"Why it's cheap to be sure, because there is such plenty of it."

"And is it not the over-plenty of labourers, that makes labour cheap? I

remember this village when there were not more than fifty labourers'

families, each with a cottage to itself; now there are upwards of eighty

families, and sometimes two crammed together in one house. I have read

in the newspapers, that the people throughout England have increased in

the last twenty years thirty-two in every hundred--that is, where there

were but ten, there are now more than thirteen."

"But what has that to do with the poor rates?"

"Why do not you think that the poor rates are an encouragement to early

marriages?"

"And what then," said Hannah; "did not the Almighty say, _Increase and

multiply_?"

"The command to _increase and multiply and replenish the earth_, was

given--_first_, when there were upon the face of the whole earth no men

and women at all, excepting the first pair: and _again_, when all

mankind had been destroyed, with the exception of the family of Noah.

The world was pretty well empty of inhabitants then, and wanted

_replenishing_. But the case is different in an old inhabited country,

which is already so _replenished_--so full and over-full--that the

people stand in each other's way."

"But surely, John, you are not for preventing marriages?"

"Heaven forbid!" said the old man, wiping a tear of thankfulness from

his eye; "Heaven forbid! It is to marriage that I owe the greater part

of the happiness that I have enjoyed in this life; and marriage, I

trust, has assisted in preparing me, through divine grace and the merits

of my Redeemer, for happiness in the life to come. I know too who it is

that has said, _Marriage is honourable in all_.--No, no, I am no enemy

to marriage, I am its warmest friend. But then, as the Prayer-Book tells

us, there are _two_ ways of engaging in marriage. Men may either enter

upon it _reverently_, _discreetly_, _advisedly_, and _in the fear of

God_; or else they may engage in it _inadvisedly_, _lightly_, and

_wantonly_, '_like brute beasts that have no understanding_.' I am

afraid that now-a-days young people are more apt to engage in marriage

after the latter manner, than after the former. When I was young, men

generally did not like to marry--I'm sure I did not--till they had

secured a bit of a cottage to put a wife in, and a few articles of

furniture, and perhaps a few pounds to begin the world with. Now boys

and girls marry without thought and reflection, without sixpence

beforehand, and trust to the parish for every thing--house, goods,

clothes, and the maintenance of their children. As for the parish

finding houses for all that wish to marry, it's what can't be

done.--No, no, I don't want to prevent their marrying, I only want them

to wait a very few years, that they may have a better chance of

happiness when they marry. We all know, that _when want comes in at the

door, love is very apt to fly out at the window_; and parish pay is but

a poor dependence after all.

"And why should they not wait? Those, who are better off in the world,

are for the most part forced to wait a good number of years. The sons of

the farmers, of the tradesmen, and of the gentlemen, generally wait, I

think, till they are nearer thirty than five and twenty. Look at Squire

Bentley's family: there's his eldest son that is the counsellor, who, as

they say, has been for some years engaged to one of Mr. Hale's

daughters; he is now, I take it, upwards of thirty, but he waits till

they have a better chance of maintaining a family. There's his second

son, who is to be a physician; and the third in the army; both I dare

say would be glad enough to marry, if they could marry with any sort of

prudence.--It is because the poor think that the parish must find every

thing, that they marry without thought or care; and then the numbers of

the people increase till there are more hands than work; and that makes

wages so low.

"There's another way in which the poor rates keep down the price of

labour. A man is out of work. He goes round to the farmers; but they all

say that they don't want him: they have hands more than enough already.

He then goes to the overseer for employment.--Now the parish--if bound

by law to find work for him at all, about which there seems to be some

doubt--is only bound to pay him enough to keep him from starving, and

for that may require a full day's work. The farmers of course know this;

and as in these times it is natural for them to wish to get hands at as

low a rate as possible, one of them tells this man that he will give him

a trifle more than the parish, though still a _mere trifle_, and turns

off one of his regular workmen to make way for him; and so it may go on,

till all are brought down to the same low key.--Or perhaps the farmers

will pay all the labourers, either in whole, or in part, out of the poor

rates. This I take to be a very bad plan for the farmers in the end; for

as men will seldom do more work than they are paid for, the work will

not be done so well or so cheerfully; and besides, it sadly breaks the

spirit of the labourers. In short, I wish, as I said before, that the

poor depended less upon parish pay, and more upon themselves."

"But, John," said Hannah, "you are not for knocking up the poor laws

altogether?"

"By no means," answered John: "I am in one sense a poor man myself; and

I am glad that there is such a provision for those, who can do nothing

for themselves, and for those who are thrown back by a severe sickness,

or by some accident. For myself, I hope that, by the blessing of God, I

shall never be forced to stoop to ask for parish relief. As my wife and

I contrived to bring up a family without any help from an overseer, so

when our children were old enough to get out, and take care of

themselves, we began to think of putting by a trifle against old age.

The savings bank notion has given us a lift, and I think that I have

that there, which will keep me from being a burden to any one. As times

are now, a man with a large family can't help going to the parish, and

no one can blame him for it--I only wish that times were such as to

enable him, with industry and prudence, to look for maintenance to no

one but himself and God Almighty."

By the time that old Truman had finished this _dissertation_ on the poor

laws, the surgeon had arrived. He examined Fowler's leg, and found the

fracture to be as bad a one as well could be. It was attended too with a

considerable degree of fever, which was increased by the heated state of

the blood, occasioned by excessive drinking.

The next day he was delirious, and the fever had increased so much, that

but slight hopes were entertained of his recovery. He remained for some

days in this state, hanging between life and death, till at length the

fever abated. The delirium too was at an end; but it left him in a state

of the most deplorable weakness.

Nanny Fowler never had bestowed one serious thought upon a future life;

but some of her neighbours told her, that with her husband in such a

dangerous condition, she ought to desire the parson to come and see him.

This she accordingly did.

Mr. Hooker, at his two or three first visits, found both body and mind

so weakened, that he did little more than pray by him. Neither Fowler

nor his wife entered much into the meaning or spirit of his prayers, but

still they were flattered and pleased by the attention of their pastor.

For many years Fowler had hardly set foot in church, excepting once to

attend the funeral of a relation, and twice as godfather to the children

of two of his friends. Though he had not shewn any positive disrespect

to Mr. Hooker to his face, yet he was in the habit of laughing at him

behind his back, and of trying to turn whatever he did or said in the

execution of his sacred office--and indeed his office itself--into

ridicule. In this, according to the opinion of his thoughtless and

profligate companions, he succeeded tolerably well; for he had a turn

for low humour; and it is sometimes found, the more sacred any thing is,

the greater is the effect of representing it in a ludicrous point of

view, to those who are unrestrained by any sense of decency or of

religion. From Mr. Hooker he had never received any thing but tokens of

kindness, but he disliked him, because he knew that he disapproved of

his manner of going on, and still more, for one or two admonitions

which he had received from him. He now felt ashamed of his former

disrespectful behaviour towards his worthy minister.

The fever having entirely left him, Mr. Hooker determined to take

advantage of the opportunity which this accident afforded, for the

purpose of endeavouring to bring Fowler to some proper sense of

religion. He accordingly often talked to him in the most serious manner,

trying both to inform his understanding, and to affect his heart.

One day when he called, he found Barton sitting by the bed side. The

farmer immediately got up to go away; Fowler, however, begged him to

stay; and Mr. Hooker was not without hopes, that what he said might not

be entirely lost upon Barton, of whose religious sentiments he had but

an unfavourable opinion.

After making use of the prayers in the Visitation Office, he represented

to Fowler the folly of living without God in the world; the hateful

nature of sin; and the awful consequences of continuing in sin without

repentance. He spoke of the great atonement, but told him that the

benefits even of that would be lost to those who continued hardened and

impenitent. He added a few words upon the particular vice of

drunkenness, upon its tendency to lead on to almost all other sins

without exception, and upon its dreadful punishment in the world to

come, since _drunkards can not inherit the kingdom of God_.

Fowler appeared to be attentive, and to feel what was said, and Barton

looked every now and then a little uneasy. His uneasiness was

occasioned, not by the slightest degree of apprehension for his own

religious interests, but by the wound which his _good-nature_ received,

at hearing such strong things said. The farmer accompanied Mr. Hooker

down stairs; but the moment he had quitted the house, exclaimed, "I

wish, Nanny, you would not let the parson come to your husband any more.

I'm sure it's enough to make a man ill to hear him talk." "Why, what's

the matter?" said Nanny, "what's the matter?"

"Why, he has been talking about his soul, and getting drunk, and heaven,

and hell, and I know not what besides; I'm sure, I thought it very

_ill-natured_ of him. It's bad enough for poor Bob to have broken his

leg, without being troubled with such melancholy thoughts. And what's

the use of it? There's no chance of his dying this bout, and there can

be no occasion for his making himself uneasy with these church-yard

thoughts yet."

"Surely you are not in earnest, neighbour," said Farmer Oldacre, who had

called in to enquire how the broken leg was going on; "you cannot really

mean what you say."

"Yes, but I do though," replied Barton, "and I say again, it was very

_ill-natured_ of Mr. Hooker."

"I always thought," said Oldacre, "that you professed and called

yourself a Christian."

"As good a Christian as yourself," rejoined Barton, with some quickness;

"aye, or as Mr. Hooker _either_, though, perhaps, I mayn't talk so much

about it as some people."

"Well, don't be angry," said Oldacre calmly, "but just listen to me for

two minutes. If a Christian, you of course acknowledge the Scriptures

to be the word of God?"

"To be sure I do."

"Well--you know--the whole parish knows--that poor Bob Fowler was

leading a most ungodly and wicked life."

"No, I do _not_ know it; poor Bob was nobody's enemy but his own; and if

he did get drunk now and then, what was that to any body else? I don't

call that being wicked."

"And what _do_ you call being _wicked_?"

"Why, I call a man wicked, when he robs and steals, or commits murder,

or--let me see--let me see--when he takes a false oath before a

justice--or--when he slanders his neighbours."

"These, certainly," answered Oldacre, "are instances of great

wickedness; but you seem to confine the word _wickedness_ almost

entirely to offences, by which _men_ are injured; now I call a man

_wicked_, when he lives in the wilful and habitual neglect of any part

of his duty; and since the Scriptures tell us, that the first and chief

part of our duty is our duty towards God, I particularly call a man

wicked when he lives in the open neglect of that duty--when he leads, in

short, an ungodly life."

Barton made no answer, but seemed to be waiting to hear what was to come

next.

"Now as for poor Bob Fowler, you know very well that he never went to

church, never thought of keeping holy the Lord's day, that he was in the

constant habit of profane swearing, that he never spoke of religion but

to laugh at it, and that instead of having God in all his thoughts, he

lived in a total forgetfulness both of him and of his laws. Now the

Scriptures tell us, over and over again, that _the wicked shall be

turned into hell, and all the people that forget God_. If these words of

Scripture be true--and you acknowledge yourself that they are so--Fowler

was certainly in a dangerous state. Now, neighbour, suppose you were to

see a blind man walking right on to the brink of a pit, and ready to

fall into it, should you think it _ill-natured_ to tell him of his

danger? And is it _ill-natured_ of Mr. Hooker, to try to save a man from

falling into the pit of destruction?"

"But why should he do it at such a time--when Bob has a broken leg to

vex him?"

"I know," replied Oldacre, "that Mr. Hooker did sometimes speak to him

when he was in health; but Fowler was either sulky, or turned it into

joke: he was one of those, who _sit in the seat of the scornful_; it was

like _casting pearls before swine, which turn again and rend you_. His

present confinement offers an opportunity for giving him some notions of

religion; and our good minister, who is always on the watch for

opportunities of being of use, most likely felt, that if this

opportunity was not taken advantage of, he might never have another."

"But is it not enough to drive a man to despair," said Barton, "to talk

to him about death and judgment, and future punishment?"

"It is rather the best way to save a man from despair. Mr. Hooker speaks

to him of future misery, in order that he may escape it. I dare say that

he tells him, as he tells us in church, that if he will but repent of

and forsake his sins, full forgiveness is offered, through the mediation

of the Redeemer. A man who wilfully goes on in a worldly, ungodly

course of life, has certainly nothing before him but a _fearful looking

for of judgment and fiery indignation_. Surely it is not _ill-natured_,

but rather the kindest thing that can be done for such a man, to try to

persuade him to flee from the wrath to come, by changing his course of

life by the aid of God's grace, and by seeking for God's mercy through

Christ, before the gates of mercy are closed for ever."

There was a pause of some minutes. Barton, however, did not like to give

up his notions of _ill-nature_, and returned to the charge. "Still, I

must say, neighbour Oldacre, that the parson speaks of these things much

too plainly and too strongly; and, to tell you the truth, that is the

reason why I so seldom go to hear him in church. It would not look well,

you know, for a man like me _never_ to go to church at all, so I drop in

sometimes when there is no sermon. I like to be _good-humoured_ and

pleasant, and don't like to think of these melancholy subjects until

I've occasion."

Oldacre found that he was impenetrable by any thing that _he_ could say,

and was not inclined to resume the conversation, and went up stairs to

Fowler to ask him how he was.

Barton quitted the house, but the door was hardly closed, when his

_good-nature_ was put to a fresh trial of a different description. He

was met by a stranger, who, having asked him whether his name was

Barton, and received his answer that it was, put into his hands a paper,

which he found was a notice to him as surveyor, that a certain part of

the road in the parish had been indicted at the Quarter Sessions which

were just over, and a true bill found.

The fact was this.--A gentleman, who was going to the Sessions on

business, had occasion to travel along the road, the bad state of which

Mr. Bentley had pointed out to Farmer Barton. One of his coach-horses

shyed at a heap of dung lying close to the road side, the coachman

whipped him, the horses sprang forward, but in crossing the deep ruts,

one of the fore springs of the carriage snapped, and the near horse was

thrown down, and cut both his knees. The gentleman proceeded slowly to

Chippingden; and while his servants were getting the spring made safe

for the remainder of his journey, had the worst part of the road

measured, and then travelling on to Sessions in the full heat of his

anger and vexation, preferred a bill of indictment against the parish of

Inglewood.

This Farmer Barton thought the most _ill-natured_ proceeding that ever

was known; and in the first warmth of his indignation said, that there

should be no _putting off_, but that the parish should try it out at the

following Sessions. He was still surveyor, for he had so entirely

neglected calling out the statute-duty, and indeed every part of his

office, that he was ashamed to attend the justice meeting, which was

held for the purpose of appointing new surveyors; and felt pretty sure,

that his non-attendance would not be taken notice of. The magistrates,

every now and then, threatened _stoutly_, and talked of fining the

absentees, but they would not be so _ill-natured_ as to carry their

threats into execution; and the comfort and convenience of the public,

and the real interests of the several parishes themselves, were

sacrificed for the credit of their _good-nature_.

Fowler's leg, meanwhile, continued to mend, and he was able to get down

stairs, and attend to his new business. What Mr. Hooker had said to him,

produced considerable effect upon his mind and conduct. But though he

left off drinking himself, yet from his former habits and character he

could not be expected to possess much authority over those who resorted

to his house. Many of the poor never entered the public house at all;

many went to it now and then for a pot of beer to drink in a quiet

family way at home; but a few of the married men, and several of the

young ones, spent there many of their evenings, and most of their money.

Many little disturbances consequently took place in the village. One

evening in particular, Tim Nesbit came from the public house so drunk,

and was so noisy and troublesome, that some of the neighbours talked of

having him fined, or set in the stocks. "Surely you wou'dn't be so

_ill-natured_ as that comes to," said Barton. "When a man robs and

steals, punish him to the utmost; but drunkenness is a _good-natured_

fault, and the drunken man is nobody's enemy but his own."

"Nobody's enemy but his own!" said old Truman, who happened to be

standing by, "I think a drunken man the enemy of every body. He is

ready to quarrel with every body that comes in his way, and to do all

sorts of mischief."

"Yes," replied Barton, "but when a man don't know what he is doing, he

has a right to be excused."

"Now I say just the contrary," answered Truman. "When a man chooses to

throw away his reason, and to bring himself down to a level with a

beast, he must take the consequences. Drunkenness, instead of being an

excuse for any fault, is an aggravation, and the law of the land says

the same. I heartily wish that the laws against tippling and

drunkenness[j] were more frequently put in execution."

[Footnote j: If any person (with a few particular exceptions) shall

continue drinking or tippling in a public house, he shall forfeit three

shillings and fourpence to the use of the poor, or be set in the stocks

for four hours.

Any person convicted of drunkenness shall for the first offence forfeit

five shillings to the use of the poor, or be set in the stocks for six

hours. Upon a second conviction the offender shall be bound, with two

sureties, to be thenceforth of good behaviour.]

"These laws," replied Barton, "cannot, generally speaking, be put in

force, unless some one will _inform_, and that would be so

_ill-natured_. And besides, every one hates and cries out against the

very name of an _informer_."

"I grant you," said Truman, "that when a man turns _informer_ from

spite--or for the sake of getting money--or from a view to private

interest of any sort--he may perhaps deserve to be disliked. But a man

who, _after fair notice, informs_ against an offender from a sense of

public duty--with a view to check a bad practice which is hurtful both

to society and to those who are guilty of it--or from a sincere zeal for

the interests of morality and religion, is a benefactor to the

community. The lawless and profligate, who would be glad to get rid of

all the restraints of every sort, will of course try to run him down;

but he ought not to mind that, and he certainly deserves the thanks of

all the friends of good order and morality."

Not only was the quiet of the village of Inglewood sometimes disturbed

by drunken _rows_, but many little acts of mischief were committed, not

from any particular spite, but in the mere wantonness of drunkenness.

The farmers too found some of their men less disposed to work than

formerly, and more disposed to be saucy; and they saw the wives and

children of some few growing more and more ragged and miserable. They

consoled themselves by abusing the justices for consenting to the

establishment of the alehouse, and by blaming their minister for not

taking more active measures to prevent it; and said for themselves, that

they would never have set their hands to the certificate, if at the time

they had not felt sure that the licence would not be granted.

Fowler's friends, however, determined to make it as good a thing for him

as they could. His accident, and long confinement in consequence of it,

had thrown him back, and they wished, they said, to give him a _start_.

They resolved to have some _pastime_ in the village, and tried to make

up a purse for two prize fighters, who resided in the neighbourhood.

Barton entered zealously into the scheme, and took care to have the fame

of the projected amusement spread through the adjoining villages. Having

occasion to call on Mr. Hooker on other business, he said that he hoped

that he did not object to what was going forward. Mr. Hooker replied,

that "he disapproved of it most decidedly."

Barton's _good-nature_ was immediately up in arms. "Surely, Sir, it's

very hard that the poor may not have a little amusement now and then.

Our only object is, to give them a day's pleasure, and at the same time

to give a little help to Fowler in his business, after his sad accident,

which has thrown him back so unluckily."

"Nobody," said Mr. Hooker, "can be more friendly than I am to the

amusements of the poor; provided they are _innocent_, and do not, almost

necessarily, lead to immorality and sin. You know, Mr. Barton, as well

as I do, that the _pastime_, as you call it, which you propose, will be

attended with a great deal of drunkenness. Your avowed object is, that

Fowler should sell as much beer and spirits as possible. I need not tell

you, that drunkenness is not only a great sin in itself, but that it

also leads to sins of every description. You know very well too, that on

occasions of this sort, there is generally a great deal of swearing, a

great deal of improper language, and, perhaps, a great deal of

quarrelling. With respect to _prize-fighting_, sensible men have

entertained different sentiments. My own opinion is, that it is a

positive offence against the laws both of God and man; that it is a most

disgusting exhibition; and surely a most improper sight for the women

and children, who, in a village, will be spectators of it. I think also,

that if one of the combatants should be killed, as is frequently the

case, all those who have promoted the battle are parties in the guilt of

manslaughter.

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