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Utterly +v+acant and lost is poor =V=,
He’s forgotten the date of the wedding you see.
He’s forgotten the ring,
And in fact everything;
A remarkable kind of a bridegroom is he.
[Illustration: =V= THE VACANT]
W the Willing.
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Perfectly +w+illing is antique Miss =W=,
Tho’ I fear very much that nobody will trouble you.
Few are anxious to kiss
Such an elderly miss;
It is sad, but a fact, you poor ancient Miss W.
[Illustration: =W= THE WILLING]