OUR POLICE REPORT.

On Tuesday last a suspicious looking man was arrested by the police, and

taken to the One Hundred and Fourth Precinct Station House, on several

charges of disorderly acts perpetrated by him in various parts of the

city. He gave his name as CHARLES A. DANA, and was locked up for the

night.

Yesterday morning, prisoner was brought before Justice DOWNY, at the

Jephson Market Police Court.

Officer LOCUST, being called to testify, stated that his attention was

directed to the prisoner, on Tuesday afternoon last, by some boys in

Fourteenth Street. Prisoner was standing on the side-walk, on the side

of the street opposite Tammany Hall. He was armed with a small pewter

squirt, with which he was trying to smear the front of that building by

drawing up dirty water from the gutter. The range of the squirt did not

appear to reach more than half-way across the street. The water used was

very foul, leaving stains upon a dirt-cart that was passing. While

witness was watching the prisoner, the Hon. WM. M. TWEED came down the

steps from Tammany Hall, and, upon seeing him, prisoner ran away, but

was seized by witness, before he could make his escape.

On being interrogated by the magistrate, prisoner said that he hardly

knew what he was doing when arrested. The _Sun_ was in his eyes at the

time. If it hadn't been so, he would not have missed his shot. He must

do something for a living, and he thought that throwing dirty water was

as good an occupation as any other. Had made money out of it by

threatening respectable people with his pewter squirt, and they would

give him money rather than have their clothes soiled. He would do

anything to make money; and he didn't in the least mind dirtying his

hands in the making of it.

To a question by the magistrate, as to whether he had had anything to do

with casting offal into the bay, prisoner laughed in a wild manner, and

said that he, for one, could never be accused of wasting good, honest

dirt in that way. All the offal in the world, said prisoner, wasn't too

much for him to use in bespattering the objects of his attention,

friends as well as foes. He had heaved tons of offal, already, at Mr. A.

OAKEY HALL, (whom he evidently imagined to be an Irishman, and called

O'HALL,) He didn't care whom he hit, in fact, so long as he could make

it pay.

A gentleman connected with the velocipede interest, whose name our

reporter did not catch, here stated that he became acquainted with

prisoner nearly two years ago, while the velocipede frenzy was at its

height. He had constructed to order for the prisoner a peculiar

velocipede called the _"Sun Squirt."_ It had a Dyer's tub attached to

it, which was filled with bilge-water. On this machine, the prisoner,

armed with a pewter squirt, used to practise for several hours a day,

careering rapidly around the rink, and taking flying shots, as he went,

at large posters attached to the wall, having portraits on them of

General GRANT, Hon. H. GREELEY, Hon. WM. M. TWEED, The Mayor, Governor

HOFFMAN, and several other citizens of admitted position and

respectability. The bilge-water usually came back upon him, however, and

he was generally a humiliating object on leaving the rink.

Prisoner, on being asked by the magistrate whether he had any references

respecting character to give, replied in the negative, whereupon orders

were issued to lock him up, pending the appearance of Mr. PUNCHINELLO,

who will have some statements to make about him at a future day.

A reward of $5,000 has been offered for any information about the pewter

squirt, and particularly as to when, and by whom it was made; and, as

detectives are now engaged in working up the case, there can be but

little doubt that the vile instrument will ere long be identified.

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