CHAPTER VIII. TWO MEN WELL MET

Sewell had long coveted the suite of rooms known at the Priory as “Miss

Lucy's.” They were on the ground-floor; they opened on a small enclosed

garden of their own; they had a delicious aspect; and it was a thousand

pities they should be consigned to darkness and spiders while he wanted

so much a snuggery of his own,--a little territory which could be

approached without coming through the great entrance, and where he could

receive his familiars, and a variety of other creatures whose externals

alone would have denied them admittance to any decent household.

Now, although Sir William's letter to Lucy was the sort of document

which, admitting no species of reply, usually closes a correspondence,

Sewell had not courage to ask the Chief for the rooms in question. It

would be too like peremptory action to be prudent. It might lead the

old man to reconsider his judgment. Who knows what tender memories the

thought might call up? Indeed, as Sewell himself remembered, he had

seen fellows in India show great emotion at the sale of a comrade's kit,

though they had read the news of his death with comparative composure.

“If the old fellow were to toddle in here, and see her chair and her

writing-table and her easel, it might undo everything,” said he; so that

he wisely resolved it would be better to occupy the premises without a

title than endeavor to obtain them legitimately.

By a slight effort of diplomacy with Mrs. Beales, he obtained possession

of the key, and as speedily installed himself in occupancy. Indeed,

when the venerable housekeeper came round to see what the Colonel could

possibly want to do with the rooms, she scarcely recognized them. A

pipe-rack covered one wall, furnished with every imaginable engine for

smoke; a stand for rifles and fowling-pieces occupied a corner; some

select prints of Derby winners and ballet celebrities were scattered

about; while a small African monkey, of that color they call green, sat

in a small arm-chair, of his own, near the window, apparently sunk in

deep reflection. This creature, whom his master called Dundas--I am

unable to say after what other representative of the name--was gifted

with an instinctive appreciation of duns, and flew at the man who

presented a bill as unerringly as ever a bull rushed at the bearer of a

red rag.

How he learned to know tailors, shoemakers, and tobacconists, and

distinguish them from the rest of mankind, and how he recognized them

as natural enemies, I cannot say. As for Se well, he always spoke of the

gift as the very strongest evidence in favor of the Darwinian theory,

and declared it was the prospective sense of troubles to come that

suggested the instinct. The chalk head, the portrait Lucy had made of

Sir Brook, still hung over the fireplace. It would be a curious subject

of inquiry to know why Sewell suffered it still to hold its place

there. If there was a man in the world whom he thoroughly hated, it

was Fossbrooke. If there was one to injure whom he would have bartered

fortune and benefit to himself, it was he. And how came it that he could

bear to have this reminder of him so perpetually before his eyes?--that

the stern features should be ever bent upon him,--darkly, reproachfully

lowering, as he had often seen them in life? If it were simply that

his tenure of the place was insecure, what so easy as to replace the

picture, and why should he endure the insult of its presence there?

No, there was some other reason,--some sentiment stronger than a

reason,--some sense of danger in meddling with that man in any shape.

Over and over again he vowed to himself he would hang it against a tree,

and make a pistol-mark of it. Again and again he swore that he would

destroy it; he even drew out his penknife to sever the head from the

neck, significant sign of how he would like to treat the original; but

yet he had replaced his knife, and repressed his resolve, and sat down

again to brood over his anger inoperative.

To frown at the “old rascal,” as he loved to call him,--to menace him

with his fist as he passed,--to scowl at him as he sat before the fire,

were, after all, the limits of his wrath; but still the picture exerted

a certain influence over him, and actually inspired a sense of fear as

well as a sense of hatred.

Am I imposing too much on my reader's memory by asking him to recall

a certain Mr. O'Reardon, in whose humble dwelling at Cullen's Wood Sir

Brook Fossbrooke was at one time a lodger? Mr. O'Reardon, though an

official of one of the law courts, and a patriot by profession, may not

have made that amount of impression necessary to retain a place in the

reader's recollection, nor indeed is it my desire to be exacting on this

head. He is not the very best of company, and we shall not see much of

him.

When Sewell succeeded to the office of Registrar, which the old Judge

carried against the Castle with a high hand, he found Mr. O'Reardon

there; he had just been promoted to the rank of keeper of the

waiting-room. In the same quick glance with which the shrewd Colonel

was wont to single out a horse, and knew the exact sort of quality he

possessed, he read this man, and saw with rapid intelligence the stuff

he was made of, and the sort of service he could render.

He called him into his office, and, closing the door, asked him a few

questions about his former life. O'Reardon, long accustomed to regard

the man who spoke with an English accent as an easy dupe, launched out

on his devoted loyalty, the perils it had cost him, the hate to which

his English attachment exposed him from his countrymen, and the little

reward all his long-proved fidelity had ever won him; but Sewell cut

him suddenly short with: “Don't try any of this sort of balderdash

upon _me_, old fellow,--it's only lost time: I've been dealing with

blackguards of your stamp all my life, and I read them like print.”

“Oh! your honor, them's hard words,--blackguard, blackguard! to a decent

man that always had a good name and a good character.”

“What I want you to understand is this,” said Sewell, scanning him

keenly while he spoke, “and to understand it well: that if you intend to

serve me, and make yourself useful in whatever way I see fit to employ

you, there must be no humbug about it. The first lesson you have to

learn is, never to imagine you can take me in. As I have just told

you, I have had my education amongst fellows more than your masters in

craft,--so don't lose your time in trying to outrogue me.”

“Your honor's practical,--I always like to serve a gentleman that's

practical,” said the fellow, with a totally changed voice.

“That will do,--speak that way,--drop your infernal whine,--turn out

your patriotic sentiments to grass, and we'll get on comfortably.”

“Be gorra! that's practical,--practical, every word of it.”

“Now the first thing I want is to know who are the people who come here.

I shall require to be able to distinguish those who are accustomed to

frequent the office from strangers; I suppose you know the attorneys and

solicitors, all of them?”

“Every man of them, sir; there's not a man in Dublin with a pair of

black trousers that I could n't give you the history of.”

“That's practical, certainly,” said Sewell, adopting his phrase; and the

other laughed pleasantly at the employment of it. “Whenever you have to

announce persons that are strangers to you, and whose business you

can't find out, mention that I am most busily engaged,--that persons

of consequence are with me,--delay them, in short, and put them off for

another day--”

“Till I can find out all about them?” broke in O'Reardon.

“Exactly.”

“And that's what I can do as well as any man in Ireland,” said the

fellow, overjoyed at the thought of such congenial labor.

“I suppose you know a dun by the look of him?” asked Sewell, with a low,

quiet laugh.

“Don't I, then?” was the reply.

“I 'll have none of them hanging about here,--mind that; you may tell

them what you please, but take care that my orders are obeyed.”

“I will, sir.”

“I shall probably not come down every day to the office; it may chance

that I may be absent a week at a time; but remember, I am always

here,--you understand,--I am here, or I am at the Chief Baron's

chambers,--somewhere, in short, about the Court.”

“Up in one of the arbitration rooms, maybe,” added O'Rear-don, to show

he perfectly comprehended his instructions.

“But whether I come to the office or not, I shall expect you every

morning at the Priory, to report to me whatever I ought to know,--who

has called,--what rumors are afloat; and mind you tell everything as it

reaches you. If you put on any embroidery of your own, I 'll detect it

at once, and out you go, Master O'Reardon, notwithstanding all your long

services and all your loyalty.”

“Practical, upon my conscience,--always practical,” said the fellow,

with a grin of keen approval.

“One caution more; I'm a tolerably good friend to the man who serves

me faithfully. When things go well, I reward liberally; but if a fellow

doubles on me, if he plays me false, I 'll back myself to be the worst

enemy he ever met with. That's practical, isn't it?”

“It is indeed, sir,--nothing more so.”

“I'll expect you to begin your visits on Thursday, then. Don't come

to the hall-door, but pass round by the end of the house and into the

little garden. I 'll leave the gate open, and you 'll find my room

easily. It opens on the garden. Be with me by eleven.”

Colonel Sewell was not more than just to himself when he affirmed that

he read men very quickly. As the practised cashier never hesitates about

the genuineness of a note, but detects the forgery at a glance, this man

had an instinctive appreciation of a scoundrel. Who knows if there be

not some magnetic affinity between such natures, that saves them

the process of thought and reason? He was right in the present case.

O'Reardon was the very man he wanted. The fellow liked the life of a spy

and an informer. To track, trace, connect this with that, and seek out

the missing link which gave connection to the chain, had for him the

fascination of a game, and until now his qualities had never been fairly

appreciated. It was with pride too that he showed his patron that his

gifts could be more widely exercised than within the narrow limits of

an antechamber; for he brought him the name of the man who wrote in “The

Starlight” the last abusive article on the Chief Baron, and had date

and place for the visit of the same man to the under-secretary, Mr.

Cholmondely Balfour. He gave him the latest news of the Curragh, and how

Faunus had cut his frog in a training gallop, and that it was totally

impossible he could be “placed” for his race. There were various

delicate little scandals in the life of society too, which, however

piquant to Sewell's ears, would have no interest for us; while of the

sums lost at play, and the costly devices to raise the payments, even

Sewell himself was amazed at the accuracy and extent of his information.

Mr. O'Reardon was one of a small knot of choice spirits who met every

night and exchanged notes. Doubtless each had certain “reserves” which

he kept strictly to himself; but otherwise they dealt very frankly

and loyally with each other, well aware that it was only on such a

foundation their system could be built; and the training-groom, and the

butler, and the club-waiter, the office messenger, and the penny-postman

became very active and potent agents in that strange drama we call life.

Now, though Mr. O'Reardon had presented himself each morning with due

punctuality at the little garden, in which he was wont to make his

report while Sewell smoked his morning cigar, for some days back

the Colonel had not appeared. He had gone down to the country to a

pigeon-match, from which he returned vexed and disappointed. He had shot

badly, lost his money, lost his time, and lost his temper,--even to

the extent of quarrelling with a young fellow whom he had long been

speculating on “rooking,” and from whom he had now parted on terms that

excluded further acquaintance.

Although it was a lovely morning, and the garden looking its very

brightest and best,--the birds singing sweetly on the trees, and the air

balmy with the jasmine and the sweet-brier,--Sewell strolled out upon

the velvety sward in anything but a mood of kindred enjoyment. His bills

were flying about on all sides, renewals upon renewals swelling up to

formidable sums, for which he had not made any provision. Though his

residence at the Priory, and his confident assurance to his creditors

that the old Judge had made him his heir, obtained a certain credit for

him, there were “small-minded scoundrels,” as he called them, who would

n't wait for their fifty per cent. In his desperation to stave off

the demands he could not satisfy, he had been driven to very ruinous

expedients. He sold timber off the lawn without the old Judge's

knowledge, and only hesitated about forging Sir William's name through

the conviction that the document to which he would have to append it

would itself suggest suspicion of the fraud. His increasing necessities

had so far impaired his temper that men began to decline to play with

him. Nobody was sure of him, and this cause augmented the difficulties

of his position. Formerly his two or three hours at the club before

dinner, or his evening at mess, were certain to keep him in current

cash. He could hold out his handful of sovereigns, and offer to bet them

in that reckless carelessness which, amongst very young men, is accepted

as something akin to generosity. Now his supply was almost stopped,

not to say that he found, what many have found, the rising generation

endowed with an amount of acuteness that formerly none attained to

without sore experiences and sharp lessons.

“Confound them,” he would say, “there are curs without fluff on their

chins that know the odds at Newmarket as well as John Day! What chance

has a man with youngsters that understand the 'call for trumps'?”

It was thus moralizing over a world in decline that he strolled through

the garden, his unlit cigar held firm between his teeth, and his hands

deep sunk in his trousers' pockets. As he turned an angle of a walk, he

was arrested by a very silky voice saying, “Your honor's welcome home. I

hope your honor's well, and enjoyed yourself when you were away.”

“Ah, O'Reardon, that you! pretty well, thank you; quite well, I believe;

at least, as well as any man can be who is in want of money, and does

not know where to find it.”

Mr. O'Reardon grinned, as if _that_, at least, was one of the

contingencies his affluent chief could never have had any experience of.

“Moses is to run after all, sir,” said he, after a pause; “the bandages

was all a sham,--he never broke down.”

“So much the worse for me. I took the heavy odds against him on your

fine information,” said Sewell, savagely.

“You 'll not be hurt this time. He 'll have a tongue as big as three on

the day of the race; and there will be no putting a bridle on him.”

“I don't believe in that trick, O'Reardon.”

“I do, sir; and I'm laying the only ten-pound note I have on it,” said

the other, calmly.

“What about Mary Draper? is she coughing still?”

“She is, sir, and won't feed besides; but Mr. Harman is in such trouble

about his wife going off with Captain Peters, that he never thinks of

the mare. Any one goes into the stable that likes.”

“Confounded fool he must be! He stood heavily on that mare. When did

Lady Jane bolt?”

“On Tuesday night, sir. She was here at the Priory at luncheon with

Captain Peters that morning. She and Mrs. Sewell were walking more than

an hour together in the back garden.”

“Did you overhear anything they said?”

“Only once, sir, for they spoke low; but one time your Lady said aloud,

'If any one blames you, dear, it won't be me.' I think the other was

crying when she said it.”

“Stuff and nonsense!” said Sewell, angrily.

“She's gone away, at all events, sir; and Mr. Harman 's out of his mind

about it. Cross told me this morning that he would n't be surprised if

his master cut his throat or went to live on the Continent.”

“Do you happen to know anybody would lend me a thousand pounds on no

particular security, O'Reardon?”

“Not just at the minute,--perhaps if I had a day or two to think of it.”

“I could give you a week,--a fortnight if it was any use, but it is not;

and you know it's not, Master O'Reardon, as well as any man breathing.”

There was a silence of some minutes now between them; and while Sewell

brooded over his hard fortune, O'Reardon seemed to be reviewing in his

mind the state of the share market, and taking a sweeping view of the

course of the exchanges.

“Well, indeed, sir, money is tight,--mighty tight, at this time. Old

M'Cabe of the lottery office wouldn't advance three hundred to Lord

Arthur St. Aubin without the family plate, and I saw the covered dishes

going in myself.”

“I wish _I_ had family plate,” sighed Sewell.

“So you will yet, please God,” said the other, piously. “His Lordship

can't live forever! But jewels is as good,” resumed he, after a slight

pause.

“I have just as much of the one as the other, O'Reardon. They were a

sort of scrip I never invested in.”

“It is n't a bad thing to do, after all. I remember poor Mr. Giles

Morony saying one day, 'I dined yesterday, Tom,' says he, 'off one of my

wife's ear-rings, and I never ate a better dinner in my life; and

with the blessing of Providence I'll go drunk to bed off the other

to-night.'”

“Was n't he hanged afterwards for a murder?”

“No, sir,--sentenced, but never hanged. Mr. Wallace got him off on a

writ of error. He was a most agreeable man. Has Mrs. Sewell any trinkets

of value, sir?”

“I believe not--I don't know--I don't care,” said he, angrily; for the

subject, as an apropos, was scarcely pleasant. “Any one at the office

since I left?” asked he, with a twang of irritation still in his tone.

“That ould man I tould your honor about called three times.”

“You told me nothing of any old man.”

“I wrote it twice to your honor since I saw you, and left the letters

here myself.”

“You don't think I break open letters in such handwriting as yours, do

you? Why, man, my table is covered with them. Who is the old man you

speak of?”

“Well, sir, that's more than I know yet; but I 'll be well acquainted

with all about him before a week ends, for I knew him before and he

puzzled me too.”

“What's his business with me?”

“He would not tell. Indeed, he's not much given to talk. He just says,

'Is Colonel Sewell here?' and when I answer, 'No, sir,' he goes on, 'Can

you tell the day or the hour when I may find him here?' Of course I say

that your honor might come at any moment,--that your time is uncertain,

and such-like,--that you 're greatly occupied with the Chief Baron.”

“What is he like? Is he a gentleman?”

“I think he is,--at least he was once; for though his clothes is not new

and his boots are patched, there's a look about him that common people

never have.”

“Is he short or tall? What is he like?” Just as Sewell had put this

question they had gained the door of the little sitting-room, which lay

wide open, admitting a full view of the interior. “Give me some notion

of his appearance, if you can.”

“There he is, then,” cried O'Reardon, pointing to the chalk head over

the chimney. “That's himself, and as like as life.”

“What? that!” exclaimed Sewell, clutching the man's arm, and actually

shaking him in his eagerness. “Do you mean that he is the same man you

see here?”

“I do indeed, sir. There's no mistaking him. His beard's a little longer

than the picture, and he's thinner, perhaps; but that's the man.”

Sewell sat down on the chair nearest him, sick and faint; a cold clammy

sweat broke over his face and temples, and he felt the horrible nausea

of intense weakness. “Tell me,” said he at last, with a great effort to

seem calm, “just the words he said, as nearly as you can recall them.”

“It was what I told your honor. 'Is Colonel Sewell here? Is there no

means of knowing when he may be found here?' And then when I'd say,

'What name am I to give? who is it I 'm to say called?' his answer would

be, 'That is no concern of yours. It is for me to leave my name or not,

as it pleases me.' I was going to remind him that he once lodged in my

house at Cullen's Wood, but I thought better of it, and said nothing.”

“Did he speak of calling again?”

“No, but he came yesterday; and whether he thought I was denying your

honor or not I don't know, but he sat down in the waiting-room and

smoked a cigar there, and heard two or three come in and ask for you and

get the same answer.”

Sewell groaned heavily, and covered his face with his hands.

“I think,” said O'Reardon, with a half-hesitating, timid manner, as

though it was a case where any blunder would be very awkward, “that

if it was how that this man was any trouble,--I mean any sort of an

inconvenience to your honor,--and that it was displeasing to your honor

to have any dealings with him, I think I could find a way to make him

cut his stick and leave the country; or if he would n't do that, come to

worse luck here.”

“What do you mean,--have you anything against him?” cried Sewell, with a

wild eagerness.

“If I 'm not much mistaken, I can soon have against him as much as his

life 's worth.”

“If you could,” said Sewell, clutching both his arms, and staring him

fixedly in the face,--“if you could! I mean, if you could rid me of him,

now and forever,--I don't care how, and I 'll not ask how,--only do it;

and I 'll swear to you there 's nothing in my power to serve you I 'll

refuse doing,--nothing!”

“What 's between your honor and him?” said O'Reardon, with an assurance

that his present power suggested.

“How dare you ask me, sir? Do you imagine that when I take such a fellow

as you into my service, I make him my confidant and my friend?”

“That's true, sir,” said the other, whose face only grew paler

under this insult, while his manner regained all its former

subserviency,--“that's true, sir. My interest about your honor made me

forget myself; and I was thinking how I could be most use to you. But,

as your honor says, it's no business of mine at all.”

“None whatever,” said Sewell, sternly; for a sudden suspicion had

crossed him of what such a fellow as this might become if once intrusted

with the power of a secret.

“Then it's better, your honor,” said he, with a slavish whine, “that I

'd keep to what I 'm fit for,--sweeping out the office, and taking the

messages, and the like, and not try things that 's above me.”

“You 'll just do whatever my service requires, and whenever I find that

you do it ill, do it unfaithfully, or even unwillingly, we part company,

Master O'Reardon. Is that intelligible?”

“Then, sir, the sooner you fill up my place the better. I 'll give

notice now, and your honor has fifteen days to get one that will suit

him better.”

Sewell turned on him a look of savage hatred. He read, through all the

assumed humility of the fellow's manner, the determined insolence of his

stand.

“Go now, and go to the devil, if you like, so that I never see your

hang-dog face again; that 's all I bargain for.”

“Good-morning, sir; there's the key of the office, and that's the key

of the small safe; Mr. Simmes has the other. There 's a little account

I have,--it's only a few shillings is coming to me. I 'll leave it here

to-morrow; and if your honor would like me to tell the new man about the

people that come after your honor--who 's to be let in and who 's not--”

Sewell made a haughty gesture with his arm as though to say that he need

not trouble himself on that head.

“Here's them cigars your honor gave me last week. I suppose I ought to

hand them back, now that I 'm discharged and turned away.”

“You have discharged yourself, my good friend. With a civil tongue in

your head, and ordinary prudence, you might have held on to your place

till it was time to pension you out of it.”

“Then I crave your honor's pardon, and you 'll never have to find the

same fault with me again. It was just breaking my heart, it was,--the

thought of leaving your honor.”

“That's enough about it; go back to your duty. Mind _your_ business; and

take good care you never meddle with mine.”

“Has your honor any orders?” said O'Reardon, with his ordinary tone of

respectful attention.

“Find out if Hughes is well enough to ride; they tell me he was worse

yesterday. Don't bother me any more about that fellow that writes the

attacks on the Chief Baron. They do the thing better now in the English

papers, and ask nothing for it. Look out for some one who will advance

me a little money,--even a couple of hundreds; and above all, track the

old fellow who called at the office; find out what he 's in Ireland for,

and how long he stays. I intend to go to the country this evening, so

that you 'll have to write your report,--the post-town is Killaloe.”

“And if the ould man presses me hard,” said O'Reardon, with one eye

knowingly closed, “your honor's gone over to England, and won't be back

till the cock-shooting.”

Sewell nodded, and with a gesture dismissed the fellow, half ashamed at

the familiarity that not only seemed to read his thoughts, but to follow

them out to their conclusions.

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