[Illustration: _UNDIGNIFIED REMINDER._
_Boy._ "I SAY, JOHN, AIN'T YOUR MASTER A LOOKIN' FOR YOU, NEETHER!"]
[Illustration: _FAIR AND EQUAL._
_Sister._ "NOT GIVE A BALL, CHARLES! FIDDLE! WHY NOT? I TELL YOU
WHAT,--IF YOU WILL FIND THE ROOM, AND THE MUSIC, AND THE SUPPER, AND
THE CHAMPAGNE, AND THE ICES,--I'LL FIND THE LADIES! COME NOW!"]
[Illustration: _FROZEN-OUT FOXHUNTERS._]
[Illustration: _ODIOUS TYRANNY._
PATERFAMILIAS INSISTS THAT THE GIRLS SHALL WEAR VERY STOUT BOOTS IN THE
WET WEATHER; BUT THE GIRLS DON'T AT ALL LIKE "=THE NASTY, GREAT, UGLY,
CLUMSY, THICK THINGS!="]
[Illustration: _SERIOUS ACCIDENT DURING THE FROST._
AS MAJOR--AND CAPTAIN--OF THE 13TH LIGHT POLKERS WERE SKATING WITH THE
LOVELY AND ACCOMPLISHED EMILY D---- AND HARRIET V----, THEIR FEELINGS
SUDDENLY GAVE WAY; THEY BROKE THE ICE, AND WE HEAR THEY HAVE NOT YET
BEEN EXTRICATED FROM THEIR PERILOUS SITUATION.]
[Illustration: _HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS._
_Paterfamilias._ "WELL, BOYS! I DARE SAY YOU'RE GLAD TO GET HOME; AND
HOW DO YOU AND THE DOCTOR AGREE!"
_Harry._ "OH! WE LIKE HIM VERY MUCH."
_Paterfamilias._ "HAH! AND DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MAKING GOOD PROGRESS?"
_Harry._ "OH! PRETTY GOOD! I CAN LICK THREE FELLOWS! BUT FRED, HERE,
CAN LICK _SIX, COUNTING ME!_"]
[Illustration: _A BON-BON FROM A JUVENILE PARTY._
_First Juvenile._ "THAT'S A PRETTY GIRL TALKING TO YOUNG ALGERNON
BINKS!"
_Second Juvenile._ "HM--TOL-LOL! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER SOME SEASONS
AGO!"]
[Illustration: _TOO BAD._
_Rude Boy._ "AH! HERE'S THE P'LEECE A-COMIN'; WON'T YOU CATCH IT FOR
SLIDING ON THE PAVEMENT!"]
[Illustration: _OLD MR. JONES AS HE APPEARED WHEN ASKED FOR THE
TWENTIETH TIME IF HE WOULD HAVE HIS DOOR DONE._]
[Illustration: _THE THEATRE OF WAR._