CHAPTER XXXV.

"It was the saddest hour of my life when I parted from Rosabel," said

Toney to the Professor, as they stood on the platform at the railway in

Mapleton waiting for the train which was to convey them to the

Monumental City, where they were to embark for California.

"Rosabel was willing that you should go?" asked the Professor.

"The dear girl wept as if her heart was breaking. I never knew how

deeply I loved her until then. Only to think that I may be absent for

five years! But we both thought that it was better that I should go."

"And make the hundred thousand dollars."

"There can be no hope of our union until I have the hundred thousand

dollars. You know the Widow Wild's eccentricity."

"That woman is a profound mystery. And Tom Seddon, whom we expect in the

train,--do you think that he can part from Ida?"

"Poor Tom's situation is like mine. He can never hope to marry Ida while

her uncle is alive, unless he has an ample fortune."

"You refer to the old Cerberus, who used to pretend to have fits of

canine rabies, and drive Tom out of the house?"

"He has entirely excluded Tom from the house."

"Where does Tom manage to see Ida?"

"At Colonel Hazlewood's residence. Ida is the only companion of Claribel

and Imogen, who see no other company."

"See no company! They used to be gay enough."

"When Clarence and Harry went to Mexico, they secluded themselves from

society."

"What has become of those young men? They did not return when the troops

came back from Mexico."

"At the battle of Molino del Rey, where both were distinguished for

heroic daring, Clarence was badly wounded; and, after our army entered

the City of Mexico, he was in the hospital for several months, and was

tenderly nursed by Harry until he recovered. When peace was concluded,

and the army was about to march back to Vera Cruz, they resigned their

commissions and proceeded to the port of Acapulco on the Pacific coast.

Since then there have been no tidings of them."

"Look yonder!" said the Professor. "Are they going to California?"

Toney's eyes followed the direction indicated by the Professor's finger,

and beheld what seemed like a procession of giants. In front towered

Mrs. Foot by the side of her tremendous husband; while behind them

walked the three stupendous sisters, followed by Hercules, who brought

up the rear.

"A fine morning, Mrs. Foot," said Toney.

"How do you do, Mr. Belton?" said the towering lady. "Have you seen Mr.

Love?"

"He has gone to the city to embark for California," said Toney.

"He has!" exclaimed Mrs. Foot. "And Dove? And Bliss?"

"Gone with Mr. Love," said Toney.

"I told you so!" said Gideon Foot, looking around at the young giantess

in his rear.

"Going to California--are they?" cried Mrs. Foot.

"Yes, madam," said Toney.

"If I catch Dove I'll wring his neck!" said the gigantic Gideon.

"Oh, father!" exclaimed Theodosia.

"Come!" said Gideon, gruffly. "Yonder is the train!"

The harsh scream of a steam whistle was heard, and a train of cars

thundered up to the platform. Gideon Foot and his family went on board,

and were followed by Toney and the Professor, who found Tom Seddon,

seated in a car, looking pale and melancholy. After an exchange of

salutations, poor Tom relapsed into silence, for he was thinking of Ida.

Toney was also extremely taciturn, and hardly uttered a word until they

reached the depot in the suburbs of the city. Here they took a carriage,

and were driven directly to where the ship lay at the wharf, and went on

board,--their arrangements having been made on a former visit to this

beautiful metropolis of Maryland.

Mrs. Foot and her three daughters proceeded to the residence of her

sister, who lived in the city, and was the wife of a Mr. Sampson. Gideon

and Hercules went in search of Love, Dove, and Bliss. In about an hour

they encountered these three adventurous gold-hunters daintily dressed,

with nice silk hats on their heads, and polished French leather on their

lower extremities. Each had white kid gloves on his hands, and carried a

slender cane, with which he occasionally tapped the toe of his boot.

They looked like little bridegrooms going to be married.

"Good-morning, Mr. Love," said Gideon, blandly.

"I am glad to see you, Mr. Foot," said Love. And he and his two

companions shook hands with Gideon and Hercules.

"You seem to be in a hurry," said Gideon.

"The ship sails to-day, and we must be aboard," said Love.

"Going to California?" said Gideon.

"Yes; going to dig gold," said Love. And he and Dove tapped the toes of

their boots with their little canes, while Bliss pulled off his new silk

hat and smoothed his odoriferous locks.

"Hercules is going," said Gideon.

"Are you, indeed?" asked Love, looking up at Hercules.

"Yes," said Hercules, "as soon as I have bid my mother good-by."

"Is Mrs. Foot in town?" inquired Love.

"She is, and would be so glad to see you," said Gideon. "Come with us

and bid Mrs. Foot good-by, and Hercules will go with you to the ship."

"Let us go and bid Mrs. Foot good-by," said Love, looking at his two

companions.

"We will go," said Dove.

"Let us go," said Bliss.

"Come," said Gideon. And the three little men accompanied the gigantic

father and son to the residence of Mrs. Sampson. They entered the house,

and were conducted by Gideon, through a large front apartment, to a back

parlor, which communicated, by a door, with a room in the rear.

"Take seats, gentlemen," said Gideon. "Mrs. Foot will be with you in a

moment."

Gideon returned to the hall where Hercules was waiting.

"Go fetch the parson," said Gideon. "Make haste!"

Hercules hurried away, and Gideon returned to the back parlor and locked

both doors. He then stood in the middle of the floor and elevated

himself to his full height, so that his head almost seemed to touch the

low ceiling, as he gazed sternly at Love, Dove, and Bliss, who sat on a

sofa, and who now began to tremble.

"Look here!" said Gideon, "I am a man of few words. Do you know what you

have got to do?"

"What?" said Love, looking dreadfully frightened.

"You three fellows have been hanging around my daughters for the last

six months," said Gideon. "You have come to the house in the morning;

you have come in the afternoon; you have come at all hours, and the

girls have had no time to do any household work on account of you. Even

at night, when they were in bed, you would be under their windows making

more noise than so many tomcats with your serenades. Now, what do you

intend to do?"

"Nothing," said little Love, very meekly.

"Nothing!" exclaimed the gigantic Gideon Foot. "Nothing! Just say that

again and I will wring your neck! Come! I'll have no fooling! You have

got to marry my three daughters!"

The eyes of the three little men widely dilated, and were fixed on

Gideon's towering form, but their tongues were silent; they were dumb

with terror.

"You have got just ten minutes to make up your minds. If you don't agree

to marry my daughters, I will come back in ten minutes and wring your

necks."

Gideon left the room and locked the door.

"What shall we do?" said Love.

"He has locked the door," said Dove.

"He'll murder us!" said Bliss.

"We had better marry the young ladies," said Love.

"You will take Cleopatra," said Dove.

"And you will take Theodosia," said Love.

"And Bliss will marry Sophonisba," said Dove.

The three little men now held a hurried consultation, and were

unanimously in favor of matrimony, when Gideon opened the door.

"Your ten minutes are out," said Gideon.

"We have agreed to be married," said Love.

"Very good," said Gideon. "The parson is waiting in the front room, and

I have the three licenses in my pocket. Which one do you marry?"

"Cleopatra," said Love.

Gideon went to the door opening into the back room, and unlocking it,

put his head through and uttered a few words. Cleopatra came forth,

blushing.

"Stand up!" said Gideon to Love.

Love arose from his seat trembling from head to foot.

"Take her arm," said Gideon. "That's right. Now, come along!"

Gideon opened the door, and Love walked with Cleopatra into the front

room, where stood the parson with his book open ready to make them man

and wife. In a very brief space of time Love and Cleopatra were united

in the holy bands of matrimony. The parson looked as if he expected to

see the happy man salute his bride; but Love was unable to reach up, and

Cleopatra did not bend down, and so this formality was not observed. The

wedded pair walked into the back parlor, followed by Gideon, who turned

to Dove and said,--

"Whom do you marry?"

"Theodosia, if you please," said Dove, with meek resignation.

At the summons of Gideon, Theodosia appeared and was united to Dove, and

then Sophonisba was married to Bliss. Mrs. Foot then rushed from the

back room and fondly embraced her daughters, and also her three little

sons.

"There, now," said Gideon, "we are through with the business. Are the

carriages at the door?" asked he of Hercules, who went out to ascertain

if they had arrived.

"We will go home in the next train," said Gideon.

"Can't we go to California?" whimpered Love.

"No," said Gideon, "of course not. You must go home with your wives."

"And be happy," said Mrs. Foot.

"Hercules is going to California," said Gideon. "He can dig gold enough

for the whole family."

Hercules was standing in the street before the door, when Pate and

Wiggins approached him.

"Have you seen Mr. Love?" asked Pate.

"He is in there," said Hercules, pointing to the house.

"And Dove and Bliss?" said Pate.

"In there with Love," said Hercules.

"We have been looking for them," said Wiggins.

"The ship will sail in a few hours, and they should be on board," said

Pate.

"I don't think they are going," said Hercules.

"Not going!" exclaimed Pate.

"I think not," said Hercules.

Two carriages were now driven up, and stopped in front of the house.

The door opened, and out came Love hanging on the arm of Cleopatra.

"Mr. Love! Mr. Love!" exclaimed Pate, "the ship is about to sail and you

should be on board. Come with us."

"I can't go; I am married," said Love, with a look of despair.

"Come along!" said Cleopatra. And she and her little husband entered one

of the carriages.

"Good heavens!" ejaculated Pate.

"Married!" exclaimed Wiggins.

"Mr. Dove! Mr. Dove! you will be left!" cried Pate, as Theodosia led her

husband down the steps.

"I can't go; I am married," said poor Dove, as his wife conducted him to

the carriage.

"Indeed, Mr. Bliss, you will be left behind!" said Pate, as Bliss and

his bride descended the steps.

"I can't go; I am married," said the little man, dolefully, as

Sophonisba led him to the carriage.

"All married!" exclaimed Wiggins.

"What does it mean?" said Pate.

"Good-by, Hercules," said Gideon.

"God bless you, my son," said Mrs. Foot. And she threw her arms around

his neck and kissed him.

"Good-by, father! good-by, mother!" said Hercules. And then he rushed to

one of the carriages, and putting in his head, exclaimed, "Good-by,

sisters! good-by, little brothers!"

The three brides kissed Hercules and wept, while their husbands shook

him by the hand. After many fond embraces and wishes for his welfare the

carriages were driven off, leaving Hercules standing in the street, with

Wiggins and Pate gazing up at him with looks of perplexity.

"Are you going to California?" asked Pate.

"I am," said the giant, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"And Love, Dove, and Bliss are not going?" said Wiggins.

"No; they have married my sisters, and are going home to be happy," said

Hercules. And he wiped away some more tears that came into his eyes.

"What made them marry your sisters?" asked Pate.

"I reckon it was because they loved them," said Hercules.

"They should have given us notice," said Wiggins.

"We have lost three men from our company," said Pate.

"Did my little brothers belong to your company?" asked Hercules.

"They did," said Pate.

"And have left us without giving notice," said Wiggins.

"Will you take me in their places?" said Hercules. "I can dig more gold

than they could."

"Will you join our company?" asked Pate.

"Yes, if you will give me as much gold as my three little brothers were

to get. I can do more digging than all three of them."

"So he can," said Wiggins.

"I have no doubt of it," said Pate, looking at the towering form and

broad shoulders of the giant with enthusiastic admiration.

After a brief conference, the proposition of Hercules was acceded to,

and the three gold-hunters hurried on board the vessel, which was about

to spread her white wings, and proceed on her way to the land where

rivers were said to be rolling between banks of golden sands, which

glittered in the last rays of the setting sun.

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