XIII. Celts and Celtophiles

Science in the modern world has many uses; its chief use, however, is

to provide long words to cover the errors of the rich. The word

“kleptomania” is a vulgar example of what I mean. It is on a par with

that strange theory, always advanced when a wealthy or prominent person

is in the dock, that exposure is more of a punishment for the rich than

for the poor. Of course, the very reverse is the truth. Exposure is

more of a punishment for the poor than for the rich. The richer a man

is the easier it is for him to be a tramp. The richer a man is the

easier it is for him to be popular and generally respected in the

Cannibal Islands. But the poorer a man is the more likely it is that

he will have to use his past life whenever he wants to get a bed for

the night. Honour is a luxury for aristocrats, but it is a necessity

for hall-porters. This is a secondary matter, but it is an example of

the general proposition I offer—the proposition that an enormous

amount of modern ingenuity is expended on finding defences for the

indefensible conduct of the powerful. As I have said above, these

defences generally exhibit themselves most emphatically in the form of

appeals to physical science. And of all the forms in which science, or

pseudo-science, has come to the rescue of the rich and stupid, there is

none so singular as the singular invention of the theory of races.

When a wealthy nation like the English discovers the perfectly patent

fact that it is making a ludicrous mess of the government of a poorer

nation like the Irish, it pauses for a moment in consternation, and

then begins to talk about Celts and Teutons. As far as I can

understand the theory, the Irish are Celts and the English are Teutons.

Of course, the Irish are not Celts any more than the English are

Teutons. I have not followed the ethnological discussion with much

energy, but the last scientific conclusion which I read inclined on the

whole to the summary that the English were mainly Celtic and the Irish

mainly Teutonic. But no man alive, with even the glimmering of a real

scientific sense, would ever dream of applying the terms “Celtic” or

“Teutonic” to either of them in any positive or useful sense.

That sort of thing must be left to people who talk about the

Anglo-Saxon race, and extend the expression to America. How much of the

blood of the Angles and Saxons (whoever they were) there remains in our

mixed British, Roman, German, Dane, Norman, and Picard stock is a

matter only interesting to wild antiquaries. And how much of that

diluted blood can possibly remain in that roaring whirlpool of America

into which a cataract of Swedes, Jews, Germans, Irishmen, and Italians

is perpetually pouring, is a matter only interesting to lunatics. It

would have been wiser for the English governing class to have called

upon some other god. All other gods, however weak and warring, at least

boast of being constant. But science boasts of being in a flux for

ever; boasts of being unstable as water.

And England and the English governing class never did call on this

absurd deity of race until it seemed, for an instant, that they had no

other god to call on. All the most genuine Englishmen in history would

have yawned or laughed in your face if you had begun to talk about

Anglo-Saxons. If you had attempted to substitute the ideal of race for

the ideal of nationality, I really do not like to think what they would

have said. I certainly should not like to have been the officer of

Nelson who suddenly discovered his French blood on the eve of

Trafalgar. I should not like to have been the Norfolk or Suffolk

gentleman who had to expound to Admiral Blake by what demonstrable ties

of genealogy he was irrevocably bound to the Dutch. The truth of the

whole matter is very simple. Nationality exists, and has nothing in the

world to do with race. Nationality is a thing like a church or a secret

society; it is a product of the human soul and will; it is a spiritual

product. And there are men in the modern world who would think anything

and do anything rather than admit that anything could be a spiritual

product.

A nation, however, as it confronts the modern world, is a purely

spiritual product. Sometimes it has been born in independence, like

Scotland. Sometimes it has been born in dependence, in subjugation,

like Ireland. Sometimes it is a large thing cohering out of many

smaller things, like Italy. Sometimes it is a small thing breaking

away from larger things, like Poland. But in each and every case its

quality is purely spiritual, or, if you will, purely psychological. It

is a moment when five men become a sixth man. Every one knows it who

has ever founded a club. It is a moment when five places become one

place. Every one must know it who has ever had to repel an invasion.

Mr. Timothy Healy, the most serious intellect in the present House of

Commons, summed up nationality to perfection when he simply called it

something for which people will die, As he excellently said in reply to

Lord Hugh Cecil, “No one, not even the noble lord, would die for the

meridian of Greenwich.” And that is the great tribute to its purely

psychological character. It is idle to ask why Greenwich should not

cohere in this spiritual manner while Athens or Sparta did. It is like

asking why a man falls in love with one woman and not with another.

Now, of this great spiritual coherence, independent of external

circumstances, or of race, or of any obvious physical thing, Ireland is

the most remarkable example. Rome conquered nations, but Ireland has

conquered races. The Norman has gone there and become Irish, the

Scotchman has gone there and become Irish, the Spaniard has gone there

and become Irish, even the bitter soldier of Cromwell has gone there

and become Irish. Ireland, which did not exist even politically, has

been stronger than all the races that existed scientifically. The

purest Germanic blood, the purest Norman blood, the purest blood of the

passionate Scotch patriot, has not been so attractive as a nation

without a flag. Ireland, unrecognized and oppressed, has easily

absorbed races, as such trifles are easily absorbed. She has easily

disposed of physical science, as such superstitions are easily disposed

of. Nationality in its weakness has been stronger than ethnology in

its strength. Five triumphant races have been absorbed, have been

defeated by a defeated nationality.

This being the true and strange glory of Ireland, it is impossible to

hear without impatience of the attempt so constantly made among her

modern sympathizers to talk about Celts and Celticism. Who were the

Celts? I defy anybody to say. Who are the Irish? I defy any one to be

indifferent, or to pretend not to know. Mr. W. B. Yeats, the great

Irish genius who has appeared in our time, shows his own admirable

penetration in discarding altogether the argument from a Celtic race.

But he does not wholly escape, and his followers hardly ever escape,

the general objection to the Celtic argument. The tendency of that

argument is to represent the Irish or the Celts as a strange and

separate race, as a tribe of eccentrics in the modern world immersed in

dim legends and fruitless dreams. Its tendency is to exhibit the Irish

as odd, because they see the fairies. Its trend is to make the Irish

seem weird and wild because they sing old songs and join in strange

dances. But this is quite an error; indeed, it is the opposite of the

truth. It is the English who are odd because they do not see the

fairies. It is the inhabitants of Kensington who are weird and wild

because they do not sing old songs and join in strange dances. In all

this the Irish are not in the least strange and separate, are not in

the least Celtic, as the word is commonly and popularly used. In all

this the Irish are simply an ordinary sensible nation, living the life

of any other ordinary and sensible nation which has not been either

sodden with smoke or oppressed by money-lenders, or otherwise corrupted

with wealth and science. There is nothing Celtic about having legends.

It is merely human. The Germans, who are (I suppose) Teutonic, have

hundreds of legends, wherever it happens that the Germans are human.

There is nothing Celtic about loving poetry; the English loved poetry

more, perhaps, than any other people before they came under the shadow

of the chimney-pot and the shadow of the chimney-pot hat. It is not

Ireland which is mad and mystic; it is Manchester which is mad and

mystic, which is incredible, which is a wild exception among human

things. Ireland has no need to play the silly game of the science of

races; Ireland has no need to pretend to be a tribe of visionaries

apart. In the matter of visions, Ireland is more than a nation, it is a

model nation.

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