[Three days elapse.]
Tharmia:
We have done too much. We have done too much. Our husbands will be put
to death. The prophet will betray them and they will be put to death.
Arolind:
O what shall we do?
Tharmia:
It would have been better for us to have been clothed with rags than to
bring our husbands to death by what we have done.
Arolind:
We have done much and we have angered a king, and (who knows!) we may
have angered even the gods.
Tharmia:
Even the gods! We are become like Helen. When my mother was a child she
saw her once. She says she was the quietest and gentlest of creatures
and wished only to be loved, and yet because of her there was a war for
four or five years at Troy, and the city was burned which had
remarkable towers; and some of the gods of the Greeks took her side, my
mother says, and some she says were against her, and they quarrelled
upon Olympus where they live, and all because of Helen.
Arolind:
O don't, don't. It frightens me. I only want to be prettily dressed and
see my husband happy.
Tharmia:
Have you seen the prophet?
Arolind:
Oh yes, I have seen him. He walks about the palace. He is free but
cannot escape.
Tharmia:
What does he look like? Has he a frightened look?
Arolind:
He mutters as he walks. Sometimes he weeps; and then he puts his cloak
over his face.
Tharmia:
I fear that he will betray them.
Arolind:
I do not trust a prophet. He is the go-between of gods and men. They
are so far apart. How can he be true to both?
Tharmia:
This prophet is false to the gods. It is a hateful thing for a prophet
to prophesy falsely.
[Prophet walks across hanging his head and muttering.]
Prophet:
The gods have spoken a lie. The gods have spoken a lie. Can all their
vengeance ever atone for this?
Tharmia:
He spoke of vengeance.
Arolind:
O he will betray them.
[They weep. Enter the Queen.]
Queen:
Why do you weep? Ah, you are going to die. You heard the death-lute.
You do well to weep.
Tharmia:
No, your Majesty. It is the man that has played for the last three
days. We all heard him.
Queen:
Three days. Yes, it is three days. Gog-Owza plays no longer than three
days. Gog-Owza grows weary then. He has given his message and he will
go away.
Tharmia:
We have all heard him, your Majesty, except the deaf young man that
went back to Barbul-el-Sharnak. We hear him now.
Queen: Yes! But nobody has seen him yet. My maidens have searched for
him but they have not found him.
Tharmia:
Your Majesty, my husband heard him, and Ludibras, and while they live
we know there is nothing to fear. If the King grew angry with them--
because of any idle story that some jealous man might tell--some
criminal wishing to postpone his punishment--if the King were to grow
angry with them they would open their veins; they would never survive
his anger. Then we should all of us say, "Perhaps it was Gog-Owza that
Ichtharion or Ludibras heard."
Queen:
The King will never grow angry with Ichtharion or Ludibras.
Tharmia:
Your Majesty would not sleep if the King grew angry with them.
Queen:
Oh, no. I should not sleep; it would be terrible.
Tharmia:
Your Majesty would be wakeful all night long and cry.
Queen:
Oh, yes. I should not sleep; I should cry all night. [Exit]
Arolind:
She has no influence with the King.
Tharmia:
No. But he hates to hear her cry all night.
[Enter Ichtharion]
I am sure that the prophet will betray you. But we have spoken to the
Queen. We have told her it would be dreadful if the King were to grow
angry with you, and she things she will cry all night if he is angry.
Ichtharion:
Poor frightened brain! How strong are little fancies! She should be a
beautiful Queen. But she goes about white and crying, in fear of the
gods. The gods, that are no more than shadows in the moonlight. Man's
fear rises weird and large in all this mystery and makes a shadow of
himself upon the ground and Man jumps and says "the gods." Why they are
less than shadows; we have seen shadows, we have not seen the gods.
Tharmia:
O do not speak like that. There used to be gods. They overthrew Bleth
dreadfully. And if they still live on in the dark of the hills, why,
they might hear your words.
Ichtharion:
Why! you grow frightened, too. Do not be frightened. We will go and
speak with the prophet, while you follow the Queen; be much with her,
and do not let her forget that she will cry if the King should be angry
with us.
Arolind:
I am almost afraid when I am with the Queen; I do not like to be with
her.
Tharmia:
She could not hurt us; she is afraid of all things.
Arolind:
She makes me have huge fears of prodigious things.
[Exeunt Tharmia and Arolind.]
[Enter Ludibras.]
Ludibras:
The prophet is coming this way.
Ichtharion:
Sit down. We must speak with him. He will betray us.
Ludibras:
Why should the prophet betray us?
Ichtharion:
Because the guilt of the false prophecy is not his guilt; it is ours;
and the King may spare him if he tells him that. Again, he mutters of
vengeance as he walks; many have told me.
Ludibras:
The King will not spare him even if he betrays us. It was he that spoke
the false prophecy to the King.
Ichtharion:
The King does not in his heart believe in the gods. It is for cheating
him that the prophet is to die. But if he knows we had planned it----
Ludibras:
What can we say to the prophet?
Ichtharion:
Why, we can say nothing. But we can learn what he will do from what he
says to us.
Ludibras:
Here he is. We must remember everything that he says.
Ichtharion:
Watch his eyes.
[Enter the Prophet, his eyes concealed by his cloak.]
Ichtharion and Ludibras:
The gods are good.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
They are benignant.
Ichtharion:
I am much to blame. I am very much to blame.
Ludibras:
We trust that the King will relent.
Ichtharion:
He often relents at sunset; he looks out over the orchids in the
evening. They are very beautiful then, and if he is angry his anger
passes away just when the cool breeze comes at the set of sun.
Ludibras:
He is sure to relent at sunset.
Ichtharion:
Do not be angry. I am indeed to blame. Do not be angry.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
I do not wish the King to relent at sunset.
Ichtharion:
Do not be unhappy.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
I say to you that I have betrayed the gods.
Ichtharion:
Listen to me. Do not be so unhappy. There are no gods. Everybody knows
that there are no gods. The King knows it.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
You have heard their prophet lie and believe that the gods are dead?
Ludibras:
There are indeed no gods. It is well known.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
There are gods, and they have a vengeance even for you. Listen and I
will tell you what it shall be. Aye and for you also... Listen!... No,
no, they are silent in the gloom of the hills. They have not spoken to
me since I lied.
Ichtharion:
You are right; the gods will punish us. It is natural that they should
not speak just now; but they will certainly punish us. It is not
therefore necessary for any man to avenge himself upon us, even though
there were any cause.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
It is not necessary.
Ichtharion:
Indeed, it might even further anger the gods if a man should be before
them to punish us.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
The gods are very swift; no man outruns them.
Ludibras:
A man would be rash to attempt to.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
The sun is falling low. I will leave you now, for I have ever loved the
sun at evening. I go to watch it drop through the gilded clouds, and
make a wonder of familiar things. After the sunset, night, and after an
evil deed, the vengeance of the gods. [Exit R.]
Ludibras: [with contemptuous wonder]
He really believes in the gods.
Ichtharion:
He is as mad as the Queen; we must humour his madness if we ever see
him more. I think that all will be well.
[An executioner steals after the Prophet; he is dressed in
crimson satin to the knees; he wears a leather belt and
carries the axe of his trade.]
Ludibras:
His voice was angry as he went away. I fear he may yet betray us.
Ichtharion:
It is not likely. He thinks that the gods will punish us.
Ludibras:
How long will he think so? The Queen's fancies change thrice an hour.
Ichtharion:
The executioner keeps very close to him now. He comes closer every
hour. There is not much time for him to change his fancies.
Ludibras:
He has the will to betray us if that fancy leaves him.
Ichtharion:
The executioner is very eager for him. He invented a new stroke lately,
but he has not had a man since we came to Thek.
Ludibras:
I do not like an eager executioner--the King sees him and it makes him
think...
Ichtharion:
Look how low the sun is; he has no time to betray us. The King is not
yet here.
Ludibras:
He is coming.
Ichtharion:
But the prophet is not here.
Ludibras:
No, he is not yet come.
[Enter the King.]
King Karnos:
The Queen's maidens have persuaded her that there is nothing to fear.
They are quite excellent; they shall dance before me. The Queen will
sleep; they are quite excellent. Ah, Ichtharion. Come to me,
Ichtharion.
Ludibras:
Why does the King send for you?
King Karnos:
You were wrong, Ichtharion.
Ichtharion:
Your Majesty!
[Ludibras watches.]
King Karnos:
You were wrong to think that Thek is not very lovely.
Ichtharion:
Yes, I was wrong and I am much to blame.
King Karnos:
Yes, it is very beautiful at evening. I will watch them go down over
the orchids. I will never see Barbul-el-Sharnak any more. I will sit
and watch the sun go down on the orchids till it is gone and all their
colours fade.
Ichtharion:
It is very beautiful now. How still it is! I have never seen so still a
sunset before.
King Karnos:
It is like a picture done by a dying painter, full of a beautiful
colour. Even if all these orchids died to-night yet their beauty is an
indestructible memory.
Ludibras: [Aside to Ichtharion]
The prophet is coming this way.
Ichtharion:
Your Majesty, the prophet walks about in the palace, and the
executioner is close behind him. If the Queen saw him and the
executioner would it not trouble her? Were it not better that he should
be killed at once? Shall I whistle for the executioner?
King Karnos:
Not now. I said at sunset.
Ichtharion:
Your Majesty, it is merciful to kill a man before the set of the sun.
For it is natural in a man to love the sun. But to see it set and to
know that it will not come again is even a second death. It would be
merciful to kill him now.
King Karnos:
I have said--at sunset. It were unjust to kill him before his prophecy
is proven false.
Ichtharion:
But, your Majesty, we know that it is false. He also knows it.
King Karnos:
He shall die at sunset.
Ludibras:
Your Majesty, the prophet will pray for life if he is not killed now.
It would be pity to grant it.
King Karnos:
Is not a King's word death? I have said he shall die at sunset.
[Enter Prophet. The Executioner creeps along close behind him.]
Voice-of-the-Gods:
O the gods are about to have lied. The gods will have lied. I have
prophesied falsely and the gods will have lied. My death cannot atone
for it nor the punishment of others.
[Ichtharion and Ludibras start.]
Ichtharion:
He will betray us yet.
Voice-of-the-Gods:
O why did you let your voice come through my lips? O why did you allow
your voice to lie? For centuries it has been said from city to city,
"The gods cannot lie." The nomads have known it out upon the plains.
The mountaineers have known it near the dawn. That is all over now. O
King, let me die at once. For I have prophesied falsely and at sunset
the gods will lie.
King Karnos:
It is not sunset yet. No doubt you have spoken truly.
[Enter Queen.]
How well the Queen looks. Her maidens are quite excellent.
Ludibras: [To Ichtharion]
There is something a little dreadful in seeing the Queen so calm. She
is like a windless sunset in the Winter before a hurricane comes and
the snow swirls up before it over the world.
Ichtharion:
I do not like calm sunsets; they make me think that something is going
to happen. Yes, the Queen is very quiet; she will sleep to-night.
Queen:
I am not frightened any longer. All the wild fancies of my brain have
left it. I have often troubled you with little fears. Now they are all
at rest and I am afraid no longer.
King Karnos:
That is good; I am very glad. You will sleep tonight.
Queen:
Sleep. Why--yes, I shall sleep. O yes, we shall all sleep.
King Karnos:
Your maidens have told you that there is nothing to fear.
Queen:
Nothing to fear? No, no more little fears to trouble me.
King Karnos:
They have told you there is nothing at all to fear. Indeed there is
nothing.
Queen:
No more little fears. There is one great fear.
King Karnos:
A great fear! Why, what is it?
Queen:
I must not say. For you have often soothed me when I was frightened,
and it were not well for me to trouble you at the last.
King Karnos:
What is your fear? Shall I send again for your maidens?
Queen:
No, it is not my fear. It is all men's fear if they knew.
King Karnos: [glancing round]
Ah, you have seen my man in red. I will send him away. I will----
Queen:
No, no. My fear is not earthly. I am not afraid of little things any
more.
King Karnos:
Why, what is it then?
Queen:
I do not quite know. But you know how I have ever feared the gods. The
gods are going to do some dreadful thing.
King Karnos:
Believe me; the gods do nothing nowadays.
Queen:
You have indeed been very good to me. It seems a little while since the
camels came to Argun-Zeerith by the iris marshes, the camels with the
gold-hung palanquin, and the bells above their heads, high up in the
air, the silver bridal bells. It seems a very little while ago. I did
not know how swift the end would come.
King Karnos:
What end? To whom is the end coming?
Queen:
Do not be troubled. We should not let Fate trouble us. The World and
its daily cares, ah, they are frightful: but Fate--I smile at Fate.
Fate cannot hurt us if we smile at it.
King Karnos:
What end do you say is coming?
Queen:
I do not know. Something that has been shall soon be no more.
King Karnos:
No, no. Look upon Thek. It is built of rock and our palace is all of
marble. Time has not scratched it with six centuries. Six tearing
centuries with all their claws. We are throned on gold and founded upon
marble. Death will some day find me, indeed, but I am young. Sire after
sire of mine has died in Barbul-el-Sharnak or in Thek, but has left our
dynasty laughing sheer in the face of Time from over these age-old
walls.
Queen:
Say farewell to me now, lest something happen.
King Karnos:
No, no, we will not say unhappy things.
Executioner:
The sun has set.
King Karnos:
Not yet. The jungle hides it. It is not yet set. Look at the beautiful
light upon the orchids. For how long they have flashed their purple on
the gleaming walls of Thek. For how long they will flash there on our
immortal palace, immortal in marble and immortal in song. Ah, how the
colour changes.
[To the Executioner]
The sun is set. Take him away.
[To the Queen]
It is _he_ whose end you foresaw.
[The Executioner grips the Prophet by the arm.]
Voice-of-the-Gods:
The gods have lied!
King Karnos:
The jungle is sinking! It has fallen into the earth!
[The Queen smiles a little, holding his hand.]
The city is falling in! The houses are rolling towards us!
[Thunder off.]
Ichtharion:
They are coming up like a wave and darkness is coming with them.
[Loud and prolonged thunder. Flashes of red light and then
total darkness. A little light comes back, showing recumbent
figures, shattered pillars and rocks of white marble.]
[The Prophet's back is broken, but he raises the fore-part of
his body for a moment.]
Voice-of-the-Gods: [triumphantly]
They have not lied!
Ichtharion:
O, I am killed.
[Laughter heard off.]
Someone is laughing. Laughing even in Thek! Why, the whole city is
shattered.
[The laughter grows demoniac.]
What is that dreadful sound?
Voice-of-the-Gods:
It is the laughter of the gods that cannot lie, going back to their
hills.
[He dies.]
[Curtain]
The Queen's Enemies
Dramatis Personæ
The Queen
Ackazárpses (her handmaid)
Prince Rhádamandáspes
Prince Zophérnes
The Priest of Horus
The King of the Four Countries
The Twin Dukes of Ethiopia
Tharni, Tharrabas, Harlee (Slaves)
Slaves.
Scene: An underground temple in Egypt.
Time: The Sixth Dynasty.
[The Curtain rises on darkness in both parts of the stage. Two
Slaves appear with tapers on the steps. As they go down the
steps, they light the torches that are clamped against the
wall, with their tapers. Afterwards when they come to the
temple they light the torches there till they are all lit. The
two Slaves are Tharni and Tharrabas.]
Tharrabas:
Is it much further, Tharni?
Tharni:
I think not, Tharrabas.
Tharrabas:
A dank and terrible place.
Tharni:
It is not much further.
Tharrabas:
Why does the Queen banquet in so fearful a place?
Tharni:
I know not. She banquets with her enemies.
Tharrabas:
In the land from which I was taken we do not banquet with our enemies.
Tharni:
No? The Queen will banquet with her enemies.
Tharrabas:
Why? Know you why?
Tharni:
It is the way of the Queen.
[Silence.]
Tharrabas:
The door, Tharni, we have come to the door!
Tharni:
Yes, that's the Temple.
Tharrabas:
Surely a grim place.
Tharni:
The banquet is prepared. We light these torches, that is all.
Tharrabas:
Unto whom is it holy?
Tharni:
They say to the Nile once. I know not to whom it is holy now.
Tharrabas:
So Nile has left it?
Tharni:
They say they worship him in this place no longer.
Tharrabas:
And if I were holy Nile I also would stay up there [pointing] in the
sunlight.
[He suddenly sees the huge misshapen bulk of Harlee.]
Oh-h-h!
Harlee:
Urh
Tharni:
Why, it's Harlee.
Tharrabas:
I thought you were some fearful, evil god.
[Harlee laughs. He remains leaning on his great iron bar.]
Tharni:
He waits here for the Queen.
Tharrabas:
What sinister need could she have of Harlee?
Tharni:
I know not. You wait for the Queen, Harlee?
[Harlee nods.]
Tharrabas:
I would not banquet here. Not with a Queen.
[Harlee laughs long.]
Tharrabas:
Our work is done. Come. Let us leave this place.
[Exeunt Tharrabas and Tharni up the steps.]
[The Queen appears with her handmaid, Ackazárpses, coming down
the steps. Her handmaid holds her train. They enter the
temple.]
Queen:
Ah. All is ready.
Ackazárpses:
No, no, Illustrious Lady. Nothing is ready. Your raiment--we must
fasten it here [shoulder], and then the bow in your hair.
[She begins to titivate the Queen.]
Queen:
Ackazárpses, Ackazárpses, I cannot _bear_ to have enemies.
Ackazárpses:
Indeed, Illustrious Lady, it is wrong that you should have enemies.
One so delicate, so slender and withal so beautiful should never have
a foe.
Queen:
If the gods could understand they would never permit it.
Ackazárpses:
I have poured out dark wine to them, I have offered them fat, indeed, I
have often offered them savoury things. I have said: The Queen should
not have enemies; she is too delicate, too fair. But they will not
understand.
Queen:
If they could see my tears they would never permit such woes to be
borne by one small woman. But they only look at men and their horrible
wars. Why must men slay one another and make horrible war?
Ackazárpses:
I blame your enemies, Illustrious Lady, more than the gods. Why should
they trouble you who are so fair and so easily hurt by their anger? It
was but a little territory you took from them. How much better to lose
a little territory than to be unmannerly and unkind.
Queen:
O speak not of the territory. I know naught of these things. They say
my Captains took it. How should I know? O why will they be my enemies?
Ackazárpses:
You are most fair to-night, Illustrious Lady.
Queen:
I must needs be fair to-night.
Ackazárpses:
Indeed you are most fair.
Queen:
A little more perfume, Ackazárpses.
Ackazárpses:
I will tie the coloured bow more evenly.
Queen:
O they will never look at it. They will not know if it is orange or
blue. I shall weep if they do not look at it. It is a pretty bow.
Ackazárpses:
Calm yourself, lady! They will be here soon.
Queen:
Indeed I think they are very close to me now, for I feel myself
trembling.
Ackazárpses:
You must not tremble, Illustrious Lady; you must not tremble.
Queen:
They are such terrible men, Ackazárpses.
Ackazárpses:
But you must not tremble, for your raiment is now perfect; yet if you
tremble, alas! who may say how it will hang?
Queen:
They are such huge, terrible men.
Ackazárpses:
O the raiment, the raiment; you must not, you must not!
Queen:
O I cannot bear it. I cannot bear it. There is Rhádamandáspes, that
huge, fierce soldier, and the terrible Priest of Horus, and... and...
O I cannot see them, I cannot see them.
Ackazárpses:
Lady, you have invited them.
Queen:
O say I am ill, say I am sick of a fever.
Quick, quick, say I have some swift fever and cannot see them.
Ackazárpses:
Illustrious Lady----
Queen:
Quick, for I cannot bear it.
[Exit Ackazárpses.]
Queen:
O, I cannot bear to have enemies.
Ackazárpses:
Lady, they are here.
Queen:
O what shall we do?... Set this bow higher upon my head so that it
must be seen. [Ackazárpses does so.] The pretty bow.
[She continues to look in a hand mirror. A Slave descends the
stairs. Then Rhádamandáspes and Zophérnes. Rhádamandáspes and
Zophérnes stop; the Slave stops lower down.]
Zophérnes:
For the last time, Rhádamandáspes, consider. Even yet we may turn
back.
Rhádamandáspes:
She had no guards outside nor was there any hiding place for them.
There was the empty plain and the Nile only.
Zophérnes:
Who knows what she may have in this dark temple?
Rhádamandáspes:
It is small and the stairway narrow; our friends are close behind us.
We could hold these steps with our swords against all her men.
Zophérnes:
True. They are narrow steps. Yet... Rhádamandáspes, I do not fear man
or god or even woman, yet when I saw the letter this woman sent
bidding us banquet with her I felt that it was not well that we should
come.
Rhádamandáspes:
She said that she would love us though we were her enemies.
Zophérnes:
It is not natural to love one's enemies.
Rhádamandáspes:
She is much swayed by whims. They sway her as the winds in spring sway
flowers--this way and that. This is one of her whims.
Zophérnes:
I do not trust her whims.
Rhádamandáspes:
They name you Zophérnes, giver of good counsel, therefore I will turn
back because you counsel it, though I would fain go down and banquet
with this little playful lady.
[They turn and mount.]
Zophérnes:
Believe me, Rhádamandáspes, it is better. I think that if you had gone
down these steps we scarcely should have seen the sky again.
Rhádamandáspes:
Well, well, we turn back, though I would fain have humoured the
Queen's whim. But look. The others come. We cannot turn back. There
comes the Priest of Horus; we must go to the banquet now.
Zophérnes:
So be it.
[They descend.]
Rhádamandáspes:
We will be circumspect. If she has men in there we return at once.
Zophérnes:
So be it.
[The Slave opens the door.]
Slave:
The Princes Rhádamandáspes and Zophérnes.
Queen:
Welcome, Illustrious Princes.
Rhádamandáspes:
Greeting.
Queen:
O you have brought your sword!
Rhádamandáspes:
I have brought my sword.
Queen:
O but it is so terrible, your great sword.
Zophérnes:
We always carry our swords.
Queen:
O but you do not need them. If you have come to kill me your great
hands are enough. But why do you bring your swords?
Rhádamandáspes:
Illustrious Lady, we do not come to kill you.
Queen:
To your post, Harlee.
Zophérnes:
What are this Harlee and his post?
Ackazárpses:
Do not tremble, Illustrious Lady, indeed you must not tremble.
Queen:
He is but a fisherman; he lives upon the Nile. He nets fish; indeed he
is nothing.
Zophérnes:
For what is your great bar of iron, Slave?
[Harlee opens his mouth showing that he is tongueless. Exit.]
Rhádamandáspes:
Ugh! They have burned out his tongue.
Zophérnes:
He goes on secret errands.
[Enter Second Slave.]
Second Slave:
The Priest of Horus.
Queen:
Welcome, holy companion of the gods.
Priest of Horus:
Greeting.
Third Slave:
The King of the Four Countries.
[She and he make obeisance.]
Fourth Slave:
The Twin Dukes of Ethiopia.
King of the Four Countries:
We are all met.
Priest of Horus:
All that have warred against her Captains.
Queen:
O speak not of my Captains. It troubles me to hear of violent men. But
you have been my enemies, and I cannot bear to have enemies. Therefore
I have asked you to banquet with me.
Priest of Horus:
And we have come.
Queen:
O look not so sternly at me. I cannot bear to have enemies. When I
have enemies I do not sleep. Is it not so, Ackazárpses?
Ackazárpses:
Indeed, the Illustrious Lady has suffered much.
Queen:
O Ackazárpses, why should I have enemies?
Ackazárpses:
After to-night you will sleep, Illustrious Lady.
Queen:
Why, yes, for we shall all be friends; shall we not, princes? Let us
be seated.
Rhádamandáspes:
[To Zophérnes.] There is no other doorway. That is well.
Zophérnes:
Why, no, there is not. Yet what is that great hole that is full of
darkness?
Rhádamandáspes:
Only one man at a time could come that way. We are safe from man or
beast. Nothing could enter that way for our swords.
Queen:
I pray you be seated.
[They seat themselves cautiously, she standing watching them.]
Zophérnes:
There are no servitors.
Queen:
Are there not viands before you, Prince Zophérnes, or are there too
few fruits that you should blame me?
Zophérnes:
I do not blame you.
Queen:
I fear you blame me with your fierce eyes.
Zophérnes:
I do not blame you.
Queen:
O my enemies, I would have you kind to me. And indeed there are no
servitors, for I know what evil things you think of me----
A Duke of Ethiopia:
No, Queen, indeed we think no evil of you.
Queen:
Ah, but you think terrible things.
Priest of Horus:
We think no evil of you, Illustrious Lady.
Queen:
I feared that if I had servitors you would think... you would say,
"This wicked Queen, our enemy, will bid them attack us while we
feast."
[First Duke of Ethiopia furtively hands food to his Slave
standing behind him, who tastes it.]
Though you do not know how I dread the sight of blood, and indeed I
would never bid them do such a thing. The sight of blood is shocking.
Priest of Horus:
We trust you, Illustrious Lady.
[He does the same with his Slave.]
Queen:
And for miles around this temple and all along this river I have said,
"Let there be no man." I have commanded and there are not. Will you
not trust me now?
[Zophérnes does the same and all the guests, one by one.]
Priest of Horus:
Indeed, we trust you.
Queen:
And you, Prince Zophérnes, with your fierce eyes that so frighten me,
will you not trust me?
Zophérnes:
O Queen, it is part of the art of war to be well prepared when in an
enemy's country, and we have been so long at war with your Captains
that we perforce remember some of the art. It is not that we do not
trust you.
Queen:
I am all alone with my handmaid and none will trust me! O Ackazárpses,
I am frightened: what if my enemies should slay me and carry me up,
and cast my body into the lonely Nile.
Ackazárpses:
No, no, Illustrious Lady. They will not harm you. They do not know how
their fierce looks distress you. They do not know how delicate you
are.
Priest of Horus: [to Ackazárpses]
Indeed we trust the Queen and none would harm her.
[Ackazárpses soothes the Queen.]
Rhádamandáspes: [to Zophérnes]
I think we do wrong to doubt her, seeing she is alone.
Zophérnes: [to Rhádamandáspes]
Yet I would that the banquet were over.
Queen: [to Ackazárpses and the Priest of Horus, but audible to all]
Yet they do not eat the food that I set before them.
Duke of Ethiopia:
In Ethiopia when we feast with queens it is our custom not to eat at
once but to await the Queen till she has eaten.
Queen: [Eats.]
Behold then, I have eaten.
[She looks at the Priest of Horus.]
Priest of Horus:
It has been the custom of all that held my office, from the time when
there went on earth the children of the Moon, never to eat till the
food is dedicate, by our sacred signs, to the gods. [He begins to wave
his hands over the food.]
Queen:
The King of the Four Countries does not eat. And you, Prince
Rhádamandáspes, you have given royal wine unto your slave.
Rhádamandáspes:
O Queen, it is the custom of our dynasty... and has indeed long been
so,... as many say,... that the noble should not feast till the base
have feasted, reminding us that our bodies even as the humble bodies
of the base----
Queen:
Why do you thus watch your slave, Prince Rhádamandáspes?
Rhádamandáspes:
Even to remind myself that I have done as our dynasty doth.
Queen:
Alas for me, Ackazárpses, they will not feast with me, but mock me
because I am little and alone. O I shall not sleep to-night, I shall
not sleep. [She weeps.]
Ackazárpses:
Yes, yes, Illustrious Lady, you shall sleep. Be patient and all shall
be well and you will sleep.
Rhádamandáspes:
But Queen, Queen, we are about to eat.
Duke of Ethiopia:
Yes, yes, indeed we do not mock you.
King of Four Countries:
We do not mock you, Queen.
Priest of Horus:
They do not mean to mock you.
Queen:
They... give my food to slaves.
Priest of Horus:
That was a mistake.
Queen:
It was... no mistake.
Priest of Horus:
The slaves were hungry.
Queen: [still weeping]
They believe I would poison them.
Priest of Horus:
No, no, Illustrious Lady, they do not believe _that_.
Queen:
They believe I would poison them.
Ackazárpses: [comforting her]
O hush, hush. They do not mean to be so cruel.
Priest of Horus:
They do not believe you would poison them. But they do not know if the
meat was killed with a poisonous arrow or if an asp may have
inadvertently bitten the fruit. These things may happen, but they do
not believe you would poison them.
Queen:
They believe I would poison them.
Rhádamandáspes:
No; Queen, see, we eat.
[They hastily whisper to slaves.]
1st Duke of Ethiopia:
We eat your viands, Queen.
2nd Duke of Ethiopia:
We drink your wine.
King of Four Countries:
We eat your good pomegranates and Egyptian grapes.
Zophérnes:
We eat.
[They all eat.]
Priest of Horus: [smiling affably]
I _too_ eat of your excellent banquet, O Queen.
[He peels a fruit slowly, glancing constantly at the others.
Meanwhile the catches in the Queen's breath grow fewer, she
begins to dry her eyes.]
Ackazárpses: [in her ear]
They eat.
[Ackazárpses lifts her head and watches them.]
Queen:
Perhaps the wine is poisoned.
Priest of Horus:
No, no, Illustrious Lady.
Queen:
Perhaps the grape was cut by a poisoned arrow.
Priest of Horus:
But indeed... indeed...
[Queen drinks from his cup.]
Queen:
Will you not drink my wine?
Priest of Horus:
I drink to our continued friendship.
[He drinks.]
A Duke of Ethiopia:
Our continued friendship!
Priest of Horus:
There has been no true enmity. We misunderstood the Queen's armies.
Rhádamandáspes: [to Zophérnes]
We have wronged the Queen. The wine's not poisoned. Let us drink to
her.
Zophérnes:
So be it.
Rhádamandáspes:
We drink to you, Queen.
Zophérnes:
We drink.
Queen:
The flagon, Ackazárpses.
[Ackazárpses brings it. The Queen pours it into her cup.]
Fill up your goblets from the flagon, princes. [She drinks.]
Rhádamandáspes:
We wronged you, Queen. It is a blessed wine.
Queen:
It is an ancient wine and grew in Lesbos, looking from Mytelene to the
South. Ships brought it overseas and up this river to gladden the
hearts of man in holy Egypt. But to me it brings no joy.
Duke of Ethiopia:
It is a happy wine, Queen.
Queen:
I have been thought a poisoner.
Priest of Horus:
Indeed, none has thought that, Illustrious Lady.
Queen:
You have all thought it.
Rhádamandáspes:
We ask your pardon, Queen.
King of Four Countries:
We ask your pardon.
Duke of Ethiopia:
Indeed we erred.
Zophérnes: [rising]
We have eaten your fruits and drunk your wine; and we have asked your
pardon. Let us now depart in amity.
Queen:
No, no! No, no! You must not go! I shall say... "They are my enemies
still," and I shall not sleep. I that cannot bear to have enemies.
Zophérnes:
Let us depart in all amity.
Queen:
O will you not feast with me?
Zophérnes:
We have feasted.
Rhádamandáspes:
No, no, Zophérnes. Do you not see? The Queen takes it to heart.
[Zophérnes sits down.]
Queen:
O feast with me a little longer and make merry, and be my enemies no
more. Rhádamandáspes, there is some country eastwards towards Assyria,
is there not? I do not know its name--a country which your dynasty
claims of me...
Zophérnes:
Ha!
Rhádamandáspes: [resignedly]
We have lost it.
Queen:
...and for whose sake you are my enemy and your fierce uncle, Prince
Zophérnes.
Rhádamandáspes:
We fought somewhat with your armies, Queen. But indeed it was but to
practise the military art.
Queen:
I will call my Captains to me. I will call them down from their high
places and reprove them and bid them give the country back to you that
lies eastwards towards Assyria. Only you shall tarry here at the feast
and forget you ever were my enemies... forget...
Rhádamandáspes:
Queen...! Queen...! It was my mother's country as a child.
Queen:
You will not leave me alone then here to-night.
Rhádamandáspes:
No, most royal lady.
Queen: [to King of Four Countries who appears about to depart]
And in the matter of the merchant men that trade amongst the isles,
they shall offer spices at _your_ feet, not at mine, and the men of
the isles shall offer goats to _your_ gods.
King of Four Countries:
Most generous Queen... indeed...
Queen:
But you will not leave my banquet and go unfriendly away.
King of Four Countries:
No, Queen... [He drinks.]
Queen: [she looks at the Twin Dukes amiably]
All Ethiopia shall be yours, down to the unknown kingdoms of the
beasts.
1st Duke of Ethiopia:
Queen.
2nd Duke of Ethiopia:
Queen. We drink to the glory of your throne.
Queen:
Stay then and feast with me. For not to have enemies is the beggar's
joy; and I have looked from windows long and long, envying those that
go their way in rags. Stay with me, dukes and princes.
Priest of Horus:
Illustrious Lady, the generosity of your royal heart has given the
gods much joy.
Queen: [smiles at him.]
Thank you.
Priest of Horus:
Er... in the matter of the tribute due to Horus from all the people of
Egypt...
Queen:
It is yours.
Priest of Horus:
Illustrious Lady.
Queen:
I will take none of it. Use it how you will.
Priest of Horus:
The gratitude of Horus shall shine on you. My little Ackazárpses, how
happy you are in having so royal a mistress.
[His arm is round Ackazárpses' waist: she smiles at him.]
Queen: [rising]
Princes and gentlemen, let us drink to the future.
Priest of Horus: [starting suddenly]
Ah-h-h!
Queen:
Something has troubled you, holy companion of the gods?
Priest of Horus:
No, nothing. Sometimes the spirit of prophecy comes on me. It comes
not often. It seemed to come then. I thought that one of the gods
spoke to me clearly.
Queen:
What said he?
Priest of Horus:
I thought he said... speaking here [right ear] or just behind me...
Drink not to the Future. But it was nothing.
Queen:
Will you drink then to the past?
Priest of Horus:
O no, Illustrious Lady, for we forget the past; your good wine has
made us forget the past and its quarrels.
Ackazárpses:
Will you not drink to the present?
Priest of Horus:
Ah, the present! The present that places me by so lovely a lady. I
drink to the present.
Queen: [to the others]
And we, we will drink to the future, and to forgetting--to the
forgetting of our enemies.
[All drink; good temper comes on all. The banquet begins "to
go well."]
Queen:
Ackazárpses, they are all merry now.
Ackazárpses:
They are all merry.
Queen:
They are telling Ethiopian tales.
1st Duke of Ethiopia:
...for when Winter comes the pigmies at once put themselves in
readiness for war and having chosen a place for battle wait there for
some days, so that the cranes when they arrive find their enemy
already arrayed. And at first they preen themselves and do not give
battle, but when they are fully rested after their great journey they
attack the pigmies with indescribably fury so that many are slain, but
the pigmies...
Queen: [taking her by the wrist]
Ackazárpses! Come!
[The Queen rises.]
Zophérnes:
Queen, you do not leave us?
Queen:
For a little while, Prince Zophérnes.
Zophérnes:
For what purpose?
Queen:
I go to pray to a very secret god.
Zophérnes:
What is his name?
Queen:
His name is secret like his deeds.
[She goes to door. Silence falls. All watch her. She and
Ackazárpses slip out. For a moment silence. Then all draw their
wide swords and lay them before them on the table.]
Zophérnes:
To the door, slaves. Let no man enter.
1st Duke of Ethiopia:
She cannot mean to harm us!
[A Slave comes back from door and abases himself. Loq.]
Slave:
The door is bolted.
Rhádamandáspes:
It is easily broken with our swords.
Zophérnes:
No harm can come to us while we guard the entrances.
[Meanwhile the Queen has gone up the stairs. She beats with a fan
on the wall thrice. The great grating lifts outwards and upwards
very slowly.]
Zophérnes: [to the Two Dukes]
Quick, to the great hole.
Stand on each side of it with your swords.
[They lift their swords over the hole.]
Slay whatever enters.
Queen:
[on the step, kneeling, her two arms stretched upwards]
O holy Nile! Ancient Egyptian river! O blessed Nile!
When I was a little child I played beside you, picking mauve flowers.
I threw you down the sweet Egyptian flowers. It is the little Queen
that calls to you, Nile. The little Queen that cannot bear to have
enemies.
Hear me, O Nile.
Men speak of other rivers. But I do not hearken to fools. There is
only Nile. It is the little child that prays to you who used to pick
mauve flowers.
Hear me, O Nile.
I have prepared a sacrifice to god. Men speak of other gods: there is
only Nile. I have prepared a sacrifice of wine--the Lesbian wine from
fairy Mitylene--to mingle with your waters till you are drunken and go
singing to the sea from the Abyssinian hills.
O Nile, hear me.
Fruits also I have made ready, all the sweet juices of the earth; and
the meat of beasts also.
Hear me, O Nile: for it is not the meat of beasts only. I have slaves
for you and princes and a King. There has been no such sacrifice. Come
down, O Nile, from the sunlight. O ancient Egyptian river!
The sacrifice is ready. O Nile, hear me.
Duke of Ethiopia:
No one comes.
Queen: [beats again with her fan]
Harlee, Harlee, let in the water upon the princes and gentlemen.
[A green torrent descends from the great hole. Green gauzes
rise from the floor; the torches hiss out. The temple is flooded.
The water from under the doors rises up the steps, the torches
hiss out one by one. The water, finding its own level, just
touches the end of the Queen's skirt and stops. She withdraws the
skirt with catlike haste from the water.]
Queen:
O Ackazárpses! Are all my enemies gone?
Ackazárpses:
Illustrious Lady, the Nile has taken them all.
Queen: [with intense devotion]
That holy river.
Ackazárpses:
Illustrious Lady, will you sleep to-night?
Queen:
Yes. I shall sleep sweetly.
[curtain]
The Tents of the Arabs
Dramatis Personæ
The King
Bel-Narb, Aoob (camel-drivers)
The Chamberlain
Zabra (a notable)
Eznarza (a gypsy of the desert)
Scene: Outside the gate of the city of Thalanna.
Time: Uncertain.
Act I
Bel-Narb:
By evening we shall be in the desert again.
Aoob:
Yes.
Bel-Narb:
Then no more city for us for many weeks.
Aoob:
Ah!
Bel-Narb:
We shall see the lights come out, looking back from the camel-track;
that is the last we shall see of it.
Aoob:
We shall be in the desert then.
Bel-Narb:
The old angry desert.
Aoob:
How cunningly the Desert hides his wells. You would say he had an
enmity with man. He does not welcome you as the cities do.
Bel-Narb:
He _has_ an enmity. I hate the desert.
Aoob:
I think there is nothing in the world so beautiful as cities.
Bel-Narb:
Cities are beautiful things.
Aoob:
I think they are loveliest a little after dawn when night falls off
from the houses. They draw it away from them slowly and let it fall
like a cloak and stand quite naked in their beauty to shine in some
broad river; and the light comes up and kisses them on the forehead. I
think they are loveliest then. The voices of men and women begin to
arise in the streets, scarce audible, one by one, till a slow loud
murmur arises and all the voices are one. I often think the city
speaks to me then: she says in that voice of hers, "Aoob, Aoob, who
one of these days shall die, I am not earthly, I have been always, I
shall not die."
Bel-Narb:
I do not think that cities are loveliest at dawn. We can see dawn in
the desert any day. I think they are loveliest just when the sun is
set and a dusk steals along the narrower streets, a kind of mystery in
which we can see cloaked figures and yet not quite discern whose
figures they be. And just when it would be dark, and out in the desert
there would be nothing to see but a black horizon and a black sky on
top of it, just then the swinging lanterns are lighted up and lights
come out in windows one by one and all the colours of the raiments
change. Then a woman perhaps will slip from a little door and go away
up the street into the night, and a man perhaps will steal by with a
dagger for some old quarrel's sake, and Skarmi will light up his house
to sell brandy all night long, and men will sit on benches outside his
door playing skabash by the glare of a small green lantern, while they
light great bubbling pipes and smoke nargroob. O, it is all very good
to watch. And I like to think as I smoke and see these things that
somewhere, far away, the desert has put up a huge red cloud like a
wing so that all the Arabs know that next day the Siroc will blow, the
accursed breath of Eblis the father of Satan.
Aoob:
Yes, it is pleasant to think of the Siroc when one is safe in a city,
but I do not like to think about it now, for before the day is out we
will be taking pilgrims to Mecca, and who ever prophesied or knew by
wit what the desert had in store? Going into the desert is like
throwing bone after bone to a dog, some he will catch and some of them
he will drop. He may catch our bones, or we may go by and come to
gleaming Mecca. O-ho, I would I were a merchant with a little booth in
a frequented street to sit all day and barter.
Bel-Narb:
Aye, it is easier to cheat some lord coming to buy silk and ornaments
in a city than to cheat death in the desert. Oh, the desert, the
desert, I love the beautiful cities and I hate the desert.
Aoob: [pointing off L]
Who is that?
Bel-Narb:
What? There by the desert's edge where the camels are?
Aoob:
Yes, who is it?
Bel-Narb:
He is staring across the desert the way that the camels go. They say
that the King goes down to the edge of the desert and often stares
across it. He stands there for a long time of an evening looking
towards Mecca.
Aoob:
Of what use is it to the King to look towards Mecca? He cannot go to
Mecca. He cannot go into the desert for one day. Messengers would run
after him and cry his name and bring him back to the council-hall or
to the chamber of judgments. If they could not find him their heads
would be struck off and put high up upon some windy roof: the judges
would point at them and say, "They see better there!"
Bel-Narb:
No, the King cannot go away into the desert. If God were to make me
King I would go down to the edge of the desert once, and I would shake
the sand out of my turban and out of my beard and then I would never
look at the desert again. Greedy and parched old parent of thousands
of devils! He might cover the wells with sand, and blow with his
Siroc, year after year and century after century, and never earn one
of my curses--if God made me King.
Aoob:
They say you are like the King.
Bel-Narb:
Yes, I _am_ like the King. Because his father disguised himself as a
camel-driver and came through our villages. I often say to myself,
"God is just. And if I could disguise myself as the King and drive him
out to be a camel-driver, that would please God for He is just."
Aoob:
If you did this God would say, "Look at Bel-Narb, whom I made to be a
camel-driver and who has forgotten this." And then he would forget
you, Bel-Narb.
Bel-Narb:
Who knows what God would say?
Aoob:
Who knows? His ways are wonderful.
Bel-Narb:
I would not do this thing, Aoob. I would not do it. It is only what I
say to myself as I smoke, or at night out in the desert. I say to
myself, "Bel-Narb is King in Thalanna." And then I say, "Chamberlain,
bring Skarmi here with his brandy and his lanterns and boards to play
skabash, and let all the town come and drink before the palace and
magnify my name."
Pilgrims: [calling off L.]
Bel-Narb! Bel-Narb! Child of two dogs. Come and untether your camels.
Come and start for holy Mecca.
Bel-Narb:
A curse on the desert.
Aoob:
The camels are rising. The caravan starts for Mecca. Farewell,
beautiful city.
[Pilgrims' voices off: "Bel-Narb! Bel-Narb!"]
Bel-Narb:
I come, children of sin.
[Exeunt Bel-Narb and Aoob.]
[The King enters through the great door crowned. He sits upon the
step.]
King:
A crown should not be worn upon the head. A sceptre should not be
carried in Kings' hands. But a crown should be wrought into a golden
chain, and a sceptre driven stake-wise into the ground so that a King
may be chained to it by the ankle. Then he would know that he might
not stray away into the beautiful desert and might never see the palm
trees by the wells. O Thalanna, Thalanna, how I hate this city with
its narrow, narrow ways, and evening after evening drunken men playing
skabash in the scandalous gambling house of that old scoundrel Skarmi.
O that I might marry the child of some unkingly house that generation
to generation had never known a city, and that we might ride from here
down the long track through the desert, always we two alone till we
came to the tents of the Arabs. And the crown--some foolish, greedy
man should be given it to his sorrow. And all this may not be, for a
King is yet a King.
[Enter Chamberlain through door.]
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty!
King:
Well, my lord Chamberlain, have you _more_ work for me to do?
Chamberlain:
Yes, there is much to do.
King:
I had hoped for freedom this evening, for the faces of the camels are
towards Mecca, and I would see the caravans move off into the desert
where I may not go.
Chamberlain:
There is very much for your Majesty to do. Iktra has revolted.
King:
Where is Iktra?
Chamberlain:
It is a little country tributary to your Majesty, beyond Zebdarlon, up
among the hills.
King:
Almost, had it not been for this, almost I had asked you to let me go
away among the camel-drivers to golden Mecca. I have done the work of
a King now for five years and listened to my councilors, and all the
while the desert called to me; he said, "Come to the tents of my
children, to the tents of my children!" And all the while I dwelt
among these walls.
Chamberlain:
If your majesty left the city now----
King:
I will not, we must raise an army to punish the men of Iktra.
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty will appoint the commanders by name. A tribe of your
Majesty's fighting men must be summoned from Agrarva and another from
Coloono, the jungle city, as well as one from Mirsk. This must be done
by warrants sealed by your hand. Your Majesty's advisers await you in
the council-hall.
King:
The sun is very low. Why have the caravans not started yet?
Chamberlain:
I do not know. And then your Majesty----
King: [laying his hand on the Chamberlain's arm]
Look, look! It is the shadows of the camels moving towards Mecca. How
silently they slip over the ground, beautiful shadows. Soon they are
out in the desert flat on the golden sands. And then the sun will set
and they will be one with night.
Chamberlain:
If your Majesty has time for such things there are the camels
themselves.
King:
No, no, I do not wish to watch the camels. They can never take me out
to the beautiful desert to be free forever from cities. Here I must
stay to do the work of a King. Only my dreams can go, and the shadows
of the camels carry them, to find peace by the tents of the Arabs.
Chamberlain:
Will your Majesty now come to the council-hall?
King:
Yes, yes, I come.
[Voices off: "Ho-_Yo!_ Ho-_Yay!_ ...Ho-_Yo!_ Ho-_Yay!_"]
Now the whole caravan has started. Hark to the drivers of the
baggage-camels. They will run behind them for the first ten miles, and
tomorrow they will mount them. They will be out of sight of Thalanna
then, and the desert will lie all round them with sunlight falling on
its golden smiles. And a new look will come into their faces. I am
sure that the desert whispers to them by night saying, "Be at peace,
my children, at peace, my children."
[Meanwhile the Chamberlain has opened the door for the King and
is waiting there bowing, with his hand resolutely on the opened
door.]
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty will come to the council-hall?
King:
Yes, I will come. Had it not been for Iktra I might have gone away and
lived in the golden desert for a year, and seen holy Mecca.
Chamberlain:
Perhaps your Majesty might have gone had it not been for Iktra.
King:
My curse upon Iktra! [He goes through the doorway.]
[As they stand in doorway enter Zabra R.]
Zabra:
Your Majesty.
King:
O-ho. More work for an unhappy King.
Zabra:
Iktra is pacified.
King:
Is pacified?
Zabra:
It happened suddenly. The men of Iktra met with a few of your Majesty's
fighting men and an arrow chanced to kill the leader of the revolt, and
therefore the mob fled away although they were many, and they have all
cried for three hours, "Great is the King!"
King:
I will even yet see Mecca and the dreamed-of tents of the Arabs. I
will go down now into the golden sands, I----
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty----
King:
In a few years I will return to you.
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty, it cannot be. We could not govern the people for more
than a year. They would say, "The King is dead, the King----"
King:
Then I will return in a year. In one year only.
Chamberlain:
It is a long time, your Majesty.
King:
I will return at noon a year from to-day.
Chamberlain:
But, your Majesty, a princess is being sent for from Tharba.
King:
I thought one was coming from Karshish.
Chamberlain:
It has been thought more advisable that your Majesty should wed in
Tharba. The passes across the mountains belong to the King of Tharba
and he has great traffic with Sharan and the Isles.
King:
Let it be as you will.
Chamberlain:
But, your Majesty, the ambassadors start this week; the princess will
be here in three months' time.
King:
Let her come in a year and a day.
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty!
King:
Farewell, I am in haste. I go to make ready for the desert. [Exit
through door still speaking.] The olden, golden mother of happy men.
Chamberlain: [to Zabra]
One from whom God had not withheld all wisdom would not have given
that message to our crazy young King.
Zabra:
But it must be known. Many things might happen if it were not known at
once.
Chamberlain:
I knew it this morning. He is off to the desert now.
Zabra:
That is evil indeed; but we can lure him back.
Chamberlain:
Perhaps not for many days.
Zabra:
The King's favour is like gold.
Chamberlain:
It is like much gold. Who are the Arabs that the King's favour should
be cast among them? The walls of their houses are canvas. Even the
common snail has a finer wall to his house.
Zabra:
O, it is most evil. Alas that I told him this! We shall be poor men.
Chamberlain:
No one will give us gold for many days.
Zabra:
Yet you will govern Thalanna while he is away. You can increase the
taxes of the merchants and the tribute of the men that till the
fields.
Chamberlain:
They will only pay taxes and tribute to the King, who gives of his
bounty to just and upright men when he is in Thalanna. But while he is
away the surfeit of his wealth will go to unjust men and to men whose
beards are unclean and who fear not God.
Zabra:
We shall indeed be poor.
Chamberlain:
A little gold perhaps from evil-doers for justice. Or a little money
to decide the dispute of some righteous wealthy man; but no more till
the King returns, whom God prosper.
Zabra:
God increase him. Will you yet try to detain him?
Chamberlain:
No. When he comes by with his retinue and escort I will walk beside
his horse and tell him that a progress through the desert will well
impress the Arabs with his splendour and turn their hearts towards
him. And I will speak privily to some captain at the rear of the
escort and he shall afterwards speak to the chief commander that he
may lose the camel-track in a few days' time and take the King and his
followers to wander in the desert and so return by chance to Thalanna
again. And it may yet be well with us. We will wait here till they
come by.
Zabra:
Will the chief commander do this thing certainly?
Chamberlain:
Yes, he will be one Thakbar, a poor man and a righteous.
Zabra:
But if he be not Thakbar but some greedy man who demands more gold
than we would give to Thakbar?
Chamberlain:
Why, then we must give him even what he demands, and God will punish
his greed.
Zabra:
He must come past us here.
Chamberlain:
Yes, he must come this way. He will summon the cavalry from the Saloia
Samang.
Zabra:
It will be nearly dark before they can come.
Chamberlain:
No, he is in great haste. He will pass before sunset. He will make
them mount at once.
Zabra: [looking off R.]
I do not see stir at the Saloia.
Chamberlain: [looking, too] No--no. I do not see. He will _make_ a
stir.
[As they look a man comes through the doorway wearing a coarse
brown cloak which falls over his forehead. Exit furtively L.]
What man is that? He has gone down to the camels.
Zabra:
He has given a piece of money to one of the camel-drivers.
Chamberlain:
See, he has mounted.
Zabra:
Can it have been the King!
[Voice off L. "Ho-Yo! Ho-Yay!"]
Chamberlain:
It is only some camel-driver going into the desert. How glad his voice
sounds.
Zabra:
The Siroc will swallow him.
Chamberlain:
What--if it _were_ the King!
Zabra:
Why, if it were the King we should starve for a year.
[One year elapses between the first and second acts.]
Act II
[The same scene.]
[The King, wrapped in a camel-driver's cloak, sits by Eznarza, a
gypsy of the desert.]
King:
Now I have known the desert and dwelt in the tents of the Arabs.
Eznarza:
There is no land like the desert and like the Arabs no people.
King:
It is all over and done; I return to the walls of my fathers.
Eznarza:
Time cannot put it away; I go back to the desert that nursed me.
King:
Did you think in those days on the sands, or among the tents in the
mornings, that my year would ever end, and I be brought away by
strength of my word to the prisoning of a palace?
Eznarza:
I knew that Time would do it, for my people have learned the way of
him.
King:
Is it then Time that has mocked our futile prayers? Is he then greater
than God that he has laughed at our praying?
Eznarza:
We may not say that he is greater than God. Yet we prayed that our own
year might not pass away. God could not save it.
King:
Yes, yes. We prayed that prayer. All men would laugh at it.
Eznarza:
The prayer was not laughable. Only he that is lord of the years is
obdurate. If a man prayed for life to a furious, merciless Sultan well
might the Sultan's slaves laugh. Yet it is not laughable to pray for
life.
King:
Yes, we are slaves of Time. To-morrow brings the princess who comes
from Tharba. We must bow our heads.
Eznarza:
My people say that Time lives in the desert. He lies there in the sun.
King:
No, no, not in the desert. Nothing alters there.
Eznarza:
My people say that the desert is his country. He smites not his own
country, my people say. But he overwhelms all other lands of the
world.
King:
Yes, the desert is always the same, even the littlest rocks of it.
Eznarza:
They say that he loves the Sphinx and does not harm her. They say that
he does not dare to harm the Sphinx. She has borne him many gods whom
the infidels worship.
King:
Their father is more terrible than all the false gods.
Eznarza:
O, that he had but spared our little year.
King:
He destroys all things utterly.
Eznarza:
There is a little child of man that is mightier than he, and who saves
the world from Time.
King:
Who is this little child that is mightier than Time? Is it Love that
is mightier?
Eznarza:
No, not Love.
King:
If he conquers even Love then none are mightier.
Eznarza:
He scares Love away with weak white hairs and with wrinkles. Poor
little Love, poor Love, Time scares him away.
King:
What is this child of man that can conquer Time and that is braver
than Love?
Eznarza:
Even Memory.
King:
Yes. I will call to him when the wind is from the desert and the
locusts are beaten against my obdurate walls. I will call to him more
when I cannot see the desert and cannot hear the wind of it.
Eznarza:
He shall bring back our year to us that Time cannot destroy. Time
cannot slaughter it if Memory says no. It is reprieved, though
banished. We shall often see it though a little far off and all its
hours and days shall dance to us and go by one by one and come back
and dance again.
King:
Why, that is true. They shall come back to us. I had thought that they
that work miracles whether in Heaven or Earth were unable to do one
thing. I thought that they could not bring back days again when once
they had fallen into the hands of Time.
Eznarza:
It is a trick that Memory can do. He comes up softly in the town or
the desert, wherever a few men are, like the strange dark conjurors
who sing to snakes, and he does his trick before them, and does it
again and again.
King:
We will often make him bring the old days back when you are gone to
your people and I am miserably wedded to the princess coming from
Tharba.
Eznarza:
They will come with sand on their feet from the golden, beautiful
desert; they will come with a long-gone sunset each one over his head.
Their lips will laugh with the olden evening voices.
King:
It is nearly noon. It is nearly noon. It is nearly noon.
Eznarza:
Why, we part then.
King:
O, come into the city and be Queen there. I will send its princess
back again to Tharba. You shall be Queen in Thalanna.
Eznarza:
I go now back to my people. You will wed the princess from Tharba on
the morrow. You have said it. I have said it.
King:
O, that I had not given my word to return.
Eznarza:
A King's word is like a King's crown and a King's sceptre and a King's
throne. It is in fact a foolish thing, like a city.
King:
I cannot break my word. But you can be Queen in Thalanna.
Eznarza:
Thalanna will not have a gypsy for a Queen.
King:
I will make Thalanna have her for a Queen.
Eznarza:
You cannot make a gypsy live for a year in a city.
King:
I knew of a gypsy that lived once in a city.
Eznarza:
Not such a gypsy as I... come back to the tents of the Arabs.
King:
I cannot. I gave my word.
Eznarza:
Kings have broken their words.
King:
Not such a King as I.
Eznarza:
We have only that little child of man whose name is Memory.
King:
Come. He shall bring back to us, before we part, one of those days
that were banished.
Eznarza:
Let it be the first day. The day we met by the well when the camels
came to El-Lolith.
King:
Our year lacked some few days. For my year began here. The camels were
some days out.
Eznarza:
You were riding a little wide of the caravan, upon the side of the
sunset. Your camel was swinging on with easy strides. But you were
tired.
King:
You had come to the well for water. At first I could see your eyes,
then the stars came out, and it grew dark and I only saw your shape,
and there was a little light about your hair: I do not know if it was
the light of the stars, I only knew that it shone.
Eznarza:
And then you spoke to me about the camels.
King:
Then I heard your voice. You did not say the things you would say now.
Eznarza:
Of course I did not.
King:
You did not say things in the same way even.
Eznarza:
How the hours come dancing back!
King:
No, no. Only their shadows. We went together then to Holy Mecca. We
dwelt alone in tents in the golden desert. We heard the wild free day
sing sings in his freedom, we heard the beautiful night wind. Nothing
remains of our year but desolate shadows. Memory whips them and they
will not dance.
[Eznarza does not answer.]
We made our farewells where the desert was. The city shall not hear
them.
[Eznarza covers her face. The King rises softly and walks up the
steps. Enter L. the Chamberlain and Zabra, only noticing each
other.]
Chamberlain:
He will come. He will come.
Zabra:
But it is noon now. Our fatness has left us. Our enemies mock at us.
If he do not come God has forgotten us and our friends will pity us!
[Enter Bel-Narb and Aoob.]
Chamberlain:
If he is alive he will come.
Zabra:
I fear that it is past noon.
Chamberlain:
Then he is dead or robbers have waylaid him.
[Chamberlain and Zabra put dust upon their heads.]
Bel-Narb: [To Aoob.]
God is just!
[To Chamberlain and Zabra.]
I am the King!
[The King's hand is on the door. When Bel-Narb says this he goes
down the steps again and sits beside the gypsy. She raises her
head from her hands and looks at him fixedly. He watches Bel-Narb,
and the Chamberlain and Zabra. He partially covers his face Arab
fashion.]
Chamberlain:
Are you indeed the King?
Bel-Narb:
I am the King.
Chamberlain:
Your Majesty has altered much since a year ago.
Bel-Narb:
Men alter in the desert. And alter much.
Aoob:
Indeed, your Excellency, he is the King. When the King went into the
desert disguised I fed his camel. Indeed he is the King.
Zabra:
He is the King. I know the King when I see him.
Chamberlain:
You have seen the King seldom.
Zabra:
I have often seen the King.
Bel-Narb:
Yes, we have often met, often and often.
Chamberlain:
If some one could recognize your Majesty, some one besides this man
who came with you, then we should all be certain.
Bel-Narb:
There is no need of it. I am the King.
[The King rises and stretches out his hand palm downwards.]
King:
In holy Mecca, in green-roofed Mecca of the many gates, we knew him
for the King.
Bel-Narb:
Yes, that is true. I saw this man in Mecca.
Chamberlain: [Bowing low.]
Pardon, your Majesty. The desert had altered you.
Zabra:
I knew your Majesty.
Aoob:
As well as I do.
Bel-Narb: [Pointing to the King.]
Let this man be rewarded suitably. Give him some post in the palace.
Chamberlain:
Yes, your Majesty.
King:
I am a camel-driver and we go back to our camels.
Chamberlain:
As you wish.
[Exeunt Bel-Narb, Aoob, Chamberlain and Zabra through door.]
Eznarza:
You have done wisely, wisely, and the reward of wisdom is happiness.
King:
They have their king now. But we will turn again to the tents of the
Arabs.
Eznarza:
They are foolish people.
King:
They have found a foolish King.
Eznarza:
It is a foolish man that would choose to dwell among walls.
King:
Some are born kings, but this man has chosen to be one.
Eznarza:
Come, let us leave them.
King:
We will go back again.
Eznarza:
Come back to the tents of my people.
King:
We will dwell a little apart in a dear brown tent of our own.
Eznarza:
We shall hear the sand again, whispering low to the dawn wind.
King:
We shall hear the nomads stirring in their camps far off because it is
dawn.
Eznarza:
The jackals will patter past us slipping back to the hills.
King:
When at evening the sun is set we shall weep for no day that is gone.
Eznarza:
I will raise up my head of a night time against the sky, and the old,
old, unbought stars shall twinkle through my hair, and we shall not
envy any of the diademmed queens of the world.
CURTAIN
A Night at an Inn
Dramatis Personæ
A. E. Scott-Fortescue (the Toff, dilapidated gentleman)
William Jones (Bill)
Albert Thomas
Jacob Smith (Sniggers) (All Merchant Sailors.)
1st Priest of Klesh
2nd Priest of Klesh
3rd Priest of Klesh
Klesh
[The Curtain rises on a room in an inn.]
[Sniggers and Bill are talking. The Toff is reading a paper.
Albert sits a little apart.]
Sniggers:
What's his idea, I wonder?
Bill:
I don't know.
Sniggers:
And how much longer will he keep us here?
Bill:
We've been here three days.
Sniggers:
And 'aven't seen a soul.
Bill:
And a pretty penny it cost us when he rented the pub.
Sniggers:
'Ow long did 'e rent the pub for?
Bill:
You never know with him.
Sniggers:
It's lonely enough.
Bill:
'Ow long did you rent the pub for, Toffy?
[The Toff continues to read a sporting paper; he takes no notice
of what is said.]
Sniggers:
'E's _such_ a toff.
Bill:
Yet 'e's clever, no mistake.
Sniggers:
Those clever ones are the beggars to make a muddle. Their plans are
clever enough, but they don't work, and then they make a mess of
things much worse than you or me.
Bill:
Ah
Sniggers:
I don't like this place.
Bill:
Why not?
Sniggers:
I don't like the looks of it.
Bill:
He's keeping us here because those niggers can't find us. The three
heathen priests what was looking for us so. But we want to go and sell
our ruby soon.
Albert:
There's no sense in it.
Bill:
Why not, Albert?
Albert:
Because I gave those black devils the slip in Hull.
Bill:
You give 'em the slip, Albert?
Albert:
The slip, all three of them. The fellows with the gold spots on their
foreheads. I had the ruby then, and I give them the slip in Hull.
Bill:
How did you do it, Albert?
Albert:
I had the ruby and they were following me....
Bill:
Who told them you had the ruby? You didn't show it?
Albert:
No.... But they kind of know.
Sniggers:
They kind of know, Albert?
Albert:
Yes, they know if you've got it. Well, they sort of mouched after me,
and I tells a policeman and he says, O they were only three poor
niggers and they wouldn't hurt me. Ugh! When I thought of what they
did in Malta to poor old Jim.
Bill:
Yes, and to George in Bombay before we started.
Sniggers:
Ugh!
Bill:
Why didn't you give 'em in charge?
Albert:
What about the ruby, Bill?
Bill:
Ah!
Albert:
Well, I did better than that. I walks up and down through Hull. I
walks slow enough. And then I turns a corner and I runs. I never sees
a corner but I turns it. But sometimes I let a corner pass just to
fool them. I twists about like a hare. Then I sits down and waits. No
priests.
Sniggers:
What?
Albert:
No heathen black devils with gold spots on their face. I give 'em the
slip.
Bill:
Well done, Albert.
Sniggers: [after a sigh of content]
Why didn't you tell us?
Albert:
'Cause 'e won't let you speak. 'E's got 'is plans and 'e thinks we're
silly folk. Things must be done 'is way. And all the time I've give
'em the slip. Might 'ave 'ad one of them crooked knives in him before
now but for me who give 'em the slip in Hull.
Bill:
Well done, Albert.
Sniggers:
Do you hear that, Toffy? Albert has give 'em the slip.
The Toff:
Yes, I hear.
Sniggers:
Well, what do you say to that?
The Toff:
O... Well done, Albert.
Albert:
And what a' you going to do?
The Toff:
Going to wait.
Albert:
Don't seem to know what 'e's waiting for.
Sniggers:
It's a nasty place.
Albert:
It's getting silly, Bill. Our money's gone and we want to sell the
ruby. Let's get on to a town.
Bill:
But 'e won't come.
Albert:
Then we'll leave him.
Sniggers:
We'll be all right if we keep away from Hull.
Albert:
We'll go to London.
Bill:
But 'e must 'ave 'is share.
Sniggers:
All right. Only let's go. [to the Toff] We're going, do you hear? Give
us the ruby.
The Toff:
Certainly.
[He gives them a ruby from his waistcoat pocket: it is the size
of a small hen's egg.]
[He goes on reading his paper.]
Albert:
Come on, Sniggers.
[Exeunt Albert and Sniggers.]
Bill:
Good-bye, old man. We'll give you your fair share, but there's nothing
to do here, no girls, no halls, and we must sell the ruby.
The Toff:
I'm not a fool, Bill.
Bill:
No, no, of course not. Of course you ain't, and you've helped us a
lot. Good-bye. You'll say good-bye?
The Toff:
Oh, yes. Good-bye.
[Still reads paper. Exit Bill.]
[The Toff puts a revolver on the table beside him and goes on
with his paper.]
Sniggers: [Out of breath.]
We've come back, Toffy.
The Toff:
So you have.
Albert:
Toffy--How did they get here?
The Toff:
They walked, of course.
Albert:
But it's eighty miles.
Sniggers:
Did you know they were here, Toffy?
The Toff:
Expected them about now.
Albert:
Eighty miles.
Bill:
Toffy, old man--what are we to do?
The Toff:
Ask Albert.
Bill:
If they can do things like this there's no one can save us but you,
Toffy--I always knew you were a clever one. We won't be fools any
more. We'll obey you, Toffy.
The Toff:
You're brave enough and strong enough. There isn't many that would
steal a ruby eye out of an idol's head, and such an idol as that was
to look at, and on such a night. You're brave enough, Bill. But you're
all three of you fools. Jim would have none of my plans and where's
Jim? And George. What did they do to him?
Sniggers:
Don't, Toffy!
The Toff:
Well, then, your strength is no use to you. You want cleverness; or
they'll have you the way that they had George and Jim.
All:
Ugh!
The Toff:
Those black priests would follow you round the world in circles, year
after year, till they got the idol's eye. And if we died with it
they'd follow our grandchildren. That fool thinks he can escape men
like that by running round three streets in the town of Hull.
Albert:
God's truth, _you_ 'aven't escaped them, because they're _'ere_.
The Toff:
So I supposed.
Albert:
You _supposed_?
The Toff:
Yes, I believe there's no announcement in the Society papers. But I
took this country seat especially to receive them. There's plenty of
room if you dig; it is pleasantly situated and what is most important
it is in a very quiet neighbourhood. So I am at home to them this
afternoon.
Bill:
Well, you're a deep one.
The Toff:
And remember you've only my wits between you and death, and don't put
your futile plans against those of an educated gentleman.
Albert:
If you're a gentleman, why don't you go about among gentlemen instead
of the likes of us?
The Toff:
Because I was too clever for them as I am too clever for you.
Albert:
Too clever for them?
The Toff:
I never lost a game of cards in my life.
Bill:
You never lost a game?
The Toff:
Not when there was money on it.
Bill:
Well, well.
The Toff:
Have a game of poker?
All:
No, thanks.
The Toff:
Then do as you're told.
Bill:
All right, Toffy.
Sniggers:
I saw something just then. Hadn't we better draw the curtains?
The Toff:
No.
Sniggers:
What?
The Toff:
Don't draw the curtains.
Sniggers:
O all right.
Bill:
But Toffy, they can see us. One doesn't let the enemy do that. I don't
see why....
The Toff:
No, of course you don't.
Bill:
O all right, Toffy.
[All begin to pull out revolvers.]
The Toff: [putting his own away]
No revolvers, please.
Albert:
Why not?
The Toff:
Because I don't want any noise at my party. We might get guests that
hadn't been invited. _Knives_ are a different matter.
[All draw knives. The Toff signs to them not to draw them yet.
Toffy has already taken back his ruby.]
Bill:
I think they're coming, Toffy.
The Toff:
Not yet.
Albert:
When will they come?
The Toff:
When I am quite ready to receive them. Not before.
Sniggers:
I should like to get this over.
The Toff:
Should you? Then we'll have them now.
Sniggers:
Now?
The Toff:
Yes. Listen to me. You shall do as you see me do. You will all pretend
to go out. I'll show you how. I've got the ruby. When they see me
alone they will come for their idol's eye.
Bill:
How can they tell like this which one of us has it?
The Toff:
I confess I don't know, but they seem to.
Sniggers:
What will you do when they come in?
The Toff:
I shall do nothing.
Sniggers:
What?
The Toff:
They will creep up behind me. Then my friends, Sniggers and Bill and
Albert, who gave them the slip, will do what they can.
Bill:
All right, Toffy. Trust us.
The Toff:
If you're a little slow you will see enacted the cheerful spectacle
that accompanied the demise of Jim.
Sniggers:
Don't, Toffy. We'll be there all right.
The Toff:
Very well. Now watch me.
[He goes past the windows to the inner door R.; he opens it
inwards. Then under cover of the open door he slips down on his
knee and closes it, remaining on the inside, appearing to have
gone out. He signs to the others who understand. Then he appears
to re-enter in the same manner.]
Now, I shall sit with my back to the door. You go out one by one so
far as our friends can make out. Crouch very low to be on the safe
side. They mustn't see you through the window.
[Bill makes his sham exit.]
The Toff:
Remember, no revolvers. The police are, I believe, proverbially
inquisitive.
[The other two follow Bill. All three are now crouching inside
the door R. The Toff puts the ruby beside him on the table. He
lights a cigarette.]
[The door in back opens so slowly that you can hardly say at what
moment it began. The Toff picks up his paper.]
[A Native of India wriggles along the floor ever so slowly,
seeking cover from chairs. He moves L. where the Toff is. The
three sailors are R. Sniggers and Albert lean forward. Bill's arm
keeps them back. An armchair had better conceal them from the
Indian. The black Priest nears the Toff.]
[Bill watches to see if any more are coming. Then he leaps
forward alone (he has taken his boots off) and knifes the
Priest.]
[The Priest tries to shout but Bill's left hand is over his mouth.]
[The Toff continues to read his sporting paper. He never looks round.]
Bill: [sotto voce]
There's only one, Toffy. What shall we do?
The Toff: [without turning his head]
Only one?
Bill:
Yes.
The Toff:
Wait a moment. Let me think.
[Still apparently absorbed in his paper.]
Ah, yes. You go back, Bill. We must attract another guest. Now are you
ready?
Bill:
Yes.
The Toff:
All right. You shall now see my demise at my Yorkshire residence. You
must receive guests for me.
[He leaps up in full view of the window, flings up both arms and
falls on to the floor near the dead Priest.]
Now be ready.
[His eyes close.]
[There is a long pause. Again the door opens, very very slowly.
Another Priest creeps in. He has three golden spots upon his
forehead. He looks round, then he creeps up to his companion and
turns him over and looks inside each of his clenched hands. Then
he looks at the recumbent Toff. Then he creeps towards him. Bill
slips after him and knifes him like the other with his left hand
over his mouth.]
Bill: [sotto voce]
We've only got two, Toffy.
The Toff:
Still another.
Bill:
What'll we do?
The Toff: [sitting up]
Hum.
Bill:
This is the best way, much.
The Toff:
Out of the question. Never play the same game twice.
Bill:
Why not, Toffy?
The Toff:
Doesn't work if you do.
Bill:
Well?
The Toff:
I have it, Albert. You will now walk into the room. I showed you how
to do it.
Albert:
Yes.
The Toff:
Just run over here and have a fight at this window with these two men.
Albert:
But they're----
The Toff:
Yes, they're dead, my perspicuous Albert. But Bill and I are going to
resuscitate them.----. Come on.
[Bill picks up a body under the arms.]
That's right, Bill. [Does the same.] Come and help us, Sniggers----
[Sniggers comes] Keep low, keep low. Wave their arms about, Sniggers.
Don't show yourself. Now, Albert, over you go. Our Albert is slain.
Back you get, Bill. Back, Sniggers. Still, Albert. Mustn't move when
he comes. Not a muscle.
[A Face appears at the window and stays for some time. Then the
door opens and looking craftily round the third Priest enters. He
looks at his companions' bodies and turns round. He suspects
something. He takes up one of the knives and with a knife in each
hand he puts his back to the wall. He looks to the left and
right.]
The Toff:
Come on, Bill.
[The Priest rushes to the door. The Toff knifes the last Priest
from behind.]
The Toff:
A good day's work, my friends.
Bill:
Well done, Toffy. Oh, you are a deep one.
Albert:
A deep one if ever there was one.
Sniggers:
There ain't any more, Bill, are there?
The Toff:
No more in the world, my friend.
Bill:
Aye, that's all there are. There were only three in the temple. Three
priests and their beastly idol.
Albert:
What is it worth, Toffy? Is it worth a thousand pounds?
The Toff:
It's worth all they've got in the shop. Worth just whatever we like to
ask for it.
Albert:
Then we're millionaires, now.
The Toff:
Yes, and what is more important, we no longer have any heirs.
Bill:
We'll have to sell it now.
Albert:
That won't be easy. It's a pity it isn't small and we had half a
dozen. Hadn't the idol any other on him?
Bill:
No, he was green jade all over and only had this one eye. He had it in
the middle of his forehead, and was a long sight uglier than anything
else in the world.
Sniggers:
I'm sure we ought all to be very grateful to Toffy.
Bill:
And indeed we ought.
Albert:
If it hadn't 'ave been for him----
Bill:
Yes, if it hadn't 'a' been for old Toffy....
Sniggers:
He's a deep one.
The Toff:
Well, you see, I just have a knack of foreseeing things.
Sniggers:
I should think you did.
Bill:
Why, I don't suppose anything happens that our Toff doesn't foresee.
Does it, Toffy?
The Toff:
Well, I don't think it does, Bill. I don't think it often does.
Bill:
Life is no more than just a game of cards to our old Toff.
The Toff:
Well, we've taken these fellows' trick.
Sniggers: [going to the window]
It wouldn't do for any one to see them.
The Toff:
O nobody will come this way. We're all alone on a moor.
Bill:
Where will we put them?
The Toff:
Bury them in the cellar, but there's no hurry.
Bill:
And what then, Toffy?
The Toff:
Why, then we'll go to London and upset the ruby business. We'll have
really come through this job very nicely.
Bill:
I think the first thing we ought to do is give a little supper to old
Toffy. We'll bury these fellows to-night.
Albert:
Yes, let's.
Sniggers:
The very thing.
Bill:
And we'll all drink his health.
Albert:
Good old Toffy.
Sniggers:
He ought to have been a general or a premier.
[They get bottles from cupboard, etc.]
The Toff:
Well, we've earned our bit of a supper.
[They sit down.]
Bill: [Glass in hand.]
Here's to old Toffy who guessed everything.
Albert and Sniggers:
Good old Toffy.
Bill:
Toffy who saved our lives and made our fortunes.
Albert and Sniggers:
Hear. Hear.
The Toff:
And here's to Bill who saved me twice to-night.
Bill:
Couldn't have done it but for your cleverness, Toffy.
Sniggers:
Hear, hear. Hear, hear.
Albert:
He foresees everything.
Bill:
A speech, Toffy. A speech from our general.
All:
Yes, a speech.
Sniggers:
A speech.
The Toff:
Well, get me some water. This whiskey's too much for my head, and I
must keep it clear till our friends are safe in the cellar.
Bill:
Water. Yes, of course. Get him some water, Sniggers.
Sniggers:
We don't use water here. Where shall I get it?
Bill:
Outside in the garden.
[Exit Sniggers.]
Albert:
Here's to fortune. [They all drink.]
Bill:
Here's to Albert Thomas, Esquire. [He drinks.]
The Toff:
Albert Thomas, Esquire. [He drinks.]
Albert:
And William Jones Esquire.
The Toff:
Albert Jones, Esquire. [The Toff and Albert drink.]
[Re-enter Sniggers terrified.]
The Toff:
Hullo, here's Jacob Smith Esquire, J.P., alias Sniggers, back again.
Sniggers:
Toffy, I've been thinking about my share in that ruby. I don't want
it, Toffy, I don't want it.
The Toff:
Nonsense, Sniggers, nonsense.
Sniggers:
You shall have it, Toffy, you shall have it yourself, only say
Sniggers has no share in this 'ere ruby. Say it, Toffy, say it.
Bill:
Want to turn informer, Sniggers?
Sniggers:
No, no. Only I don't want the ruby, Toffy....
The Toff:
No more nonsense, Sniggers, we're all in together in this, if one hangs
we all hang; but they won't outwit me. Besides, it's not a hanging
affair, they had their knives.
Sniggers:
Toffy, Toffy, I've always treated you fair, Toffy. I was always one to
say, Give Toffy a chance. Take back my share, Toffy.
The Toff:
What's the matter? What are you driving at?
Sniggers:
Take it back, Toffy.
The Toff:
Answer me; what are you up to?
Sniggers:
I don't want my share any more.
Bill:
Have you seen the police?
[Albert pulls out his knife.]
The Toff:
No, no knives, Albert.
Albert:
What then?
The Toff:
The honest truth in open court, barring the ruby. We were attacked.
Sniggers:
There's no police.
The Toff:
Well, then, what's the matter?
Bill:
Out with it.
Sniggers:
I swear to God...
Albert:
Well?
The Toff:
Don't interrupt.
Sniggers:
I swear I saw something _what I didn't like._
The Toff:
What you didn't like?
Sniggers: [In tears.]
O Toffy, Toffy, take it back. Take my share. Say you take it.
The Toff:
What has he seen?
[Dead silence only broken by Sniggers' sobs. Then stony steps
are heard.]
[Enter a hideous Idol. It is blind and gropes its way. It gropes
its way to the ruby and picks it up and screws it into a socket
in the forehead.]
[Sniggers still weeps softly; the rest stare in horror. The Idol
steps out, not groping. Its steps move off then stops.]
The Toff:
O great heavens!
Albert: [In a childish, plaintive voice.]
What is it, Toffy?
Bill:
Albert, it is that obscene idol [in a whisper] come from India.
Albert:
It is gone.
Bill:
It has taken its eye.
Sniggers:
We are saved.
Off, a Voice: [With outlandish accent.]
Meestaire William Jones, Able Seaman.
[The Toff has never spoken, never moved. He only gazes stupidly
in horror.]
Bill:
Albert, Albert, what is this?
[He rises and walks out. One moan is heard. Sniggers goes to
window. He falls back sickly.]
Albert: [In a whisper.]
What has happened?
Sniggers:
I have seen it. I have seen it. O I have seen it. [He returns to
table.]
The Toff: [Laying his hand very gently on Sniggers' arm, speaking
softly and winningly.]
What was it, Sniggers?
Sniggers:
I have seen it.
Albert:
What?
Sniggers:
O.
Voice:
Meestaire Albert Thomas, Able Seaman.
Albert:
Must I go, Toffy? Toffy, must I go?
Sniggers: [Clutching him.]
Don't move.
Albert: [Going.]
Toffy, Toffy. [Exit.]
Voice:
Meestaire Jacob Smith, Able Seaman.
Sniggers:
I can't go, Toffy. I can't go. I can't do it.
[He goes.]
Voice:
Meestaire Arnold Everett Scott-Fortescue, late Esquire, Able Seaman.
The Toff:
I did not foresee it. [Exit.]
CURTAIN.