BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING

Ay, now I am in Arden: the more fool I; when I was at home,

I was in a better place; but travellers must be content."--

TOUCHSTONE.

Two comrades and travelers, who sought a better country than the

United States in the month of August, found themselves one

evening in apparent possession of the ancient town of Boston.

The shops were closed at early candle-light; the fashionable

inhabitants had retired into the country, or into the

second-story-back, of their princely residences, and even an air of

tender gloom settled upon the Common. The streets were almost empty,

and one passed into the burnt district, where the scarred ruins and

the uplifting piles of new brick and stone spread abroad under the

flooding light of a full moon like another Pompeii, without any

increase in his feeling of tranquil seclusion. Even the news-offices

had put up their shutters, and a confiding stranger could nowhere buy

a guide-book to help his wandering feet about the reposeful city, or

to show him how to get out of it. There was, to be sure, a cheerful

tinkle of horse-car bells in the air, and in the creeping vehicles

which created this levity of sound were a few lonesome passengers on

their way to Scollay's Square; but the two travelers, not having

well-regulated minds, had no desire to go there. What would have

become of Boston if the great fire had reached this sacred point of

pilg-rimage no merely human mind can imagine. Without it, I suppose

the horse-cars would go continually round and round, never stopping,

until the cars fell away piecemeal on the track, and the horses

collapsed into a mere mass of bones and harness, and the brown-

covered books from the Public Library, in the hands of the fading

virgins who carried them, had accumulated fines to an incalculable

amount.

Boston) notwithstanding its partial destruction by fire, is still a

good place to start from. When one meditates an excursion into an

unknown and perhaps perilous land, where the flag will not protect

him and the greenback will only partially support him, he likes to

steady and tranquilize his mind by a peaceful halt and a serene

start. So we--for the intelligent reader has already identified us

with the two travelers resolved to spend the last night, before

beginning our journey, in the quiet of a Boston hotel. Some people

go into the country for quiet: we knew better. The country is no

place for sleep. The general absence of sound which prevails at

night is only a sort of background which brings out more vividly the

special and unexpected disturbances which are suddenly sprung upon

the restless listener. There are a thousand pokerish noises that no

one can account for, which excite the nerves to acute watchfulness.

It is still early, and one is beginning to be lulled by the frogs and

the crickets, when the faint rattle of a drum is heard,--just a few

preliminary taps. But the soul takes alarm, and well it may, for a

roll follows, and then a rub-a-dub-dub, and the farmer's boy who is

handling the sticks and pounding the distended skin in a neighboring

horse-shed begins to pour out his patriotism in that unending

repetition of rub-a-dub-dub which is supposed to represent love of

country in the young. When the boy is tired out and quits the field,

the faithful watch-dog opens out upon the stilly night. He is the

guardian of his master's slumbers. The howls of the faithful

creature are answered by barks and yelps from all the farmhouses for

a mile around, and exceedingly poor barking it usually is, until all

the serenity of the night is torn to shreds. This is, however, only

the opening of the orchestra. The cocks wake up if there is the

faintest moonshine and begin an antiphonal service between responsive

barn-yards. It is not the clear clarion of chanticleer that is heard

in the morn of English poetry, but a harsh chorus of cracked voices,

hoarse and abortive attempts, squawks of young experimenters, and

some indescribable thing besides, for I believe even the hens crow in

these days. Distracting as all this is, however, happy is the man

who does not hear a goat lamenting in the night. The goat is the

most exasperating of the animal creation. He cries like a deserted

baby, but he does it without any regularity. One can accustom

himself to any expression of suffering that is regular. The

annoyance of the goat is in the dreadful waiting for the uncertain

sound of the next wavering bleat. It is the fearful expectation of

that, mingled with the faint hope that the last was the last, that

ag-gravates the tossing listener until he has murder in his heart.

He longs for daylight, hoping that the voices of the night will then

cease, and that sleep will come with the blessed morning. But he has

forgotten the birds, who at the first streak of gray in the east have

assembled in the trees near his chamber-window, and keep up for an

hour the most rasping dissonance,--an orchestra in which each artist

is tuning his instrument, setting it in a different key and to play a

different tune: each bird recalls a different tune, and none sings

"Annie Laurie,"--to pervert Bayard Taylor's song.

Give us the quiet of a city on the night before a journey. As we

mounted skyward in our hotel, and went to bed in a serene altitude,

we congratulated ourselves upon a reposeful night. It began well.

But as we sank into the first doze, we were startled by a sudden

crash. Was it an earthquake, or another fire? Were the neighboring

buildings all tumbling in upon us, or had a bomb fallen into the

neighboring crockery-store? It was the suddenness of the onset that

startled us, for we soon perceived that it began with the clash of

cymbals, the pounding of drums, and the blaring of dreadful brass.

It was somebody's idea of music. It opened without warning. The men

composing the band of brass must have stolen silently into the alley

about the sleeping hotel, and burst into the clamor of a rattling

quickstep, on purpose. The horrible sound thus suddenly let loose

had no chance of escape; it bounded back from wall to wall, like the

clapping of boards in a tunnel, rattling windows and stunning all

cars, in a vain attempt to get out over the roofs. But such music

does not go up. What could have been the intention of this assault

we could not conjecture. It was a time of profound peace through the

country; we had ordered no spontaneous serenade, if it was a

serenade. Perhaps the Boston bands have that habit of going into an

alley and disciplining their nerves by letting out a tune too big for

the alley, and taking the shock of its reverberation. It may be well

enough for the band, but many a poor sinner in the hotel that night

must have thought the judgment day had sprung upon him. Perhaps the

band had some remorse, for by and by it leaked out of the alley, in

humble, apologetic retreat, as if somebody had thrown something at it

from the sixth-story window, softly breathing as it retired the notes

of "Fair Harvard."

The band had scarcely departed for some other haunt of slumber and

weariness, when the notes of singing floated up that prolific alley,

like the sweet tenor voice of one bewailing the prohibitory movement;

and for an hour or more a succession of young bacchanals, who were

evidently wandering about in search of the Maine Law, lifted up their

voices in song. Boston seems to be full of good singers; but they

will ruin their voices by this night exercise, and so the city will

cease to be attractive to travelers who would like to sleep there.

But this entertainment did not last the night out.

It stopped just before the hotel porter began to come around to rouse

the travelers who had said the night before that they wanted to be

awakened. In all well-regulated hotels this process begins at two

o'clock and keeps up till seven. If the porter is at all faithful,

he wakes up everybody in the house; if he is a shirk, he only rouses

the wrong people. We treated the pounding of the porter on our door

with silent contempt. At the next door he had better luck. Pound,

pound. An angry voice, "What do you want?"

"Time to take the train, sir."

"Not going to take any train."

"Ain't your name Smith?"

"Yes."

"Well, Smith"--

"I left no order to be called." (Indistinct grumbling from Smith's

room.)

Porter is heard shuffling slowly off down the passage. In a little

while he returns to Smith's door, evidently not satisfied in his

mind. Rap, rap, rap!

"Well, what now?"

"What's your initials? A. T.; clear out!"

And the porter shambles away again in his slippers, grumbling

something about a mistake. The idea of waking a man up in the middle

of the night to ask him his "initials" was ridiculous enough to

banish sleep for another hour. A person named Smith, when he

travels, should leave his initials outside the door with his boots.

Refreshed by this reposeful night, and eager to exchange the

stagnation of the shore for the tumult of the ocean, we departed next

morning for Baddeck by the most direct route. This we found, by

diligent study of fascinating prospectuses of travel, to be by the

boats of the International Steamship Company; and when, at eight

o'clock in the morning, we stepped aboard one of them from Commercial

Wharf, we felt that half our journey and the most perplexing part of

it was accomplished. We had put ourselves upon a great line of

travel, and had only to resign ourselves to its flow in order to

reach the desired haven. The agent at the wharf assured us that it

was not necessary to buy through tickets to Baddeck,--he spoke of it

as if it were as easy a place to find as Swampscott,--it was a

conspicuous name on the cards of the company, we should go right on

from St. John without difficulty. The easy familiarity of this

official with Baddeck, in short, made us ashamed to exhibit any

anxiety about its situation or the means of approach to it.

Subsequent experience led us to believe that the only man in the

world, out of Baddeck, who knew anything about it lives in Boston,

and sells tickets to it, or rather towards it.

There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of

it, when the traveler is settled simply as to his destination, and

commits himself to his unknown fate and all the anticipations of

adventure before him. We experienced this pleasure as we ascended to

the deck of the steamboat and snuffed the fresh air of Boston Harbor.

What a beautiful harbor it is, everybody says, with its irregularly

indented shores and its islands. Being strangers, we want to know

the names of the islands, and to have Fort Warren, which has a

national reputation, pointed out. As usual on a steamboat, no one is

certain about the names, and the little geographical knowledge we

have is soon hopelessly confused. We make out South Boston very

plainly : a tourist is looking at its warehouses through his opera-

glass, and telling his boy about a recent fire there. We find out

afterwards that it was East Boston. We pass to the stern of the boat

for a last look at Boston itself; and while there we have the

pleasure of showing inquirers the Monument and the State House. We

do this with easy familiarity; but where there are so many tall

factory chimneys, it is not so easy to point out the Monument as one

may think.

The day is simply delicious, when we get away from the unozoned air

of the land. The sky is cloudless, and the water sparkles like the

top of a glass of champagne. We intend by and by to sit down and

look at it for half a day, basking in the sunshine and pleasing

ourselves with the shifting and dancing of the waves. Now we are

busy running about from side to side to see the islands, Governor's,

Castle, Long, Deer, and the others. When, at length, we find Fort

Warren, it is not nearly so grim and gloomy as we had expected, and

is rather a pleasure-place than a prison in appearance. We are

conscious, however, of a patriotic emotion as we pass its green turf

and peeping guns. Leaving on our right Lovell's Island and the Great

and Outer Brewster, we stand away north along the jagged

Massachusetts shore. These outer islands look cold and wind-swept

even in summer, and have a hardness of outline which is very far from

the aspect of summer isles in summer seas. They are too low and bare

for beauty, and all the coast is of the most retiring and humble

description. Nature makes some compensation for this lowness by an

eccentricity of indentation which looks very picturesque on the map,

and sometimes striking, as where Lynn stretches out a slender arm

with knobby Nahant at the end, like a New Zealand war club. We sit

and watch this shore as we glide by with a placid delight. Its

curves and low promontories are getting to be speckled with villages

and dwellings, like the shores of the Bay of Naples; we see the white

spires, the summer cottages of wealth, the brown farmhouses with an

occasional orchard, the gleam of a white beach, and now and then the

flag of some many-piazzaed hotel. The sunlight is the glory of it

all; it must have quite another attraction--that of melancholy--under

a gray sky and with a lead-colored water foreground.

There was not much on the steamboat to distract our attention from

the study of physical geography. All the fashionable travelers had

gone on the previous boat or were waiting for the next one. The

passengers were mostly people who belonged in the Provinces and had

the listless provincial air, with a Boston commercial traveler or

two, and a few gentlemen from the republic of Ireland, dressed in

their uncomfortable Sunday clothes. If any accident should happen to

the boat, it was doubtful if there were persons on board who could

draw up and pass the proper resolutions of thanks to the officers. I

heard one of these Irish gentlemen, whose satin vest was insufficient

to repress the mountainous protuberance of his shirt-bosom,

enlightening an admiring friend as to his idiosyncrasies. It

appeared that he was that sort of a man that, if a man wanted

anything of him, he had only to speak for it "wunst;" and that one of

his peculiarities was an instant response of the deltoid muscle to

the brain, though he did not express it in that language. He went on

to explain to his auditor that he was so constituted physically that

whenever he saw a fight, no matter whose property it was, he lost all

control of himself. This sort of confidence poured out to a single

friend, in a retired place on the guard of the boat, in an unexcited

tone, was evidence of the man's simplicity and sincerity. The very

act of traveling, I have noticed, seems to open a man's heart, so

that he will impart to a chance acquaintance his losses, his

diseases, his table preferences, his disappointments in love or in

politics, and his most secret hopes. One sees everywhere this

beautiful human trait, this craving for sympathy. There was the old

lady, in the antique bonnet and plain cotton gloves, who got aboard

the express train at a way-station on the Connecticut River Road.

She wanted to go, let us say, to Peak's Four Corners. It seemed that

the train did not usually stop there, but it appeared afterwards that

the obliging conductor had told her to get aboard and he would let

her off at Peak's. When she stepped into the car, in a flustered

condition, carrying her large bandbox, she began to ask all the

passengers, in turn, if this was the right train, and if it stopped

at Peak's. The information she received was various, but the weight

of it was discouraging, and some of the passengers urged her to get

off without delay, before the train should start. The poor woman got

off, and pretty soon came back again, sent by the conductor; but her

mind was not settled, for she repeated her questions to every person

who passed her seat, and their answers still more discomposed her.

"Sit perfectly still," said the conductor, when he came by. "You

must get out and wait for a way train," said the passengers, who

knew. In this confusion, the train moved off, just as the old lady

had about made up her mind to quit the car, when her distraction was

completed by the discovery that her hair trunk was not on board. She

saw it standing on the open platform, as we passed, and after one

look of terror, and a dash at the window, she subsided into her seat,

grasping her bandbox, with a vacant look of utter despair. Fate now

seemed to have done its worst, and she was resigned to it. I am sure

it was no mere curiosity, but a desire to be of service, that led me

to approach her and say, "Madam, where are you going?"

"The Lord only knows," was the utterly candid ,response; but then,

forgetting everything in her last misfortune and impelled to a burst

of confidence, she began to tell me her troubles. She informed me

that her youngest daughter was about to be married, and that all her

wedding-clothes and all her summer clothes were in that trunk; and as

she said this she gave a glance out of the window as if she hoped it

might be following her. What would become of them all now, all brand

new, she did n't know, nor what would become of her or her daughter.

And then she told me, article by article and piece by piece, all that

that trunk contained, the very names of which had an unfamiliar sound

in a railway-car, and how many sets and pairs there were of each. It

seemed to be a relief to the old lady to make public this catalogue

which filled all her mind; and there was a pathos in the revelation

that I cannot convey in words. And though I am compelled, by way of

illustration, to give this incident, no bribery or torture shall ever

extract from me a statement of the contents of that hair trunk.

We were now passing Nahant, and we should have seen Longfellow's

cottage and the waves beating on the rocks before it, if we had been

near enough. As it was, we could only faintly distinguish the

headland and note the white beach of Lynn. The fact is, that in

travel one is almost as much dependent upon imagination and memory as

he is at home. Somehow, we seldom get near enough to anything. The

interest of all this coast which we had come to inspect was mainly

literary and historical. And no country is of much interest until

legends and poetry have draped it in hues that mere nature cannot

produce. We looked at Nahant for Longfellow's sake; we strained our

eyes to make out Marblehead on account of Whittier's ballad; we

scrutinized the entrance to Salem Harbor because a genius once sat in

its decaying custom-house and made of it a throne of the imagination.

Upon this low shore line, which lies blinking in the midday sun, the

waves of history have beaten for two centuries and a half, and

romance has had time to grow there. Out of any of these coves might

have sailed Sir Patrick Spens "to Noroway, to Noroway,"

"They hadna sailed upon the sea

A day but barely three,

Till loud and boisterous grew the wind,

And gurly grew the sea."

The sea was anything but gurly now; it lay idle and shining in an

August holiday. It seemed as if we could sit all day and watch the

suggestive shore and dream about it. But we could not. No man, and

few women, can sit all day on those little round penitential stools

that the company provide for the discomfort of their passengers.

There is no scenery in the world that can be enjoyed from one of

those stools. And when the traveler is at sea, with the land failing

away in his horizon, and has to create his own scenery by an effort

of the imagination, these stools are no assistance to him. The

imagination, when one is sitting, will not work unless the back is

supported. Besides, it began to be cold; notwithstanding the shiny,

specious appearance of things, it was cold, except in a sheltered

nook or two where the sun beat. This was nothing to be complained of

by persons who had left the parching land in order to get cool. They

knew that there would be a wind and a draught everywhere, and that

they would be occupied nearly all the time in moving the little

stools about to get out of the wind, or out of the sun, or out of

something that is inherent in a steamboat. Most people enjoy riding

on a steamboat, shaking and trembling and chow-chowing along in

pleasant weather out of sight of land; and they do not feel any

ennui, as may be inferred from the intense excitement which seizes

them when a poor porpoise leaps from the water half a mile away.

"Did you see the porpoise?" makes conversation for an hour. On our

steamboat there was a man who said he saw a whale, saw him just as

plain, off to the east, come up to blow; appeared to be a young one.

I wonder where all these men come from who always see a whale. I

never was on a sea-steamer yet that there was not one of these men.

We sailed from Boston Harbor straight for Cape Ann, and passed close

by the twin lighthouses of Thacher, so near that we could see the

lanterns and the stone gardens, and the young barbarians of Thacher

all at play; and then we bore away, straight over the trackless

Atlantic, across that part of the map where the title and the

publisher's name are usually printed, for the foreign city of St.

John. It was after we passed these lighthouses that we did n't see

the whale, and began to regret the hard fate that took us away from a

view of the Isles of Shoals. I am not tempted to introduce them into

this sketch, much as its surface needs their romantic color, for

truth is stronger in me than the love of giving a deceitful pleasure.

There will be nothing in this record that we did not see, or might

not have seen. For instance, it might not be wrong to describe a

coast, a town, or an island that we passed while we were performing

our morning toilets in our staterooms. The traveler owes a duty to

his readers, and if he is now and then too weary or too indifferent

to go out from the cabin to survey a prosperous village where a

landing is made, he has no right to cause the reader to suffer by his

indolence. He should describe the village.

I had intended to describe the Maine coast, which is as fascinating

on the map as that of Norway. We had all the feelings appropriate to

nearness to it, but we couldn't see it. Before we came abreast of it

night had settled down, and there was around us only a gray and

melancholy waste of salt water. To be sure it was a lovely night,

with a young moon in its sky,

"I saw the new moon late yestreen

Wi' the auld moon in her arms,"

and we kept an anxious lookout for the Maine hills that push so

boldly down into the sea. At length we saw them,--faint, dusky

shadows in the horizon, looming up in an ashy color and with a most

poetical light. We made out clearly Mt. Desert, and felt repaid for

our journey by the sight of this famous island, even at such a

distance. I pointed out the hills to the man at the wheel, and asked

if we should go any nearer to Mt. Desert.

"Them!" said he, with the merited contempt which officials in this

country have for inquisitive travelers,--" them's Camden Hills. You

won't see Mt. Desert till midnight, and then you won't."

One always likes to weave in a little romance with summer travel on a

steamboat; and we came aboard this one with the purpose and the

language to do so. But there was an absolute want of material, that

would hardly be credited if we went into details. The first meeting

of the passengers at the dinner-table revealed it. There is a kind

of female plainness which is pathetic, and many persons can truly say

that to them it is homelike; and there are vulgarities of manner that

are interesting; and there are peculiarities, pleasant or the

reverse, which attract one's attention : but there was absolutely

nothing of this sort on our boat. The female passengers were all

neutrals, incapable, I should say, of making any impression whatever

even under the most favorable circumstances. They were probably

women of the Provinces, and took their neutral tint from the foggy

land they inhabit, which is neither a republic nor a monarchy, but

merely a languid expectation of something undefined. My comrade was

disposed to resent the dearth of beauty, not only on this vessel but

throughout the Provinces generally,--a resentment that could be shown

to be unjust, for this was evidently not the season for beauty in

these lands, and it was probably a bad year for it. Nor should an

American of the United States be forward to set up his standard of

taste in such matters; neither in New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, nor

Cape Breton have I heard the inhabitants complain of the plainness of

the women.

On such a night two lovers might have been seen, but not on our boat,

leaning over the taffrail,--if that is the name of the fence around

the cabin-deck, looking at the moon in the western sky and the long

track of light in the steamer's wake with unutterable tenderness.

For the sea was perfectly smooth, so smooth as not to interfere with

the most perfect tenderness of feeling; and the vessel forged ahead

under the stars of the soft night with an adventurous freedom that

almost concealed the commercial nature of her mission. It seemed--

this voyaging through the sparkling water, under the scintillating

heavens, this resolute pushing into the opening splendors of night--

like a pleasure trip. "It is the witching hour of half past ten,"

said my comrade, "let us turn in." (The reader will notice the

consideration for her feelings which has omitted the usual

description of "a sunset at sea.")

When we looked from our state-room window in the morning we saw land.

We were passing within a stone's throw of a pale-green and rather

cold-looking coast, with few trees or other evidences of fertile

soil. Upon going out I found that we were in the harbor of Eastport.

I found also the usual tourist who had been up, shivering in his

winter overcoat, since four o'clock. He described to me the

magnificent sunrise, and the lifting of the fog from islands and

capes, in language that made me rejoice that he had seen it. He knew

all about the harbor. That wooden town at the foot of it, with the

white spire, was Lubec; that wooden town we were approaching was

Eastport. The long island stretching clear across the harbor was

Campobello. We had been obliged to go round it, a dozen miles out of

our way, to get in, because the tide was in such a stage that we

could not enter by the Lubec Channel. We had been obliged to enter

an American harbor by British waters.

We approached Eastport with a great deal of curiosity and

considerable respect. It had been one of the cities of the

imagination. Lying in the far east of our great territory, a

military and even a sort of naval station, a conspicuous name on the

map, prominent in boundary disputes and in war operations, frequent

in telegraphic dispatches,--we had imagined it a solid city, with

some Oriental, if decayed, peculiarity, a port of trade and commerce.

The tourist informed me that Eastport looked very well at a distance,

with the sun shining on its white houses. When we landed at its

wooden dock we saw that it consisted of a few piles of lumber, a

sprinkling of small cheap houses along a sidehill, a big hotel with a

flag-staff, and a very peaceful looking arsenal. It is doubtless a

very enterprising and deserving city, but its aspect that morning was

that of cheapness, newness, and stagnation, with no compensating

pictur-esqueness. White paint always looks chilly under a gray sky

and on naked hills. Even in hot August the place seemed bleak. The

tour-ist, who went ashore with a view to breakfast, said that it

would be a good place to stay in and go a-fishing and picnicking on

Campobello Island. It has another advantage for the wicked over

other Maine towns. Owing to the contiguity of British territory, the

Maine Law is constantly evaded, in spirit. The thirsty citizen or

sailor has only to step into a boat and give it a shove or two across

the narrow stream that separates the United States from Deer Island

and land, when he can ruin his breath, and return before he is

missed.

This might be a cause of war with, England, but it is not the most

serious grievance here. The possession by the British of the island

of Campobello is an insufferable menace and impertinence. I write

with the full knowledge of what war is. We ought to instantly

dislodge the British from Campobello. It entirely shuts up and

commands our harbor, one of our chief Eastern harbors and war

stations, where we keep a flag and cannon and some soldiers, and

where the customs officers look out for smuggling. There is no way

to get into our own harbor, except in favorable conditions of the

tide, without begging the courtesy of a passage through British

waters. Why is England permitted to stretch along down our coast in

this straggling and inquisitive manner? She might almost as well own

Long Island. It was impossible to prevent our cheeks mantling with

shame as we thought of this, and saw ourselves, free American

citizens, land-locked by alien soil in our own harbor.

We ought to have war, if war is necessary to possess Campobello and

Deer Islands; or else we ought to give the British Eastport. I am

not sure but the latter would be the better course.

With this war spirit in our hearts, we sailed away into the British

waters of the Bay of Fundy, but keeping all the morning so close to

the New Brunswick shore that we could see there was nothing on it;

that is, nothing that would make one wish to land. And yet the best

part of going to sea is keeping close to the shore, however tame it

may be, if the weather is pleasant. A pretty bay now and then, a

rocky cove with scant foliage, a lighthouse, a rude cabin, a level

land, monotonous and without noble forests,--this was New Brunswick

as we coasted along it under the most favorable circumstances. But

we were advancing into the Bay of Fundy; and my comrade, who had been

brought up on its high tides in the district school, was on the

lookout for this phenomenon. The very name of Fundy is stimulating

to the imagination, amid the geographical wastes of youth, and the

young fancy reaches out to its tides with an enthusiasm that is given

only to Fingal's Cave and other pictorial wonders of the text-book.

I am sure the district schools would become what they are not now, if

the geographers would make the other parts of the globe as attractive

as the sonorous Bay of Fundy. The recitation about that is always an

easy one; there is a lusty pleasure in the mere shouting out of the

name, as if the speaking it were an innocent sort of swearing. From

the Bay of Fundy the rivers run uphill half the time, and the tides

are from forty to ninety feet high. For myself, I confess that, in

my imagination, I used to see the tides of this bay go stalking into

the land like gigantic waterspouts; or, when I was better instructed,

I could see them advancing on the coast like a solid wall of masonry

eighty feet high. "Where," we said, as we came easily, and neither

uphill nor downhill, into the pleasant harbor of St. John,---where

are the tides of our youth?"

They were probably out, for when we came to the land we walked out

upon the foot of a sloping platform that ran into the water by the

side of the piles of the dock, which stood up naked and blackened

high in the air. It is not the purpose of this paper to describe St.

John, nor to dwell upon its picturesque situation. As one approaches

it from the harbor it gives a promise which its rather shabby

streets, decaying houses, and steep plank sidewalks do not keep. A

city set on a hill, with flags flying from a roof here and there, and

a few shining spires and walls glistening in the sun, always looks

well at a distance. St. John is extravagant in the matter of

flagstaffs; almost every well-to-do citizen seems to have one on his

premises, as a sort of vent for his loyalty, I presume. It is a good

fashion, at any rate, and its more general adoption by us would add

to the gayety of our cities when we celebrate the birthday of the

President. St. John is built on a steep sidehill, from which it

would be in danger of sliding off, if its houses were not mortised

into the solid rock. This makes the house-foundations secure, but

the labor of blasting out streets is considerable. We note these

things complacently as we toil in the sun up the hill to the Victoria

Hotel, which stands well up on the backbone of the ridge, and from

the upper windows of which we have a fine view of the harbor, and of

the hill opposite, above Carleton, where there is the brokenly

truncated ruin of a round stone tower. This tower was one of the

first things that caught our eyes as we entered the harbor. It gave

an antique picturesqueness to the landscape which it entirely wanted

without this. Round stone towers are not so common in this world

that we can afford to be indifferent to them. This is called a

Martello tower, but I could not learn who built it. I could not

understand the indifference, almost amounting to contempt, of the

citizens of St. John in regard to this their only piece of curious

antiquity. "It is nothing but the ruins of an old fort," they said;

"you can see it as well from here as by going there." It was, how-

ever, the one thing at St. John I was determined to see. But we

never got any nearer to it than the ferry-landing. Want of time and

the vis inertia of the place were against us. And now, as I think of

that tower and its perhaps mysterious origin, I have a longing for it

that the possession of nothing else in the Provinces could satisfy.

But it must not be forgotten that we were on our way to Baddeck; that

the whole purpose of the journey was to reach Baddeck; that St. John

was only an incident in the trip; that any information about St.

John, which is here thrown in or mercifully withheld, is entirely

gratuitous, and is not taken into account in the price the reader

pays for this volume. But if any one wants to know what sort of a

place St. John is, we can tell him: it is the sort of a place that if

you get into it after eight o'clock on Wednesday morning, you cannot

get out of it in any direction until Thursday morning at eight

o'clock, unless you want to smuggle goods on the night train to

Bangor. It was eleven o'clock Wednesday forenoon when we arrived at

St. John. The Intercolonial railway train had gone to Shediac; it

had gone also on its roundabout Moncton, Missaquat River, Truro,

Stewiack, and Shubenacadie way to Halifax; the boat had gone to Digby

Gut and Annapolis to catch the train that way for Halifax; the boat

had gone up the river to Frederick, the capital. We could go to none

of these places till the next day. We had no desire to go to

Frederick, but we made the fact that we were cut off from it an

addition to our injury. The people of St. John have this

peculiarity: they never start to go anywhere except early in the

morning.

The reader to whom time is nothing does not yet appreciate the

annoyance of our situation. Our time was strictly limited. The

active world is so constituted that it could not spare us more than

two weeks. We must reach Baddeck Saturday night or never. To go

home without seeing Baddeck was simply intolerable. Had we not told

everybody that we were going to Baddeck? Now, if we had gone to

Shediac in the train that left St. John that morning, we should have

taken the steamboat that would have carried us to Port Hawkesbury,

whence a stage connected with a steamboat on the Bras d'Or, which

(with all this profusion of relative pronouns) would land us at

Baddeck on Friday. How many times had we been over this route on the

map and the prospectus of travel! And now, what a delusion it

seemed! There would not another boat leave Shediac on this route

till the following Tuesday,--quite too late for our purpose. The

reader sees where we were, and will be prepared, if he has a map (and

any feelings), to appreciate the masterly strategy that followed.

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