IV

The fireplace wants to be all aglow, the wind rising, the night heavy

and black above, but light with sifting snow on the earth, a

background of inclemency for the illumined room with its pictured

walls, tables heaped with books, capacious easy-chairs and their

occupants,--it needs, I say, to glow and throw its rays far through

the crystal of the broad windows, in order that we may rightly

appreciate the relation of the wide-jambed chimney to domestic

architecture in our climate. We fell to talking about it; and, as is

usual when the conversation is professedly on one subject, we

wandered all around it. The young lady staying with us was roasting

chestnuts in the ashes, and the frequent explosions required

considerable attention. The mistress, too, sat somewhat alert, ready

to rise at any instant and minister to the fancied want of this or

that guest, forgetting the reposeful truth that people about a

fireside will not have any wants if they are not suggested. The

worst of them, if they desire anything, only want something hot, and

that later in the evening. And it is an open question whether you

ought to associate with people who want that.

I was saying that nothing had been so slow in its progress in the

world as domestic architecture. Temples, palaces, bridges,

aqueducts, cathedrals, towers of marvelous delicacy and strength,

grew to perfection while the common people lived in hovels, and the

richest lodged in the most gloomy and contracted quarters. The

dwelling-house is a modern institution. It is a curious fact that it

has only improved with the social elevation of women. Men were never

more brilliant in arms and letters than in the age of Elizabeth, and

yet they had no homes. They made themselves thick-walled castles,

with slits in the masonry for windows, for defense, and magnificent

banquet-halls for pleasure; the stone rooms into which they crawled

for the night were often little better than dog-kennels. The

Pompeians had no comfortable night-quarters. The most singular thing

to me, however, is that, especially interested as woman is in the

house, she has never done anything for architecture. And yet woman

is reputed to be an ingenious creature.

HERBERT. I doubt if woman has real ingenuity; she has great

adaptability. I don't say that she will do the same thing twice

alike, like a Chinaman, but she is most cunning in suiting herself to

circumstances.

THE FIRE-TENDER. Oh, if you speak of constructive, creative

ingenuity, perhaps not; but in the higher ranges of achievement--that

of accomplishing any purpose dear to her heart, for instance--her

ingenuity is simply incomprehensible to me.

HERBERT. Yes, if you mean doing things by indirection.

THE MISTRESS. When you men assume all the direction, what else is

left to us?

THE FIRE-TENDER. Did you ever see a woman refurnish a house?

THE YOUNG LADY STAYING WITH US. I never saw a man do it, unless he

was burned out of his rookery.

HERBERT. There is no comfort in new things.

THE FIRE-TENDER (not noticing the interruption). Having set her mind

on a total revolution of the house, she buys one new thing, not too

obtrusive, nor much out of harmony with the old. The husband

scarcely notices it, least of all does he suspect the revolution,

which she already has accomplished. Next, some article that does

look a little shabby beside the new piece of furniture is sent to the

garret, and its place is supplied by something that will match in

color and effect. Even the man can see that it ought to match, and

so the process goes on, it may be for years, it may be forever, until

nothing of the old is left, and the house is transformed as it was

predetermined in the woman's mind. I doubt if the man ever

understands how or when it was done; his wife certainly never says

anything about the refurnishing, but quietly goes on to new

conquests.

THE MISTRESS. And is n't it better to buy little by little, enjoying

every new object as you get it, and assimilating each article to your

household life, and making the home a harmonious expression of your

own taste, rather than to order things in sets, and turn your house,

for the time being, into a furniture ware-room?

THE FIRE-TENDER. Oh, I only spoke of the ingenuity of it.

THE YOUNG LADY. For my part, I never can get acquainted with more

than one piece of furniture at a time.

HERBERT. I suppose women are our superiors in artistic taste, and I

fancy that I can tell whether a house is furnished by a woman or a

man; of course, I mean the few houses that appear to be the result of

individual taste and refinement,--most of them look as if they had

been furnished on contract by the upholsterer.

THE MISTRESS. Woman's province in this world is putting things to

rights.

HERBERT. With a vengeance, sometimes. In the study, for example.

My chief objection to woman is that she has no respect for the

newspaper, or the printed page, as such. She is Siva, the destroyer.

I have noticed that a great part of a married man's time at home is

spent in trying to find the things he has put on his study-table.

THE YOUNG LADY. Herbert speaks with the bitterness of a bachelor

shut out of paradise. It is my experience that if women did not

destroy the rubbish that men bring into the house, it would become

uninhabitable, and need to be burned down every five years.

THE FIRE-TENDER. I confess women do a great deal for the appearance

of things. When the mistress is absent, this room, although

everything is here as it was before, does not look at all like the

same place; it is stiff, and seems to lack a soul. When she returns,

I can see that her eye, even while greeting me, takes in the

situation at a glance. While she is talking of the journey, and

before she has removed her traveling-hat, she turns this chair and

moves that, sets one piece of furniture at a different angle,

rapidly, and apparently unconsciously, shifts a dozen little

knick-knacks and bits of color, and the room is transformed. I

couldn't do it in a week.

THE MISTRESS. That is the first time I ever knew a man admit he

couldn't do anything if he had time.

HERBERT. Yet with all their peculiar instinct for making a home,

women make themselves very little felt in our domestic architecture.

THE MISTRESS. Men build most of the houses in what might be called

the ready-made-clothing style, and we have to do the best we can with

them; and hard enough it is to make cheerful homes in most of them.

You will see something different when the woman is constantly

consulted in the plan of the house.

HERBERT. We might see more difference if women would give any

attention to architecture. Why are there no women architects?

THE FIRE-TENDER. Want of the ballot, doubtless. It seems to me that

here is a splendid opportunity for woman to come to the front.

THE YOUNG LADY. They have no desire to come to the front; they would

rather manage things where they are.

THE FIRE-TENDER. If they would master the noble art, and put their

brooding taste upon it, we might very likely compass something in our

domestic architecture that we have not yet attained. The outside of

our houses needs attention as well as the inside. Most of them are

as ugly as money can build.

THE YOUNG LADY. What vexes me most is, that women, married women,

have so easily consented to give up open fires in their houses.

HERBERT. They dislike the dust and the bother. I think that women

rather like the confined furnace heat.

THE FIRE-TENDER. Nonsense; it is their angelic virtue of submission.

We wouldn't be hired to stay all-day in the houses we build.

THE YOUNG LADY. That has a very chivalrous sound, but I know there

will be no reformation until women rebel and demand everywhere the

open fire.

HERBERT. They are just now rebelling about something else; it seems

to me yours is a sort of counter-movement, a fire in the rear.

THE MISTRESS. I'll join that movement. The time has come when woman

must strike for her altars and her fires.

HERBERT. Hear, hear!

THE MISTRESS. Thank you, Herbert. I applauded you once, when you

declaimed that years ago in the old Academy. I remember how

eloquently you did it.

HERBERT. Yes, I was once a spouting idiot.

Just then the door-bell rang, and company came in. And the company

brought in a new atmosphere, as company always does, something of the

disturbance of out-doors, and a good deal of its healthy cheer. The

direct news that the thermometer was approaching zero, with a hopeful

prospect of going below it, increased to liveliness our satisfaction

in the fire. When the cider was heated in the brown stone pitcher,

there was difference of opinion whether there should be toast in it;

some were for toast, because that was the old-fashioned way, and

others were against it, "because it does not taste good" in cider.

Herbert said there, was very little respect left for our forefathers.

More wood was put on, and the flame danced in a hundred fantastic

shapes. The snow had ceased to fall, and the moonlight lay in

silvery patches among the trees in the ravine. The conversation

became worldly.

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