PRELIMINARY

The love of dirt is among the earliest of passions, as it is the

latest. Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So

long as we are dirty, we are pure. Fondness for the ground comes

back to a man after he has run the round of pleasure and business,

eaten dirt, and sown wild-oats, drifted about the world, and taken

the wind of all its moods. The love of digging in the ground (or of

looking on while he pays another to dig) is as sure to come back to

him as he is sure, at last, to go under the ground, and stay there.

To own a bit of ground, to scratch it with a hoe, to plant seeds and

watch, their renewal of life, this is the commonest delight of the

race, the most satisfactory thing a man can do. When Cicero writes

of the pleasures of old age, that of agriculture is chief among them:

"Venio nunc ad voluptates agricolarum, quibus ego incredibiliter

delector: quae nec ulla impediuntur senectute, et mihi ad sapientis

vitam proxime videntur accedere." (I am driven to Latin because New

York editors have exhausted the English language in the praising of

spring, and especially of the month of May.)

Let us celebrate the soil. Most men toil that they may own a piece

of it; they measure their success in life by their ability to buy it.

It is alike the passion of the parvenu and the pride of the

aristocrat. Broad acres are a patent of nobility; and no man but

feels more, of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he

can call his own. However small it is on the surface, it is four

thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property. And there

is a great pleasure in working in the soil, apart from the ownership

of it. The man who has planted a garden feels that he has done

something for the good of the World. He belongs to the producers.

It is a pleasure to eat of the fruit of one's toil, if it be nothing

more than a head of lettuce or an ear of corn. One cultivates a lawn

even with great satisfaction; for there is nothing more beautiful

than grass and turf in our latitude. The tropics may have their

delights, but they have not turf: and the world without turf is a

dreary desert. The original Garden of Eden could not have had such

turf as one sees in England. The Teutonic races all love turf: they

emigrate in the line of its growth.

To dig in the mellow soil-to dig moderately, for all pleasure should

be taken sparingly--is a great thing. One gets strength out of the

ground as often as one really touches it with a hoe. Antaeus (this

is a classical article) was no doubt an agriculturist; and such a

prize-fighter as Hercules could n't do anything with him till he got

him to lay down his spade, and quit the soil. It is not simply beets

and potatoes and corn and string-beans that one raises in his well-

hoed garden: it is the average of human life. There is life in the

ground; it goes into the seeds; and it also, when it is stirred up,

goes into the man who stirs it. The hot sun on his back as he bends

to his shovel and hoe, or contemplatively rakes the warm and fragrant

loam, is better than much medicine. The buds are coming out on the

bushes round about; the blossoms of the fruit trees begin to show;

the blood is running up the grapevines in streams; you can smell the

Wild flowers on the near bank; and the birds are flying and glancing

and singing everywhere. To the open kitchen door comes the busy

housewife to shake a white something, and stands a moment to look,

quite transfixed by the delightful sights and sounds. Hoeing in the

garden on a bright, soft May day, when you are not obliged to, is

nearly equal to the delight of going trouting.

Blessed be agriculture! if one does not have too much of it. All

literature is fragrant with it, in a gentlemanly way. At the foot of

the charming olive-covered hills of Tivoli, Horace (not he of

Chappaqua) had a sunny farm: it was in sight of Hadrian's villa, who

did landscape gardening on an extensive scale, and probably did not

get half as much comfort out of it as Horace did from his more simply

tilled acres. We trust that Horace did a little hoeing and farming

himself, and that his verse is not all fraudulent sentiment. In

order to enjoy agriculture, you do not want too much of it, and you

want to be poor enough to have a little inducement to work moderately

yourself. Hoe while it is spring, and enjoy the best anticipations.

It is not much matter if things do not turn out well.

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