THE GOVERNOR'S MACHINE

I

THERE was something on the Governor's mind, and when this condition

obtained, interesting events had usually followed in the far Southwest.

This highly mystic mental status had preceded the efforts of a Federal

Court to compel him to act under a mandamus, and the result was history.

It had preceded a memorable conflict between the legislature at large

and His Excellency, the Governor, also at large, and immediately

thereafter a certain statute had sprung into existence prohibiting the

massing of State troops within one hundred miles of the Capitol during

the sitting of the Solons of the Commonwealth; but it was a law after

the fact. It had preceded also the mercurial efforts of the so-called

patriotic orders to impeach the Executive for malfeasance, misfeasance,

and nonfeasance,--an effort that had brought to its instigators only a

lurid and inglorious rout.

The Governor was standing at the eastern window of his private office

looking out at the monotonous brown tablelands stretching away to the

foothills of the blue mountains that marked the outer limits of his

jurisdiction. He was a young man, this Governor, with the firm, straight

figure of a soldier and the gracious bearing of important ancestry. His

eyes were brown, and his hair and Van Dyke beard were brown also--all

indicative, say the sages, of precisely what the Governor was not.

He was perfectly groomed. Every morning when he walked down to the

State-house he was the marvel and the fastidious spotless idol of the

far Southwest.

One would have imagined that this handsome fellow had just stepped

out from a smart New York club, could he have forgotten that such

an institution was almost a continent to eastward. The Governor had

maintained that it was quite possible to live as a gentleman should

wherever Providence had provided Chinamen and water, and that the matter

was not entirely hopeless if the Chinamen were not to be had, so the

water remained.

It was true indeed that the Executive had maintained his customs with

no little pain against the divers protests of gods and men, ofttimes

wrought in silence, but not infrequently urged fiercely in the open.

But the Governor was not one with whom meddling folk could trifle and

preserve the peace. This fact certain bad men had learned to their hurt

west of the Gila, and divers evil-disposed persons regretted and were

buried, and regretted and remembered south of the Pecos. So that in time

this matter came to be regarded as a peculiarity, and passed into

common respect as is the way with the peculiarities of those expeditious

spirits who shoot first and explain afterwards.

The Governor was aroused from his reverie by his private secretary who

came in at this moment from the outer office.

“Governor,” said the young man, “there is a strike at the Big Injin.”

“Well,” replied the Executive, “telegraph the sheriff.”

“But,” said the Secretary, “the sheriff has just telegraphed us.”

“Then,” continued the Executive, “send a courier to Colonel Shiraf.”

“But Colonel Shiraf is out on the Ten Mile.”

“In that case,” said the Governor, “you must go up to the mines, and

if the dignity of the Commonwealth needs to be maintained, you will

maintain it, Dave. You should find some troops at the post, some herders

at the cattle ranch, and a very large proportion of the State Guards, by

this time quite drunk, at a horse fair in Garfield County. If they are

required, notify me.”

As the secretary turned to leave the room, the Governor called him

back. “Dave, my boy,” he said, “peace in this Commonwealth is a sacred

thing--a superlatively sacred thing, so sacred that we are going to

have it if thereby the word 'census' becomes a meaningless term; and

remember, my boy, that the State is very expeditious.”

The secretary went out and closed the door behind him, while His

Excellency, Alfred Capland Randal, forgetting the report, turned back

to the window. The air from the great brown plain came up dry and hot;

above the blue mountains the sun looked like a splotch of bloody red,

and over it all brooded the monotonous--the almost hopeless silence of

the far Southwest.

The something on the Governor's mind was a something of grave import,

for which he could evidently find no solution, and presently he began

to pace the length of his private office with long strides, and with his

hands thrust deep into his pockets.

Suddenly the door opened and a Chinaman entered with a telegram. The

Governor looked up sharply, and taking the envelope tore it open with

evident unconcern. When his eyes ran over the message he drew in a deep

breath, and, seating himself at a table, spread out the paper before

him. This was the advent of the unexpected, for which Mr. Randal was not

quite prepared, and this his manner exhibited to such a degree that

the stolid Celestial wondered vaguely what was up with the big foreign

devil.

“Our train stops at El Paso,” ran the telegram, “you will come up, won't

you?--M. L.”

The Governor stroked his Van Dyke beard, and the fine lines came out on

his face. “Of all times,” he muttered. Then he turned to the Chinaman.

“Have my overcoat at the depot at six. I am going to El Paso, and shall

not return until late.”

The Chinaman vanished, and the Executive crushed the telegram in his

hands, thrust it into his pocket, and resumed his march up and down the

private office.

This Governor was the crowning achievement of a machine. He was the

elder son of an ancient family in Massachusetts, and had been reared and

educated in an atmosphere of culture. It had been the intention of his

family to have him succeed his father with the practice of the law,

but the plans of men are subject to innumerable perils, and it soon

developed that young Mr. Randal was not at all adapted to the duties of

a barrister. Indeed it was very early apparent that nature had intended

this man for the precarious vagaries of a public life. He was magnetic,

generous, with a splendid presence, and the careless, speculative spirit

of a gambler. In truth, Alfred Capland Randal was a politician _per

se_. While in college he had been a restless element, injecting the

principles of practical policy into everything he touched, from the

Greek-letter fraternities to the examinations in Tacitus, and all with

such reckless, jovial abandon that divers sage members of the faculty

speculated with much wonder as to which particular penal institution

would be his ultimate domicile.

At times the elder Randal had been summoned to attend these grave

sittings of the faculty, and straightway thereafter the rigid New

England lawyer had lectured his son at great length and with bitter

invective, to which the young man attended in a fashion that was

amiable, and immediately disregarded in a fashion that was equally

amiable. Thus in the Puritanic bosom of the father the conclusion grew

and fattened and matured that the eldest scion of his house was an

entirely worthless scapegrace, while the son was quite as certain that

his father was a very sincere, but an entirely misguided old gentleman.

The result of these divergent opinions was that on a certain June

evening young Randal sat down upon a bench in the park of his father's

country place with the express purpose of planning his career. Out of

the confidence of youth he determined upon two ultimate results. One

was, of course, wealth, and the other was an elaborate and entirely

proper wedding ceremony with a certain Miss Marion Lanmar. This young

lady, Randal had met at a football game at Harvard, and afterward in New

York, where she resided with her aunt, Mrs. Hester Beaufort.

The gigantic confidence of youth is certainly a matter of sublime wonder

to the gods. One at all familiar with the ways of things would have at

once pronounced both results quite impossible to the improvident young

man. But from the standpoint of exuberant youth there seemed to be no

important obstacles except the possible delay, and this was not very

material, as the world was young and these were things to be had in the

farther future.

For the present, Randal determined to organize a political machine and

transport it into one of the remote Western States. The East offered

no theatre for his talents; it was closely organized; its political

machinery was too strong for him to hope to oppose it. He would be

crushed out in the first skirmish.

Nor could he hope for early recognition by allying himself to any one

of the established organizations. These were crowded with deserving men,

and besides, he had no intention of serving as a political apprentice.

He had ability, he believed, as a political strategist, and he proposed

to operate free and untrammelled in a big, breezy arena.

Having determined upon a course, young Randal at once proceeded to put

it into operation. He held a council of war at the Plaza on Fifth Avenue

with two of his college associates, a stranded gambler, called for

convenience “Billy the Plunger,” and an old Virginia gentleman named

Major Culverson. The council sat in secret session for three days,

and the result was that the machine moved out into the Commonwealth of

Idaho, and began to operate. But the manners and customs of the West

were varied and mystic, and with the following summer the machine, badly

shaken, moved over into Nevada. Here, at Tulasco, on the Central Pacific

Railroad, the first college man deserted and, helped by his father,

returned with great penitence to the civilized East.

The machine passed on across the Humbolt River and proceeded to attempt

to shape the political destinies of Nevada. But disaster was following

in its wake, and, after an active and turbulent but quite unprofitable

career of a few months, it moved southward, battered and beaten, but

unconquered.

On the night of the third of October, the machine tramped into

Hackberry, on the Southern Pacific, and while men slept, the second

college man, concealing himself in a freight car, set out for the

Atlantic coast, cursing with lurid language all that part of the

continent lying west of the Mississippi.

On the following morning the machine held its second great council, but

this time it sat in desperate conclave above the Cow-Punchers' Saloon

in the town of Hackberry, facing a condition and not a theory. But

three members remained--Randal, the dauntiess Culver-son, and Billy the

Plunger.

The gambler was for organizing a faro bank, and working the towns down

the Gila, but as the bank had no funds, and the death rate usually

attendant upon such ventures in this primitive country was enormous,

his plan was held impracticable, and at four o'clock in the afternoon he

ceased to urge the wisdom of his scheme, and after having announced with

great solemnity that he was game to any limit the gang wanted, he lapsed

into the capacity of a spectator.

The Major advised moving south into Mexico, but as he seemed to have

no definite idea of what should be done when Mexico was reached, and it

finally appearing that moving south was simply a fad with Culverson, the

plan was likewise abandoned.

Young Randal, fired by his unabated purpose, urged the wisdom of trying

a round with the political fortunes of Arizona, but it was demonstrated

that he was considering a major venture, having for its object huge

honor, while at present there was crying need for some minor venture

that would probably result in the necessaries of life and a few hundred

dollars. Accordingly, at three o'clock in the morning, the machine

decided to assume, for a time, the vocation of the cattle herder, and

accept employment with a certain stock king of New Mexico.

It was understood, however, that this digression should be temporary,

and should be abandoned just as soon as the machine should feel able to

resume its original purpose. It was at this point in the deliberations

of the conclave that Major Culverson made his famous statement, to wit,

that the gates of hell could not ultimately prevail against a political

machine composed of a Massachusetts Yankee, a dead game sport, and an

old Virginia gentleman.

From this time forth the career of Randal's machine was a concatenation

of fortunes and misfortunes, principally the latter, quite incredible.

But the three men clung together, and a single enthusiastic purpose is

a marvellous motor power, so that when Fate finally lent a helping

hand, the machine became a something of importance in the affairs of a

Southwestern Commonwealth. Once on the upward way, the ability of Randal

and the daring energies of his associates carried it forward with great

strides, so great that on the evening of the day with which this history

has to do, the Massachusetts Yankee was the Governor of a State, the

Major was Auditor, and Billy the Plunger, now known by his signature as

Ambercrombie Hergan, was Secretary of State.

The sun had gone downward from sight behind the far mountains, now

changed from blue to a murky gray. The Governor, recalled to a sense

of the hour, closed his mahogany desk, locked the door of his private

office, and walked leisurely out through the State-house. As he passed

down the steps of the Capitol he met the Auditor coming up.

“How are you, Al?” said the Auditor.

“Charmed,” replied the Governor.

“Ah,” said the Major, with great ceremony, “you may be charmed, sir,

but to me, sir, yuur face wears the haunted look of one who holds three

nines against what he strongly suspects to be a pat hand.”

“Sage,” said the Governor, bowing, “I tremble for my hidden thoughts.”

“You're a fool,” said the Major, stepping up beside the Executive. “I

want to know where you are going.”

“I!” said the Governor, “I am going to the southeast. Do you see

that little railroad? I am even now about to commit myself to its

irresponsible mercies.”

“You must not go, Al,” continued the Auditor. “Attend, I will nominate

the reasons. First, there is a julep party at my palatial residence.”

“Insufficient,” said the Governor.

“Second, there is a strike at the Big Injin.”

“Insufficient,” said the Governor.

“And third,” continued the Auditor, lowering his voice, “Honorable

Ambercrombie Hergan is at this very hour in the second room of Crawley's

Emporium, playing the taxes of Bolas County, and losing them, sir,

losing them.”

The Governor's face grew hard, and his remarks for a moment were quite

unprintable. Then he turned to the Auditor.

“Ned,” he continued, “you must get him out, and take him up to my

residence. I will be here by ten o'clock. I am compelled to go to El

Paso. I can't get out of it. I am compelled to go.”

“Compelled?” ejaculated the Major, “who, in the name of all the living

gods, is compelling you? He must be greater than the railroads, greater

than the legislature, greater than the Federal Court. Compelling the

Honorable Alfred Capland Randal? Shade of the blooming Witch of Endor!”

“Ned,” said the Governor slowly, “I will explain it all just as soon

as I can. In the meantime you must help me. You must get him out. Won't

you, Ned?”

The Governor put his hand on the Auditor's shoulder, just as he had done

a thousand times before when he needed the help of this unusual man.

And, just as he had done a thousand times before, the Major declared

that the Executive was a “damned rascal” and a “no account youngster,”

and that he would not do it, when all the time he knew deep down in his

heart that he loved this straight young fellow better than any other

thing in the world, and that presently he was going to do exactly what

he said he would not do.

The Governor knew this also, for he ran down the steps without stopping

to interrupt the amiable flow of the Auditor's depreciatory remarks.

At the depot he found the Chinaman, Bumgarner, waiting with his coat.

That such a primitive Celestial should be saddled with such a name arose

entirely from the pious instincts of the Major. It happened that the

Virginian was standing in a crowd at the corner near Crawley's Emporium

when the Chinaman first appeared, having tramped from the coast. The

Major, who was slightly in his cups, called the Chinaman over to the

corner, and inquired by what appellation he was known, to which the

foreigner responded that he was called Fu Lun. “Fu Lun!” shouted the

Major, fiercely, “a name smacking of the devil, and not to be tolerated

in a Christian State.” And then turning to the crowd, “Gentlemen,” he

continued, “behold! I do a goodly missionary work. I rebuke the evil

spirit dwelling in the bosom of this heathen. I give it a Christian

name. I name it Bumgarner.”

Thus the first evidence of civilization fastened upon the Celestial,

and, as the Major's mandate was not to be disregarded, as “Bumgarner”

the Chinaman had gone.

The journey to El Paso was not an idle one for the Governor. In a very

short time he should be in the presence of Miss Marion Lanmar and

her aunt Mrs. Beaufort, and, of all times since their first eventful

meeting, this was the very time he was not prepared for an interview.

Prior to the notable exodus of the machine to Idaho, Randal had called

upon Miss Lanmar, who was at that time a very young woman in college.

The two were quite important, quite enthusiastic, and pitiably ignorant

of the world's ways.

This last meeting to them seemed big with fate, and was dramatic to the

limit of a playactor's rehearsal. Youth lent to it all the glamour of

romance. To Miss Lanmar young Randal was her chivalrous knight-errant,

on the eve of his departure into a wild and unknown land full of

mysterious peril, in quest of wealth and fair fame, all for her. To

Randal she was the Lily Maid of Astolat, whom it was fate that he should

worship with noble deeds until he won. It was all in strict accord with

romantic custom in such cases made and provided, and terminated quite in

keeping with the ideal conventions.

When the door had closed upon the handsome young fellow whom Miss Marion

Lanmar had promised to love for ever more, that young lady remained

standing motionless by the mantel shelf, her face very white, and her

heart very desperate and very true. To the dainty Miss Lanmar it was all

very real, and by no means the pretty little comedy which the world out

of its practical wisdom would have known it to be.

To Mr. Alfred Randal, as he passed down the steps of Mrs. Beaufort's

residence on the avenue, the world was now a vast arena, into which he

was going, armed and knighted with his lady's colors on his helm. His

heart beat high in his bosom. He would be a factor in great affairs;

the hour would come when he would return, famous, wealthy past belief,

announced by the heralds. He could not know that he was but another

character in that sweet old fairy story which men and women have striven

to act over and over again before they learn with dumb horror how

pitiless and how practical are the ways of Providence.

Yet the wise man who accompanies the youth to the gateway of the arena

will not say: “To-morrow Circumstance will beat you from your horse

and tramp you under, and instead of returning victor, you will return a

cripple.” Although the wise man knows full well that of all results this

latter is most probable, yet he will not say it, because the enthusiasm

of youth is a marvellous power, difficult to estimate, and what it may

accomplish no man can tell.

The Governor had not seen this young woman after that night, but he had

clung to his intention with the determination of a man who has a single

object in life. An intermittent correspondence had been maintained, but

after years this intention to wed Miss Lanmar had become rather an ideal

something, and in this there was peril. But a few weeks before, he had

intimated vaguely, that he was now a person of some local importance,

and with no inconsiderable prospects of wealth, and to this Miss Lanmar

had intimated quite as vaguely that she was waiting. But in it all

there, seemed to be a powerful, albeit somewhat indistinct doubt. Years

had passed, and years had a way of working frightful changes in people.

The Miss Lanmar of to-day could not be the school-girl whom he had

known.

The Executive leaned back in a seat of the stuffy little coach and

speculated with grave concern At any rate, this alliance was now

quite impossible. Complications had been thrust in; a duty, or what

he conceived to be a duty, had sprung up, and this duty it was not his

intention to evade.

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