ASMODEUS IN THE QUARTERS

Mammy did not tell this story very often; it was held in reserve as

an especial reward. Whether it was of African origin, and by one of

those strange coincidences bore a resemblance to the classic, or was a

garbled negro version of it, is lost in conjecture; but certain it is,

that almost within ear-shot of a doting but unknowing mother, many a

childish ambition has been fired “ter rise wid Satan.”

And this is the way Mammy told it to the little night-gowned cherubs

whom she wanted to get to sleep:

“Shadrach were de very ol’es’ nigger on de place; he ’lowed he were er

hundud an’ fifty, an’ I reckon he were, ’case he back were doubled up

twel he wa’n’t no tallerer ’n Charlie dar; he face were es black an’ es

wrinkledy es er warnut, he hair were es white es cotton, an’ de long

white beard kim ’mos’ ter he knees, dat tu’n in kinder bow-legged when

he walk.

“He so ole he hain’t fitten ter work none, but he hab er little

couterin’ roun’ ter do ever’day, lack feedin’ de tuckies, shuckin’

corn, er makin’ nets, er sumpen, ’case he ’Ole Miss’ ’low dat Satan sho

gwine fin’ some debilment fur idle han’s ter do, an’ she plum right.

“Shadrach hab plenty er clo’es, plenty ter eat, plenty er ’baccy ter

chaw an’ ter smoke, an’ er good warm cabin; but he ain’ happy yit,

’case hit ’pear lack de debil gib us sumpen ter hone fur, no matter

what we got. Shadrach des wanter know ever’thing dat happin; but he des

es deef es er pos’, an’ dey hain’t nobody wanter tell him no secrets,

’case if yo’ gotter holler hit all ober de place, hit no secret ertall;

so he go erbout putty nigh all de time wid one han’ up ter he year. I

reckon hit were mighty painful ter ’im, but ever’body oughter min’ dey

own business, specuil if dey cain’t hear good.

“But hit go mighty hard wid Shadrach, ’case he git deefer an’ deefer,

an’ cuissomer an’ cuissomer; an’ when he do hear ’em he git ’em so

cross-eyed ’mos’ all de time, ’case he hear so bad, dat he git inter

er heap er trouble, fur dey ’low dat Shadrach were er power ter talk.

[Illustration: “UNDER THE TREES IN THE WOOD-LOT”]

“Hit er mighty bad thing fur ter git inter de fix dat Shadrach done in,

’case hit lack gittin’ bofe foots inter tar—while you’s er-pullin’ one

foot out, de odder gwine sho sink furder in; dey hain’t nuffin but er

good strong pull on de outside dat gwine git yo’ shet uv hit.

“Now yo’ knows, honey, dat dar’s some times er de year dat de debil

plum loose—done free ter go anywhar er ter do anything, an’ he all de

time er-layin’ fur des sech er sof’, mizerbul creetur es Shadrach were.

“Shadrach meet him ’way off unner de trees in de woods-lot, an’ were

powerful glad ter see him when he kim; an’ he git outen he skin, an’

len’ he body ter de debil ter go erbout in, two er free times, ’case

er lot er de niggers seed Shadrach in some mighty quare places fur er

Christiun an’ er shouter. But dat wa’n’t pleasurin’ Shadrach ’bout

hearin’ things, fur de debil cain’t gib er man er pa’r er new years,

an’ he cain’t eben hope him, lessen he gib up he soul. Hit pester

Shadrach mightily, ’case he know he cain’t sarve two marsters, an’ he

mighty feared er de fire down dar; but bimeby, ’fore de debil go back,

he git so cuis ’bout hearin’ an’ knowin’ things dat he done furgit all

he larnin’ an’ he ’ligion, an’ he bargains wid de debil fur he soul.

Better folks an’ whiter folks ’n Shadrach done gone an’ done hit, an’

er-doin’ uv hit yit, ’case de debil he kim ter folks in de ways dey

wants him in dey min’s, but hit hain’t gwine ter pay in de long run;

hit gwine ter peter out mighty painful.

“Well, ole Shadrach he done sell he soul ter de debil fur good, an’

he mighty lively an’ peart erbout hit, an’ dance all unbeknownst—ole

mizerbul Shadrach dance, an’ he er-lookin’ lack he do!—but hit de

debil’s dance, an’ dar hain’t nobody know nuffin ’bout hit but er

hoodoo. Er good hoodoo all de time on de lookout fur de debil, an’ hit

’pear lack de hoodoo hear de debil gib he promus ter Shadrach, if he

sell him he soul, dat he take him wid him ever’ night, when he fly ober

de roofs an’ look down de chimblies, an’ he gwine see ever’thing an’

hear ever’thing—an’ ole Shadrach des couldn’t keep still fur de joy er

thinkin’ ’bout hit.

[Illustration: “HE DES FOLLER UV ’EM EVER’ NIGHT”]

“Sho ’nough, de debil were es good es he word, an’ de hoodoo fin’ de

body er Shadrach in he bed, layin’ lack he sleepin’; but he were des

es cole es def, fur dar wa’n’t no bref in de body, ’case de debil

done taken de sperit out, an’ de hoodoo, while he lookin’, hear two

screech-owls holler an’ laugh, den flop an’ fly erway. Dey taken de

owls’ skins, ’case owls got de bigges’ eyes an’ de bigges’ years er

anything dat b’long ter de debil, an’ kin see in de dark. De jackass

got de longes’ years uv all uv ’em, but de debil hain’t got no holt on

him sence de Lord let him talk ter de man dat try ter make him tromp on

er angil, an’ I reckon dat why de Lord rid on one uv ’em inter de New

Jerusalem.

“Well, de hoodoo he see how things were er-gwine when he hear dem owls,

an’ he hain’t got no call but ter foller uv ’em, ’case if he let de

debil go one single blessed time, he lose dat much uv he power fur

good, so he riz an’ foller.

“At fust, de debil des take Shadrach ober niggerdom in de quarters, an’

oh! how dat littles’ squinchup owl holler an’ laugh when he hear Pomp

an’ Dinah des er-quoilin’ an’ er-quoilin’ in de cabin, an’ dey bofe

so mighty sanctified an’ shout so loud on er Sunday; an’ when he see

Lush—dat he Ole Marse trus’ lack he white—des er-stealin’ sugar fum de

pantry, an’ ole Cindy, ernudder sanctified sister, kerhootin’ roun’ in

de smoke-house widout er light, er-huntin’ fur er ham, he laugh so

loud dat de odder owl hatter shake ’im.

“Hit were er lot er fun ter ole Shadrach, an’ he git so full er dem

things dat he ’mos’ fittin ter bus’ wid hit, ’case he cain’t tell

nobody what he see an’ hear, fur he feared er de debil. He hear all de

secrets er de creepin’ things, an’ larn whar de snakes an’ things hides

in de daytime, an’ es dey riz in de air, de secrets er de things dat

flies in de dark.

“He seed folks er-dancin’ an’ er-mournin’, er-laughin’ an’ er-cryin’,

er-cotin’ an’ er-gamblin’, er-stealin’ an’ er-lyin’, er-sleepin’

de hones’ sleep er de Christiun, an’ er-groanin’ on dey beds er

suff’rin’—de people dat he see an’ know ever’ day—lack dar wa’n’t no

tops ter de houses, ner walls ter ’em nuther. He hear de debil temp’ de

weak, an’ dey fall, an’ de strong, an’ dey hain’t gib in, an’ de debil

kim roun’ ter ’em ergin de nex’ night; an’ all day long ole Shadrach

des er-laughin’ an’ er-chucklin’ an’ er-waitin’ fur night ter come.

“Hit go on dat way fur er long time, but de hoodoo don’ say nuffin; he

des foller uv ’em ever’ night, an’ he putty nigh plum wore out; but he

know dat de debil hain’t got much longer ter tarry, so he bide he time,

fur he gwine fur ter try ter git back ole Shadrach’s soul, ’case er

burnin’, wand’rin’, los’ soul is er mighty hard thing ter steddy on,

an’ de hoodoo were er ’zorter, too.

[Illustration: “HE HEAR MISSAR JONES’S SAMBO FIVE MILE ERWAY”]

“At de fust, Shadrach were mighty happy an’ mighty ’umble ter de debil,

’case he hear more ’n anybody dat got two good years kin hear, an’

see ten times es much. But arter while he git manish, an’ sot in ter

grumblin’, an’ talk back ter de debil some. He done tired er des seein’

niggers; he wanter see what de white folks er-doin’.

“De debil he tell him he better take keer, dat hit hain’t gwine ter be

good fur hese’f fur him ter see an’ hear dat, an’ ’fuse ter rise dat

high wid him; but Shadrach keep er-teasin’ an’ er-teasin’, twel one

dark night de debil he borry two pa’r er buzzards’ wings so’s ter fly

high (dat all he kin git, ’case de eagle hain’t gwine len’ his’n), an’

dey riz ober de top er de talles’ house.

“Hain’t no tellin’ what Shadrach see dat night, an’ arter dat, dar

wa’n’t no doin’ nuffin wid him—he des er-gallopin’ ter ’struction es

fas’ es he kin trabble.

“Es ole es Shadrach were, an’ es doubled up, de oberseer hatter lay de

whup on him two er free times, an’ hit make de Ole Marster feel mighty

bad; an’ all de time de debil des er-aggin’ uv hit on, an’ er-showin’

him down de white folks’ chimblies ever’ night, ’case Shadrach done git

too uppish ter wanter know nuffin ’bout niggers.

“But bimeby he retch de eend uv he rope, an’ he retch hit so powerful

suddent dat hit putty nigh fling him outen he senses.

“He git manisher an’ manisher wid de debil; he done furgit all erbout

de bargain, an’ who de debil were, an’ ’low he hain’t gotter borry no

wings ner nuffin ter rise wid, if de debil do. Dat he gwine rise wid

he own coat-tails—dat any hoodoo kin, an’ he gwine do hit. Po’ fool

Shadrach!—he done furgit he hain’t no hoodoo ner nuffin—nuffin but er

po’ ole sarvent er de debil, an’ hit all fru he power!

[Illustration: “SHADRACH HE RIZ WID HE OWN COAT-TAILS”]

“But de debil do he pleasurin’ an’ hain’t say nuffin; so dat night

when dey riz, de debil he borry de buzzard’s wings ergin fur hese’f;

but Shadrach he riz wid he own coat-tails, an’ de debil he do mighty

’umble, an’ make lack Shadrach doin’ all dis here by hese’f. De debil

gwine let him git mixed an’ tangled up lack er fly in er spider’s web,

an’ Shadrach he sho boun’ ter do hit; fur dat night he hear things

dat sot him putty nigh plum crazy, ’case he done hear too much at las’;

an’ de nex’ day de debil hatter leabe de quarters an’ go back inter

de bad place. He taken Shadrach’s soul wid him, an’ sumpen else dat

oughter b’long ter er good man, ’case Shadrach hain’t eben passable no

mo’.

“Arter de debil go ’way, Shadrach’s years taken ter growin’, an’

dey grows long an’ high an’ thin, an’ hit ’pear lack Shadrach hear

ever’thing at oncet, lack er big roarin’ er waters, so’s he cain’t make

out nuffin.

“He cry out, when nobody ain’ hearin’ nuffin, dat he hear Cindy ’way

down in de cotton-fiel’ er-talkin’ ter herself, an’ he cain’t make

out what she say. Den he hear Missar Jones’s Sambo, five mile erway,

er-yellin’ out sumpen, but he cain’t make hit out; an’ he sot in ter

cryin’ an’ er-moanin’ wid de pain an’ de noises dat ’mos’ bustin’ he

head opin.

“He Ole Marse say he plum crazy, ’case he so mighty ole; but he Ole

Miss ’low he need quinine; an’ dat quinine des de stuff dat de debil

want him ter hab, ’case hit kin work mo’ ’fusion in one hour ’n de

debil kin in er whole day, an’ hit hope de debil mightily, es he

couldn’ be on de groun’ fur ter make Shadrach mo’ painful hese’f.

“An’ Shadrach git ter be so painful wid de hearin’ uv ever’thing plum

mixed up, dat he taken ter w’arin’ big wads er cotton in he years fur

ter shet hit out er de years, dat keeps er-growin’ longer an’ longer,

narrerer an’ narrerer; but de cotton cain’t shet hit out, ’case half uv

hit kim fum de inside, an’ was de wakin’ up uv all dat de debil lef’

Shadrach dat b’long ter er good man.

“De hoodoo he see what were er-ailin’ Shadrach, an’ he mighty sorry fur

him; but he cain’t go ter Shadrach; Shadrach gotter kim ter him ter git

he soul back, an’ hit hatter be er mighty good hoodoo ter do hit den,

so de hoodoo he sot an’ wait.

“Bimeby Shadrach des couldn’ stan’ hit no longer, an’ he des kim

er-rinnin’ ter de hoodoo, all doubled up, wid de long white beard des

er-draggin’ on de groun’, an’ he fingers in he years—dem big years dat

des er-settin’ up on bofe sides he head.

“‘Pear lack Shadrach sho gwine plum crazy ’twixt de mizry an’ de

noises, an’ de hoodoo git ter work quick, fur ter pull de debil outen

Shadrach, so’s Shadrach mought git he soul back.

[Illustration: “IN DE SHAPE UV ER BIG JACK-RABBIT”]

“Shadrach lay on de flo’ er de cabin, des er-rollin’ an’ er-groanin’.

Dey done pour hot lard an’ er whole bottle er laud’num in he years

widout doin’ any good, an’ de hoodoo try ter fling de debil out in de

name er de jackass, de el’phunt, de owl—ever’thing dat he kin think uv

dat got big years; but de debil hain’t come outen him yit.

“Den de hoodoo taken him inter de woods an’ call de name uv er

long-yeared houn’ dat passin’ by, but hit hain’t dat.

“De hoodoo workin’ mighty hard, an’ he stop an’ steddy erwhile, an’ den

he lead Shadrach, wid de thorns des er-t’arin’ uv he beard an’ he knees

an’ he han’s, ober inter er thicket er blackberry-bushes, ter gib de

debil er good chance ter kim out, ’case he sho arter him.

“He make de passes wid he han’s, an’ say de charm, an’ wait erwhile. De

debil he see he chances done plum gone, an’ he hatter gib up de soul,

’case de hoodoo got him in er corner, an’ when he see dat, he des kim

er-lopin’ outen Shadrach inter de blackberry-bushes, in de shape uv er

big jack-rabbit wid great long years.

“Dey say dat ole Shadrach lib ter be er hundud an’ fifty year ol’er ’n

he were, stone-blin’ an’ ’mos’ stone-deef; but he go ’bout powerful

happy twel he die, an’ hain’t nebber git cuissome ’bout hearin’ things

no mo’, ’case he done heared ernough ter las’ him.”

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