CHAPTER XVI

THE ACADEMY, AND A VISIT

Who is it that having climbed to a height does not look on the prospect

that it affords him, and wonder if that prospect be worth the bogs and

the mire, the stones and the boulders, the steep places and the thorns

that lay on the way to it? Voltaire was not given to useless

reflections. Yet it could but occur to his cynic soul that his

friendship with a king’s mistress had gained him a reward that all his

writings and genius could not; just as he had declared in a verse, whose

gay bitterness is Voltaire’s only, that his “Henriade,” his “Zaire,” and

his “Alzire” had not won him a single glance of kingly favour, while for

a “farce of the fair,” “The Princess of Navarre,” honours and fortune

had rained on him. He might well be a cynic.

What use would that coveted chair among the Forty be to him now he had

it? Was it the hall-mark, the sign and seal of talent? That sign and

seal were on every line the man had written. He, who had made by his

works so startling an impression on the human mind that, though he had a

host of enemies, adorers, fearers, none could be indifferent with regard

to him, had surely no need of the cold distinction of an academical

honour. But he thought that it would be valuable as a refuge from

_lettres de cachet_ and official interference. It conferred various

legal privileges. It would be his passport, obtained from red-tapeism,

to be flaunted in the face of it, to show the Voltairian right to say

what a Voltaire pleased. The position further gratified a naïve and very

human vanity. And now I _am_ here I will be so uncommonly active,

lively, and reforming as to drive my thirty-nine solemn, pompous,

formal, conservative, elderly brethren pretty well distracted!

It was _de rigueur_ in the inaugural address to do nothing but praise

Cardinal Richelieu and flatter one’s predecessor in the chair. And up

gets M. de Voltaire and delivers a brilliant discourse on the French

language and French taste--smooth, polished, graceful, and with the grip

of the iron hand felt always through the velvet glove.

“Gentlemen, your founder put into your society all the nobility and

grandeur of his soul: he wished you to be always free and equal.”

“No great things without great trouble.”

“It is precisely, gentlemen, because there is so much wit in France that

there is so little real genius.”

No doubt those thirty-nine literary fogies had some sort of notion what

a daring spirit they had admitted into their prosy body before that

discourse was ended. The artful Voltaire did not forget to introduce

into it dainty compliments to such varied persons as the King of France,

the Empress of Russia, and the Pope; Frederick the Great and Maupertuis

(who spoke and wrote the great French language as if it were their own);

Montesquieu, Fontenelle, and Hénault, who adorned it; and my old

schoolmaster, d’Olivet.

Sympathising and delighting in his genius and success was a certain new

obscure young friend of Voltaire’s, who had just come up to Paris to

seek his fortune, and who was named Marmontel.

“Sine virtute amicitia existere non potest,” says Cicero. If a man may

be judged by the company he keeps, Voltaire’s character should not be

meted a wholly unmerciful sentence. He had too in himself, in an

extraordinary degree, the noble talent of friendship.

Fifty years after his school days he was still writing to Abbé d’Olivet,

in terms of tenderest respect and affection. He began, as has been seen,

his lifelong attachment to his “guardian angel,” d’Argental, at the same

date and place. “I am not like most of our Parisians,” he wrote to

Cideville, “I love my friends better than superfluities; and I prefer a

man of letters to a good cook and two carriage-horses. One always has

enough for others when one knows how to restrict oneself.” He acted on

that principle through life. There must surely have been something more

than commonly lovable in a character which three years earlier than

this, in 1742, had commanded the love and admiration of Vauvenargues,

the young soldier, the splendid thinker--daring spirit and noble mind.

That friendship appealed not in vain to Voltaire on the finest side of

his character, at the very moment when a Court, a king, a Pompadour,

worldly gain, and the bauble of official favour tempted him on his

worst. The pair wrote each other long letters, philosophic, thoughtful,

enlightened. Vauvenargues loved to call Voltaire his “dear master.” And

the master had for the pupil the tender respect, the generous admiration

which a great father might feel for the possibilities of a son whom his

fond hopes love to fancy greater still. The son went the way of all

flesh in 1747, aged thirty-two. He left the world only one work; but

those “Maxims” have been justly said to give the soul of man an impetus

towards truth. They are too little known.

Marmontel was of a different _calibre_. A young, struggling, literary

man in the provinces, he wrote to the chief of his profession, now

sunning in court favour, for his advice. “Come up to Paris,” wrote the

impulsive Voltaire at the end of 1745. He thought letters the noblest of

all professions. To be sure, it was one not merely precarious, but

generally ruinous. But then, to deliver one’s message--to help truth by

speaking it--a Voltaire, if he could, would have encouraged the merest

stutterer to do it, such as Marmontel was not. In the midst of the

preparations for “The Temple of Glory” he had time to obtain the promise

of a post for his _protégé_ from the Comptroller-General of Finance. Up

comes Marmontel to Paris, six louis in his pockets, and a translation.

And the Comptroller-General has fallen out of favour and has no place to

give away! Voltaire broke the news as gently as he could. Perhaps he

looked the while out of his brilliant eyes to see how this new metal

stood the furnace. Marmontel said that Adversity was his oldest

acquaintance and that he was not afraid of her. And M. de Voltaire took

upon himself to provide for him until his talents should make him

independent. A hundred and fifty years ago and in Paris such conduct

does not strike the reader as nearly so generous and Quixotic as if the

same event had occurred in London and to-day. Yet the profession of

letters was very much worse then than it is now. Voltaire had had

unsuccessful literary _protégés_ dependent on him for an unpleasantly

long time before this, it will be remembered. _He_ remembered it, no

doubt. He was more fortunate in the present instance. Taught, advised,

encouraged by Voltaire, Marmontel became the Marmontel of successful

tragedies, of the “Contes Moraux,” of “Bélisaire,” and of the “Memoirs.”

In his hope that his chair at the Academy would afford him a little

peace and rest, Voltaire was at first very much mistaken. His new honour

was a signal for every enemy he had in the world--and he had a great

many--to set upon him. Every envious, snarling cur of the scurrilous

Grub Street of Paris came yelping at the mastiff’s heels. Old Roy

burlesqued and lampooned him; and the thin-skinned poet, who should have

been true enough to his own philosophy to have laughed at such a poor,

miserable, effete old foe, was up and at him in a trice, whipping and

stinging him with verses and epigrams whose rancour still glows and

burns.

Other skits and satires followed. And Voltaire, with authority on his

side for once--to say nothing of Madame de Pompadour--hunted out,

accused, prosecuted the authors in a vehement activity and enthusiasm.

To be sure, on one occasion, in his zeal he had the wrong person

arrested, and had to pay damages in a law court for false imprisonment;

besides promising after the fashion of the time, never to do anything so

naughty again.

These skirmishes lasted for many months; nay, the Travenol case, for

wrongful imprisonment, went on for two or three years. Voltaire came out

of such affairs with neither success nor glory. He was always both too

quick to anger, and too quick to forgive. The latter quality was as much

a snare to him as the former.

By the August of 1746 this energetic courtier had reached the fourth act

of a play written to order for the Dauphine, and entitled “Semiramis.”

The Dauphine died at that juncture; but its author continued “Semiramis”

all the same. He paid a flying visit in September to a very old friend,

the Duchesse du Maine. In October he and Madame du Châtelet came up to

Fontainebleau with the Court, and stayed at Richelieu’s house there,

which he had lent them. Just as she was about to leave Versailles, the

whole of Madame’s servants, except Longchamp, had left her in a body.

Now, as at Cirey, she was a mistress not a little expectant and

inconsiderate, and by fits and starts, if not habitually, mean. The

invaluable Longchamp saved the present situation. He was not sorry when,

at Fontainebleau, he was allowed to renounce a post in which he

sometimes appears to have acted, literally, as the Marquise’s lady’s

maid, for that of secretary to the quick-tempered and kind-hearted M. de

Voltaire.

A new weapon was put into Voltaire’s hands in December wherewith to

defend himself from his enemies, and, having been promised the post for

two years, he was made Gentleman of the Chamber to Louis XV. What an

honour, what a splendid honour, for the author of the “Henriade” and the

“English Letters”--for the man who had already begun to inaugurate a new

era of thought in Europe, and who was to make Voltairism such a power in

the world that it would one day shake Catholicism on her immemorial

foundations! What an honour--what a noble honour! M. de Voltaire did not

meet with at all a warm reception from his brother Gentlemen. Bah! the

creature was but a _bourgeois_. Where were his pedigree and his

letters-patent of nobility? In his books? We do not want any literary

hacks among Us! One youthful Gentleman of the Chamber, noble, but very

uncertain as to his spelling, wrote to his uncle that the appointment of

“ce Voltere” was a “dezoneur” to gentlemen of name and arms, and the

King really should have known better. The naïve youth consulted his

“respequetable oncle” as to whether it would not be best for the Chamber

to refuse to receive “this Person named Arouet.” But at a very early

date this Person named Arouet showed himself more than a match for the

noble young gentleman and all his brethren at once.

Talking of the coming marriage of a lord’s daughter with a

Farmer-General--that synonym for dishonesty and extortion--one of the

Gentlemen inquired where the pair would be married. “At the tax-office,”

suggested someone. “There is no chapel there,” said another. “Pardon me,

gentlemen,” said Voltaire, who hitherto had not spoken a word, “there is

the Chapel of the Impenitent Thief.”

It may be guessed that the Gentlemen of the Chamber at least learnt to

respect a brother with such a killing tongue.

He passed the early months of 1747 busy with his Travenol lawsuit,

taking patent pills which he was always warmly recommending to

Frederick, and “making his court” to Madame de Pompadour. On July 2d he

was congratulating the Minister of War on the French victory of Lawfeld;

which he afterwards celebrated in an epistle, not at all equal to his

“Fontenoy.”

He had now reached the climax of his favour. The Historiographer of

France, the Gentleman of the Chamber, and the favourite of the mistress,

may well have seemed a fixture at Court.

He was not sorry to escape from it on August 14th for a few days’ visit

to the Duchesse du Maine, now at Anet. Voltaire must have altered

greatly since he was first her guest as a promising boy of twenty-one,

two-and-thirty years ago. The promise had become fulfilment. Once, he

had been honoured in being the Duchess’s visitor; now, she was honoured

in being his hostess. She allowed him to bring Madame du Châtelet with

him, because he would by no means have been allowed to come without her.

The Duchess was still the “sublime personage” Voltaire remembered. With

her haughty and imperious temper, her brilliant grace and wit, her

stately courtesy, and her magnificent condescension, she was the living

type of those women who went later to the guillotine, scornful to the

last of the _canaille_ that brought them there--the women who lived so

ill, and died so well. A little deformed was the great Duchess: very

small; fair-haired; loving amusement and hating boredom above everything

in this world and

[Illustration: MARIE LECZINSKA

_From the Picture by Carle Van Loo in the Louvre_]

the world to come; seventy years old, but as appreciative of a Voltaire

as she had been at forty.

With her was Madame de Staal, formerly Mademoiselle de Launay, whom

Voltaire already knew; half maid, half companion, very observant and

with a brilliant, satirical pen, much in use for writing famous Memoirs

and recounting the gossip of the Maine court to Madame du Deffand in

Paris.

There were various other visitors. The Duchess liked society, she said,

because everybody had to listen to her and she had to listen to nobody.

Play-acting was much in vogue. Cleverness was _de rigueur_. To be moral

was unnecessary--but to be a bore, that was not to be dreamt of. It was

upon this court that the erratic Émilie, with her lover and a great

quantity of luggage in her train, descended very late on the evening of

the day before she was expected.

There was a fine fuss, according to the acid, elderly de Staal. The pair

wanted supper. One of the visitors had to give up his bed to Madame du

Châtelet, who complained of it the next morning. She tried two other

rooms, and grumbled at _them_. She was determined, as usual, to carry on

her studies, and required a bedroom where she could have silence, not so

much by night, as by day. She shut herself up there and worked hard at

Newton, joining the other visitors only in the evenings. Sublimely

indifferent to social obligations was the Marquise. The stupid rules

which govern guests in most polite societies she ignored entirely. She

preferred work to tittle-tattling with the other women; so she worked.

There were not enough tables in her room for her papers, her jewels, and

her _pompons_; so she made a foraging expedition round the house and

appropriated six or seven for her use. Anyone with a taste for

occupation, and condemned to polite idleness, will understand and

sympathise with Madame du Châtelet. It is also easy to understand that

the old Duchess, who invited her guests solely to amuse herself, was

offended. And that Voltaire, whose own passion for work kept him shut up

alone almost as much as Émilie, felt it necessary to atone for their

conduct by writing the Duchess lovely, gallant verses, and when he

_did_ appear, by being delightfully amusing and agreeable.

In a few days the company began to rehearse Voltaire’s farce

“Boursouffle,” which had formed the amusement of a Cirey evening nine

years before. Madame du Châtelet took a part and would not submit, wrote

the acrimonious de Staal, to the simplicity of costume it demanded, but

persisted in dressing it like a Court lady.

She and Voltaire had a passage of arms on the point, de Staal added.

“But she is the sovereign, and he the slave”; and of course the slave

had to submit. It is noticeable here, again, that it was the other women

who abused Émilie, and not Émilie the other women. Perhaps her eternal

Newton, at which they sneered, kept her from the meanness and the

backbiting which disfigured their own conduct. Let her sublime

inconsideration for other people’s feelings and her childish fondness

for fine clothes be granted. Those failings were common to most of the

great ladies of the eighteenth century, and, no doubt, to Émilie’s

detractors among them. Her passion for work and her noble intellectual

endowments were her own alone.

“Boursouffle” was an immense success. Voltaire and Madame took leave of

the Duchess on August 25, 1747, the morning after its performance, and

in their usual confusion of bandboxes, chiffons, and papers, left

“Boursouffle” behind them. Madame de Staal, whose temper was perhaps

rendered uncertain by her post of polite maid-of-all-work to all the

Duchess’s guests, received agonised letters from Voltaire imploring her

to send the farce by a safer means than the post, for fear it should be

copied, and to keep the list of characters “under a hundred keys.” He

and Madame were back at Court again--with the sun of kingly favour

shining on them, it seemed, as brightly as ever. Six weeks passed

without any distinguishing events. On October 14, 1747, the Court was at

Fontainebleau, and Voltaire and Madame du Châtelet, its constant

attendants, still staying at the house of the Duke of Richelieu in the

same place.

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