Paul Money ignored the buzzing of his walkie-talkie until he'd finished
scribbling a phone number on a tiny memo pad.
"If you have any real problems, call this number," he told the female
volunteer staffer. "Ted's crew knows how we like to set up the speakers. Ask if
they brought Darcy's amps, okay?"
With a nod, the woman headed for the doors. As Cade approached the stage,
Paul waved to him, glanced over the stage once again, and then answered his
two-way and dealt with another issue that had developed in the dealer's room.
Cade hefted his backpack and waited until Paul had finished that
conversation before he said, "Hi, Paul. Look up."
With a harried expression, Money said, "Oh, nothing much. It's seven o'clock
and we're still working on stuff that should have been done half an hour ago.
I'm swamped with details, three people are out sick, and..."
Casually pointing skyward without lifting his arm, Cade said, "I said 'look'
up, not what's up."
Paul Money looked up and his mouth fell open as his eyes widened. A blonde
woman in what seemed to be a white bathing suit with a red cape and blue boots
appeared to be standing on thin air near the auditorium's high ceiling. She gave
him a little wave and a smile.
"Oh, damn!" muttered Paul, thumbing his walkie-talkie on. "What the hell..?
I'll get someone in here with a ladder."
"She didn't get up there with a ladder," said Cade. "She won't need one to
get down, either. Cancel the call."
"Damn it, Martin, answer up!" Paul muttered into the walkie-talkie. He
turned to Cade and asked, "Cade, why the hell are you jeopardizing the entire
convention with a stunt like this?! We don't need a lawsuit."
"It isn't a stunt, Paul. She's the woman who was on the news. Cancel that
call."
Glancing up, Money asked, "The, uh... superwoman?"
Cade reached quickly for the walkie-talkie, snatched it out of Paul's hand,
and turned it off.
With a chuckle, he said, "Oh, good guess. I'll give this gadget back to you
in a minute. This isn't a gag. That's her."
Turning a very skeptical gaze at Cade, Paul asked, "And you just happen to
know her?"
Shrugging, Cade said, "Yeah, that's about the size of it. Everybody knows
somebody, y'know. She'd like to make her public debut here at DragonCon. If you
can fit her in, that is."
Paul Money took a deep breath, counted to ten, then asked in a controlled
voice, "How would both of you like to be banned from this and all future
DragonCons and..?"
Cade raised his voice slightly and interrupted with, "Damn it, listen up!
She's the real thing, Paul."
A pair of blue boots slowly descended next to Cade, followed by two very
fine female thighs, then the rest of the blonde woman Paul had seen hovering
above him. Once she was standing next to Cade, Mandi slung her cape over her
shoulder with a touch of flourish and smiled brightly.
After a moment of openmouthed startlement, Paul unfroze himself and walked
around her, waving his hands above and around her, then he returned to face both
of them.
With a grin, Cade laughed, "Trusting soul, aren't you? Nope, no wires, Paul.
She wants to go public and she's willing to put on a little show. If you can
squeeze her into tonight's program, I'll introduce you."
"Ah..." Paul groped for words, then he seemed to pull himself together
quickly and asked, "A show?! When?!"
"Like I said, sometime tonight, but..."
Paul interrupted with, "I'll make some calls. We'll put her in at the end.
That way she can have all the time she wants."
"In that case," said Cade, "Mandi, meet Paul Money. Paul, this lovely
superlady is Mandi Steele."
Mandi extended a hand and Paul -- who'd many times in the past escorted name
bands and TV and movie stars around a DragonCon -- took it as if he'd never met
a celebrity before.
After introductions were finished, Cade said, "Paul, you didn't let me
finish. Don't make any calls about her. No announcements. We'll keep tonight's
appearance under wraps until the last minute."
Looking at Cade with more than a little confusion, Paul asked, "Under
wraps?"
"Yup. Tonight's crowd will already be assembled to watch the costume
contests and the bands. There's almost no chance that anyone with a grudge about
today's events will be able to try anything on such short notice."
Paul's face turned troubled and cautious. He glanced at Mandi for a moment,
then looked around the auditorium.
When his gaze again met Cade's, he quietly and soberly asked, "You mean like
another bomb, don't you?"
Nodding, Cade said, "You got it. One short show, tonight only, top secret
until she flies in. Still interested?"
"You... uh... You really think it'll be safe?"
"If nobody leaks, yes. That's why we're talking to you, Paul. You can adjust
the schedule without having to put changes through a committee. Nobody has to
know a damned thing until Mandi lands on the stage and you announce her."
Staring at Mandi, Paul bit his lip and said, "Ah... Just a minute. Lemme
think."
Speaking for the first time, Mandi smilingly said, "I'll just get in a
little exercise while you think about it, Paul."
The rich contralto tones of her softly spoken words were still tickling his
brain as Mandi lifted a few feet from the floor. She leaned slightly toward the
forward edge of the stage and then seemingly dove completely across the
auditorium.
At the far end of the room, Mandi banked hard left at the wall and made
three complete circuits of the auditorium at what must have been more than sixty
miles per hour.
Paul softly muttered, "Hooo-ly shit..!"
"Yup," said Cade. "She'll bring her own props, too."
"Huh? Props? What props?"
Nodding, Cade said, "She wants to use a Crown Victoria like the one that
blew up."
Stepping back slightly, Paul blinked at Cade and exclaimed, "She can't bring
a goddamned car in here!"
"Sure she can. The gas tank'll be empty. It'll never touch the carpets. No
problem."
"But..."
"Don't worry so much, man. We'll clear it with the hotel if you'll clear us
a path through the crowd. Rope off a trail about eight feet wide from the front
double doors to the auditorium and have people on hand to keep it clear at
showtime."
"But... The doors! Will a car even fit through the doors?"
Grinning, Cade said, "Yup. Already checked that out. We'll have three inches
on each side at the ballroom doors and almost four on a side at the front doors.
We'll have to put the antenna down, though."
Mandi streaked back across the auditorium and looped once over the mens'
heads to settle gently to the stage a few feet away from them. Flipping her cape
over her shoulder again, she walked toward them with a smile.
Paul's eyes were on her chest. Cade's eyes met her gaze, as usual. Mandi
liked that about him; he wasn't one of those guys with a boob fixation and he
had no trouble making or keeping eye contact when he talked with her.
"Well, Paul?" she asked. "Do I go on stage tonight?"
"I... uh, I really ought to check with..."
"Nope," said Cade, shaking his head. "Safety first. Nobody else is to know a
damned thing about this until showtime. Yes or no, Paul. She can go public here
tonight or at a press conference at WNN tomorrow."
"Paul," Mandi said softly, "We'll give WNN ten minutes' notice so they can
get a camera crew over here. Think of the publicity for the convention."
In a visible quandry, Paul grimaced and glanced at Cade, then asked, "You're
sure it'll be safe..?"
"If you keep it secret, it will be."
Mandi perked up and glanced at the doors, causing Cade and Paul to also look
that direction.
"Gotta go," she said. "People are coming."
"That's just the sound crew," said Paul, but Mandi was already gone when he
turned.
"She's pretty quick," said Cade, as Paul looked around the auditorium. "I
may as well get underway, too. What's a good time for the show? Ten? Eleven?"
"Uh... around midnight, actually," said Paul, scribbling his cell phone
number on his notepad and handing it to Cade. "We always run a little late and
she'll be the last act. What's your cell number?"
"Can't give it out; it's an agency internal number. Doesn't matter; I'll be
here and you can give me fifteen minutes notice to let Mandi and WNN know when
to show up."
"How can you be sure WNN will show up?"
With a small grin, Cade said, "I know a few of the news people." Shifting
his backpack to his left shoulder, he added, "See you later," and headed for the
doors.
On his way to the escalator, Cade took out his cell phone and called John.
"It's a go, John. Mandi's chunk of the show will start around midnight. I'll
be able to give you about fifteen minutes notice."
"Good enough. We'll have people in the crowd on general principles. Do you
want me to notify WNN?"
"Fine with me. We'll give them ten minutes or less to get over here. Good?"
"Good. Anything else, Ed?"
"Nope. I'm gonna find some dinner and get the hell away from all these
people for a while."
"Later, then."
"Over and out and stuff like that."
Cade made it as far as the second-level escalators before Mandi stepped out
of a phone alcove and said, "Hi, there."
"Hi, yourself, milady. Superpeople changing in phone booths isn't exactly an
original concept, y'know."
"Then it's a good thing it doesn't have to be, isn't it? How'd the rest of
the visit go?"
"Good. You'll go on stage around midnight. Paul's gonna give me about
fifteen minutes to set things up. You'll be the last part of the show."
Mandi nodded. "Sounds fine. What about the car?"
Leading the way to the parking area, Cade said, "That's where we're going
now. I've got the keys to one of John's agency rentals. It's got about an eighth
of a tank, so we'll siphon it dry and give it a wash before we take it inside."
"A wash? At this hour? Where?"
"Around back at the loading docks. That's where they wash the hotel vans.
Manuel said he'd meet us there at eight and spiff it up inside and out for
twenty bucks."
"Manuel?"
"He's a hotel employee. He gets to keep the gas, too; all but enough to get
the car moving again later. How's your stage makeup holding together?"
"You tell me. The cheek implants felt odd and they kept shifting. I was
afraid to talk for fear of spitting on Paul."
Grinning, Cade asked, "Want me to find you some, uh... super glue?"
Giving him a droll look, Mandi said, "Very funny."
Pointing at a nearly-new white Crown Victoria in a line of similar cars,
Cade chuckled and said, "Just like Pearl Harbor. All lined up in neat rows.
That's the one we want."
He opened the door for Mandi and handed her into the car, then got in and
drove the car to the loading docks. Manuel hopped down from the dock and pulled
a red plastic five-gallon gas can and some hose from behind some boxes.
A few minutes later the car's gas tank was more or less empty and Manuel had
produced cleaning equipment. By eight-thirty the Crown Vic had been washed,
vacuumed, waxed, and was ready for indoor use as a prop.
While Manuel put things away, Cade dampened one of the hotel towels, put it
into one of the hotel's plastic trashcan-liner baggies, and set the baggie on
the passenger-side floor.
He then hosed the driveway all the way to an empty parking slot and hosed
out the slot itself. Moving the car to the slot, he parked it and locked it,
then returned to Mandi.
Manuel looked a bit puzzled when he saw where Cade had put the car.
As he rolled up the hose, Manuel said, "Man, you lookin' for trouble parkin'
in those spaces."
"I'll fix it with the boss. Here's thirty bucks. The extra ten is just plain
ol' appreciation for the help."
With a smiling nod, Manuel took the money and said, "Hey, de nada, man. You
lemme know when you got anything else you need done, y'know?"
"Will do."
Nodding again, Manuel went into the building. Cade and Mandi walked around
to the front of the hotel and stood watching the never-ending crowd flow from
one hotel to the other for a few minutes.
"It's only eight-thirty," said Mandi. "Is there anything going on that you
particularly want to see?"
Watching a brunette in a skimpy barbarian-princess outfit go down the ramp,
Cade said, "Nope. Not really. I've seen the movies and I'm not into the RPG
stuff. Guess we could hit some of the dealer's room before it closes for the
night."
He turned to face Mandi and said, "After all, that's where we were both
headed when we met."
"So we were," said Mandi with a smile. "Good enough."