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"An official telegram from Nish received in London states that the
Servian commanders agree that the enemy all along the front is
employing explosive bullets. Every soldier carries 20 per cent. of
explosive cartridges."
_Daily Graphic._
The fact that 80 per cent. of Austrian cartridges refuse to explode may
account for the Austrian "victories."
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"Whelan replied: 'Yes, I sold the beef.' The military authorities
pressed the case."
_Liverpool Echo._
A case of pressed beef, we presume.
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Illustration: _Doctor (at Ambulance Class)._ "MY DEAR LADY, DO YOU
REALISE THAT THIS LAD'S ANKLE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE _BROKEN_ BEFORE YOU
BANDAGED IT?"
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