HAZING, M. B. C. K. STYLE
At the ferry slip on the San Francisco side the two motor boat boys saw
the young woman again.
A big, broad-shouldered, well-dressed, wholesome looking young man of
twenty-two or twenty-three years of age, came forward eagerly, hat in
hand, to meet her.
"She's all right, now," declared Joe, with satisfaction. "Gracious! That
husky young fellow could eat up two or three muckers like the one you
punched, Tom."
"Yes; our young lady of the journey is surely all right," nodded
Halstead, delighted with what he had seen. "So come along, Joe. We'll
probably never see any of that party again."
Through a throng of eager cabmen the two young motor boat boys plodded
sturdily. Neither had ever been in San Francisco before, but they knew
that the ferry came in at the foot of Market Street, and that the Palace
Hotel was but a few blocks from the water-front on the same great artery
of traffic.
"Might as well walk up, and get a little bit of a look at the town,"
proposed Halstead.
"Which side of the street is the Palace on?" queried Joe.
"East."
"Then we'll cross over. I don't believe we can miss it."
It was a bustling crowd through which the boys steered their way. The
man on the San Francisco sidewalk who is under eighty years of age is
engaged in making his fortune, and has no time to lose. After he has
made it, he buys an automobile, and has comparatively little need of a
sidewalk.
Men from every country in Europe and the Orient passed them. There was,
of course, a large sprinkling of native Americans, yet even the chance
passer knew that he was moving through a throng recruited from the four
quarters of the world.
To Tom the walk ended all too soon. However, they were bent on business,
not pleasure, so they turned in briskly through the main entrance of the
Palace Hotel as soon as a policeman had pointed it out to them.
Captain Tom Halstead stepped to the desk, picking up a pen to register.
"Are Davis, Perkins, Prentiss and Randolph here ahead of us?" queried
Halstead, as soon as he had written his name and his chum's.
"All of 'em," smiled the clerk, after glancing at the entry on the
hotel register. "Davis, who got here first, with Perkins, engaged rooms
close together for the whole party. Front! I'll have you shown right up,
Captain Halstead."
The colored boy in blue uniform and brass buttons confiscated the bags
and overcoats of the two young travelers, leading the way to the
elevator. That bell-boy turned his head to conceal a grin that illumined
his face.
"So our friends are all here ahead of us, and have everything ready?"
remarked young Dawson.
The bell-boy, his head still turned away, seemed to be choking.
"I wonder if they've seen Mr. Baldwin, or heard from him?" mused Tom,
aloud.
"Right dis way, sah," begged the bell-boy, stepping out of the elevator
ahead of them at the third floor.
He led them down a long corridor, turned into another corridor, then
halted before a door. That bell-boy gave three distinct knocks; a pause,
then two more knocks.
"I reckon yo' can go right in, sah," announced the bell-boy, dropping
some of his burden in order to throw the door open.
Utterly unsuspicious, Tom and Joe passed through the doorway. The
instant they had done so, the bell-boy tossed their bags and coats in
after them, yanked the door shut and fled, chuckling.
"Here they come! Welcome!" roared Dick Davis's deep, hearty voice.
A short hallway led from the door to the room proper. As Tom Halstead
passed over the inner threshold a pair of arms reached out from either
side, yanking him into the room out of Joe's sight. Dawson leaped after
his chum, only to be similarly seized.
Then it snowed! At least, for a brief instant, that was what the victims
thought.
Tom was neatly, ruthlessly tripped, being sent sprawling to the floor,
while Ab Perkins, snatching up a bolster, which he had ripped open,
shook all the fine, downy feathers over him. They sifted down the young
captain's neck; they obscured his vision; some of the small feathers
fell into his mouth. He fell to spitting them out with vigor, even
before he tried to get up.
Nor did Joe Dawson fare any better. If anything, he was rather more
roughly handled by Jed Prentiss and Jeff Randolph.
"Now, roll 'em!" roared Dick Davis.
Before either of the newcomers could rise to his feet they were rolled
together in the middle of the floor. Ab lifted the mattress from the
bed, plumping it down over the two victims. Then all four of the gleeful
assailants threw themselves across the mattress, shoving it over the
floor, using Tom and Joe, underneath, for rollers.
And, over it all, rose the famous club yell:
"M. B. C. K.! M. B. C. K.! Motor Boat Club! Wow!"
"Oh, but we're glad to see 'em!" yelled Dick Davis, in his deepest
tones. "Good old chums! Keep up the welcome, fellows!"
From under the mattress Tom Halstead managed to make himself heard,
though his voice sounded muffled indeed.
"Help!" he roared. "Turn out the port watch! Mutiny!"
"Port watch, ahoy! Roll up on deck, you lubbers!" roared Ab Perkins.
"Cap'n wants you!"
At that Jed and Jeff left the mattress, darting to where Tom's and Joe's
traveling bags lay. These they quickly opened, dumping all the contents
on the floor.
"All hands to quell mutiny!" yelled Jed Prentiss. Dick Davis and Ab
Perkins joined them on the jump.
That gave Tom and Joe, both very red-faced and much winded, a chance to
crawl out from under the mattress.
Yet no sooner did they show their astonished faces than all four of the
first-comers began to pelt them with the articles dumped from the
traveling bags.
Slippers flew straight and true, landing with swats. Hair brushes,
tooth-brushes, cakes of soap, boxes of tooth-powder and numerous other
articles filled the air, a veritable cyclone with the fleet captain and
the fleet engineer in the middle of it.
"Cut it!" commanded Tom Halstead, sternly. "Oh, if I had my revolver and
handcuffs and leg-irons here. This is the last time I'll ever go on deck
without 'em. But cut it--anyway!"
Dick Davis, having thrown the last missile that came to hand, and having
pitched Halstead's overcoat up in the air so that it now lay hanging
from the chandelier, suddenly straightened up, looking very grave as he
saluted and roared out:
"Aye, aye, sir!"
At that the other three disturbers of the peace lined up with Dick, all
saluting.
"What's the meaning of all this riot?" insisted Halstead, trying to keep
back the grin that struggled to his face.
"After not having seen each other for all these moons," demanded Davis,
in a hurt voice, "can't we do anything to show you how ding-whanged glad
we are to behold you two once more?"
"Your joy takes a strange turn," grimaced Captain Tom.
"I prefer people who put their welcome in writing," retorted Joe.
At that Ab Perkins, with a whoop, made for a table. From it he snatched
up a cork, one end of which had been burned to a char.
"Come on, then, fellows," proposed Ab Perkins, gleefully; "we'll write
our welcome on Joe's face."
"Will you, though?" demanded Dawson, crouching low, as though for a
football tackle. He caught Ab, and rising with that boisterous youth,
toppled him over. Ab Perkins went sprawling; fortunately for him he
landed across the mattress.
"Hold on!" expostulated Tom Halstead. "The reception committee is
excused--fired--bounced, in fact. Now, stop all this monkey-business,
and let's get down to trade topics. But, first of all----"
Tom paused to spit out two or three fragments of down feathers. Then he
crossed to where the water pitcher stood on a tray. Pouring out a glass
of water, Halstead took a mouthful, while the late mutineers looked on
expectantly.
"O-oh! Ugh! Waugh! Wow!" sputtered Tom, expelling his mouthful into a
waste-water jar beside the wash-stand. "That water's _salt_!"
"Well, what of it, you bo'sun's mate of a lobster trap?" demanded Ab
Perkins, aggressively. "Is it the first time you've ever hit up against
salt water?"
"Now, see here, fellows," grinned Halstead, looking around at the impish
faces of the first-comers, "this is all right. We know how glad you are
to see us. Your pleasure is far greater than we had ever dared to
hope----"
"Oh, we can show more pleasure!" proposed Dick.
"Do it at your personal risk, then!" defied the young captain, arming
himself with the water pitcher. "Now, then, will you all be quiet?"
"Oh, aye!" promised young Davis, with a sudden assumption of meekness.
"I trust you--trust you all to the death," affirmed Tom, grimly. "But
I'm going to keep hold of the water pitcher just the same!"
"This deck doesn't look ship-shape, does it?" demanded Dick Davis,
glancing about him. "Hadn't we better change craft? Wait here a moment."
Stepping to the push-button, he pressed twice, for the porter. Tom
Halstead remained on guard, armed as before, and Joe keeping rather
close to him, until the porter knocked at the door.
"See here, my friend," remarked Dick, holding out a dollar bill to the
porter, "there has been a ship-wreck here."
"It looks like it, sir," grinned the porter, pocketing the money.
"What'll you have, sir?"
"Find the chambermaid that belongs on this floor," begged Dick, "and
bring her here."
The porter was soon back with the chambermaid, who also received a
dollar bill from young Davis.
"Now, you two try some team-work, please," begged Dick Davis, "and see
whether you can make this place look neat enough to be a captain's
cabin. Gentlemen of the Motor Boat Club, will you adjourn to the costly
quarters that Ab and myself consider almost good enough for us?"
Tom Halstead laid down the water pitcher and passed out of the room last
of all.
"I reckon you'd better go into the other room first, Joe, and let me
bring up the rear," called Tom, grimly. "Then we can watch, from both
ends of the line, for any new tricks."
Dick Davis produced a key, admitting all hands to the adjoining room.
"Now, be seated," proposed Davis, in his most hospitable tone. The club
members found chairs.
"Have you seen Mr. Baldwin?" inquired Captain Tom.
"No; but we've sent him word," Ab replied. "Mr. Baldwin has offices in
the Chronicle Building."
"Is that near?" queried Halstead.
"Only a few hawser lengths from here, on the other side of Market
Street," put in Jed Prentiss. "Come here to the window. There's the
Chronicle Building over yonder."
"Mr. Baldwin has a telephone, of course?" suggested Captain Tom.
"Yes; 9378 Market."
"I can tell him we're here, then," murmured Tom, crossing the room to
where a telephone apparatus rested against the wall.
"Don't," prompted Dick. "Mr. Baldwin has sent his orders. You can 'phone
him between three and three-thirty to-day. Mustn't bother him at any
other time."
"That's right, is it?" demanded Halstead, looking half-suspiciously at
Davis.
"Quite right," nodded the latter youth, gravely. Dick was older than the
others, being nineteen, as against a general average of sixteen years
for the other boys. Dick was different in another respect. While the
other five boys followed motor boating as a means of livelihood,
depending upon their earnings, young Davis, the son of a ship-builder of
Bath, Maine, was at all times well supplied with money. Dick's outline
for the future included a possible college course, and then breaking
into the ship-building business with his father. It was not yet quite
decided whether young Davis should omit the college part of the plan. In
the meantime, the elder Davis believed that an active membership in the
Motor Boat Club would be the best possible training to fit his son for a
position in the ship-yard.
"Well, if those are the instructions, then," replied Captain Tom,
returning to his chair, "we'll wait until a few minutes after three."
"And now it's half-past eleven," said Jed, consulting his watch.
"Luncheon will not be served until one. We can wait here as well as
anywhere. Say, fellows, I'm just crazy to hear some good old yarns of
what you others have been through."
With that, yarn-spinning became the order of the day. The young men were
still at it when they went down to the gorgeous dining room of the
Palace Hotel. The air about their table was thick with yarns all through
the meal.
While they sat around the table, absorbed in one another's stories, a
dark-visaged, well-dressed man of thirty started to enter the dining
room. Just at the threshold, however, he paused, for his glance had
alighted on a profile view of Captain Tom Halstead at one of the tables
in the center of the dining room.
"That's the cub who struck me this morning," muttered the dark-faced
one, drawing back. "I want to know who he is. I want to place him--I
want to meet him and settle the account for that blow and the
disappointment it brought about!"
Tom Halstead turned around, a moment later, but he did not see the man
he had knocked from the train that morning at the Sixteenth Street
station in Oakland. That worthy had drawn quickly back out of sight, and
was now looking about for some hotel employé to question.
Ten minutes later he of the dark visage had all the information he felt
he needed.
"Tom Halstead? So that's your name?" snarled the stranger, as he started
for the street entrance. "And you're employed by Baldwin--could anything
be more favorable to our meeting again, eh?" The stranger smiled darkly,
meaningly, as he pronounced the name of Baldwin.
Luncheon over, the yarning motor boat boys embarked in the elevator.
This time they went direct to the room assigned to Tom and Joe. The
trunks of these two young men had arrived, and now rested in the room.
Once more the yarning went on, until Captain Tom checked it at exactly
two minutes past three o'clock.