CHAPTER VII.

Now it had come to pass years before, and was on record,

That MASON, having been asked to visit Boston,

Replied, 'Verily, verily, I say unto you that I will not set foot

therein again save as an ambassador to that land.'

Now these things were remembered against him, and printed in all the

papers, even in the Boston papers printed they them.

And they bare him into prison, with SLIDELL, and poor

EUSTIS was he borne of them.

And they seemed extremely wamble-cropt and chop-fallen; their feathers

shone not, even their sickle-feathers drooped in the dust, and their

combs were white.

And they seemed as unclean men caught in their unrighteousness, who had

been sold uncommonly cheap, with nary buyer.

And they took from them the gold which they had stolen afore-time from

UNCLE SAM, even the bills upon the Hebrews did they yield up.

Howbeit, they received a receipt for them.

And they asked much, 'How shall we feed, and may we have servants?' and

wished to live pleasantly; yet, when at Richmond, SLIDELL had

reviled the Yankee prisoners sorely, and counseled harsh treatment.

Then went they into the jug, and were allotted each man his bunk in the

prison-house.

And the word went forth to hang all pirates and robbers on the sea, even

as it had been spoken sternly by OLD ABE, of Washington;

Saying, string them up in short order.

And if they of Secessia hang the brave CORCORAN and his

friends,

Then, as the LORD liveth, SLIDELL and MASON

shall pull hemp; even on the gallows shall they hang like thieves and

murderers--the land hath sworn it. SELAH!

'SOUND on the Goose Question.'

Who is there among our readers who has not heard that phrase? It has now

for some years been transferred from one political topic to another,

until its flavor of novelty is well-nigh gone. But _whence_ the

expression? An antiquarian would probably hint at the geese whose sound

saved Rome. The great goose question of the Reformation was the burning

of one Huss, whose name in English signifyeth Goose, for which reason he

is said to have exclaimed to his tormentors 'Now ye indeed roast a

goose, but, lo! after me there will come a swan whom ye can not roast;'

which was strangely fulfilled in LUTHER, whose name--slightly

varied--signifies in Bohemian a swan. But, reader, 'an it please you,'

here is the original and 'Simon Pure' explanation, as furnished by a

correspondent:--

'Are you right on the goose question?' But do you know the origin

of the phrase? It was told to me, at Harrisburg, in Pennsylvania,

when I was there in "Fremont's time," _anno_ 1856. Alas! the fates

deal hardly with Fremont. C. and F., now a satellite of C., helped

to slaughter him once before in Pennsylvania--sold him out to

Know-Nothings. Hope they haven't now in Missouri pitched him over

to be succeeded by Do-Nothings. But to the story. Harrisburg has

wide, clean, brick sidewalks. Many of the poorer sort there kept

geese years ago, and sold or ate their progeny in the days of

November and December--the "_embers_ of the dying year." Jenkins

was up for constable. The question whether geese should run at

large was started. The Harrisburg geese made at times bad work on

the clean sidewalks, as do their examplars, spitting on the _pave_

of Broadway. A delegation of the geese-owners waited on Jenkins.

Seeing that they had many votes, he declared himself in favor of

the geese running at large. The better sort of people, who were in

favor of clean sidewalks, hearing of this, set up an opposition

candidate, who avowed himself opposed to having the sidewalks

fouled by these errant fowls. The canvass waxed warm; a third

candidate took the field; he put himself in the hands of an astute

"trainer" for the political fray. We don't know whether or not this

was before the day when Mr. Cameron counseled in politics at

Harrisburg, but his Mentor bid this new candidate, when the

delegations applied for his views on the all-absorbing issues, to

say nothing himself, but to refer to him, the Mentor aforesaid. And

when the delegations accordingly came to Mentor to find the

position of the third candidate, he said to each, with unction,

"You will find my friend sound on the goose question." Third

candidate was elected. His story got wind, and from that day till

Bull Run all the politicians of the land have striven likewise to

be 'sound on the goose question.'

Therefore let us be duly thankful that the time hath come when it shall

no longer advantage a man to say, 'Lo! I am sound,' or--as PRINCE

ALBERT was reported to reply constantly to his royal consort during

the early years of their marriage--'I dinks joost as _you_

dinks,'--since in these--days vigorous _acts_ and not quibbling words

are the only coin which shall pass current in politics.

* * * * *

Never was there an institution which required such constant repairing as

'the great Southern system.' One of the latest and most terrible leaks

discovered is that of the danger to be apprehended from an influx of

vile Yankee immigrants after the North shall have been conquered. Unless

this is prevented, say the Charleston papers, who dictate pretty

independently to the whole of Dixie, we shall have sacrificed in vain

our blood and treasure, since nothing is more evident than that at no

distant day the Northern men among us will be fully able to control our

elections. Therefore it is proposed that no Northern man ever be allowed

the right of naturalization in the South.

But as even Southern injustice has not as yet the insolence to restrict

this precious prohibition to 'Yankees,' it is sequentially proposed that

with the exception of those foreigners now in the South, no person, not

a (white) native, shall ever, after this war, be allowed the rights of

citizenship in the C. S. A. There has not been, that we are aware, any

opposition to this hospitable proposition, but, on the contrary, it has

been most largely circulated and approved of.

It must be admitted that the South is in one thing at least

praiseworthy. It is consistent--to say nothing of being thoroughly in

earnest. To exclude all poor white immigrants from civil, and

consequently social privileges, is perfectly in keeping with its long

expressed contempt for mudsills. It legislates for F. F.'s, and for them

alone. It wants no Irish, no Germans, no foreign element of any

description between itself and the negro. It will make unto itself a

China within a wall of cotton-bales, and be sublimely magnificent within

itself.

But what of the Border, or, as GEO. SAUNDERS aptly called them,

the Tobacco States? (By the by, where is now that eminent rejected of

the C. S. A.?) The Patent Office Report for 1852 spoke as follows of

Fairfax County, Virginia, where thousands of acres of land have become

exhausted through slave labor, abandoned as worthless, and reduced to a

wilderness:--

'These lands have been purchased by Northern emigrants, the large

tracts divided and subdivided and cleared of pines, and neat

farm-houses and barns, with smiling fields of grain and grass in

the season, salute the delighted gaze of the beholder. Ten years

ago it was a mooted question whether Fairfax lands could be made

productive, and if so, would they pay the cost? This problem has

been satisfactorily solved by many, and in consequence of the above

altered state of things, school-houses and churches have doubled in

number.'

But school-houses and churches are not what the C. S. A. want. 'Let us

alone with your Yankee contrivances. "Smiling fields indeed!"--we want

no smiling among us save the "smiles" of old Monongahela or Bourbon. The

fiery Southern heart does not condescend to smile. "Neat farm-houses!"

They may do for your Northern serfs--we'll none of them.' Verily the C.

S. A. is a stupendous power, which, according to the development of its

own avowed principles, must necessarily become greater as it is more and

more limited to fewer persons. In due time these will be reduced to

hundreds, those in time to scores, until, finally, all Southerndom shall

be merged in one individual quintessentially concentrated exponent of

Cottondom, who must needs be, perforce, so intensely respectable and so

sublimely aristocratic that Northern eye may not see nor Northern heart

feel the magnitude of his superiority, or pierce the gloom wherein he

shall sit, 'a sceptred hermit, wrapped in the solitude of his own

originality.'

* * * * *

Five of the present Cabinet, with Secretary CAMERON at their

head, have expressed themselves fairly and fully in favor of

Emancipation,--foreseeing its inevitable realization, and, we presume,

the necessity of 'managing' it betimes. Only Messrs. SEWARD and

BATES hang timidly behind, waiting for stronger manifestations,

ere they hang out their flags. Meanwhile, from the rural districts of

the East and West come thousand-fold indications that the great 'working

majority' of Northern freemen--the same who elected LINCOLN and

urged on the war in thunder-tones and lightning acts--are sternly

determined to press the great measure, and purify this country for once

and forever of its great bitterness. It is a foregone conclusion.

* * * * *

'If you would know what your neighbors think of you,' says an old

proverb, 'quarrel with them.' It has not been necessary of late to

quarrel with England to ascertain _her_ opinion of us, as expressed by

her editors, writers, and men of the highest standing. Our war with the

South has brought it out abundantly, and the result is a great dislike

of everything American, save cotton! We are not of those who would at

this time say too much on the subject,--every expression of Anglophobia

is just now nuts to the C. S. A., who would dearly relish a war between

us and the mother country,--but we may point to the significant fact

recently laid in a laconic letter by 'Railway TRAIN,' that

while everything is done in England to preserve a 'strict neutrality,'

as regards the North, and while the most vexatious hinderances are

placed in the way of exporting aught which may aid us,--much

_gratuitous_ pains being taken to prevent any material aid to the

Federal government,--vessels are allowed to load openly with all

contraband of war, even to arms and ammunition, for the avowed purpose

of supplying the South. This is not mere _rumor_--it has been amply

confirmed for months.

Very well, gentlemen; very well, indeed. We may remember all your

kindness and the depth of your zealous abolition philanthropy. '_Haud

immemor._' But you are reasoning on false grounds. You forget that it is

almost as important for you to self your manufactures to America as to

get cotton from it. And articles in the _Times_, and speeches from your

first statesmen, show that you really believe the enormous fib so

generally current, that the South consumes the very great majority of

all our imports. 'The South is where the North makes all its money--the

South does everything.'

Do not believe it. The entire South consumes only about one sixth or

seventh of all Imports, and contributes no greater proportion to the

wealth of the North. But the North, with a very little sacrifice, can

free itself almost entirely from dependence on your manufactures, and

if, in homely parlance, you 'give us any more of your impudence,' she

_will_--will most decidedly. There is even a stronger king than Cotton

here; we may call him King Market. Let King Market once lay hands on

you, and whereas you were before only broken, _then_ you will be ground

to powder.

* * * * *

Over many a home since the last New Year, Death has cast the shadow,

which may grow dimmer with time, or change to other hues, but which

never entirely departs. But now he comes with strange, unwonted form,

for he comes from the battle-field as well as the far-off home of fever,

or the icy lair of consumption, and those left behind know only of the

departed that he died for honor.

'My brother! oh, my brother!' Such a cry arose not long ago in a family,

for one of the best and bravest whom this country has ever known. And

more than one has brought back from the war a sorrowful narrative of a

long farewell inclosed in as brief and touching words as those of the

following lyric:--

LINES.

I.

My brother, take my hand;

The darkness covers me,

And now I fly to thee;

O, hear my call!

II.

My brother, take my hand;

Weary, and sick, and faint,

To thee I make complaint,

Who art my all.

III.

My brother, take my hand;

Though pale it is and thin,

The same blood flows within

That is in thine.

IV.

My brother, take my hand;

It's all I have to give;

O, let me, while I live,

Press it to thine.

V.

My brother, take my hand;

And with the hand receive

The blessing which I leave,

Before I die.

VI.

My brother, take my hand;

And when at last you come,

I will receive you home,--

The home on high.

* * * * *

A correspondent in Ohio sends us the following:--

'It is a good thing for a weak brother to have faith; and some one

to rely on is to such an especial blessing. Squire BULLARD

was wont to find such a prop in his friend Deacon PARRISH,

who, he firmly believed, "knew everything."

'Near by the Squire lived a graceless old infidel named

MYERS, who was wont to entangle his simple neighbors in

arguments sadly vexing to their orthodoxy. On one occasion he

devoted an hour to prove to BULLARD that there was no

future after death.

'"Well," exclaimed Squire B----, "you kin talk jest as much as ye

please. Free speech is permitted; but I don't believe ye. I tell

you what, MYERS, the soul _is_ immortal; I'll bet five

dollars on it, and leave it to Deacon PARRISH!"'

This is indeed believing in human power; and yet who would laugh

_through_ his heart at it? For it is this same _belief_ in other men,

mere mortals like ourselves, in hero-worship, which led man through the

stormy ages of old on to the lighter and brighter time, when we see afar

the promised time when great ideas shall rule instead of great men, and

heroism yield to sincere, unselfish ministry. Great was the final lesson

of Friar BACON'S head--'Time will be.'

* * * * *

The failure of the great Southern Confederacy to secure recognition in

Europe will doubtless provoke sad strains from the bards of that

unfortunate 'empire.' Nor less to be pitied are those who have put their

trust in contracts and become the 'victims of misplaced confidence.' The

following brace of parodies sets forth the sorrows of either side with

touching pathos.

THE UNIVERSAL COTTON GIN.

He journeyed all creation through,

A peddler's wagon, trotting in;

A haggard man, of sallow hue,

Upon his nose the goggles blue,

And in his cart a model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

His seedy garb was sad to view--

Hard seemed the strait he'd gotten in;

He plainly couldn't boast a _sou_,

And meanly fared on water-gru-

el, or had swallowed whole a U-

niversal nigger-cotton gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

To all he met--Turk, Christian, Jew--

He meekly said, 'I'm not in tin;

In fact I'm in a serious stew,

And therefore offer unto you,

At half its worth, my model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

'As sure as four is two and two,

It rules the world we're plotting in;

It made and ruined Yankee Doo-

dle, stuck to him like Cooper's glue,

And so to you would stick this U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.'

Now Johnny Bull the peddler knew,

And thus replied with not a grin:

'Hi loves your 'gin' like London brew-

ed ale, but loathes the hinstitu-

tion vitch propels your model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

'Hi knows such coves as you a few,

And, zur, just now, hi'm not in tin;

Hi tells you vot, great Yankee Doo-

dle might hincline to put me through

Hif hi should buy your model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.'

Then spake smooth Monsieur _Parlez-vous_,

Whose gilded throne was got in sin,--

(As was he too, if tales are true):

'I does not vant your modal U-'

(He sounds a V for W)

'niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

A negar in de fence I view--

Your grand machine he's rotting in;

I smells him now, he stinketh! _w-h-e-w_--

_Give me a good tobacco chew_,

And you may keeps your modal U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.'

The peddler then sloped quickly to

The land he was begotten in;

With woeful visage, feelings blue,

He sadly questioned what to do,

When none would buy his model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

From out his pocket then he drew

A rag that _blood_ was clotting in;

It had a field of heavenly blue,

Was flecked with stars--the very few

That glimmered on his model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

He gazed long on its tarnished hue,

And mourned the fix he'd gotten in;

Then filled his eyes with contrite dew,

As in its folds his nose he blew,

And thus addressed his model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin.

'Thou crownless king, thy days are few;

The world thou art forgotten in;

Ere thou dost die, thy life review,

Repent thy crimes, thy wrongs undo,

Give freedom to the dusky crew

Whose blood now stains the model U-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin-

niversal nigger-cotton-gin!'

A SORROWFUL DIALOGUE.

FRIEND OF HUMANITY.

Needy axe-grinder! whither are you going?

Sad is your visage, sadder far your raiment,

Rimless your hat, your coat has got a hole in't,

So have your trowsers!

Seedy axe-grinder! little know the great ones,

Who buy fat jobs, and steal the public lucre,

What times befall the poverty-stricken devils

Who grind their axes!

Tell me, axe-grinder, how you came so seedy?

Did some great man ungratefully entreat you?

Was it FERNANDO, first king of our Gotham,

Or the Collector?

Or did some evil WEED set you to burning

The Cataline, and pocket all the plunder;

Or did the patriot BEN engulf your little

All in a lottery?

Tell me, axe-grinder! 'tell me how you cum so:'

'Drops of compassion tremble on my eyelids,

Ready to fall the moment you have told your

Pitiful story.'

AXE-GRINDER.

Story! God bless you! mine is sad to tell, sir;

The gratitude of great men drove me downward,

Reduced me to these shoddy coat and trowsers

So sad and seedy!

Listen! while I disclose the secrets of the

Mansion which standeth on Broadway, where strangers

Are taken in and done for at two dollars

And a half per diem.

There congregate Lord THURLOW, ALEXANDER

The Wonder of the World, and they who pull the

Wool o'er the eyelids of the veteran Com-

Missary-general.

And there, while they within did manufacture

The ways and means to 'work' this foul rebellion,

I kept the door without, and turned the grindstone

Which ground their axes.

And daily to their private closet came one

Called ORSAMUS, of fame in all the churches,

Whose savory name smells sweetly to all lovers

Of public plunder.

'Twas queer the ex-(tra) congress man resorted

There; strange they were to all invisible when

_His_ oily visage, like a magic lantern,

Lit the apartment.

It were a Matter-son or father might take

A note of; so I questioned of the key-hole,

And, lo! they would bestow warm raiment on our

Suffering soldiers.

I deemed the subject worthy of attention,

The more so as a very fat commission

Would be gained by it, so as almoner I

Tendered my service.

I looked for thanks; when, lo! they gave me none, sir,

But, calling eavesdroppers ungodly sinners,

Applied their patent-leathers to my tender

Unmentionables.

FRIEND OF HUMANITY.

They served you right; take wholesome warning by it,

Leave state affairs to those who live upon 'em;

Should not the ox that treadeth in the corn-crib

Eat of the hoe-cakes?

How noble such care for our shivering heroes!

Who would not gladly perish for his country

When, for his sake, her great men stoop so low as

The shoddy business!

* * * * *

The Germans have a fine _Spinn-lied_, or song of spinning; so, too, have

the jolly Flemish dames. And a poetical correspondent of ours seems

determined that few and far between as the old-fashioned spinners are in

this country, the race shall not entirely disappear without taking a

song with them, and a quaint, pleasant lesson. Dear reader, to the

CONTINENTAL'S way of thinking, there is something very winning

in the thought of that 'great holiday,' when, free from all task, we

shall play merrily evermore 'out-of-doors,' in eternal light, over

infinite realms of beauty.

SPINNING.

Dearest mother, let me go;

I am tired of this spinning, yet the whizzing wheel goes round,

Till my brain is dull and dizzy with its ceaseless, humming sound.

I can hear a little blue-bird, chirping sweetly in yon tree;

And he would not stay there, mother, if he were not calling me.

Oh! in pity, let me go:

I have spun the flaxen thread, until my aching fingers drop;

And my weary feet will falter, though the whizzing wheel should stop.

I can see the sunny meadow where the gayest flowers grow;

And I long to weave a garland;--dearest mother, let me go.

Nay, be patient, eager child;

Summer smiles beyond the door-way, but stern poverty is here;

We must give her faithful service, if her frown we would not fear.

Spin on cheerly, little daughter, till your needful task is done,

Then go forth with bird and blossom, at the setting of the sun.

Wait _thou_, also, troubled soul;

Thou may'st look beyond the river, where the white-robed angels stand;

Hear the faint, celestial music, wafted from the summer land;

But thou cans't not leave thy labor;--when thy thread is duly spun,

Thou shalt flee on flashing pinions, at the setting of the sun.

* * * * *

The times have been hard, reader, our friend, yet all merriment has not

entirely died out, and there is still the sweet voice of music to be

heard in the land. In New York, Boston, Philadelphia, and many minor

cities, the Benedictine ULLMANN hath been ubiquitously about, operating

most vigorously, while the philosophic and courteous GOSCHE hath not

been far distant. And they heralded HINKLEY, and BORCHARD, and KELLOGG,

and all the other sweet swans of song; they drew after them the gems of

the opera; there was selling of _Libretti_, (and in Boston,

'los-_an_-gers'); there was the donning of scarlet and blue striped

cloaks, gay _coiffures_ and butterflying fans; there was flirting, and

fun, and gentle gayety in the New York Academy, and with the Boston

Academies it was not otherwise, only that among the latter the Saxon

predominateth, and the dark-eyed, music-loving children of Israel, who

so abound in most opera audiences, are very rare.

What we intended to do, O reader, was to give the biography of

BENEDICT ULLMANN. Lo! here it cometh:--

Vita Sancti Benedicti.

ULLMANN is about three thousand years old.

The New York _Herald_ once called him Mephistopheles. He is not

Mephistopheles, however, but the same thing, which is

ULLMANN. He is a spirit bearing human form. Don't forget.

King SOLOMON sat beneath the golden pavilion one

afternoon, playing silver melodies on a gold harp. Up went the

notes--the spirits of the Sephiroth bore them--even up to a

premium, and the very angels stopped sewing on their white robes to

hear the ravishing melody.

By his side sat the Queen of Sheba, counting out her money.

Suddenly, there was a strange vibration, a marvelous tone. The

queen paused. The king smiled. The angels went on with their

sewing. (According to Rabbi ABARBANEL, they were knitting.

This created a schism between the schools of Cracow and Cordova,

which lasted four centuries.)

'Why smilest thou, Oh SOLOMON?'

'I smiled, my dear queen, because you and I became, just now,

unwittingly, the parents of a strange being.'

'Why, SOLOMON--how you talk!' exclaimed the Q. of S.

'Yea, for the ring of thy gold, oh my Queen, and the last

chord-tone from my harp mingled in mystical unity and made a sound

unheard before on earth. And the spirit of that sound, which is of

money and of music, is the spirit whereof I spoke.'

Then the queen marveled greatly at the wisdom of SOLOMON,

and gave him a shekel. The king rung it on the table and touched

his harp. Again the strange tone thrilled out loud.

'There he goes!' quoth SOLOMON. 'My blessing on him. And

therefore the sprite is called Blessed to this day, which in Latin

is _Benedict_.

Thus was ULLMANN born, who was the first who ever sold music;

and, whereas before his time music was only iron or silvern, after he

took it up it became golden--very fine, and ra-ther ex-pen-sive.

Howbeit, he loved music as well as money, and gave the people their

money's worth, and many a jolly opera and fine tenor did he bring out:

yea, had it been possible he would have engaged DON JUAN

TENORIO himself, so that Don Giovanni might have been produced as

perfectly as possible--the Don Giovanity of vanities.

Apropos of music, there is among the novelties of the season a French

'operetta,' entitled '_Les Noces de Jeannette_,' in which a very

peculiar bridegroom distinguishes himself, like Christopher Strap in

'Pleasant Neighbors,' by smashing the furniture. This recalls something

which we heard narrated in the opera _foyer_ the other evening.

Some years ago, in Paris, there was a very good comedian who prided

himself on being perfectly 'classic.' To be classic in France is to be

elegantly conventional. No actress can be really _kissed_ according to

classic rules; the lips must be faintly smacked about three feet from

her shoulder. Wills are classically written by a flourish of the pen,

and classical banqueters never pretend to eat.

Now there was a humorous scene which greatly depended on much breakage

of furniture; and to this scene our actor, in the opinion of the

manager, did not do justice. Rolling over one tea-cup did _not_,

according to the latter, constitute a grand smash.

The actor became irritated. '_Pa'r'r-bleu!_' he exclaimed, 'you

SHALL have a grand smash then, if you must, and no mistake.'

The scene begun. There was a tea-table, and the irate performer gave one

kick, and sent the whole concern crashing into the pit. There was a roar

of applause.

('Ah! this is something like,' said the manager, rubbing his hands.)

The chairs were next attacked and broken into the completest

kindling-wood, as by a madman. The manager began to look grave.

There were two tables left, a piano, and a closet. The actor stepped

behind the scenes and reappeared with an axe. Bang! went the

timber--crack--splinter--

'Stop!' roared the manager.

'Go on!' 'bravo!' 'go on!' roared the audience.

The stage was cleared, but the scenery still remained. And into the

scenery went the actor 'like mad.' Planks and canvas came tumbling down;

the manager called his assistants; the house was delirious with joy. The

manager rushed on the stage; the actor kicked him over into the

orchestra, and seizing the prompter's box, hurled it crashing after.

We do not know how matters were arranged, but we believe that the

manager never tried afterwards to convert a classic actor to the

romantic school.

* * * * *

The shade of Bishop BERKLEY would rejoice, could it read at

this late date such a tribute to the merit of the once famed tar water,

which he invented. But a solemn feeling steals over our heart when we

remember that the hand which penned these lines now lies cold in death,

and that the shades of the idealist and the poet may ere this have

joined in the spirit land.

TAR WATER.

BY GEORGE W. DEWEY.

From the granite of the North,

Leapt this pure libation forth,

Cold as the rocks that restrained it;

From the glowing Southern pine,

Oozed this dark napthalian wine,

Warm as the hearts that contained it;

In a beaker they combine

In a nectar as divine

As the vintage of the Rhine,

While I pledge those friends of mine

Who are nearest, who are dearest in affection.

I have filled it to the brim;

Not a tear could ride its rim;

Not a fleck of sorrow dim

The flashing-smiles that swim

In the crystal which restores their recollection.

Floating on the pitchy wine,

Comes an odor of the brine,

Half suggesting solemn surges of the sea;

A sailor in the shrouds,

Furling sail amid the clouds;

Noisy breakers singing dirges on the lee,

To those friends upon the main,

Who have ventured once again,

In the realm which cleaves in twain

Loving hearts, that fill with pain

When the storm proclaims the terrors of December.

I will clink the beaded edge

Of the beaker, while I pledge

Safety over surf and sedge,

Foaming round the sunken ledge,

In the track of all the loved ones we remember.

And through Carolinian woods,

Ever muffled in the hoods

Of their fir-trees' aromatic evergreen,

I can hear the mellow stops,

Ever swaying in their tops,

To the playing of an organist unseen.

And the breezes bring the balm

Of the solitude and psalm,

From that indolence of calm,

In the land of pine and palm,

Over hills, and over rivers and savannas,

Till my feelings undergo

All their mortal overthrow,

In celestial strains which flow,

In a song of peace below,

From those regions where archangels sing hosannas.

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A friend who has roamed in his time over the deserts and slept in

Bedawee tents; one to whom the East is as a second mother, and in whose

faith the Koran is necessary to really put the finishing touch to a true

gentleman, sends us the following eccentric proverbs from the Arabic.

Words of Wisdom.

'A well is not to be filled with dew.'

There speaks the Arab, choice of water as of wine.

'May a deadly disease love you and Allah hate you!'

Uncle Toby, who would not have had the heart to curse a dog so, would

have found the Excommunication of Ernulphus quite outdone in the desert,

where cursing is perfected.

'He lays goose eggs, and expects young turkeys.'

'The dream of the cat is about mice.'

Meaning, as we say, that what is bred in the bone will not come out of

the flesh. ÆSOP has dramatized this proverb in a pretty fable.

'The people went away; the baboons remained.'

'A rose fell to the lot of a monkey.'

Or, as the Latins said, '_Asinus ad Lyram_'--'A gold ring in a sow's

ear.'

'God bless him who pays visits, and short ones at that.'

'The husband of two parrots--a neck between two sticks.'

'I asked him about his father. "My uncle's name is SHAYB,"

he replied.'

'They wanted a keeper for the pigeon-house, and gave the keys to

the cat.'

'Filth fell upon dirt. "Welcome! my friend," said he.'

'Scarcer than fly-brains.'

'Gain upon dirt rather than loss upon musk.'

Musk plays a great part in the East. Even the porters in Cairo bear bags

of it and are scented by it.

'When the monkey reigns, dance before him.'

This slavish proverb is thoroughly Oriental.

'They met a monkey defiling the mosque. "Dost thou not fear," quoth

they, "lest God may metamorphose thee?" "I should," quoth he, "if I

thought he would change me into a gazelle."'

'He fled from the rain and sat down under the water-spout.'

Or, as we say, out of the frying-pan into the fire.

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Divers and sundry 'screeds' which we had hoped to lay on this present

'Editor's Table,' are unavoidably postponed until the February number,

when they will make their 'positively first and last appearance.' Hoping

that our own first appearance may not be without your approbation, we

conclude, wishing you, reader, once more--very sincerely--the happiest

of 'happy New Years.'

FOOTNOTES:

[Footnote 1: We honestly believe the true course to pursue with South

Carolina, is to colonize her under the protection of our troops. Let us

start with a settlement of Yankees at Beaufort, who shall addict

themselves to the raising of cotton and other southern products. Let

them employ the negroes whose masters have run away, and who are _ipso

facto_ free. As our army gradually extends its lines, let the northern

pioneer proceed, to occupy and cultivate the soil. This will bring about

a practical solution of some vexed questions.]

[Footnote 2: The reader is earnestly requested to peruse the sermons of

the Southern clergy, collected in an _extra_ of Putnam's _Rebellion

Record_, and especially a discourse by the Rev. Dr. Palmer, of New

Orleans, in which the man of God asserts that slavery is a 'divine

trust, to be perpetuated and continued.']

[Footnote 3: NOTE BY THE EDITOR.--The reader will find further

reference to the grave of AARON BURR in an article, in the

present number of the CONTINENTAL MONTHLY, entitled 'The

Graveyard at Princeton.']

[Footnote 4: Apart from philosophical and theological agitation in

America, great additions were made to our general literature by

translations from French and German, and their influence upon our

younger writers is visible at the present day in almost every newspaper

article. This task of translating and editing was accomplished--for the

time--on a grand scale and in a scholarly manner. Chief among those who

devoted themselves to it was George Ripley, who, in his excellent

_Library of Foreign Standard Literature_, gave the public the choicer

gems of French and German philosophy, poetry, or lighter prose. C.S.

Henry, then professor of philosophy in the University of New York,

embraced with zeal the teachings of Cousin, translated his

_Psychology_,--there had been a version of the 'Lectures' published in

1838,--and wrote, for the use of students, a small but comprehensive

_History of Philosophy_, which would have been perfectly 'eclectic' had

it not devoted a somewhat unfair proportion of its pages to eclecticism.

Translations of minor German lyrics into English, in most instances

surpassing their rivals of British origin, were made by several young

Unitarian clergymen, among which those by Cranch, Peabody, and Brooks,

were, we believe, preëminent. The _Dial_, by its criticisms of foreign

literature and art, guided many to the originals, while the Orthodox

onslaught, in reviews or in lectures, by Murdoch and others, in which

German philosophy was carefully traced from Lucifer down to Hegel, gave

to hungry and inquiring neophytes many valuable hints. As, with the

majority of its friends, 'Transcendentalism' assumed a deeply religious

form, there resulted, of course, a grand revival of pietistic, mystical,

and magical reading. Even the polemics of the early Quakers were

un-dusted, while Swedenborg was soon found to be a rich mine. In due

time, the works of Jung-Stilling, and other occult seers of the Justinus

Kerner school, were translated, and contributed, in common with the then

new wonders of animal magnetism and clairvoyance, to prepare the public

for 'spiritualism.' The appearance, in 1841, of a translation of the

_Heinrich von Ofterdingen_ of Novalis, by a student of Cambridge, named

Stallknecht, was one of the works of the day which increased the

interest in foreign literature, and made its study fashionable. This

mystical romance, called by its author the 'Apotheosis of Poetry,' was

distinguished by a simple pathos, an ultra-refinement of thought, an

almost womanly delicacy of expression, and a deeply religious sentiment.

Such works fascinated many who had been proof against the sterner

allurements of the more practical Goethe or the aristocratic Schiller,

and added a new regiment to the army that was assailing with vehemence

the fortress of German literature.]

[Footnote 5: Cymbeline, Act III., Sc. 2.]

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The

Continental

Monthly

Devoted to Literature and National Policy.

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FEBRUARY, 1862.

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BOSTON:

J.R. GILMORE, 110 TREMONT STREET.

CROSBY & NICHOLS, 117 WASHINGTON STREET.

NEW YORK: H. DEXTER & CO. AND ROSS & TOUSEY.

PHILADELPHIA: T. B. CALLENDER AND A. WINCH.

CONTENTS.

NO. II.

ENLARGED SIXTEEN PAGES.

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PAGE

Our War and Our Want 113

Brown's Lecture Tour. By a Lecturer 118

The Watchword. Poetry 126

Tints and Tones of Paris 127

The True Basis 136

The Black Flag. Poetry 138

The Actress-Wife 139

Self-Reliance. Poetry 149

The Huguenot Families in America 151

The Black Witch 155

Freedom's Stars. Poetry 166

On the Plains 167

Seven Devils 171

What will you do with us? 175

James Russell Lowell 176

Refurgamus. Poetry 186

Among the Pines 187

Mr. Seward's Published Diplomacy 199

To England. Poetry 209

The Heir of Rofeton 210

Our Danger and its Cause 220

She Sits Alone. Poetry 225

Literary Notices 226

Editor's Table 228

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THE PRESENT NUMBER OF THE CONTINENTAL

Contains Articles by Ex-Gov. Boutwell, Hon. Horace Greeley, Hon. George

P. Difofway, A. Oakey Hall, Richard B. Kimball, Henry T. Tuckerman,

Frederick W. Shelton, The Author of "The Cotton States," J. Warren

Newcomb, Jr., Henry P. Leland, Miss Delia L. Colton, Charles G. Leland,

and other diftinguished writers.

Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1861, by JAMES R.

GILMORE, in the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the

District of Massachusetts.

Press of Geo. C. Rand & Avery, 3 Cornhill, Boston.

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