CHAPTER 33

Pinocchio, having become a Donkey, is bought by the owner of a Circus,

who wants to teach him to do tricks. The Donkey becomes lame and is sold

to a man who wants to use his skin for a drumhead.

Very sad and downcast were the two poor little fellows as they stood

and looked at each other. Outside the room, the Little Man grew more and

more impatient, and finally gave the door such a violent kick that

it flew open. With his usual sweet smile on his lips, he looked at

Pinocchio and Lamp-Wick and said to them:

“Fine work, boys! You have brayed well, so well that I recognized your

voices immediately, and here I am.”

On hearing this, the two Donkeys bowed their heads in shame, dropped

their ears, and put their tails between their legs.

At first, the Little Man petted and caressed them and smoothed down

their hairy coats. Then he took out a currycomb and worked over them

till they shone like glass. Satisfied with the looks of the two little

animals, he bridled them and took them to a market place far away from

the Land of Toys, in the hope of selling them at a good price.

In fact, he did not have to wait very long for an offer. Lamp-Wick was

bought by a farmer whose donkey had died the day before. Pinocchio went

to the owner of a circus, who wanted to teach him to do tricks for his

audiences.

And now do you understand what the Little Man’s profession was? This

horrid little being, whose face shone with kindness, went about the

world looking for boys. Lazy boys, boys who hated books, boys who wanted

to run away from home, boys who were tired of school--all these were his

joy and his fortune. He took them with him to the Land of Toys and let

them enjoy themselves to their heart’s content. When, after months of

all play and no work, they became little donkeys, he sold them on the

market place. In a few years, he had become a millionaire.

What happened to Lamp-Wick? My dear children, I do not know. Pinocchio,

I can tell you, met with great hardships even from the first day.

After putting him in a stable, his new master filled his manger with

straw, but Pinocchio, after tasting a mouthful, spat it out.

Then the man filled the manger with hay. But Pinocchio did not like that

any better.

“Ah, you don’t like hay either?” he cried angrily. “Wait, my pretty

Donkey, I’ll teach you not to be so particular.”

Without more ado, he took a whip and gave the Donkey a hearty blow

across the legs.

Pinocchio screamed with pain and as he screamed he brayed:

“Haw! Haw! Haw! I can’t digest straw!”

“Then eat the hay!” answered his master, who understood the Donkey

perfectly.

“Haw! Haw! Haw! Hay gives me a headache!”

“Do you pretend, by any chance, that I should feed you duck or chicken?”

asked the man again, and, angrier than ever, he gave poor Pinocchio

another lashing.

At that second beating, Pinocchio became very quiet and said no more.

After that, the door of the stable was closed and he was left alone. It

was many hours since he had eaten anything and he started to yawn from

hunger. As he yawned, he opened a mouth as big as an oven.

Finally, not finding anything else in the manger, he tasted the hay.

After tasting it, he chewed it well, closed his eyes, and swallowed it.

“This hay is not bad,” he said to himself. “But how much happier I

should be if I had studied! Just now, instead of hay, I should be eating

some good bread and butter. Patience!”

Next morning, when he awoke, Pinocchio looked in the manger for more

hay, but it was all gone. He had eaten it all during the night.

He tried the straw, but, as he chewed away at it, he noticed to his

great disappointment that it tasted neither like rice nor like macaroni.

“Patience!” he repeated as he chewed. “If only my misfortune might serve

as a lesson to disobedient boys who refuse to study! Patience! Have

patience!”

“Patience indeed!” shouted his master just then, as he came into the

stable. “Do you think, perhaps, my little Donkey, that I have brought

you here only to give you food and drink? Oh, no! You are to help me

earn some fine gold pieces, do you hear? Come along, now. I am going

to teach you to jump and bow, to dance a waltz and a polka, and even to

stand on your head.”

Poor Pinocchio, whether he liked it or not, had to learn all these

wonderful things; but it took him three long months and cost him many,

many lashings before he was pronounced perfect.

The day came at last when Pinocchio’s master was able to announce an

extraordinary performance. The announcements, posted all around the

town, and written in large letters, read thus:

GREAT SPECTACLE TONIGHT

LEAPS AND EXERCISES BY THE GREAT ARTISTS

AND THE FAMOUS HORSES

of the

COMPANY

First Public Appearance

of the

FAMOUS DONKEY

called

PINOCCHIO

THE STAR OF THE DANCE

----

The Theater will be as Light as Day

That night, as you can well imagine, the theater was filled to

overflowing one hour before the show was scheduled to start.

Not an orchestra chair could be had, not a balcony seat, nor a gallery

seat; not even for their weight in gold.

The place swarmed with boys and girls of all ages and sizes, wriggling

and dancing about in a fever of impatience to see the famous Donkey

dance.

When the first part of the performance was over, the Owner and Manager

of the circus, in a black coat, white knee breeches, and patent leather

boots, presented himself to the public and in a loud, pompous voice made

the following announcement:

“Most honored friends, Gentlemen and Ladies!

“Your humble servant, the Manager of this theater, presents himself

before you tonight in order to introduce to you the greatest, the most

famous Donkey in the world, a Donkey that has had the great honor in his

short life of performing before the kings and queens and emperors of all

the great courts of Europe.

“We thank you for your attention!”

This speech was greeted by much laughter and applause. And the applause

grew to a roar when Pinocchio, the famous Donkey, appeared in the circus

ring. He was handsomely arrayed. A new bridle of shining leather with

buckles of polished brass was on his back; two white camellias were tied

to his ears; ribbons and tassels of red silk adorned his mane, which was

divided into many curls. A great sash of gold and silver was fastened

around his waist and his tail was decorated with ribbons of many

brilliant colors. He was a handsome Donkey indeed!

The Manager, when introducing him to the public, added these words:

“Most honored audience! I shall not take your time tonight to tell you

of the great difficulties which I have encountered while trying to tame

this animal, since I found him in the wilds of Africa. Observe, I beg

of you, the savage look of his eye. All the means used by centuries of

civilization in subduing wild beasts failed in this case. I had finally

to resort to the gentle language of the whip in order to bring him to

my will. With all my kindness, however, I never succeeded in gaining my

Donkey’s love. He is still today as savage as the day I found him. He

still fears and hates me. But I have found in him one great redeeming

feature. Do you see this little bump on his forehead? It is this bump

which gives him his great talent of dancing and using his feet as nimbly

as a human being. Admire him, O signori, and enjoy yourselves. I let

you, now, be the judges of my success as a teacher of animals. Before

I leave you, I wish to state that there will be another performance

tomorrow night. If the weather threatens rain, the great spectacle will

take place at eleven o’clock in the morning.”

The Manager bowed and then turned to Pinocchio and said: “Ready,

Pinocchio! Before starting your performance, salute your audience!”

Pinocchio obediently bent his two knees to the ground and remained

kneeling until the Manager, with the crack of the whip, cried sharply:

“Walk!”

The Donkey lifted himself on his four feet and walked around the ring. A

few minutes passed and again the voice of the Manager called:

“Quickstep!” and Pinocchio obediently changed his step.

“Gallop!” and Pinocchio galloped.

“Full speed!” and Pinocchio ran as fast as he could. As he ran the

master raised his arm and a pistol shot rang in the air.

At the shot, the little Donkey fell to the ground as if he were really

dead.

A shower of applause greeted the Donkey as he arose to his feet. Cries

and shouts and handclappings were heard on all sides.

At all that noise, Pinocchio lifted his head and raised his eyes. There,

in front of him, in a box sat a beautiful woman. Around her neck she

wore a long gold chain, from which hung a large medallion. On the

medallion was painted the picture of a Marionette.

“That picture is of me! That beautiful lady is my Fairy!” said Pinocchio

to himself, recognizing her. He felt so happy that he tried his best to

cry out:

“Oh, my Fairy! My own Fairy!”

But instead of words, a loud braying was heard in the theater, so loud

and so long that all the spectators--men, women, and children, but

especially the children--burst out laughing.

Then, in order to teach the Donkey that it was not good manners to bray

before the public, the Manager hit him on the nose with the handle of

the whip.

The poor little Donkey stuck out a long tongue and licked his nose for a

long time in an effort to take away the pain.

And what was his grief when on looking up toward the boxes, he saw that

the Fairy had disappeared!

He felt himself fainting, his eyes filled with tears, and he wept

bitterly. No one knew it, however, least of all the Manager, who,

cracking his whip, cried out:

“Bravo, Pinocchio! Now show us how gracefully you can jump through the

rings.”

Pinocchio tried two or three times, but each time he came near the ring,

he found it more to his taste to go under it. The fourth time, at a look

from his master he leaped through it, but as he did so his hind legs

caught in the ring and he fell to the floor in a heap.

When he got up, he was lame and could hardly limp as far as the stable.

“Pinocchio! We want Pinocchio! We want the little Donkey!” cried the

boys from the orchestra, saddened by the accident.

No one saw Pinocchio again that evening.

The next morning the veterinary--that is, the animal doctor--declared

that he would be lame for the rest of his life.

“What do I want with a lame donkey?” said the Manager to the stableboy.

“Take him to the market and sell him.”

When they reached the square, a buyer was soon found.

“How much do you ask for that little lame Donkey?” he asked.

“Four dollars.”

“I’ll give you four cents. Don’t think I’m buying him for work. I want

only his skin. It looks very tough and I can use it to make myself a

drumhead. I belong to a musical band in my village and I need a drum.”

I leave it to you, my dear children, to picture to yourself the great

pleasure with which Pinocchio heard that he was to become a drumhead!

As soon as the buyer had paid the four cents, the Donkey changed hands.

His new owner took him to a high cliff overlooking the sea, put a stone

around his neck, tied a rope to one of his hind feet, gave him a push,

and threw him into the water.

Pinocchio sank immediately. And his new master sat on the cliff waiting

for him to drown, so as to skin him and make himself a drumhead.

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