YOUNG AUSTRALIA.

Hitherto I have been writing of the properties and adjuncts of Australian

life. It is high time to say something of the colonists themselves. And,

here I shall describe the types which the colony has produced and is

producing, rather than such modifications as colonists born and bred in

England have undergone during their subsequent residence in

Australia--colonials as distinct from colonists.

Perhaps of their first stage of existence the less said the better. I

have a holy horror of babies, to whatever nationality they may belong;

but for general objectionableness I believe there are none to compare

with the Australian baby. It is not only that the summer heat and sudden

changes of climate make him worse-behaved than his _confrères_ over

the ocean, but the little brute is omnipresent, and I might almost add

omnipotent. Nurses are more expensive and mothers less fastidious than in

England. Consequently, baby lives in the family circle almost from the

time of its birth. Nurseries are few and far between. He is lashed into a

chair by his mother's side at meals; he accompanies her when she is

attending to her household duties, and often even when she is receiving

her visitors. But if this were all I would say nothing. French children

are brought up in a similar way; and in their case it certainly has its

advantages as far as the child is concerned, whatever may be the

inconvenience to the adults amongst whom it is brought. It is easy to

avoid families whose children make themselves nuisances to visitors. But

the middle and lower classes of Australians are not content with the

baby's supremacy in the household. Wherever his mother goes, baby is also

taken. He fills railway carriages and omnibuses, obstructs the pavement

in perambulators, and is suckled _coram populo_ in the Exhibition.

There is no getting away from him, unless you shut yourself up

altogether. He squalls at concerts; you have to hold him while his mother

gets out of the omnibus, and to kiss him if you are visiting her house.

It is little better when he gets old enough to walk and talk. Having once

made the household bow down before him, he is slow to relinquish the

reins of office. Possession is nine points of the law. It requires a

stern parent to make good the tenth. If the child no longer cries or has

to be kissed, he makes up for it in other ways. He has breathed the free

air of Australian independence too early to have much regard for the

fifth commandment. To make himself a nuisance till he gets what he wants

is the art he first learns and to this end he considers all means

legitimate. Strict and _a fortiori_ severe measures towards children

are at a discount in Australia, and, considering the surrounding

circumstances, by no other means can they be rendered tractable. The

child has no restrictions put on his superabundant animal spirits, and he

runs wild in the most extraordinary, and often to elders, unpleasant

freaks. Certes the second stage is but little less unpleasant than the

first,

When it gets into petticoats or breeches, the child must be treated of

according to sex. And here _place aux demoiselles_, for from this time

upwards they are a decided improvement upon their brothers. The

Australian schoolgirl, with all her free-and-easy manner, and what the

Misses Prunes and Prisms would call want of maidenly reserve, could teach

your bread-and-butter miss a good many things which would be to her

advantage. It is true that neither schoolmistresses nor governesses could

often pass a Cambridge examination, nor have they any very great desire

for intellectual improvement. But the colonial girl is sharper at picking

up what her mistress does know than the English one, and she has more of

the boy's emulation. Whatever her station in life, she is bound to strum

the piano; but in no country is a good pianoforte player more rare, or do

you hear greater trash strummed in a drawing-room. Languages and the

other accomplishments are either neglected or slurred over; but, on the

other hand, nearly every colonial girl learns something of household

work, and can cook some sort of a dinner, yea, and often cut out and make

herself a dress. She is handy with her fingers, frank, but by no means

necessarily fast in manner, good-natured and fond of every species of

fun. If her accomplishments are not many, she sets little value on those

she possesses, and never feels the want of, or wastes a regret, on any

others.

Almost all girls go to school, but the home-training leads to little

obedience or respect for their teachers, and the parental authority is

constantly interposed to prevent well-deserved punishments. Accustomed to

form judgments early and fearlessly, each girl measures her mistress by

her own standard; and if she comes up to that standard, an _entente

cordiale_ is established, the basis whereof is the equality which each

feels to subsist independent of their temporary relations.

At seventeen my lady comes out, though for the last two, if not three or

four, years she has been attending grown-up dances at the houses of

friends, so that the edge of her pleasure has long been dulled. School

once left behind, she looks upon marriage as the end and object of life;

but it must not be supposed from this that she makes any attempt to catch

a husband. Young men are plentiful enough, and she does not care when her

turn comes. That it is bound to come she takes for granted, and

accordingly is always on the look-out for it. The camaraderie which

exists between her and some half-a-dozen men may lead to something with

one of them; and meanwhile she has time to ascertain their dispositions

and turn their qualities over and over in her mind till some one's

attentions become marked, and she makes up her mind that she is suited or

the reverse. She has danced too much before she came out to care much for

it now; but in a warm climate, where verandas and gardens lend themselves

so readily to flirtation, she retains a due appreciation of balls and

parties, and gets a far larger number of them than an English girl of the

middle class.

On the average, colonial girls possess more than their share of good

looks; but 'beauties' are rare, and the sun plays the deuce with

complexions. The commonest type is the jolly girl who, though she has

large hands and feet, no features and no figure, yet has a taking little

face, which makes you say: 'By Jove, she is not half bad-looking!'

Brunettes are, of course, in the majority; and every third or fourth girl

has beautiful brown eyes and an abundance of coarsish hair--which, by the

way, she probably dresses in an untidy knob, all corners and no

rotundity.

Her manners have lost the boisterousness of school days, but still often

want toning down according to English ideas. Her frankness and

good-fellowship are captivating, and you feel that all her faults spring

from the head, and not from the heart. She is rarely affected, and is

singularly free from 'notions,' though by no means wanting in ideas and

in conversation of a not particularly cultured description. With a keen

idea of the value of money and the benefits to be derived from its

possession, she never takes it into consideration in choosing her

husband: her ideal of whom is above all things 'manly'--the type that

used to be known under the description of 'muscular Christians.'

In religion her views are not pronounced. She attends church pretty

regularly, but is entirely free from superstition, though not always from

intolerance. Adoration of the priesthood is not at all in her line. For

politics she cares nothing, except in Victoria where naturally she

espouses her father's side warmly, but in an irrational, almost stupid,

way. Art is a dead letter to her, and so is literature, unless an

unceasing and untiring devotion to three-volume novels be counted under

that head. To music, according to her lights, she professes, and often

feels, a strong leaning.

There is one thing about her that strikes you disagreeably in society. It

is her want of conversation with ladies and married people. To a

bachelor, to whom she has just been introduced, she will chatter away

nineteen to the dozen; but, even in her own, house, she has no idea of

the social duties. Marriage, in her opinion, is a Rubicon, which, once

crossed, if it does not altogether debar from the pleasures of maiden and

bachelorhood, at least makes it necessary for married folk to shift for

themselves. To talk or dance with a married man would be a terrible waste

of time; and as for married women, she expects to join that holy army of

martyrs in the course of time, and will then be quite contented with the

same treatment as she has meted out to others. The politeness which

springs from a sense of duty to others is little known to the Australian

girl. If she likes you, she will make herself very pleasant; but if you

are not worth wasting powder and shot on, you must expect to realize that

disagreeable truth in all its nakedness.

In many things a child, she often looks forward to her wedding for the

mere festivity of the occasion, and thinks how jolly it will be to have

six bridesmaids, how nice she will look in her bridal dress, and how the

other fellows will envy her chosen one. Generally marrying two or three

years younger than the English girl, she would consider herself an 'old

maid' at twenty-three; and for old maids she entertains the very minimum

of respect, in spite of their rarity in the colonies. Once married, she

gives up to a large extent, if not entirely, the pomps and vanities of

which she has had her full during spinsterhood, and devotes herself to

her household, children, and husband. She usually has a large family, and

in them pays for all the sins of her youth. She has had her fling, and

for the rest of her life she lives but to serve her children and make

them happy, recognising that in the antipodes 'juniores priores' is the

adopted motto.

The Australian schoolboy is indeed a 'caution.' With all the worst

qualities of the English boy, he has but few of his redeeming points. His

impudence verges on impertinence, and his total want of respect for

everybody and everything passes all European understanding. His father

and mother he considers good sort of folk, whom he will not go out of his

way to displease; his schoolmaster often becomes, _ipso facto_, his

worst enemy, in the never-ceasing, war with whom all is fair, and

obedience but the last resource. Able to ride almost as soon as he can

walk, he is fond of all athletic sports; but it is not till leaving

school that his athleticism becomes fully pronounced: thus reversing the

order observed in England, where the great majority of the boys, who are

cricket and football mad at school, more or less drop those pursuits as

young men. He is too well fed and supplied with pocket-money ever to feel

the need for theft, but it is difficult to get him to understand Dr.

Arnold's views about lying and honour. Though not wanting in pluck, he

lacks the wholesome experience of a few good lickings, and can easily

pass his school-days without having a single fight. He is quarrelsome

enough, but his quarrels rarely go farther than hard words and spiteful

remarks. At learning he is apt, having the spirit of rivalry pretty

strong in him.

In all but one or two schools classes are too much mixed to make a

gentlemanly tone possible, and such little refinements as tidiness of

dress are out of the question. When he is at home for the holidays, his

mother tries to dig some manners into him (if she has any herself); but

he has far too great a sense of the superiority of the rising generation

to pay more attention to her than is exacted by the fear of punishment.

Unfortunately, that punishment is very sparingly made use of; and when it

is used, it takes a very lenient shape, public opinion being strongly

against corporal punishment, however mild, and according to children a

number of liberties undreamed of in the old country.

Indoors the Australian boy is more objectionable than the English one,

because he is under less restraint, and knows no precincts forbidden to

him. Generally intelligent and observant, he is here, there, and

everywhere; nothing escapes him, nothing is sacred to him. Of course his

further development draws its form and shape from his previous

caterpillar condition, and when he comes to take his place in mercantile

or professional life, he is equally disagreeable and irrepressible.

But such a young 'gum-sucker' must not be confounded with the ordinary

middle-class Englishmen who form the majority of the professional and

business men one comes in contact with in the present day. The native

Australian element is still altogether in the minority in everyday life,

and the majority of adults are English-born colonists. What modification

then, you will ask, does the middle-class Englishman undergo in

Australia? In some ways, a deterioration; in others, an amelioration. The

deteriorating tendency shows itself in an increased love of dram--and

especially spirit--drinking; in apparel and general carelessness; in a

roughening of manner and an increase of selfishness. The improvement lies

chiefly in greater independence of manner and thought, in a greater

amount of thought, in enlarged and more tolerant views, in less reserve

and _morgue_, in additional kindness of heart, and in a more complete

realization of the great fact of human brotherhood.

In Australia a man feels himself an unit in the community, a somebody; in

England he is one amongst twenty-seven millions, a nobody. This feeling

brings with it a greater sense of self-respect and responsibility.

Altogether, then, it may be said that the balance of the modification is

generally on the side of improvement rather than of deterioration. The

Englishman in Australia improves more than he deteriorates. And this is

the more true the lower you descend in the social scale. It may be

doubted whether the really well-educated man--the 'gentleman' in short,

to use the word in its technical sense of a man well born, well bred, and

well educated--generally improves in the colonies. As a rule, I should

say he deteriorates. He cannot often find a sufficiently large number of

his equals within a sufficiently small area, nor keep sufficiently

amongst them not to lose somewhat in manner and culture. He develops the

breadth, as distinct from the depth, of his intellect. He learns a great

deal which he did not know before from the life around him, but he also

forgets a great deal which he has learnt.

The great tendency of Australian life is democratic, i.e. levelling. The

lower middle-class and the upper middle-class are much less distinct than

at home, and come more freely and frequently, indeed continually, into

contact with each other. This is excellent for the former, but not so

good for the latter. In the generation that is growing up, the levelling

process is going much further. The small tradesmen's sons are going into

professions, and the professional men's sons into trades. You have the

same tendency in England, but not nearly to the same extent.

Slight as is the division between the middle-class and the wealthy class,

I ought perhaps to say a few words on the latter. Practically, as well as

theoretically, there is no aristocracy in Australia, and the number of

leisured men is yet too small for them to form a class by themselves.

Still every day their number is increasing; and although they almost all

do a certain amount of work, it is rather because, if they did not, they

would find time lie heavy on their hands, than because there is any

particular need for it. The wealthy squatter--which low-sounding word has

in Australia become synonymous with aristocrat--spends the greater part

of the year in supervising his station, although generally employing a

manager, whose work bears much the same relation to his own, as that of

the permanent head of a department does to that of his political chief.

Whenever there is a race meeting or any other attraction, the squatter

comes down ( _not_ up as in England) to town and spends a few days or a

few weeks there, as the case may be. If he is a married man he probably

keeps a town house, where his wife lives the greater part of the winter,

which is the 'season;' if a bachelor, he lives at his club, which

supplies him with lodging as well as board.

But he finds it hard work to spend any lengthened period in town. The

clubs are deserted for the greater part of the day; everyone else has his

or her work to do, and a lounger becomes equally a nuisance to himself

and to his friends. With no tastes for literature or art, and little

opportunity for their gratification if he should chance to possess them,

he is thrown utterly on his own resources, and these rarely extend beyond

drinking and gambling. Both these pursuits are more fitted for gaslight

than daylight, and if indulged in too freely during the day, pall in the

evening, so that he has literally nothing to do from breakfast till

dinner. He cannot race or play cricket quotidianally, so that he soon

returns to his station, where he stops till the next race meeting.

The wealth of Australia has not yet passed beyond the first generation.

The majority of the wealthy have themselves made their fortunes, and are

not inclined to let them be squandered by their sons, at least during,

their lifetime. The number of young men with no regular employment is at

present very small. And it is well it should be so. Else we should feel

all the evils of a plutocracy, purified neither by education nor public

opinion--evils which have already made themselves apparent in the

political system of Victoria.

The Australian aristocrat has the greatest contempt for politics, and

thereby has forged a collar for his own neck. The 'Berry blight,' as it

is called, which has fallen over Victoria, is, to a great extent, a

reaction against the selfish and inconsiderate policy of the squatters

when they were in power. In such a crisis the mob has no time to be just,

remembering only that the aristocracy were never generous. Politically, I

fancy that the squatters will never again obtain power, except under

conditions which will make a return to the old _régime_ impossible.

Socially, there are yet evil days before Australia.

There is a great deal of truth in the old saying--that it takes three

generations to make a gentleman and there is no doubt but that the second

is infinitely the worst of the three. Shortly the country will pass

through a period when an unearned increment will fall into the hands of a

half-educated class, whose life has nurtured in them strong animal

passions; but I see no reason why we should not pass through the social

as we are passing through the political crisis, and obtain a modified

aristocracy in the third generation, which in the fourth should become as

profitable to the country as an aristocracy well can be.

At present the old squatter drinks and gambles; his son will drink less,

gamble more--though it was not a young man who recently lost £40,000 in a

night's sitting at a club in Melbourne--and lead a wanton life; but he

will probably have the sense to educate his children thoroughly, instead

of taking them away from school at seventeen, as was done with himself;

and the grandson will obtain some cultivated tastes which will make a

fight for it with those he has inherited. In the fourth generation there

should be an aristocracy, with as much similarity of character and

disposition to the existing English aristocracy as the different

circumstances of the two countries will permit.

The life of a wealthy woman in Australia is _ennuyeux_ to a degree. If

she is a lady by birth and education, she must necessarily feel that the

advantages which wealth bestows are squandered upon such provincialism as

she is perforce subjected to. To reign in hell is, after all, a very low

ideal, and one which can only be entertained by an inferior nature, so

long as heaven remains within reach. There are, of course, advantages in

being rich even in Australia; but the wealthy lady will naturally draw

comparisons between these and those which the same amount of money would

procure for her in London or Paris. She can import dresses from Worth's,

and carriages from Peters', but she cannot choose them for herself; and

if they should be really admirable, who is there to appreciate their

superiority to the surrounding fashions?

'How on earth am I to get on in Adelaide,' said a musician of

considerable merit to me, 'when, as you know, there is no one with whom I

can provoke comparisons?' The very superiority of the man was fatal to

his success. And so it is with the Australian lady of taste. Nor does the

misfortune stop there. Unless she makes frequent visits to centres of

taste, I will defy any woman to retain her appreciation of good taste.

Her own taste gets dulled by the want of means of comparison. You will

perhaps say that taste in her surroundings is not everything which wealth

can bring to a woman. But if you come to reflect for a moment, you will

see that in the more comprehensive meaning of the phrase it is. Dress is

but one example of the surroundings which a woman covets. I have chosen

it because it is perhaps the commonest, though of course not by a long

way the highest,

But wealthy ladies 'to the manner born' are not so numerous in Australia

that I need dwell long on the drawbacks of their position. It is at any

rate happier than that of the _parvenue_, unless the mere fact of being

_arrivée_ confers any special enjoyment. At what has she arrived? At

carriages, at dresses, at houses and furniture, and at servants of a

style she is totally unaccustomed to and unfitted for. When you tremble

before your butler, and have to learn how to behave at table from your

housekeeper, wealth cannot be unalloyed pleasure. Without education and

taste, the _parvenue_ has small means of enjoying herself except by

making a display which costs her even more anxiety and trouble than it

does money. Wiser is the rich woman who contents herself with the same

style of life as she was accustomed to in her youth, adding to it only

the things that she really wants--a more roomy house, a couple of

women-servants, and a buggy. Thus she can feel really comfortable and at

home; but unfortunately for their own and their husbands 'peace of mind'

these poor women are too often ambitious to become what they are not.

Even leaving aside the discomforts which are always allied to

pretentiousness, the poor rich woman has a hard time of it. What can she

do with herself all day long? She has not gone through that long

education up to doing nothing which enables English ladies of means to

pass their time without positive boredom. She has no tastes except those

which she does not dare to gratify, and becomes a slave to the very

wealth whose badge she loves to flaunt.

The Australian working-man is perhaps too well paid to suit us poor folks

who are dependent upon him; but, for all that, comfortable means bring an

improvement in the man as well as in his condition. It is very trying to

have--as I recently had--to go to four plumbers before I could get one to

do a small job for me, and still more trying to find the fourth man fail

me after he had promised to come. Such accidents are of everyday

occurrence in colonial life, and they make one doubt the advantages of a

wealthy working-class. But, independent and difficult to please as the

colonial working-man is, his carelessness is only a natural consequence

of the value set on his labour. Provided he does not drink, you can get

as good a day's work out of him as at home. He will pick his time as to

when he will do your job, and hesitate whether he will do it at all;

but having once started on it, he generally does his best for you.

Too often the sudden increase of wages is too much for his mental

equilibrium, and a man who was sober enough as a poor man at home,

finds no better use for his loose cash than to put it into the

public-house till. But as a class I do not think Australian working men

are less sober than those at home. Those who are industrious and careful

in a very few years rise to be masters and employers of labour, and are

at all times so sure of constant employment that it is no wonder they do

not care about undertaking odd jobs. If their manner is as independent as

their character, I am far from blaming them for it, though occasionally

one could wish they did not confound civility and servility as being

equally degrading to the free and independent elector. But when you meet

the man on equal terms in an omnibus or on other neutral ground, this

cause of complaint is removed. Where he is sure of his equality he makes

no attempt to assert it, and the treatment he receives from many

_parvenu_ employers is no doubt largely the cause of intrusive assertion

of equality towards employers in general. Politically he is led by the

nose, but this is hardly astonishing, since, in nine cases out of ten,

his electoral qualifications are a novelty to him. He carries his

politics in his pocket, or what the penny papers tell him are his

pockets; or, if he rises above selfish considerations he is taken in by

the bunkum of his self-styled friends. But in what country are the free

and independent electors wiser? Happily for Australia, his Radicalism

rarely lasts long, if he is worth his salt. He becomes in a few years one

of the propertied class, has leisure to learn something of the conditions

under which property is best preserved and added to, and thus--according

to the admission of the leading Radical paper--Conservatism is constantly

encroaching on the ranks of Liberalism. Except under very rare

circumstances poverty in Australia may fairly be considered a reproach.

Every man has it in his power to earn a comfortable living; and if after

he has been some time in the colonies the working-man does not become one

of the capitalists his organs inveigh against, he has only himself to

blame.

Of the three sections into which the working-class may be divided--old

chums, new chums, and colonials--the first-named are, on the whole, the

best. For the most part they began life with a superabundance of animal

spirits, and a love of adventure, which have been toned down by a

practical experience of the hardships they dreamed of. They certainly

drink most and swear most of the three sections, but with all their

failings there are few men who can do a harder day's work than they.

Barring pure misfortune, there is always some good reason for their still

remaining in the class they sprang from. Though this is not always

strictly true, since a good many of them began life higher up in the

world than they are now. Still I prefer them to the pepper-and-salt

mixture which has been sent out under that happy-go-lucky process--free

immigration. When the colonies were so badly in want of population, they

could not stop to pick and choose. Hence a large influx of loafers, men

who, without any positive vice, will do anything rather than a hard day's

work, and who come out under the impression that gold is to be picked up

in the streets of Melbourne. Under the name of 'the unemployed' they are

a constant source of worry to the Government, whom they consider bound to

give them something light and easy, with 7s. 6d. or 8s. a day, and give

rise abroad to the utterly false impression that there am times when it

is hard for an industrious man to get work in Australia. Of course many

of our immigrants have become first-rate workmen, but such men soon rise

in the social scale.

The best workman when he chooses, and the most difficult to get hold of,

is the thoroughbred colonial. Being able to read and write does not,

however, keep him from being as brutal as Coupeau, and, except from a

muscular point of view, he is often by no means a promising specimen of

colonization. It is from this section of the community that the

'larrikins,' as they are called, are recruited, roughs of the worst

description, insulting and often robbing people in Melbourne itself, and

moving about in gangs with whose united force the police is powerless to

cope. Sometimes they break into hotels and have 'free drinks' all round,

maltreating the landlord if he protests. In a younger stage they content

themselves with frightening helpless women, and kicking every Chinaman

they meet. On all sides it is acknowledged that the larrikin element is

daily increasing, and has already reached, especially in Melbourne,

proportions which make it threaten to amount to a social clanger within a

few years. Of late their outbreaks have not been confined to night-work,

but take place in open daylight, _coram populo et_ police. No one

exactly knows how to meet the difficulty, and What shall we do with our

larrikins?' is likely to replace the former popular cry of 'What shall

we do with our boys?' to which some ingenious person furnished the

obvious answer, 'Marry them to our girls.' Corporal punishment for

corporal offences is in my opinion and that of most of the serious

portion of the community, the only remedy which is likely also to act as

a preventive; but however desirable it may be acknowledged to be, there

is a difficulty in bringing it into use in communities whose sympathies

are so essentially democratic as those of Victoria and New South

Wales--for in Adelaide the police has still the upper hand. The votes of

these very larrikins turn the scale at elections. Their kith and kin form

a majority of the population, and therefore of the electorate. However

much a member of Parliament or a Minister may recognise the necessity of

meeting a social danger, he can hardly afford to do it at the expense of

his seat.

At the time of the Kelly trial practical demonstration of the latent

sympathy with crime in Melbourne was afforded. Thousands of persons,

headed by the Chairman of Committees of the House of Assembly, actually

agitated for the reprieve of the most notorious, if not the greatest,

criminal in the annals of Australia, a man whose murders were not to be

counted on the fingers; and all this because for over two years he had

set the police at defiance, and after a life of murder and rapine had,

shown the courage of despair when his only choice was between being shot

by a policeman or hung on the gallows. In many respects, as, I have

elsewhere intimated, our free political system makes the social outlook

here far more promising than in Europe; but larrikinism is a peculiar

danger already well above the horizon, against which we seem powerless to

deal. Some set it down to the absence of religious teaching in the State

schools, but its real point and origin seems rather to lie in the absence

of parental authority at home and the unpopularity of the old proverb:

'Spare the rod and spoil the child.'

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