AGAMEMNON had long felt it an impropriety to live in a house that was
called a “semi-detached” house, when there was no other “semi” to it.
It had always remained wholly detached, as the owner had never built the
other half. Mrs.
Peterkin felt this was not a sufficient reason for undertaking the
terrible process of a move to another house, when they were fully
satisfied with the one they were in.
But a more powerful reason forced them to go. The track of a new
railroad had to be carried directly through the place, and a station was
to be built on that very spot.
Mrs. Peterkin so much dreaded moving that she questioned whether they
could not continue to live in the upper part of the house and give up
the lower part to the station. They could then dine at the restaurant,
and it would be very convenient about travelling, as there would be no
danger of missing the train, if one were sure of the direction.
But when the track was actually laid by the side of the house, and the
steam-engine of the construction train puffed and screamed under the
dining-room windows, and the engineer calmly looked in to see what the
family had for dinner, she felt, indeed, that they must move.
But where should they go? It was difficult to find a house that
satisfied the whole family. One was too far off, and looked into a
tan-pit; another was too much in the middle of the town, next door to
a machine-shop. Elizabeth Eliza wanted a porch covered with vines, that
should face the sunset; while Mr.
Peterkin thought it would not be convenient to sit there looking towards
the west in the late afternoon (which was his only leisure time), for
the sun would shine in his face. The little boys wanted a house with
a great many doors, so that they could go in and out often. But Mr.
Peterkin did not like so much slamming, and felt there was more danger
of burglars with so many doors.
Agamemnon wanted an observatory, and Solomon John a shed for a workshop.
If he could have carpenters’ tools and a workbench he could build an
observatory, if it were wanted.
But it was necessary to decide upon something, for they must leave
their house directly. So they were obliged to take Mr. Finch’s, at the
Corners. It satisfied none of the family. The porch was a piazza, and
was opposite a barn. There were three other doors,--too many to
please Mr. Peterkin, and not enough for the little boys. There was no
observatory, and nothing to observe if there were one, as the house was
too low and some high trees shut out any view. Elizabeth Eliza had
hoped for a view; but Mr. Peterkin con soled her by deciding it was more
healthy to have to walk for a view, and Mrs. Peterkin agreed that they
might get tired of the same every day.
And everybody was glad a selection was made, and the little boys carried
their india-rubber boots the very first afternoon.
Elizabeth Eliza wanted to have some system in the moving, and spent the
evening in drawing up a plan. It would be easy to arrange everything
beforehand, so that there should not be the confusion that her mother
dreaded, and the discomfort they had in their last move. Mrs. Peterkin
shook her head; she did not think it possible to move with any comfort.
Agamemnon said a great deal could be done with a list and a programme.
Elizabeth Eliza declared if all were well arranged a programme would
make it perfectly easy. They were to have new parlor carpets, which
could be put down in the new house the first thing. Then the parlor
furniture could be moved in, and there would be two comfortable rooms,
in which Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin could sit while the rest of the move
went on. Then the old parlor carpets could be taken up for the new
dining-room and the downstairs bedroom, and the family could meanwhile
dine at the old house. Mr. Peterkin did not object to this, though the
distance was considerable, as he felt exercise would be good for them
all.
Elizabeth Eliza’s programme then arranged that the dining-room furniture
should be moved the third day, by which time one of the old parlor
carpets would be down in the new dining-room, and they could still sleep
in the old house. Thus there would always be a quiet, comfortable place
in one house or the other. Each night, when Mr. Peterkin came home, he
would find some place for quiet thought and rest, and each day there
should be moved only the furniture needed for a certain room. Great
confusion would be avoided and nothing misplaced. Elizabeth Eliza wrote
these last words at the head of her programme,--“Misplace nothing.”
And Agamemnon made a copy of the programme for each member of the
family.
THE PETERKINS ARE MOVED.--Page 126. The first thing to be done was to
buy the parlor carpets. Elizabeth Eliza had already looked at some
in Boston, and the next morning she went, by an early train, with her
father, Agamemnon, and Solomon John, to decide upon them.
They got home about eleven o’clock, and when they reached the house
were dismayed to find two furniture wagons in front of the gate, already
partly filled! Mrs. Peterkin was walking in and out of the open door, a
large book in one hand, and a duster in the other, and she came to meet
them in an agony of anxiety. What should they do? The furniture carts
had appeared soon after the rest had left for Boston, and the men
had insisted upon beginning to move the things. In vain had she shown
Elizabeth Eliza’s programme; in vain had she insisted they must take
only the parlor furniture. They had declared they must put the heavy
pieces in the bottom of the cart, and the lighter furniture on top. So
she had seen them go into every room in the house, and select one piece
of furniture after another, without even looking at Elizabeth Eliza’s
programme; she doubted if they could have read it if they had looked at
it.
Mr. Peterkin had ordered the carters to come; but he had no idea they
would come so early, and supposed it would take them a long time to fill
the carts.
But they had taken the dining-room sideboard first,--a heavy piece of
furniture,--and all its contents were now on the dining-room tables.
Then, indeed, they selected the parlor book-case, but had set every book
on the floor The men had told Mrs. Peterkin they would put the books in
the bottom of the cart, very much in the order they were taken from the
shelves. But by this time Mrs. Peterkin was considering the carters as
natural enemies, and dared not trust them; besides, the books ought all
to be dusted. So she was now holding one of the volumes of Agamemnon’s
Encyclopædia, with difficulty, in one hand, while she was dusting it
with the other. Elizabeth Eliza was in dismay. At this moment four men
were bringing down a large chest of drawers from her father’s room, and
they called to her to stand out of the way. The parlors were a scene of
confusion. In dusting the books Mrs. Peterkin neglected to restore them
to the careful rows in which they were left by the men, and they lay in
hopeless masses in different parts of the room. Elizabeth Eliza sunk in
despair upon the end of a sofa.
“It would have been better to buy the red and blue carpet,” said Solomon
John.
“Is not the carpet bought?” exclaimed Mrs. Peterkin. And then they were
obliged to confess they had been unable to decide upon one, and had come
back to consult Mrs. Peterkin.
“What shall we do?” asked Mrs. Peterkin.
Elizabeth Eliza rose from the sofa and went to the door, saying, “I
shall be back in a moment.”
Agamemnon slowly passed round the room, collecting the scattered volumes
of his Encyclopædia. Mr. Peterkin offered a helping hand to a man
lifting a wardrobe.
Elizabeth Eliza soon returned. “I did not like to go and ask her. But
I felt that I must in such an emergency. I explained to her the whole
matter, and she thinks we should take the carpet at Makillan’s.”
“Makillan’s” was a store in the village, and the carpet was the only one
all the family had liked without any doubt; but they had supposed they
might prefer one from Boston.
The moment was a critical one. Solomon John was sent directly to
Makillan’s to order the carpet to be put down that very day. But where
should they dine? where should they have their supper? and where was Mr.
Peterkin’s “quiet hour”?
Elizabeth Eliza was frantic; the dining-room floor and table were
covered with things.
It was decided that Mr. and Mrs. Peterkin should dine at the Bromwicks,
who had been most neighborly in their offers, and the rest should get
something to eat at the baker’s.
Agamemnon and Elizabeth Eliza hastened away to be ready to receive the
carts at the other house, and direct the furniture as they could. After
all there was something exhilarating in this opening of the new house,
and in deciding where things should go. Gayly Elizabeth Eliza stepped
down the front garden of the new home, and across the piazza, and to the
door. But it was locked, and she had no keys!
“Agamemnon, did you bring the keys?” she exclaimed.
No, he had not seen them since the morning,--when--ah!--yes, the little
boys were allowed to go to the house for their india-rubber boots,
as there was a threatening of rain. Perhaps they had left some door
unfastened--perhaps they had put the keys under the door-mat. No, each
door, each window, was solidly closed, and there was no mat!
“I shall have to go to the school to see if they took the keys with
them,” said Agamemnon; “or else go home to see if they left them there.”
The school was in a different direction from the house, and far at the
other end of the town; for Mr. Peterkin had not yet changed the boys’
school, as he proposed to do after their move.
“That will be the only way,” said Elizabeth Eliza; for it had been
arranged that the little boys should take their lunch to school, and not
come home at noon.
She sat down on the steps to wait, but only for a moment, for the
carts soon appeared, turning the corner. What should be done with the
furniture? Of course the carters must wait for the keys, as she should
need them to set the furniture up in the right places. But they could
not stop for this. They put it down upon the piazza, on the steps, in
the garden, and Elizabeth Eliza saw how incongruous it was! There was
something from every room in the house! Even the large family chest,
which had proved too heavy for them to travel with had come down from
the attic, and stood against the front door.
And Solomon John appeared with the carpet woman, and a boy with a
wheelbarrow, bringing the new carpet. And all stood and waited. Some
opposite neighbors appeared to offer advice and look on, and Elizabeth
Eliza groaned inwardly that only the shabbiest of their furniture
appeared to be standing full in view.
It seemed ages before Agamemnon returned, and no wonder; for he had been
to the house, then to the school, then back to the house, for one of
the little boys had left the keys at home, in the pocket of his clothes.
Meanwhile the carpet-woman had waited, and the boy with the wheelbarrow
had waited, and when they got in they found the parlor must be swept and
cleaned. So the carpet-woman went off in dudgeon, for she was sure there
would not be time enough to do anything.
And one of the carts came again, and in their hurry the men set the
furniture down anywhere. Elizabeth Eliza was hoping to make a little
place in the dining-room, where they might have their supper, and go
home to sleep. But she looked out, and there were the carters bringing
the bedsteads, and proceeding to carry them upstairs.
In despair Elizabeth Eliza went back to the old house. If she had been
there she might have prevented this. She found Mrs. Peterkin in an agony
about the entry oil-cloth. It had been made in the house, and how could
it be taken out of the house? Agamemnon made measurements; it certainly
could not go out of the front door! He suggested it might be left till
the house was pulled down, when it could easily be moved out of one
side. But Elizabeth Eliza reminded him that the whole house was to
be moved without being taken apart. Perhaps it could be cut in strips
narrow enough to go out. One of the men loading the remaining cart
disposed of the question by coming in and rolling up the oil-cloth and
carrying it on on top of his wagon.
Elizabeth Eliza felt she must hurry back to the new house. But what
should they do?--no beds here, no carpets there! The dining-room table
and sideboard were at the other house, the plates, and forks, and
spoons here. In vain she looked at her programme. It was all reversed;
everything was misplaced. Mr. Peterkin would suppose they were to eat
here and sleep here, and what had become of the little boys?
Meanwhile the man with the first cart had returned. They fell to packing
the dining-room china.
They were up in the attic, they were down in the cellar. Even one
suggested to take the tacks out of the parlor carpets, as they should
want to take them next.
Mrs. Peterkin sunk upon a kitchen chair.
“Oh, I wish we had decided to stay and be moved in the house!” she
exclaimed.
Solomon John urged his mother to go to the new house, for Mr. Peterkin
would be there for his “quiet hour.” And when the carters at last
appeared, carrying the parlor carpets on their shoulders, she sighed and
said, “There is nothing left,” and meekly consented to be led away.
They reached the new house to find Mr. Peterkin sitting calmly in a
rocking-chair on the piazza, watching the oxen coming into the opposite
barn. He was waiting for the keys, which Solomon John had taken back
with him. The little boys were in a horse-chestnut tree, at the side of
the house.
Agamemnon opened the door. The passages were crowded with furniture, the
floors were strewn with books; the bureau was upstairs that was to stand
in a lower bedroom; there was not a place to lay a table,--there was
nothing to lay upon it; for the knives and plates and spoons had not
come, and although the tables were there they were covered with chairs
and boxes.
At this moment came a covered basket from the lady from Philadelphia. It
contained a choice supper, and forks and spoons, and at the same moment
appeared a pot of hot tea from an opposite neighbor. They placed all
this on the back of a bookcase lying upset, and sat around it. Solomon
John came rushing in from the gate.
“The last load is coming! We are all moved!” he exclaimed; and the
little boys joined in a chorus, “We are moved! we are moved!”
Mrs. Peterkin looked sadly round; the kitchen utensils were lying on the
parlor lounge, and an old family gun on Elizabeth Eliza’s hat-box. The
parlor clock stood on a barrel; some coal-scuttles had been placed on
the parlor table, a bust of Washington stood in the door-way, and the
looking-glasses leaned against the pillars of the piazza. But they were
moved! Mrs. Peterkin felt, indeed, that they were very much moved.