CHAPTER V.

AN OLD FASHIONED SHEPHERD--OLD TRICKER--A GARDENER--MY SECOND HEAD

CARTER--A LABOURER.

"Along the cool sequester'd vale of life

They kept the noiseless tenor of their way."

--GRAY'S _Elegy_.

I had experiences of various shepherds, and the man I remember best

was John C. Short, sturdy, strong, and willing, he was somewhat

prejudiced and old-fashioned, with many traditions and inherited

convictions as to remedies and the treatment of sheep. John had a

knowing expression; his nose projected and his forehead and chin

retreated, so that his profile was angular. He wore the old-fashioned

long smock-frock--not the modern short linen jacket which goes by the

name of smock, but a garment that reached to his knees, with a

beautifully worked front over the chest. It is a pity that these old

smock-frocks are no longer in vogue: I never see one now; they were

most picturesque, and afforded great protection from the rough weather

which a shepherd has constantly to face. His hat was of soft felt,

placed well towards the back of his head, and, behind it, he wore a

wealth of curls overlapping the collar of his smock. John was very

proud of his curls; he told a group of men, who were sheep-dipping

with him, that the parasites of the sheep, which are formidable in

appearance, never troubled him until they reached his head. "Into them

curls, I suppose, John?" said a flippant bystander. John was pleased

that his most attractive feature should receive even this recognition.

Altogether he presented a notable figure, and one quite typical of his

profession, especially when armed with his staff of office, his crook.

He was inclined to superstitious beliefs, and told me when I noticed

the matted condition of the manes of some colts domiciled in a distant

set of buildings that he reckoned "Old P. G."--an ancient dame in a

neighbouring cottage with a reputation for witchcraft--"had been

a-ridin' of 'em on moonlight nights." This matted appearance of colts'

manes, which is only the natural result of their not being groomed or

combed when young and unbroken, was known in many country places as

"hag-ridden." Such superstitions are now nearly, if not quite,

extinct, but still linger in old place-names, for it was usual in

former times to attribute any uncommon or surprising physical

appearance to supernatural agency. Thus we have such names as "Devil's

Dyke," "Devil's Punchbowl," "Puck Pits," "Pokes-down" (Puck's Down),

and many others.

The fairy rings, too, which puzzled our ancestors, are explicable by a

natural process. The starting-point is a fungus, _Marasmius oreades_,

which in due course sheds its spores in a tiny circle around it; the

decay of the fungus supplies nitrogen to the grass, and renders it

dark green in colour. The circle expands, always outwards, more and

more fungi appearing every year; it does not return inwards because

the mineral constituents of the soil are exhausted by the growth of

the fungus and of the grass, under the stimulus of the abundant

nitrogen left by the former, so that the dark ring of grass extends

its diameter year by year.

In the _Tempest_ Shakespeare refers to the fairies:

"... That

By moonshine do the green sour ringlets make,

Whereof the ewe not bites."

John carried a magic bottle of caustic liniment for application to the

feet of sheep affected with the complaint called "foot-rot." The cause

of this troublesome disease is excessive development of the walls of

the hoof, owing to the animals grazing exclusively on wet pasture, the

surface of which is too soft to keep them worn down; the walls

gradually double over and collect wet mud, which causes inflammation.

It never occurred on my arable land, either among ewes or younger

sheep, but whenever I bought sheep from the flint stones of Hampshire

and grazed them on soft pasture, it soon made its appearance. The

remedy is timely and constant paring of the hoof before any tendency

to lameness is observed, and when this is properly attended to no

caustic application is necessary. Lame sheep indicate an inefficient

shepherd, and the disorder has been well called "Shepherd's Neglect."

An eminent breeder of prize Hampshire Down sheep told me that, when

contemplating the exhibition of sheep, the first necessity is to get a

"prize shepherd," a man with a presence, and a reputation which he

would not risk in the show-ring without something worth exhibiting. I

started a flock of pedigree Shropshires, but my land was too good and

grew them too big and coarse for showing, and I soon found that it was

useless to try, though I succeeded in taking a prize at the

Warwickshire county show. It so happened that when my shepherd (not

John) returned in great triumph from the show, he found his first-born

son, who had arrived in his absence, awaiting him. "Well done,

shupperd," said a neighbour, "got him a son and a prize the same day!"

John was jealous of any interference in his remedial measures for

ailing sheep, but my wife, who doctored the village generally, was

anxious to try her hand, having little faith in his skill; so we

arranged that the next time he had what he considered a hopeless case

it was to be given over to her exclusively. The opportunity soon

occurred; a ewe was found caught by the fleece in some rough briars in

an old hedge, where it had been some hours in great distress, and,

with much struggling to free itself, it was quite exhausted. Pneumonia

supervened, and when John thought it impossible to save its life he

handed the case over to my wife. She succeeded, chiefly, I think, by

careful nursing, in pulling it through, much to John's surprise;

doubtless he thought its recovery a lucky fluke. John was given to

occasional alcoholic lapses; on one occasion I found him aimlessly

driving sheep across a field of growing mangolds! I could see that he

was muddled, and on reaching home later I sought an interview. He was

not to be found, but at his cottage his wife told me that John was not

very well. I postponed my reckoning till the following day, when, with

great readiness, he explained how it happened. "The day before," he

said, "I frained my fittle (refrained from my victuals) all day, and

when I got up yesterday I didn't feel justly righteous (quite right)

ov my inside; so I gets a bit of 'bacca, just about as much as _you_

med put in your pipe (this, apparently, to incriminate me), and I

putts it at the bottom of a tay-cup, with a drop ov rum; then I fills

it up with hot tay and drinks it off, and very soon I felt it a coming

over (overcoming) mer (me)."

Sheep-breeding was not one of the most important branches of farming

in my part of Worcestershire: the land is too stiff and wet, they

thrive much better on the Cotswolds or the chalk downs of Hampshire.

At one time I visited the latter county every summer, attending the

big fairs like Overton or Alresford, for the purpose of buying 100

draft ("full-mouthed") ewes from one of the best flocks. It was very

interesting in the early morning, reaching Overton by rail from

Basingstoke, where I had passed the night at the Red Lion with £300 in

bank-notes under my pillow, to see the gipsies in the village asleep

on the ground under their vans, the girls sometimes awake, combing

their hair, and beautifying themselves in readiness for the pleasure

fair where they were to appear in charge of the shooting-galleries and

competitions. A short walk, with only time for a passing glance at the

speckled trout near the bridge over the Itchen, which I never omitted,

took me to the sheep-pens on the hill-top where the fair is held. One

could see the flocks, with their shepherds always _in front_ and the

dogs behind, winding along the narrow lanes, which, from all

directions, lead to the hill, in a cloud of chalky dust, flock after

flock with only a few dividing yards between them. It is advisable to

reach the fairground thus early, to see the sheep before they are

penned; they can be much better inspected in the open than when packed

close together, and a more reliable opinion of their condition can be

formed. From the aesthetic point of view the grand old shepherds

interested me most, dignified, patriarchal men, with a reserve of

strength of character evident in their rugged features, and the

patience and hardihood that takes little heed of exposure to every

variety of weather.

The sheep were sold by auction, and when I had bought a pen of 100,

generally from Lord Ashburton's flock, paid the auctioneer's clerk as

soon as possible and received a ticket permitting the release of the

sheep, as the roads in all directions are soon crowded, I induced the

shepherd to help in driving them to the railway-station. He was always

a dear old fellow, and full of interesting information. On reaching

the station we packed the sheep into three open trucks, so close that

they could not jump out, and despatched them to Worcestershire,

whither they would arrive about noon the following day. We never had a

mishap with them on the journey, but they were terribly thirsty on

reaching Aldington, and made straight for water immediately.

Old Tricker came to Worcestershire originally with a farmer who

migrated from Suffolk, which proves him to have been a valuable man.

But he was worn out even when he first came to work for me, though as

willing and industrious as ever. My bailiff often praised him--for his

work was excellent, if somewhat slow on account of his age--and used

to tell him that "All as be the matter with you, Tricker, is that you

was born too soon," which was only too true, for he must have been the

oldest man on the farm by at least twenty years. He was a steady

worker, and was often so absorbed in his job, such as hoeing, that,

being, moreover, somewhat deaf, he was not aware of my approach until

I was quite close. On such occasions, with a violent start, he always

said: "My word, how you did frighten I, to be sure! Shows I don't look

about me much, however, don't it?"

He was fond of fairs, wakes, and "mops"--no doubt they were

reminiscent of old days, for he lived in the past--and he would often

beg a day off for such outings; he was a subject for the chaff of the

other men for his gaiety when these jaunts took place. They pretended

that, as a widower for many years, it was time for him to think of

another courtship. On a festive occasion, when we were giving a dinner

to all the men and their wives, great amusement was caused by

crackers, which the guests, I think, had never seen before, containing

paper caps and imitation jewellery; and it was a merry scene when all

around the tables were decorated in the most incongruous fashion. Old

Tricker happened to become possessed of a plain gilt wedding-ring, and

of course chaff was levelled at him from all sides: "Ah, Tricker; sly

dog, sly dog!" and so on. He was greatly pleased, accepting

good-naturedly the part of pantaloon of the piece; and I am sure, from

his beaming smiles, he felt, for a time at least, dozens of years

younger.

Years before, when still able to do a good day's work, he walked to

Ipswich to revisit his old home, a distance of about 160 miles, which

he accomplished in four days, and returned in the same time. He had

been specially struck by the building of a new post-office there--this

must have been at least thirty years before the time of which I am

writing. One of my brothers who lived near Ipswich was visiting me,

and I introduced him to the old man, knowing that they would have

common interests. No sooner did Tricker hear that my brother had just

come from Ipswich than he inquired anxiously if the new post-office

was finished. "Oh yes, and pulled down some years ago, and a new one

built!" Tricker was astonished; the years had evidently slipped by him

unnoticed, and no record of dates remained in his memory.

Tricker often got a little mixed in the names of novelties or in

unusual words. I chanced to pass him one day along the road, on my

omnicycle, and next time I saw him he referred to it, adding: "I

didn't know as you'd got a phlorsopher (velocipede and philosopher)"!

Some of my land had been occupied by the Romans in very distant days,

and coins and pottery were frequently found. Tricker, having heard of

the Romans, also of Roman Catholics, jumbled them together, and

"reckoned" that the former inhabitants of these fields were "some of

those old Romans or Cartholics."

This mixture of words, generally bearing some relation to each other,

was not infrequently carried still further by making one word of two.

With some of the villagers "conservatory" stood for conservative and

tory, and "containment" for concert and entertainment. A messenger who

was asked to bring _Daniel Deronda_ from the Evesham library returned

with the announcement that "Dannel Deronomy" was not available; this

appeared to be a confusion between the books of Daniel and

Deuteronomy. A cook (not a Worcestershire person) was asked if the

papers had come. "Yes; the _Standard_ has arrived, but not the Condy's

fluid _(Connoisseur)_ "! The regatta at Evesham was always "the

regretta." An old sexton working in a churchyard, from whom I inquired

if there was a bridge over the river, replied: "Only a temperance

bridge (temporary bridge)."

Tricker, as a very typical representative of the agricultural labourer

in old age, was engaged as model for a figure in a picture by Mr.

Chevalier Taylor, then staying in Badsey. He sat in this capacity when

work was not very pressing, and day by day used to repair to the

artist's lodgings with his tools on his shoulder. His remuneration was

half a crown a day--ordinary day wages for an able-bodied man--but he

told me that the inaction was very trying, and that a day as model was

much more exacting than a day's work on the farm.

When the old man could no longer complete even a short day's work, and

suffered from the cold in winter, he decided to go to the workhouse

for a time, but he was out again before the cuckoo was singing, and we

found him light jobs "by the piece," so that he could work for as long

or as short a time as suited him. He was most grateful for any

assistance, and told me that "A little help is worth a deal of

sympathy." Eventually he became a permanent inmate of the workhouse,

much to my grief; but it is, of course, impossible to run a farm on

which heavy poor-rate has to be paid, as a philanthropic institution.

The difficulty with aged and infirm persons is not so much food and

maintenance as the necessity for nursing and supervision, which are

expensive and difficult to arrange. Tricker told me that he could live

on sixpence a day, and if it had been a question of food only, and our

village could have cut itself adrift from the Union and the rates it

entailed, we could easily have more than kept the poor old man to the

end of his days in comfort. For years he was the only parishioner

receiving any help from the immense sum the parish annually paid in

rates. I have heard it said that out of every shilling of the

ratepayer's contributions the poor people only get twopence or its

equivalent, the officials and administration expenses absorbing the

remaining tenpence.

My first gardener had been employed at the Manor, when I came, for

very many years, and at the end of ten more he was obliged to resign

through old age. He had planted the poplars round the mill-pond in his

earliest days, and, among other trees, the beautiful weeping wych-elm

on the lawn behind the house. The weeping effect he produced by

beheading the tree when quite small and grafting it with a slip of the

weeping variety, and the junction was still plainly visible. It was a

symmetrical and, especially when in bloom, a lovely tree, but as the

blossoms died and scattered themselves all over the grass, they

worried the methodical old man, and every spring he wished it had

never been planted. It had flourished amazingly, and we could

comfortably find sitting room at tea for sixty or seventy people at a

garden-party in its shade.

He was an excellent gardener, but did not care about novelties in

flowers, though at one time he made a hobby of raising new kinds of

potatoes. His greatest success was the original Ashleaf variety, the

stock of which he sold to Mr. Myatt for a guinea, and which was

afterwards introduced to the public as "Myatt's Early Ashleaf." It was

one of the best potatoes ever grown, very early, and splendid in

quality, and it was unfortunate that he parted with it so cheaply,

though, of course, the purchaser of the first few tubers had no idea

of its immense potential value, and possibly, like so many novelties,

it might have proved a failure. It is still in cultivation, though its

constitution is impaired, like that of all potatoes of long standing.

Later on I shall have more to say about this unfortunate tendency to

deterioration.

J.E. was one of my most reliable men, working for me, first as

under-carter and afterwards as head carter, for, I think, altogether

twenty-six years; he was well educated and a great reader, quiet and

somewhat reserved, and though his humour did not lie on the surface,

he could appreciate a joke. My recollections of him, after his

steadiness and reliability, are chiefly of his personal mishaps, for

he was an unlucky man in this particular.

I was on my round one morning when I met a breathless carter-boy

making for the village. Asked where he was off to, "Please, sir," he

replied, "I be to fetch Master E. another pair of trowsers!"

"Trousers," said I; "what on earth for?" "Please, sir, the bull ha'

ripped 'em!" I hurried on, and soon saw that it was no laughing

matter, for I found poor E. in a terrible plight of rags and tatters,

sitting in a cart-shed in some outlying buildings, on a roller. The

cowman was standing by holding a Jersey bull. The story was soon told.

The cowman, having to go into the yard, had asked E. to hold the bull

a minute. Unfortunately, the animal had only a halter on him, the

cowman having omitted to bring the stick, with hook and swivel, to

attach to the bull's nose-ring. No sooner was the cowman out of sight

than the bull began to fret, and, turning upon E., knocked him down

between a mangoldbury and the outside wall of the yard. In this

position he was unable to get a direct attack upon the man, but he

managed to gore him badly and tear his clothes to pieces. The cowman,

hearing E. calling, came back and rescued him, the bull becoming quite

docile with his regular attendant. Poor E. was black and blue when he

got home in the pony-cart, and was laid up for many weeks afterwards.

He undoubtedly had a very narrow escape. It is curious that, though

the Jersey cows are the most docile of any kind, the bulls are the

most uncertain and, when annoyed, savage; I had trouble with two or

three, and one became so dangerous that he had to be killed in his

stall.

E.'s bad luck overtook him again when returning from Evesham with,

fortunately, an empty waggon and team; one of the horses was startled,

and E. ran forwards to catch the reins. By some means he fell, and the

waggon-wheels passed over him; had it been full, as it was on the

outward journey, with a heavy load of beans, it would have been a

serious matter, but nevertheless he suffered a great deal for some

time afterwards.

J.E. must have walked many hundreds of miles among my hops with the

horses drawing "the mistifier," a syringing machine which pumped a

mist-like spray of soft soap and quassia solution upon the under-side

of the hop-leaves, when attacked by the aphis blight; and he must have

destroyed many millions of aphides, for the blight was an annual

occurrence at Aldington, and taxed our energies to the utmost at one

of the busiest times of year.

Mrs. J.E. was, and is, one of those kind persons always ready to do a

good turn to a neighbour. She and her husband brought up a large

family, all of whom have done well, and a son in the Grenadier Guards

especially distinguished himself in the war. She has a remarkable

memory for dates of birthdays, weddings, and such-like events, and

often writes us one of her interesting letters, full of information of

the old village.

I had many experiences of the honesty of the agricultural labourer,

but one especially remains in my mind. I.P., a man living some two

miles from Aldington, regularly walked the four miles there and back

for many years, in addition to his day's work. He was an excellent

drainer, and a most useful all-round man, exceedingly strong and

willing, bright and cheerful in conversation, and I had a very high

opinion of him. I had just reached the end of a long pay when he

reappeared--having taken his wages earlier in the proceedings--and

asked if I had made a mistake in his money; a sovereign was missing,

and he could not remember actually taking it from the table with the

rest of the cash. I at once balanced my payments and receipts for the

evening, but they corresponded exactly. It was a serious matter, as a

half-year's rent was due to the owner of his cottage that day, and

I.P. was one of those men who take a pride in paying up with

punctuality. I could see, as he realized that the sovereign was lost,

how disappointed and worried he felt, and being glad of an opportunity

to do him a good turn, I gave him another, and sent him away very

grateful. Later still he returned again, placed a sovereign on my

table, and said that he had nearly reached home when he felt something

hard against his knee, inside his corduroys, where he found the

missing coin; there was a hole in his pocket, but the encircling

string which labourers tie below the knee had prevented its escape.

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