CAMPING OUT

It seems to be agreed that civilization is kept up only by a constant

effort: Nature claims its own speedily when the effort is relaxed.

If you clear a patch of fertile ground in the forest, uproot the

stumps, and plant it, year after year, in potatoes and maize, you say

you have subdued it. But, if you leave it for a season or two, a

kind of barbarism seems to steal out upon it from the circling woods;

coarse grass and brambles cover it; bushes spring up in a wild

tangle; the raspberry and the blackberry flower and fruit; and the

humorous bear feeds upon them. The last state of that ground is

worse than the first.

Perhaps the cleared spot is called Ephesus. There is a splendid city

on the plain; there are temples and theatres on the hills; the

commerce of the world seeks its port; the luxury of the Orient flows

through its marble streets. You are there one day when the sea has

receded: the plain is a pestilent marsh; the temples, the theatres,

the lofty gates have sunken and crumbled, and the wild-brier runs

over them; and, as you grow pensive in the most desolate place in the

world, a bandit lounges out of a tomb, and offers to relieve you of

all that which creates artificial distinctions in society. The

higher the civilization has risen, the more abject is the desolation

of barbarism that ensues. The most melancholy spot in the

Adirondacks is not a tamarack-swamp, where the traveler wades in moss

and mire, and the atmosphere is composed of equal active parts of

black-flies, mosquitoes, and midges. It is the village of the

Adirondack Iron-Works, where the streets of gaunt houses are falling

to pieces, tenantless; the factory-wheels have stopped; the furnaces

are in ruins; the iron and wooden machinery is strewn about in

helpless detachment; and heaps of charcoal, ore, and slag proclaim an

arrested industry. Beside this deserted village, even Calamity Pond,

shallow, sedgy, with its ragged shores of stunted firs, and its

melancholy shaft that marks the spot where the proprietor of the

iron-works accidentally shot himself, is cheerful.

The instinct of barbarism that leads people periodically to throw

aside the habits of civilization, and seek the freedom and discomfort

of the woods, is explicable enough; but it is not so easy to

understand why this passion should be strongest in those who are most

refined, and most trained in intellectual and social fastidiousness.

Philistinism and shoddy do not like the woods, unless it becomes

fashionable to do so; and then, as speedily as possible, they

introduce their artificial luxuries, and reduce the life in the

wilderness to the vulgarity of a well-fed picnic. It is they who

have strewn the Adirondacks with paper collars and tin cans. The

real enjoyment of camping and tramping in the woods lies in a return

to primitive conditions of lodging, dress, and food, in as total an

escape as may be from the requirements of civilization. And it

remains to be explained why this is enjoyed most by those who are

most highly civilized. It is wonderful to see how easily the

restraints of society fall off. Of course it is not true that

courtesy depends upon clothes with the best people; but, with others,

behavior hangs almost entirely upon dress. Many good habits are

easily got rid of in the woods. Doubt sometimes seems to be felt

whether Sunday is a legal holiday there. It becomes a question of

casuistry with a clergyman whether he may shoot at a mark on Sunday,

if none of his congregation are present. He intends no harm: he only

gratifies a curiosity to see if he can hit the mark. Where shall he

draw the line? Doubtless he might throw a stone at a chipmunk, or

shout at a loon. Might he fire at a mark with an air-gun that makes

no noise? He will not fish or hunt on Sunday (although he is no more

likely to catch anything that day than on any other); but may he eat

trout that the guide has caught on Sunday, if the guide swears he

caught them Saturday night? Is there such a thing as a vacation in

religion? How much of our virtue do we owe to inherited habits?

I am not at all sure whether this desire to camp outside of

civilization is creditable to human nature, or otherwise. We hear

sometimes that the Turk has been merely camping for four centuries in

Europe. I suspect that many of us are, after all, really camping

temporarily in civilized conditions; and that going into the

wilderness is an escape, longed for, into our natural and preferred

state. Consider what this " camping out " is, that is confessedly so

agreeable to people most delicately reared. I have no desire to

exaggerate its delights.

The Adirondack wilderness is essentially unbroken. A few bad roads

that penetrate it, a few jolting wagons that traverse them, a few

barn-like boarding-houses on the edge of the forest, where the

boarders are soothed by patent coffee, and stimulated to unnatural

gayety by Japan tea, and experimented on by unique cookery, do little

to destroy the savage fascination of the region. In half an hour, at

any point, one can put himself into solitude and every desirable

discomfort. The party that covets the experience of the camp comes

down to primitive conditions of dress and equipment. There are

guides and porters to carry the blankets for beds, the raw

provisions, and the camp equipage; and the motley party of the

temporarily decivilized files into the woods, and begins, perhaps by

a road, perhaps on a trail, its exhilarating and weary march. The

exhilaration arises partly from the casting aside of restraint,

partly from the adventure of exploration; and the weariness, from the

interminable toil of bad walking, a heavy pack, and the grim monotony

of trees and bushes, that shut out all prospect, except an occasional

glimpse of the sky. Mountains are painfully climbed, streams forded,

lonesome lakes paddled over, long and muddy "carries" traversed.

Fancy this party the victim of political exile, banished by the law,

and a more sorrowful march could not be imagined; but the voluntary

hardship becomes pleasure, and it is undeniable that the spirits of

the party rise as the difficulties increase.

For this straggling and stumbling band the world is young again: it

has come to the beginning of things; it has cut loose from tradition,

and is free to make a home anywhere: the movement has all the promise

of a revolution. All this virginal freshness invites the primitive

instincts of play and disorder. The free range of the forests

suggests endless possibilities of exploration and possession.

Perhaps we are treading where man since the creation never trod

before; perhaps the waters of this bubbling spring, which we deepen

by scraping out the decayed leaves and the black earth, have never

been tasted before, except by the wild denizens of these woods. We

cross the trails of lurking animals,--paths that heighten our sense

of seclusion from the world. The hammering of the infrequent

woodpecker, the call of the lonely bird, the drumming of the solitary

partridge,--all these sounds do but emphasize the lonesomeness of

nature. The roar of the mountain brook, dashing over its bed of

pebbles, rising out of the ravine, and spreading, as it were, a mist

of sound through all the forest (continuous beating waves that have

the rhythm of eternity in them), and the fitful movement of the air-

tides through the balsams and firs and the giant pines,--how these

grand symphonies shut out the little exasperations of our vexed life!

It seems easy to begin life over again on the simplest terms.

Probably it is not so much the desire of the congregation to escape

from the preacher, or of the preacher to escape from himself, that

drives sophisticated people into the wilderness, as it is the

unconquered craving for primitive simplicity, the revolt against the

everlasting dress-parade of our civilization. From this monstrous

pomposity even the artificial rusticity of a Petit Trianon is a

relief. It was only human nature that the jaded Frenchman of the

regency should run away to the New World, and live in a forest-hut

with an Indian squaw; although he found little satisfaction in his

act of heroism, unless it was talked about at Versailles.

When our trampers come, late in the afternoon, to the bank of a

lovely lake where they purpose to enter the primitive life,

everything is waiting for them in virgin expectation. There is a

little promontory jutting into the lake, and sloping down to a sandy

beach, on which the waters idly lapse, and shoals of red-fins and

shiners come to greet the stranger; the forest is untouched by the

axe; the tender green sweeps the water's edge; ranks of slender firs

are marshaled by the shore; clumps of white-birch stems shine in

satin purity among the evergreens; the boles of giant spruces,

maples, and oaks, lifting high their crowns of foliage, stretch away

in endless galleries and arcades; through the shifting leaves the

sunshine falls upon the brown earth; overhead are fragments of blue

sky; under the boughs and in chance openings appear the bluer lake

and the outline of the gracious mountains. The discoverers of this

paradise, which they have entered to destroy, note the babbling of

the brook that flows close at hand; they hear the splash of the

leaping fish; they listen to the sweet, metallic song of the evening

thrush, and the chatter of the red squirrel, who angrily challenges

their right to be there. But the moment of sentiment passes. This

party has come here to eat and to sleep, and not to encourage Nature

in her poetic attitudinizing.

The spot for a shanty is selected. This side shall be its opening,

towards the lake; and in front of it the fire, so that the smoke

shall drift into the hut, and discourage the mosquitoes; yonder shall

be the cook's fire and the path to the spring. The whole colony

bestir themselves in the foundation of a new home,--an enterprise

that has all the fascination, and none of the danger, of a veritable

new settlement in the wilderness. The axes of the guides resound in

the echoing spaces; great trunks fall with a crash; vistas are opened

towards the lake and the mountains. The spot for the shanty is

cleared of underbrush; forked stakes are driven into the ground,

cross-pieces are laid on them, and poles sloping back to the ground.

In an incredible space of time there is the skeleton of a house,

which is entirely open in front. The roof and sides must be covered.

For this purpose the trunks of great spruces are skinned. The

woodman rims the bark near the foot of the tree, and again six feet

above, and slashes it perpendicularly; then, with a blunt stick, he

crowds off this thick hide exactly as an ox is skinned. It needs but

a few of these skins to cover the roof; and they make a perfectly

water-tight roof, except when it rains. Meantime busy hands have

gathered boughs of the spruce and the feathery balsam, and shingled

the ground underneath the shanty for a bed. It is an aromatic bed:

in theory it is elastic and consoling. Upon it are spread the

blankets. The sleepers, of all sexes and ages, are to lie there in a

row, their feet to the fire, and their heads under the edge of the

sloping roof. Nothing could be better contrived. The fire is in

front: it is not a fire, but a conflagration--a vast heap of green

logs set on fire--of pitch, and split dead-wood, and crackling

balsams, raging and roaring. By the time, twilight falls, the cook

has prepared supper. Everything has been cooked in a tin pail and a

skillet,--potatoes, tea, pork, mutton, slapjacks. You wonder how

everything could have been prepared in so few utensils. When you

eat, the wonder ceases: everything might have been cooked in one

pail. It is a noble meal; and nobly is it disposed of by these

amateur savages, sitting about upon logs and roots of trees. Never

were there such potatoes, never beans that seemed to have more of the

bean in them, never such curly pork, never trout with more Indian-

meal on them, never mutton more distinctly sheepy; and the tea, drunk

out of a tin cup, with a lump of maple-sugar dissolved in it,--it is

the sort of tea that takes hold, lifts the hair, and disposes the

drinker to anecdote and hilariousness. There is no deception about

it: it tastes of tannin and spruce and creosote. Everything, in

short, has the flavor of the wilderness and a free life. It is

idyllic. And yet, with all our sentimentality, there is nothing

feeble about the cooking. The slapjacks are a solid job of work,

made to last, and not go to pieces in a person's stomach like a

trivial bun: we might record on them, in cuneiform characters, our

incipient civilization; and future generations would doubtless turn

them up as Acadian bricks. Good, robust victuals are what the

primitive man wants.

Darkness falls suddenly. Outside the ring of light from our

conflagration the woods are black. There is a tremendous impression

of isolation and lonesomeness in our situation. We are the prisoners

of the night. The woods never seemed so vast and mysterious. The

trees are gigantic. There are noises that we do not understand,--

mysterious winds passing overhead, and rambling in the great

galleries, tree-trunks grinding against each other, undefinable stirs

and uneasinesses. The shapes of those who pass into the dimness are

outlined in monstrous proportions. The spectres, seated about in the

glare of the fire, talk about appearances and presentiments and

religion. The guides cheer the night with bear-fights, and catamount

encounters, and frozen-to-death experiences, and simple tales of

great prolixity and no point, and jokes of primitive lucidity. We

hear catamounts, and the stealthy tread of things in the leaves, and

the hooting of owls, and, when the moon rises, the laughter of the

loon. Everything is strange, spectral, fascinating.

By and by we get our positions in the shanty for the night, and

arrange the row of sleepers. The shanty has become a smoke-house by

this time: waves of smoke roll into it from the fire. It is only by

lying down, and getting the head well under the eaves, that one can

breathe. No one can find her "things"; nobody has a pillow. At

length the row is laid out, with the solemn protestation of intention

to sleep. The wind, shifting, drives away the smoke.

Good-night is said a hundred times; positions are readjusted, more

last words, new shifting about, final remarks; it is all so

comfortable and romantic; and then silence. Silence continues for a

minute. The fire flashes up; all the row of heads is lifted up

simultaneously to watch it; showers of sparks sail aloft into the

blue night; the vast vault of greenery is a fairy spectacle. How the

sparks mount and twinkle and disappear like tropical fireflies, and

all the leaves murmur, and clap their hands! Some of the sparks do

not go out: we see them flaming in the sky when the flame of the fire

has died down. Well, good-night, goodnight. More folding of the

arms to sleep; more grumbling about the hardness of a hand-bag, or

the insufficiency of a pocket-handkerchief, for a pillow. Good-

night. Was that a remark?--something about a root, a stub in the

ground sticking into the back. "You couldn't lie along a hair?"---

"Well, no: here's another stub. It needs but a moment for the

conversation to become general,--about roots under the shoulder,

stubs in the back, a ridge on which it is impossible for the sleeper

to balance, the non-elasticity of boughs, the hardness of the ground,

the heat, the smoke, the chilly air. Subjects of remarks multiply.

The whole camp is awake, and chattering like an aviary. The owl is

also awake; but the guides who are asleep outside make more noise

than the owls. Water is wanted, and is handed about in a dipper.

Everybody is yawning; everybody is now determined to go to sleep in

good earnest. A last good-night. There is an appalling silence. It

is interrupted in the most natural way in the world. Somebody has

got the start, and gone to sleep. He proclaims the fact. He seems

to have been brought up on the seashore, and to know how to make all

the deep-toned noises of the restless ocean. He is also like a war-

horse; or, it is suggested, like a saw-horse. How malignantly he

snorts, and breaks off short, and at once begins again in another

key! One head is raised after another.

"Who is that?"

"Somebody punch him."

"Turn him over."

"Reason with him."

The sleeper is turned over. The turn was a mistake. He was before,

it appears, on his most agreeable side. The camp rises in

indignation. The sleeper sits up in bewilderment. Before he can go

off again, two or three others have preceded him. They are all

alike. You never can judge what a person is when he is awake. There

are here half a dozen disturbers of the peace who should be put in

solitary confinement. At midnight, when a philosopher crawls out to

sit on a log by the fire, and smoke a pipe, a duet in tenor and

mezzo-soprano is going on in the shanty, with a chorus always coming

in at the wrong time. Those who are not asleep want to know why the

smoker doesn't go to bed. He is requested to get some water, to

throw on another log, to see what time it is, to note whether it

looks like rain. A buzz of conversation arises. She is sure she

heard something behind the shanty. He says it is all nonsense.

"Perhaps, however, it might be a mouse."

"Mercy! Are there mice?"

"Plenty."

"Then that's what I heard nibbling by my head. I shan't sleep a

wink! Do they bite?"

"No, they nibble; scarcely ever take a full bite out."

"It's horrid!"

Towards morning it grows chilly; the guides have let the fire go out;

the blankets will slip down. Anxiety begins to be expressed about

the dawn.

"What time does the sun rise?"

"Awful early. Did you sleep?

"Not a wink. And you?"

"In spots. I'm going to dig up this root as soon as it is light

enough."

"See that mist on the lake, and the light just coming on the Gothics!

I'd no idea it was so cold: all the first part of the night I was

roasted."

"What were they talking about all night?

When the party crawls out to the early breakfast, after it has washed

its faces in the lake, it is disorganized, but cheerful. Nobody

admits much sleep; but everybody is refreshed, and declares it

delightful. It is the fresh air all night that invigorates; or maybe

it is the tea, or the slap-jacks. The guides have erected a table of

spruce bark, with benches at the sides; so that breakfast is taken in

form. It is served on tin plates and oak chips. After breakfast

begins the day's work. It may be a mountain-climbing expedition, or

rowing and angling in the lake, or fishing for trout in some stream

two or three miles distant. Nobody can stir far from camp without a

guide. Hammocks are swung, bowers are built novel-reading begins,

worsted work appears, cards are shuffled and dealt. The day passes

in absolute freedom from responsibility to one's self. At night when

the expeditions return, the camp resumes its animation. Adventures

are recounted, every statement of the narrator being disputed and

argued. Everybody has become an adept in woodcraft; but nobody

credits his neighbor with like instinct. Society getting resolved

into its elements, confidence is gone.

Whilst the hilarious party are at supper, a drop or two of rain

falls. The head guide is appealed to. Is it going to rain? He says

it does rain. But will it be a rainy night? The guide goes down to

the lake, looks at the sky, and concludes that, if the wind shifts a

p'int more, there is no telling what sort of weather we shall have.

Meantime the drops patter thicker on the leaves overhead, and the

leaves, in turn, pass the water down to the table; the sky darkens;

the wind rises; there is a kind of shiver in the woods; and we scud

away into the shanty, taking the remains of our supper, and eating it

as best we can. The rain increases. The fire sputters and fumes.

All the trees are dripping, dripping, and the ground is wet. We

cannot step outdoors without getting a drenching. Like sheep, we are

penned in the little hut, where no one can stand erect. The rain

swirls into the open front, and wets the bottom of the blankets. The

smoke drives in. We curl up, and enjoy ourselves. The guides at

length conclude that it is going to be damp. The dismal situation

sets us all into good spirits; and it is later than the night before

when we crawl under our blankets, sure this time of a sound sleep,

lulled by the storm and the rain resounding on the bark roof. How

much better off we are than many a shelter-less wretch! We are as

snug as dry herrings. At the moment, however, of dropping off to

sleep, somebody unfortunately notes a drop of water on his face; this

is followed by another drop; in an instant a stream is established.

He moves his head to a dry place. Scarcely has he done so, when he

feels a dampness in his back. Reaching his hand outside, he finds a

puddle of water soaking through his blanket. By this time, somebody

inquires if it is possible that the roof leaks. One man has a stream

of water under him; another says it is coming into his ear. The roof

appears to be a discriminating sieve. Those who are dry see no need

of such a fuss. The man in the corner spreads his umbrella, and the

protective measure is resented by his neighbor. In the darkness

there is recrimination. One of the guides, who is summoned, suggests

that the rubber blankets be passed out, and spread over the roof.

The inmates dislike the proposal, saying that a shower-bath is no

worse than a tub-bath. The rain continues to soak down. The fire is

only half alive. The bedding is damp. Some sit up, if they can find

a dry spot to sit on, and smoke. Heartless observations are made. A

few sleep. And the night wears on. The morning opens cheerless.

The sky is still leaking, and so is the shanty. The guides bring in

a half-cooked breakfast. The roof is patched up. There are reviving

signs of breaking away, delusive signs that create momentary

exhilaration. Even if the storm clears, the woods are soaked. There

is no chance of stirring. The world is only ten feet square.

This life, without responsibility or clean clothes, may continue as

long as the reader desires. There are, those who would like to live

in this free fashion forever, taking rain and sun as heaven pleases;

and there are some souls so constituted that they cannot exist more

than three days without their worldly--baggage. Taking the party

altogether, from one cause or another it is likely to strike camp

sooner than was intended. And the stricken camp is a melancholy

sight. The woods have been despoiled; the stumps are ugly; the

bushes are scorched; the pine-leaf-strewn earth is trodden into mire;

the landing looks like a cattle-ford; the ground is littered with all

the unsightly dibris of a hand-to-hand life; the dismantled shanty is

a shabby object; the charred and blackened logs, where the fire

blazed, suggest the extinction of family life. Man has wrought his

usual wrong upon Nature, and he can save his self-respect only by

moving to virgin forests.

And move to them he will, the next season, if not this. For he who

has once experienced the fascination of the woods-life never escapes

its enticement: in the memory nothing remains but its charm.

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