THE CATS THAT WOULDN’T CATCH MICE

In an old library there once lived a cat, kept to protect the books and

their leather bindings from the teeth of the mice. She was descended

from a long line of ancestors, who had all held the same office, and

she was the mother of five charming kittens: a black one named Miese, a

white one named Lise, a black and white one called Purr, one spotted

with brown and yellow named Murr, and one striped with black and gray,

called Hinz. Purr, Murr, and Hinz were tom-cats, the other two were

pussies. The brothers and sisters were old enough to study, and had an

hour’s lesson from their mother every day. They could already purr,

spit, and mew, make velvet paws, clean their fur, and wash their faces

with their wet paws. Now their mother began to introduce them to the

higher knowledge, that is, she taught them to catch mice. This was not

at all easy. Behind and under the book shelves were a number of holes,

which the mice used for hiding-places and refuges, where no grown cat

and not even a kitten could possibly reach them. The chase could only

be successful in the clear open space in the centre of the library. So

it was necessary to watch patiently until a mouse ventured out, and

then catch it at one spring, before it had time to slip back into its

hole. The kittens were obliged to decide quickly and to act at once. If

they hesitated even a second, their prey escaped.

One morning the lesson was in full course. Mother and children had

chased a mouse, but it had darted past fat Purr and slipped under a

book shelf before the clumsy fellow could stop it. For this awkwardness

his mother cuffed his ears several times, and his sisters Miese and

Lise laughed at him for being such a blockhead. After some time a

mouse, the same one or another, put its sharp nose out from under a

book shelf, and looked around it. The mother and teacher instantly saw

it with her keen eyes, and motioned to her children to keep quiet. As

everything remained still, the mouse, from imprudence or bravado, came

out entirely. Like a flash of lightning the old cat was between the

mouse and the book shelf, cutting off its retreat. A wild running and

leaping began. The mouse, which could do nothing else, ran up the

books, the kittens followed, and so eagerly that they upset a pile of

books which had been carelessly arranged. It fell to the floor with a

great clatter, and behind it appeared a mouse’s nest, where ten

half-grown mice were tumbling over one another, vainly trying to escape

by flight. The mother stunned them by swift blows with her paws, and

gave them, struggling, to her kittens, that they might play with them

before killing them with teeth and claws. Hearing the squeaking of the

little mice in their pain and terror, their mother came out from the

rows of books still standing on the shelves. She could only scream with

fright, but could not help her little ones. Yet, when she was obliged

to watch the massacre, the horrible spectacle was more than she could

bear. Rushing as if crazed to the nearest little mouse, which Purr was

cuffing right and left with his clumsy paws, she ran straight into the

old cat’s claws. There was a joyful mew, a blow of the paw, and the

mouse mother lay dead beside her ten dead children.

The cat put them all in a row, called the librarian, to show him her

prey, and then dismissed her children to take a long nap.

The kittens did not follow their mother’s example. Instead of going to

rest, they gathered in a corner of the library, where Miese began:

“Those poor mice! They are really very pretty little creatures!”

“Nonsense!” growled Purr. “How can people think mice pretty!”

“You are a cannibal!” hissed Miese, angrily. “Didn’t you feel sorry for

the mother who came so bravely to help her little ones?”

Purr was silent in confusion, and Murr muttered: “That’s true. The

mother was a little heroine. I’m sorry for her.”

“I must say,” remarked Hinz, “that I am not at all proud of what we

have done. It’s really a cowardly thing for us, who are so big and

strong and active, besides being so terribly armed with teeth and

claws, to attack the weak, defenceless creatures.”

“We ought to be ashamed of ourselves,” said Lise.

“We all saw it,” said Miese. “The spectacle will haunt me a long time.

There before us was the peaceful nest. The ten brothers and sisters

were lying comfortably together enjoying their young lives. Their

mother’s love watched over them. Suddenly destruction came. We killed

and slaughtered. Now the mother and children are gone; the nest is torn

to pieces. Why do we commit such cruelties? By what right? For what

purpose?”

“Bravo! You speak from the soul!” cried the vivacious Hinz. He admired

his sister very much. She was the brightest, most eloquent, and best

educated of them all. She had not been born and brought up in a library

for nothing; she did not boast in vain of an endless line of learned

ancestors. She stood high above the ordinary roof and cellar cats, and

promised to be an ornament to the cat family.

“I could cry when I think of those little mice,” said Lise.

“I won’t do it again,” Hinz declared resolutely.

“But if mother orders us,” objected Purr.

“We are no longer children,” replied Miese, vehemently; “we ought to

and must act according to our own views. We will tell mother so

frankly.”

In fact, when the old cat called her children in the afternoon to take

their lesson, Miese stood boldly before her and said, “Mother, we have

determined not to catch any more mice.”

The cat could hardly believe her ears. Putting them back angrily, she

answered: “You have determined? Why, that sounds very fine! True, it is

more comfortable to be lazy. Now begin, or you’ll have your ears

cuffed.”

Miese did not allow herself to be frightened. “It isn’t for the sake of

laziness. Only we will not again commit the crime of murdering an

innocent family of little mice.”

“Mur-der-ing!” repeated the old cat, fairly stammering in her

amazement. “Have you gone crazy?”

“I think I have never been more sensible than I am now,” said Miese,

quietly but firmly. “We have agreed to keep peace with the mice in the

future. Their lives and property shall be sacred to us.”

The cat could not yet understand. “Are you my children or changelings?

No true cat ever talked so before. We are here to catch mice, and that

you will do too, or I’ll punish you.”

“I deny that we are here for that,” replied Miese, boldly. “We are here

to love one another. The mice, too, are our brothers, like everything

that lives and enjoys life.”

“What! The mice must be my brothers? Stop all this.” The cat was not

patient. She made a spring at Miese, to punish her, but the kitten

escaped the threatening paw, ran into the corner, and cried defiantly:

“Long live justice! Long live brotherhood!”

The mother tried persuasion and entreaties. “Children, this foolish

jest has lasted long enough. Let us lose no more time. To work. I will

train you to be capable cats. You must become good mousers, like your

mother and all your ancestors back to time immemorial.”

“What do we care what our ancestors have done!” replied Miese,

obstinately. “We will break with the humdrum old ways. We are

progressive cats.”

The brothers purred approvingly.

The old cat cast furious glances at them. “Progressive cats! The word

seems to please you, simpletons. No doubt you think yourselves far more

clever than your narrow-minded old mother. Have you asked yourselves

how you are to live, if you don’t catch mice?”

“We don’t eat the mice,” retorted Hinz, pertly.

“No, because we have other food. But why are we fed? Because we catch

mice. If we no longer caught mice, people would no longer feed us, or

even let us stay in our library. Then we should see how we could

manage.”

“There is food for everybody in the wide world,” said Lise.

“That’s enough!” screamed the cat, furiously. “Begin—or woe be unto

you!”

The five kittens did not stir. Their mother sprang upon them, but they

all ran through the open door, and kept on till the old cat stopped

chasing them.

They rested in a meadow near a farm-house.

“We will begin a new life, a more beautiful, more just, and better

one,” said Miese, when she had recovered her breath a little.

“Very well,” said Purr; “but meanwhile I am hungry, and would like to

have my supper.”

“You never think of anything but eating,” replied Lise, reproachfully.

Murr came to his brother’s support. “I will gladly live for fraternity

and justice. I will gladly be a progressive cat; but the stomach wants

its rights, too.”

“You are right,” said Miese. “Only have a little patience. You’ll see

that your virtue will not fail to have its reward. I have confidence in

our good cause. Follow me.”

She had seen a barn in the meadow, and quickly led her brothers and

sisters to it. They entered without any trouble through an open window.

Inside was a perfect mountain of wheat, over which countless mice were

swarming. At the sudden entrance of the five cats, they scattered,

squeaking with fright, and vanished under, behind, and within the

mountain of wheat, in mouse holes, and between the beams of the roof.

Purr looked after them with sparkling eyes, Murr made a movement to

follow, but Hinz stopped him with a sharp “Mew.” Miese climbed slowly

up the wheat mountain, and when she had reached the top, solemnly

began: “Honored mice! Dear fellow-creatures! You have fled from us. We

can understand this, after the experiences you have had with our race.

But we come without any hostile designs upon you. We are no mouse

hunters. We are progressive cats. We lament all the evil which our

relatives have done you, and would like to atone for their wickedness

during thousands of years. Dear mice, let us be brothers. We offer you

the paw of friendship. Clasp it. Join hands. A bond of love shall unite

us in the future, and we will work together until there is light in the

world, till the innocent blood no longer flows, till cats and mice

beautify each other’s short lives according to their powers.”

During Miese’s speech many mice had put their sharp noses out of their

hiding places and listened with increasing astonishment. When she had

finished, all was still for a time. At last an old mouse spoke. “I have

lived a long while and had many experiences,” she said; “but I have

never heard such words from the mouth of a cat. If we could only

believe you.”

“Your distrust is unfair,” replied Miese. “Why should we pretend to

feelings we do not possess?”

“Why?” answered the old mouse. “To lull us into security, so that you

can eat us comfortably when we are so stupid as to obey your call.”

“Dear brothers,” said Miese, “you are doing us grave injustice. Our

hearts are full of love for you, and we only wish there might be an

opportunity to show it in other ways than by mere words.” There was so

much warmth in her voice, that it made an impression upon the mouse.

“Do you speak in the name of the whole cat people?” asked the old

mouse.

“For the present we can speak only in our own name,” replied Miese.

“There is still much prejudice among us. Our old people will not give

up their wicked customs. But the young ones are with us. I am sure of

that. The future will be ours. We will set an example, which all our

race will soon follow enthusiastically. Come, brothers, come, dear

mice! Let us embrace one another. Let us celebrate the festival of

peace and fraternity.”

The mice began to whisper and mutter. Some wanted to accept Miese’s

invitation, others hesitated. Suddenly a young mouse squeaked: “I’ll

risk it! Fraternity is so grand a thought that I will gladly stake my

life to learn whether the progressive cat means honestly.” And, in

spite of the anxious squeaking of the timid ones, it came boldly out of

its hole. Miese went very gently up, that she might not startle it by

hasty movements, stroked its back with a velvet paw, licked its nose

with her rough tongue, and said, “Come to my heart, brother, this is

the happiest day of my life.”

The mouse was terribly frightened, but did not show it, and bravely

endured the caresses of the cat, even timidly returned them. At this

sight the mice burst into cheers, and a large number of them boldly

approached the cats. A few minutes later old and young mice were

crowding eagerly around the cats, exchanging embraces and kisses with

them, racing merrily through the barn, and calling to the more timid

ones, who were cautiously watching this new spectacle from their holes:

“Out with you all, cowards! The cats are our best friends! You will

offend them by your reserve! Long live the cats! Hurrah for

fraternity!”

This went on for some time, then a young mouse began: “Dear brothers

and sisters! Love for love! Faith for faith! Since the cats have seen

their injustice, we will forgive them without reserve. We will bear

them no grudge and, in future, we will be one heart and one soul. Let

us appoint them honorary mice. Let the difference in parentage be

forgotten. Let us never reproach them for their origin. We will always

treat our honorary mice like brothers, and admit them to the full

rights of citizenship among us.”

Purr and Murr looked at each other in bewilderment, but Miese cried

enthusiastically, “We will always try to show ourselves worthy of the

name of honorary mice.” An old mouse protested against undue haste, and

asked that the honorary mice should have their claws gnawed off, before

they were admitted to citizenship in the mouse nation; but the young

mice cried down the old fogy slow coach, reproached him for his

distrust, told him he ought to be ashamed of himself, the mouse nation

must not be outdone in generosity by the cats, and the motion to bestow

the rights of citizenship upon the cats was passed by a very large

majority.

“And now,” cried several young mice, “we will celebrate this historic

hour by a great festival. Come, dear honorary mice, we will share what

we have fraternally with you.”

This invitation greatly pleased the cats, especially Purr, whose

stomach was complaining, for it was long after his usual hour for

eating. He looked eagerly around, switched his tail to and fro, and

asked earnestly, “Where is there anything to nibble?”

The mice squeaked merrily, and one answered: “Don’t you see it? You

certainly have plenty of everything before you.”

Purr sniffed and peered around in all directions, then he answered

angrily, “I smell nothing, and I see nothing.”

“Is it possible?” replied the mouse. “You are standing in front of a

whole mountain of the finest wheat; you see how our whole people are

feasting, and you find nothing to satisfy your hunger?”

Purr looked provoked and began to spit. “I suppose you take me for a

fool,” he growled.

Miese interposed. “Dear fellow-citizens,” she said to the mouse, “we

can do nothing with your wheat. It is no food for us.”

“See the despisers of our fare!” cried a saucy mouse. “You don’t know

what is good,” exclaimed another. “What would you like? Probably a

young mouse?” shouted a third, snappishly. But other mice reproved them

for these unfriendly speeches, and turning to the cats, said: “Forgive

this rudeness, and don’t be offended by it. All sensible mice condemn

them. We do not yet know your taste. What do you eat, if you cannot

take wheat?”

“Could we perhaps have some beef liver?” asked Miese.

The mice looked at each other, and answered: “Beef liver? What’s that?

We don’t know it.”

“Or a little milk?” said Lise.

“Mice do not drink. There is no milk here,” was the reply. “Would you

perhaps like nuts? They are the most delicious food there is; we

haven’t many of them, but we will give them to you gladly.”

“Nuts? No,” answered Hinz; “people play with nuts, but they don’t eat

them.”

The mice smiled, and one of them said, “Perhaps, if you prefer bacon—”

“Bacon! Capital! Bring it out!” cried all five of the kittens at once,

joyously holding their tails straight up in the air.

The mice eagerly collected a few scraps of bacon, on which the cats

sprang with such haste that the mice were startled, and ran into their

holes. In an instant it was devoured, and Purr cried, “More!”

The mice, who had looked on in horror, answered: “Is it possible! That

was our whole supply for the winter. And you have eaten it at one

meal!”

“Hold your tongues, you louts!” cried Murr in a rage.

Miese soothed him and, turning to the mice, said: “No offence. We are

somewhat hungry after our long walk. And, to tell the truth, we are

still. If you could perhaps tell us where this nice bacon is—”

For a long time there was no reply. The mice put their heads together

and whispered. At last an old one said, “In the farm-house over yonder

is a garret filled with flitches of bacon.”

“Quick! Let us run over there!” cried Purr.

“Gently,” replied the old mouse, “that won’t do. You can’t get in, for

the door is locked. We have dug a passage into the room, but it is too

narrow for you.”

“Then do us the favor to go over yourselves and bring us some bacon,”

said Miese.

“We’ll take precious good care not to do that,” cried several mice at

once. “There are two abominable cats in the garret, and we can only

venture in when these two bloodthirsty murderers have gone out.”

The cats made wry faces when they heard their relatives spoken of in

this way. A mouse noticed it, and said quickly: “You see, we are doing

you the honor of considering you entirely as mice. A harsh word against

cats cannot offend you, for you certainly have nothing more in common

with those miserable bandits.”

“That is true,” said Miese. “But I thought that, for our sakes, you

would think somewhat more kindly of the cats and admit that they are

not all miserable bandits.”

“Surely you would not wish to defend the horrible cat tribe—you, whom

we have just made honorary mice?” screamed several mice, excitedly.

Miese saw that the conversation threatened to take a bad turn, and

remained silent. Meanwhile the mice had finished their banquet and,

going back to their holes well satisfied, bade the cats good night.

They were left alone in the barn and, looking at each other in

perplexity, made all sorts of unpleasant reflections.

Hinz was the first to break the silence, “Well, dear honorary mouse,”

he asked Miese, “how do you like our new countrymen?”

“Pretty fellows,” replied Lise in the same subdued tones; “I would like

to eat them.”

Purr laughed grimly, “So would I.” And Murr added, “Miese, you are the

most clever one of us all; but to-day, I’m afraid, you have done a very

foolish thing.”

“Let me alone,” Miese spit angrily. “Of course, the old humdrum way is

easier than the bold, progressive one. We are treading entirely new

paths. We have undertaken a great educational work. So we must have

patience, and bear some discomfort without grumbling. The poor mice are

not lacking in good-will. If some of them still doubt the purity of our

intentions, we must not wonder at it. This will soon pass away.”

“But just now my stomach is hollow,” growled Purr.

“We will learn to eat wheat,” said Miese, and resolutely taking some

grains in her mouth began to chew them. But, in spite of the most

desperate efforts, she could not swallow them, and secretly spit them

out. Meanwhile there was no quiet in the holes of the mice. In every

passage and room they put their heads together, talking in low but

eager tones about the great event. Some said, “This will come to no

good end,” others, “Cats will be cats, even if we appoint them honorary

mice,” and others added, “Perhaps they are spies.”

A young mouse defended the new friends and said, “The leader of the

progressive cats is really a noble creature,” but was interrupted by

cries from all sides, “If she isn’t a swindler, if she isn’t sneaking

in among us with evil designs, she is surely crazy.”

Several voices added: “Her brothers have regular murderers’ faces. They

are tramps, who want us to feed them. All our bacon is gone already; if

we could only get rid of them pleasantly.”

But the mice finally fell asleep; for they were tired and in a safe

place. The five hungry cats on their hard beds found the night very

long. All thought of their mother’s warm fur and their ample meals, and

Miese asked herself if the whole mouse nation was worth so much

privation and hardship.

When day dawned, the rested mice came out of their holes and began to

attend to their business, without troubling themselves about the five

sulky kittens. Some were peeling grains of wheat for breakfast, others

were cleaning themselves, others still were playing. Lise watched the

bustle awhile, then she asked impatiently: “What does this mean? Are we

to have no breakfast?”

A mouse answered rudely: “I suppose we ought to feed you with pap, poor

little things?” The others laughed.

“Pardon me,” said Miese, gently. “We belong to you. You cannot let us

starve to death.”

“You bore us!” screamed a mouse. “If you won’t eat wheat, steal some

meat from the farmer, or catch birds on the trees and roofs.”

“You are not in earnest,” replied Miese. “To kill birds would be a

crime. Surely we want to have fraternity, love, and virtue reign in the

world.”

All the mice laughed. “To kill mice is murder; but to catch birds is

earning one’s living honestly.”

“Bravo!” shouted Hinz, in a terrible voice, sprang with a single bound

upon the mouse which had made this remark, killed it with one bite, and

devoured it in an instant, before Miese could prevent him. The mice

scattered in terror, pursued by Purr and Murr, who each seized a victim

before they could escape into their holes. Scarcely were they safe when

they all began to shriek: “Traitors! Murderers! Bandits! Robbers! May

you all break your necks! May you be drowned! Vagabond rabble!

Pestilent pack!”

This was too much for Miese, and she dashed furiously toward the holes,

but could not catch a single mouse. “Let us go,” she said, turning to

her brothers and sister; “nothing sensible can be done with these

uneducated creatures.”

They set out on the way to their library, and, after a long walk,

reached home weary, ashamed, starved, and downcast. The old cat

received them on the threshold with the exclamation: “Why, here come

the runaways! Have you converted the world to your reforms already?”

“Mother, give us something to eat; we are almost starved,” said Miese,

humbly. “The world is not yet ripe for our grand thoughts. And the

mice, especially, are an infamous set of wretches, who must be

exterminated. We will catch them again to your heart’s content.”

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