5 Forest Road, St. John’s Wood, May 23.

DEAR SIR,—When we met lately at the hospitable board of our common

friend, Benjamin Allen, Esq., lately elected Professor of Chemistry in

the University of London, our conversation turned (if you can pass me the

intoxicating favour of remembering it) on the glorious science of

chemistry. For me this knowledge has ever possessed irresistible

attractions, from the enormous power which it confers of heaping benefits

on the suffering race of mankind. Others may rejoice in the advantages

which a knowledge of it bestows—the power which can reduce a Hannibal to

the level of a drummer boy, or an all-pervading Shakspeare to the

intellectual estate of a vestryman, though it cannot at present reverse

those processes. The consideration of the destructive as compared with

the constructive forces of chemistry was present, as I recollect, to your

powerful intellect on the festive occasion to which I refer. “Yes!” you

said (permit me to repeat your very words)—“Yes, Count Fosco, Alexander’s

morning draught shall make Alexander run for his life at the first sound

of the enemy’s trumpet. So much chemistry can achieve; but can she help

as well as harm? Nay, can she answer for it that the lemon which

Professor Allen, from the best and purest of motives, has blended with

this milk-punch, shall not disagree with me to-morrow morning? Can

chemistry, Count Fosco, thus thwart malign constitutional tendency?”

These were your words, sir, and I am now ready to answer your

deep-searching question in the affirmative. Prolonged assiduous

application to my Art has shown me how to preserve the lemon in Milk

Punch, and yet destroy, or disengage, the deleterious elements. Will you

so greatly honour science, and Fosco her servant, as to sup with me on

the night of the twenty-fifth, at nine o’clock, and prove (you need not

dread the test) whether a true follower of knowledge or a vain babbler

signs—in exile—the name of

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