H. S.

P.S.—A youthful myrmidon of Coavins’s will wait for a reply. Shall we

say, while we are about it, Twenty-five?

* * * * *

_From the Rev. Charles Honeyman to Harold Skimpole_, _Esq._

Cursitor Street, May 1.

MY DEAR SKIMPOLE,—How would I have joyed, had Providence placed it within

my power to relieve your distress! But it cannot be. Like the

Carthaginian Queen of whom we read in happier days at dear old

Borhambury, I may say that I am _haud ignarus mali_. But, alas! the very

evils in which I am not unlearned, make it impossible for me to add

_miseris succurrere disco_! Rather am I myself in need of succour. You,

my dear Harold, have fallen among thieves; I may too truly add that in

this I am your neighbour. The dens in which we are lodged are

contiguous; we are separated only by the bars. Your note was sent on

hither from my rooms in Walpole Street. Since we met I have known the

utmost that woman’s perfidy and the rich man’s contumely can inflict.

But I can bear my punishment. I loved, I trusted. She to whose hand I

aspired, she on whose affections I had based hopes at once of happiness

in life and of extended usefulness in the clerical profession, _she_ was

less confiding. She summoned to her council a minion of the Law, one

Briggs. _His_ estimate of my position and prospects could not possibly

tally with that of one whose _hopes_ are not set where the worldling

places them. Let him, and such as he, take thought for the morrow and

chaffer about settlements. I do not regret the gold to which you so

delicately allude. I sorrow only for the bloom that has been brushed

from the soaring pinions of a pure and disinterested affection. _Sunt

lacrymæ rerum_, and the handkerchief in which I bury my face is dank with

them.

Nor is this disappointment my only _cross_. The carrion-birds of

commerce have marked down the stricken deer from their eyries in Bond

Street and Jermyn Street. To know how Solomons has behaved, and the

_black_ colours in which Moss (of Wardour Street) has shown himself, is

to receive a new light on the character of a People chosen under a very

different Dispensation! Detainers flock in, like ravens to a feast. At

this moment I have endured the humiliation of meeting a sneering child of

this world—Mr. Arthur Pendennis—the emissary of one {151} to whom I gave

in other days the sweetest blossom in the garden of my affections—my

sister—of one who has, indeed, behaved like a brother—_in law_! My word

distrusted, my statements received with a chilling scepticism by this

_Nabob_ Newcome, I am urged to make some “composition” with my creditors.

The world is very censorious, the ear of a Bishop is easily won; who

knows how those who have _envied_ talents not misused may turn my

circumstances to my disadvantage? You will see that, far from aiding

another, I am rather obliged to seek succour myself. But that saying

about the sparrows abides with me to my comfort. Could aught be done,

think you, with a bill backed by our joint names? On July 12 my

pew-rents will come in. I swear to you that they _have not been

anticipated_. Yours afflictedly,

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