JONATHAN OLDBUCK.

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_From Robert Surtees_, _Esq._, _to Jonathan Oldbuck_, _Esq._

June 11.

MY DEAR SIR,—Alas, your warning comes too late. An accursed example of

womankind, fit descendant of that unhappy Betty Barnes, cook to Mr.

Warburton, who destroyed his ancient manuscript plays, hath invaded my

sanctum, and the original black-letter text of the ballad has gone to

join Shakspeare’s “Stephen” and “Henry II.” She hath lit with it my

study fire, and it is fortunate indeed that I had made the copy of the

ballad for you. But the volume of Coquillart is alive to testify to the

authenticity of the poem; which, after all, is needless evidence, as not

even Ritson could suspect of either the skill or the malice of such a

forgery, Yours most faithfully,

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