VI.

Mrs. Proudie, wife of the Bishop of Barchester, admits Mrs. Quiverful

into her confidence. Mrs. Proudie first takes pleasure in a new and

pious acquaintance, Lady Crawley (_née_ Sharp), but afterwards discovers

the true character of this insidious and dangerous woman.

The Palace, Barchester, July 17.

DEAR LETITIA,—The appearance of mumps in a small family of fourteen like

yours, is indeed one of those dispensations which teach us how mysterious

are the ways! But I need not tell you to be most careful about cold,

which greatly adds to the virulence of the complaint, and it is difficult

for you, in lodgings at Brighton, to keep a watchful eye on so many at

once. May this discipline be blessed to you, and to the dear children!

I have much to tell you of Barchester. The light worldly tone of some

families in this place (I will not mention the Grantleys nor the Arabins)

has been checked, I hope, by one of those accidents which surely, surely,

are not to be considered accidents alone! You know how strong is my

objection to fancy fairs or bazaars, too often rather scenes of giddy

merriment than exhibitions of genuine Christian feeling. Yet by means of

one of these (how strangely are things ordered!) a happy change, I trust,

is being brought about in our midst.

You have heard of Hogglestock, though you may never have visited that

benighted and outlying parish. Indeed, I was never there myself till

last week, when Tom felt it his duty (though woefully misdirected, to my

mind, but we are fallible creatures) to go and open a bazaar in that

place for the restoration of the church. {56} I accompanied him; for I

trusted that an opportunity might be made for me, and that I might

especially bear in on the mind of the rector’s wife the absolute

necessity of Sabbath-day schools. The rector is a Mr. Crawley. He led

us on our arrival into a scene of red cloth, wax dolls most indelicately

displayed, cushions, antimacassars, and similar _idols_. The Bishop’s

speech (I composed it myself) you will read in the “Barchester Guardian,”

which I send you. While approving the _end_ he rebuked the _means_, and

took the opportunity to read a much-needed lesson on _Jesuitry_ and the

dangers of worldliness in high ecclesiastical places. Let those wince

who feel a sense of their own backslidings. When the Bishop had ended, I

determined to walk once through the bazaar just to make sure that there

were no lotteries nor games of chance—a desecration of our _mites_ now

too, too frequent. As I was returning through the throng, alas! of

_pleasure-seekers_, and wishing that I might scourge them out of the

schoolroom, Mr. Crawley met me, in company with a lady who desired, he

said, to be presented to me. He is a distant relation of the well-known

county family, the Crawleys, of Queen’s Crawley; the present baronet, Sir

Rawdon, having recently married Miss Jane Dobbin, daughter of Colonel

Dobbin. The lady who was now introduced to me, and whose _still

pleasing_ face wears an aspect of humble devoutness, was Lady Crawley,

mother of the present baronet.

“Madam,” she said, “I came here in the belief that I was discharging a

pious duty. My life, alas! has been one of sore trial, and I only try to

do good.” . . .

I was going to say that I had seen her name in a score of charity lists,

and knew her as a patroness of the Destitute Orange-Girls, the Neglected

Washerwomen, and the Distressed Muffin-Men. But she shook her head; and

then, looking up at me with eyes like a _saint’s_ (if our _privileges_

permitted us to believe in these fabulous beings of the Romish

superstition), she said, “Ah, no! I have always been in the wrong. The

beautiful address of the Bishop of Barchester has awakened me, and

convinced me that the _path_ does not lie through Fancy Fairs. I have to

begin again. Who shall guide me?”

I trust I am not subject to vanity; but the news that I (for I composed

the Charge, as I may almost call it) had been the instrument of so

affecting a change did not fail to please me. I thanked Lady Crawley,

and expressed my deep interest in her altered convictions. Finally she

promised to come on a visit to us at the Palace (she usually resides at

Bath or Cheltenham), and has been three days an inmate. Never have I met

a more singular example of what the Truth can do for one who, as she

admits, was long ago a worldling. “I have seen the vanity of it,” she

tells me, with tears in her eyes; and from her example I expect an

_awakening_ among our worldlings. They will follow the path of a

_titled_ person. Tom is much interested in his _convert_, as he thinks

her. Not to _me_ be the glory!—Your assured friend,

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