III.

Mr. Redmond Barry (better known as Barry Lyndon) tells his uncle the

story of a singular encounter at Berlin with Mr. Alan Stuart, called Alan

Breck, and well known as the companion of Mr. David Balfour in many

adventures. Mr. Barry, at this time, was in the pay of Herr Potzdorff,

of his Prussian Majesty’s Police, and was the associate of the Chevalier,

his kinsman, in the pursuit of fortune.

Berlin, April 1, 1748.

UNCLE BARRY,—I dictate to Pippi, my right hand being wounded, and that by

no common accident. Going down the Linden Strasse yesterday, I

encountered a mob; and, being curious in Potzdorff’s interest, penetrated

to the kernel of it. There I found two men of my old regiment—Kurz and

another—at words with a small, dark, nimble fellow, who carried bright

and dancing eyes in a pock-marked face. He had his iron drawn, a heavy

box-handled cut-and-thrust blade, and seemed ready to fall at once on the

pair that had been jeering him for his strange speech.

“Who is this, lads?” I asked.

“Ein Engländer,” answered they.

“No Englishman,” says he, in a curious accent not unlike our brogue, “but

a plain gentleman, though he bears a king’s name and hath Alan Breck to

his by-name.”

“Come, come,” says I in German, “let the gentleman go his way; he is my

own countryman.” This was true enough for them; and you should have seen

the Highlander’s eyes flash, and grow dim again.

I took his arm, for Potzdorff will expect me to know all about the

stranger, and marched him down to the _Drei Könige_.

“I am your host, sir; what do you call for, Mr. Stuart of —?” said I,

knowing there is never a Scot but has the name of his kailyard tacked to

his own.

“A King’s name is good enough for me; I bear it plain. Mr. —?” said he,

reddening.

“They call me the Chevalier Barry, of Ballybarry.”

“I am in the better company, sir,” quoth he, with a grand bow.

When a bowl of punch was brought he takes off his hat, and drinks, very

solemnly, “To the King!”

“Over the water?” I asked.

“Nay, sir, on _this_ side,” he said; and I smoked the Jacobite. But to

shorten the story, which amuses my tedium but may beget it in you, I

asked him if he knew the cards.

“I’m just daft when I get to the cartes,” he answered in his brogue, and

we fell to piquet. Now my Scot wore a very fine coat, and on the same

very large smooth silver buttons, well burnished. Therefore, perceiving

such an advantage as a skilled player may enjoy, I let him win a little

to whet his appetite, but presently used his buttons as a mirror, wherein

I readily detected the strength of the cards he held. Before attempting

this artifice, I had solemnly turned my chair round thrice.

“You have changed the luck, sir,” says Mr. Breck, or Stuart, presently;

and, rising with a mighty grave air, he turned his coat and put it on

inside out.

“Sir,” says I, “what am I to understand by this conduct?”

“What for should not I turn my coat, for luck, if you turn your chair?”

says he. “But if you are not preceesely satisfied, I will be proud to

step outside with you.”

I answered that we were not in a Highland wilderness, and that if no

malice were meant no affront was taken. We continued at the game till,

though deprived of my mirror, I had won some 500 Fredericks. On this he

rose, saying, “Sir, in this purse you will find the exact sum that I am

owing you, and I will call for my empty sporran the morn. It was Rob

Roy’s before it was mine.” Therewith he laid on the table a sort of

goatskin pouch, such as Highlanders gird about their loins, and marched

forth.

I set to work at opening his pouch, that was fastened by a spring and

button, seeming easy enough of access. But I had scarce pressed the

button when lo! a flash, a pistol shot, and my right hand is grazed with

a bullet that flew out of the bag. This Highlander of the Devil had some

mechanism in his purse that discharged a small steel pistol when unwarily

opened. My hand is but slightly wounded, yet I cannot hold my sword, nor

hath my search brought me any news of Alan Breck. He has vanished like

an emissary of the Devil or the Pretender, as I doubt not he is. But I

will have his blood, if he is not one of their Scotch fairies.—Your

loving Nephew,

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