FRIENDS IN FICTION

EVERY fancy which dwells much with the unborn and immortal characters of

Fiction must ask itself, Did the persons in contemporary novels never

meet? In so little a world their paths must often have crossed, their

orbits must have intersected, though we hear nothing about the adventure

from the accredited narrators. In historical fiction authors make their

people meet real men and women of history—Louis XI., Lazarus, Mary Queen

of Scots, General Webbe, Moses, the Man in the Iron Mask, Marie

Antoinette; the list is endless. But novelists, in spite of Mr.

Thackeray’s advice to Alexandre Dumas, and of his own example in “Rebecca

and Rowena,” have not introduced each other’s characters. Dumas never

pursued the fortunes of the Master of Ravenswood after he was picked up

by that coasting vessel in the Kelpie’s Flow. Sometimes a meeting

between characters in novels by different hands looked all but

unavoidable. “Pendennis” and “David Copperfield” came out simultaneously

in numbers, yet Pen never encountered Steerforth at the University, nor

did Warrington, in his life of journalism, jostle against a reporter

named David Copperfield. One fears that the Major would have called

Steerforth a tiger, that Pen would have been very loftily condescending

to the nephew of Betsy Trotwood. But Captain Costigan would scarcely

have refused to take a sip of Mr. Micawber’s punch, and I doubt, not that

Litimer would have conspired darkly with Morgan, the Major’s sinister

man. Most of those delightful sets of old friends, the Dickens and

Thackeray people, might well have met, though they belonged to very

different worlds. In older novels, too, it might easily have chanced

that Mr. Edward Waverley of Waverley Honour, came into contact with

Lieutenant Booth, or, after the Forty-five, with Thomas Jones, or, in

Scotland, Balmawhapple might have foregathered with Lieutenant

Lismahagow. Might not even Jeanie Deans have crossed the path of Major

Lambert of the “Virginians,” and been helped on her way by that good man?

Assuredly Dugald Dalgetty in his wanderings in search of fights and

fortune may have crushed a cup or rattled a dicebox with four gallant

gentlemen of the King’s Mousquetaires. It is agreeable to wonder what

all these very real people would have thought of their companions in the

region of Romance, and to guess how their natures would have acted and

reacted on each other.

This was the idea which suggested the following little essays in parody.

In making them the writer, though an assiduous and veteran novel reader,

had to recognise that after all he knew, on really intimate and friendly

terms, comparatively few people in the Paradise of Fiction. Setting

aside the dramatic poets and their creations, the children of Molière and

Shakspeare, the reader of novels will find, may be, that his airy friends

are scarce so many as he deemed. We all know Sancho and the Don, by

repute at least; we have all our memories of Gil Blas; Manon Lescaut does

not fade from the heart, nor her lover, the Chevalier des Grieux, from

the remembrance. Our mental picture of Anna Karénine is fresh enough and

fair enough, but how few can most of us recall out of the myriad progeny

of George Sand! Indiana, Valentine, Lélia, do you quite believe in them,

would you know them if you met them in the Paradise of Fiction? Noun one

might recognise, but there is a haziness about La Petite Fadette.

Consuelo, let it be admitted, is not evanescent, oblivion scatters no

poppy over her; but Madame Sand’s later ladies, still more her men, are

easily lost in the forests of fancy. Even their names with difficulty

return to us, and if we read the roll-call, would Horace and Jacques cry

_Adsum_ like the good Colonel? There are living critics who have all Mr.

George Meredith’s heroines and heroes and oddities at their finger ends,

and yet forget that musical name, like the close of a rich hexameter,

Clare Doria Forey. But this is a digression; it is perhaps admitted that

George Sand, so great a novelist, gave the world few characters who live

in and are dear to memory. We can just fancy one of her dignified later

heroines, all self-renunciation and rural sentiment, preaching in vain to

that real woman, Emma Bovary. _Her_ we know, her we remember, as we

remember few, comparatively, of Balzac’s thronging faces, from La Cousine

Bette to Séraphitus Séraphita. Many of those are certain to live and

keep their hold, but it is by dint of long and elaborate preparation,

description, analysis. A stranger intermeddleth not with them, though we

can fancy Lucien de Rubempré let loose in a country neighbourhood of

George Sand’s, and making sonnets and love to some rural _châtelaine_,

while Vautrin might stray among the ruffians of Gaboriau, a giant of

crime. Among M. Zola’s people, however it may fare with others, I find

myself remembering few: the guilty Hippolytus of “La Curée,” the poor

girl in “La Fortune des Rougon,” the Abbé Mouret, the artist in

“L’Oeuvre,” and the half idiotic girl of the farm house, and Hélène in

“Un Page d’Amour.” They are not amongst M. Zola’s most prominent

creations, and it must be some accident that makes them most memorable

and recognisable to one of his readers.

Probably we all notice that the characters of fiction who remain our

intimates, whose words come to our lips often, whose conduct in this or

that situation we could easily forecast, are the characters whom we met

when we were young. We may be wrong in thinking them the best, the most

true and living of the unborn; perhaps they only seem so real because

they came fresh to fresh hearts and unworn memories. This at least we

must allow for, when we are tempted to say about novelists, “The old are

better.” It was we who, long ago, were young and better, better fitted

to enjoy and retain the pleasure of making new visionary acquaintances.

If this be so, what an argument it is in favour of reading the best books

first and earliest in youth! Do the ladies who now find Scott slow, and

Miss Austen dull, and Dickens vulgar, and Thackeray prosy, and Fielding

and Richardson impossible, come to this belief because they began early

with the volumes of the circulating library? Are their memories happily

stored with the words and deeds of modern fictitious romps, and

passionate governesses, and tremendous guardsmen with huge cigars? Are

the people of—well, why mention names of living authors?—of whom you

will—are those as much to the young readers of 1890 as Quentin Durward,

and Colonel Newcome, and Sam Weller, and Becky Sharp, and Anne Elliot,

and Elizabeth Bennett, and Jane Eyre were to young readers of 1860? It

may very well be so, and we seniors will not regret our choice, and the

young men and maids will be pleased enough with theirs. Yet it is not

impossible that the old really are better, and do not gain all their life

and permanent charm merely from the unjaded memories and affections with

which we came to them long ago.

We shall never be certain, for even if we tried the experiment of

comparing, we are no longer good judges, our hearts are with our old

friends, whom we think deathless; their birth is far enough off in time,

but they will serve us for ours.

These friends, it has been said, are not such a very numerous company

after all. Most of them are children of our own soil, their spirits were

made in England, or at least in Great Britain, or, perhaps, came of

English stock across the seas, like our dear old Leather Stocking and

Madam Hester Prynne. Probably most of us are insular enough to confess

this limitation; even if we be so unpatriotic to read far more new French

than new English novels. One may study M. Daudet, and not remember his

Sidonie as we remember Becky, nor his Petit Chose or his Jack as we

remember David Copperfield. In the Paradise of Fiction are folk of all

nations and tongues; but the English (as Swedenborg saw them doing in his

vision of Heaven) keep very much to themselves. The American visitors,

or some of them, disdain our old acquaintances, and associate with

Russian, Spanish, Lithuanian, Armenian heroes and heroines, conversing,

probably, in some sort of French. Few of us “poor islanders” are so

cosmopolitan; we read foreign novels, and yet among all the brilliant

persons met there we remember but a few. Most of my own foreign friends

in fiction wear love-locks and large boots, have rapiers at their side

which they are very ready to draw, are great trenchermen, mighty fine

drinkers, and somewhat gallant in their conduct to the sex. There is

also a citizen or two from Furetière’s “Roman Bourgeois,” there is Manon,

aforesaid, and a company of picaroons, and an archbishop, and a lady

styled Marianne, and a newly ennobled Count of mysterious wealth, and two

grisettes, named Mimi and Musette, with their student-lovers. M. Balzac

has introduced us to mystics, and murderers, and old maids, and doctors,

and adventurers, and poets, and a girl with golden eyes, and malefactors,

and bankrupts, and mad old collectors, peasants, _curés_, critics,

dreamers, debauchees; but all these are somewhat distant acquaintances,

many of them undesirable acquaintances. In the great “Comédie Humaine”

have you a single real friend? Some of Charles de Bernard’s folk are

more akin to us, such as “La Femme de Quarante Ans,” and the owner of the

hound Justinian, and that drunken artist in “Gerfaut.” But an Englishman

is rather friendless, rather an alien and an outcast, in the society of

French fiction. Monsieur de Camors is not of our _monde_, nor is the

Enfant du Siècle; indeed, perhaps good Monsieur Sylvestre Bonnard is as

sympathetic as anyone in that populous country of modern French romance.

Or do you know Fifi Vollard?

Something must be allowed for strange manners, for exotic ideas, and ways

not our own. More perhaps is due to what, as Englishmen think, is the

lack of _humour_ in the most brilliant and witty of races. We have

friends many in Molière, in Dumas, in Rabelais; but it is far more

difficult to be familiar, at ease, and happy in the circles to which

Madame Sand, M. Daudet, M. Flaubert, or M. Paul Bourget introduce us. M.

Bourget’s old professor, in “Le Disciple,” we understand, but he does not

interest himself much in us, and to us he is rather a curiosity, a

“character,” than an intimate. We are driven to the belief that humour,

with its loving and smiling observation, is necessary to the author who

would make his persons real and congenial, and, above all, friendly. Now

humour is the quality which Dumas, Molière, and Rabelais possess

conspicuously among Frenchmen. Montaigne has it too, and makes himself

dear to us, as the humorous novelists make their fancied people dear.

Without humour an author may draw characters distinct and clear, and

entertaining, and even real; but they want atmosphere, and with them we

are never intimate. Mr. Alfred Austin says that “we know the hero or the

heroine in prose romance far more familiarly than we know the hero or

heroine in the poem or the drama.” “Which of the serious characters in

Shakspeare’s plays are not indefinite and shadowy compared with Harry

Esmond or Maggie Tulliver?” The _serious_ characters—they are seldom

very familiar or definite to us in any kind of literature. One might

say, to be sure, that he knows Hotspur a good deal more intimately than

he knows Mr. Henry Esmond, and that he has a pretty definite idea of

Iago, Othello, Macbeth, King Lear, as definite as he has (to follow Mr.

Austin) of Tito Melema. But we cannot reckon Othello, or Macbeth, or

King Lear as _friends_; nay, we would rather drink with the honest

ancient. All heroes and the heroines are usually too august, and also

too young, to be friendly with us; to be handled humorously by their

creators. We know Cuddie Headrigg a great deal better than Henry Morton,

and Le Balafré better than Quentin Durward, and Dugald Dalgetty better

than anybody. Humour it is that gives flesh and blood to the persons of

romance; makes Mr. Lenville real, while Nicholas Nickleby is only a

“walking gentleman.” You cannot know Oliver Twist as you know the Dodger

and Charlie Bates. If you met Edward Waverley you could scarce tell him

from another young officer of his time; but there would be no chance of

mistake about the Dugald creature, or Bailie Nicol Jarvie, or the Baron

Bradwardine, or Balmawhapple.

These ideas might be pushed too far; it might be said that only the

persons in “character parts”—more or less caricatures—are really vivid in

the recollection. But Colonel Newcome is as real as Captain Costigan,

and George Warrington as the Chevalier Strong. The hero is commonly too

much of a _beau ténébreux_ to be actual; Scott knew it well, and in one

of his unpublished letters frankly admits that his heroes are wooden, and

no favourites of his own. He had to make them, as most authors make

their heroes, romantic, amorous, and serious; few of them have the life

of Roland Graeme, or even of Quentin Durward. Ivanhoe might put on the

cloak of the Master of Ravenswood, the Master might wear the armour of

the Disinherited Knight, and the disguise would deceive the keenest.

Nay, Mr. Henry Esmond might pass for either, if arrayed in appropriate

costume.

To treat a hero with humour is difficult in romance, all but impossible.

Hence the heroes are rarely our friends, except in Fielding, or, now and

then, in Thackeray. No book is so full of friends as the novel that has

no hero, but has Rawdon Crawley, Becky, Lady Jane, Mr. Jim Crawley,

MacMurdo, Mrs. Major O’Dowd, and the rest. Even Dobbin is too much the

hero to be admitted among our most kindly acquaintances. So unlucky are

heroes that we know Squire Western and the Philosopher Square and Parson

Adams far better than even that unheroic hero, Tom Jones, or Joseph

Andrews. The humour of Fielding and his tenderness make Amelia and

Sophia far more sure of our hearts than, let us say, Rowena, or the Fair

Maid of Perth, or Flora MacIvor, or Rose Bradwardine. It is humour that

makes Mr. Collins immortal, and Mrs. Bennett, and Emma; while a multitude

of nice girls in fiction, good girls too, are as dead as Queen Tiah.

Perhaps, after all, this theory explains why it is so very hard to recall

with vividness the persons of our later fiction. Humour is not the

strong point of novelists to-day. There may be amateurs who know Mr.

Howells’s characters as their elders know Sophia and Amelia and Catherine

Seyton—there may be. To the old reader of romance, however earnestly he

keeps up with modern fiction, the salt of life seems often lacking in its

puppets or its persons. Among the creations of living men and women I,

for one, feel that I have two friends at least across the sea, Master

Thomas Sawyer and his companion, Huckleberry Finn. If these are not real

boys, then Dr. Farrar’s Eric _is_ a real boy; I cannot put it stronger.

There is a lady on those distant shores (for she never died of Roman

fever) who I may venture to believe is not unfriendly—Miss Annie P.

Miller—and there is a daughter of Mr. Silas Lapham whom one cannot

readily forget, and there is a beery journalist in a “Modern Instance,”

an acquaintance, a distant professional acquaintance, not a friend. The

rest of the fictitious white population of the States are shadowy to

myself; I have often followed their fortunes with interest, but the

details slip my aging memory, which recalls Topsy and Uncle Remus.

To speak of new friends at home is a more delicate matter. A man may

have an undue partiality for the airy children of his friends’ fancy.

Mr. Meredith has introduced me to an amiable Countess, to a strange

country girl named Rhoda, to a wonderful old Æschylean nurse, to some

genuine boys, to a wise Youth,—but that society grows as numerous as

brilliant. Mr. Besant has made us friends with twins of literary and

artistic genius, with a very highly-cultured Fellow of Lothian, with a

Son of Vulcan, with a bevy of fair but rather indistinguishable damsels,

like a group of agreeable-looking girls at a dance. But they are too

busy with their partners to be friendly. We admire them, but they are

unconcerned with us. In Mr. Black’s large family the Whaup seems most

congenial to some strangers; the name of one of Mr. Payn’s friendly lads

is Legion, and Miss Broughton’s dogs, with _their_ friend Sara, and Mrs.

Moberley, welcome the casual visitor with hospitable care. Among the

kindly children of a later generation one may number a sailor man with a

wooden leg; a Highland gentleman, who, though landless, bears a king’s

name; an Irish chevalier who was out in the ’45; a Zulu chief who plied

the axe well; a private named Mulvaney in Her Majesty’s Indian army; an

elderly sportsman of agile imagination or unparalleled experience in

remote adventure. {20} All these a person who had once encountered them

would recognise, perhaps, when he was fortunate enough to find himself in

their company.

There are children, too, of a dead author, an author seldom lauded by

critics, who, possibly, have as many living friends as any modern

characters can claim. A very large company of Christian people are fond

of Lord Welter, Charles Ravenshoe, Flora and Gus, Lady Ascot, the boy who

played fives with a brass button, and a dozen others of Henry Kingsley’s

men, women, and children, whom we have laughed with often, and very

nearly cried with. For Henry Kingsley had humour, and his children are

dear to us; while which of Charles Kingsley’s far more famous offspring

would be welcome—unless it were Salvation Yeo—if we met them all in the

Paradise of Fiction?

It is not very safe, in literature as in life, to speak well of our

friends or of their families. Other readers, other people, have theirs,

whom we may not care much for, whom we may even chance never to have met.

In the following Letters from Old Friends (mainly reprinted from the “St.

James’s Gazette”), a few of the writers may, to some who glance at the

sketches, be unfamiliar. When Dugald Dalgetty’s epistle on his duel with

Aramis was written, a man of letters proposed to write a reply from

Aramis in a certain journal. But his Editor had never heard of any of

the gentlemen concerned in that affair of honour; had never heard of

Dugald, of Athos, Porthos, Aramis, nor D’Artagnan. He had not been

introduced to them. This little book will be fortunate far beyond its

deserts if it tempts a few readers to extend the circle of their

visionary acquaintances, of friends who, like Brahma, know not birth, nor

decay, “sleep, waking, nor trance.”

A theme more delicate and intimate than that of our Friends in fiction

awaits a more passionate writer than the present parodist. Our _Loves_

in fiction are probably numerous, and our choice depends on age and

temperament. In romance, if not in life, we can be in love with a number

of ladies at once. It is probable that Beatrix Esmond has not fewer

knights than Marie Antoinette or Mary Stuart. These ladies have been the

marks of scandal. Unkind things are said of all three, but our hearts do

not believe the evil reports. Sir Walter Scott refused to write a life

of Mary Stuart because his opinion was not on the popular side, nor on

the side of his feelings. The reasoning and judicial faculties may be

convinced that Beatrix was “other than a guid ane,” but reason does not

touch the affections; we see her with the eyes of Harry Esmond, and, like

him, “remember a paragon.” With similar lack of logic we believe that

Mrs. Wenham really had one of her headaches, and that Becky was guiltless

on a notorious occasion. Bad or not so bad, what lady would we so gladly

meet as Mrs. Rawdon Crawley, whose kindness was so great that she even

condescended to be amusing to her own husband? For a more serious and

life-long affection there are few heroines so satisfactory as Sophia

Western and Amelia Booth (_née_ Harris). Never before nor since did a

man’s ideal put on flesh and blood—out of poetry, that is,—and apart from

the ladies of Shakspeare. Fielding’s women have a manly honour,

tolerance, greatness, in addition to their tenderness and kindness.

Literature has not their peers, and life has never had many to compare

with them. They are not “superior” like Romola, nor flighty and

destitute of taste like Maggie Tulliver; among Fielding’s crowd of

fribbles and sots and oafs they carry that pure moly of the Lady in

“Comus.” It is curious, indeed, that men have drawn women more true and

charming than women themselves have invented, and the heroines of George

Eliot, of George Sand (except Consuelo), and even of Miss Austen, do not

subdue us like Di Vernon, nor win our sympathies like Rebecca of York.

They may please and charm for their hour, but they have not the

immortality of the first heroines of all—of Helen, or of that Alcmena who

makes even comedy grave when she enters, and even Plautus chivalrous.

Poetry, rather than prose fiction, is the proper home of our spiritual

mistresses; they dwell where Rosalind and Imogen are, with women perhaps

as unreal or as ideal as themselves, men’s lost loves and unforgotten, in

a Paradise apart.

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