CHAPTER XVII

_A GIRL IN THE PROVINCES_

Why Women go on the Stage—How to prevent it—Miss Florence St.

John—Provincial Company—Theatrical Basket—A Fit-up Tour—A Theatre

Tour—Répertoire Tour—Strange Landladies—Bills—The Longed-for

Joint—Second-hand Clothes—Buying a Part—Why Men Deteriorate—Oceans

of Tea—E. S. Willard—Why he Prefers America—A Hunt for Rooms—A

Kindly Clergyman—A Drunken Landlady—How the Dog Saved an Awkward

Predicament.

It is continually being asked: Why do women crowd the stage?

The answer is a simple one—because men fail to provide for them.

If every man, willing and able to maintain a wife, married, there

would still be over a million women left. Many women besides these

“superfluous” ones will never marry—many husbands will die, and leave

their widows penniless, and therefore several millions of women in

Great Britain must work to live. Their parents bring them into the

world, but they do not always give them the means of livelihood.

Marriage with love is entering a heaven with one’s eyes shut, but

marriage without love is entering hell with them open.

What then?

Women must work until men learn to protect and provide for, not only

their wives, but their mothers, daughters, and sisters. All men should

respect the woman toiler who prefers work to starvation, as all must

deplore the necessity that forces her into such a position. Women of

gentle blood are the greatest sufferers; brought up in luxury, they

are often thrust on the world to starve through no fault of their own

what ever. The middle-class father should also be obliged to make some

provision by insurance for every baby girl, which will enable her to

live, and give her at least the necessities of life, so that she may

not be driven to sell herself to a husband, or die of starvation.

The sons can work for themselves, and might have a less expensive

up-bringing, so that the daughters may be provided for by insurance, if

the tragedies of womanhood now enacted on every side are to cease.

It is no good for young men to shriek at the invasion of the labour

market by women: the young men must deny themselves a little and

provide for their women folk if it is to be otherwise. It is no good

grinding down the wages of women workers, for that does harm to men

and women alike, and only benefits the employer. Women must work as

things are, and women do work in spite of physical drawbacks, in spite

of political handicap, in spite—too often—of lack of sound education.

The unfortunate part is that women work for less pay than men, under

far harder conditions, and the very men who abuse them for competing

on their own ground, are the men who do not raise a hand to make

provision for their own women folk, or try in any way to help the

present disastrous condition of affairs.

Men can stop this overcrowding of every profession by women if they

really try, and until they do so they should cease to resent a state of

affairs which they themselves have brought about.

Luckily there is hardly any trade or profession closed to women to-day.

They cannot be soldiers, sailors, firemen, policemen, barristers,

judges, or clergymen in England, but they can be nearly everything

else. Even now, in these so-called enlightened days, men often leave

what money they have to their sons and let chance look after their

daughters. They leave their daughters four alternatives—to starve, to

live on the bitter bread of charity, to marry, or to work. Independent

means is a heritage that seldom falls to the lot of women. There are

too many women on the stage as there are too many women everywhere

else; but on the stage as in authorship, women are at least fairly

treated as regards salary, and can earn, and do earn, just as much as

men.

The provinces are the school of actors and actresses, so let us now

turn to a provincial company, for after all the really hard work of

theatrical life is most severely felt in the provinces. A pathetic

little account of early struggles appeared lately from the pen of Miss

Florence St. John. At fourteen years of age she sang with a Diorama

along the South coast, and a few months after she married. Her parents

were so angry they would have nothing more to do with her, and not

long afterwards her husband’s health failed and he died. Sheer want

pursued her during those years.

“My efforts to secure work seemed almost hopeless.”

That is the _crux_ of so many theatrical lives. Those eight words so

often appear—and yet there are sanguine people who imagine employment

can always be obtained on the stage for the mere asking, which is not

so; but let us now follow the fortunes of a lucky one.

After a play has been sufficiently coached in London, at the last

rehearsal a “call” is put up on the board, which says:

“_Train call._ All artistes are to be at —— Station at —— o’clock on such

and such a date. Train arrives at A—— at —— o’clock.”

When the actors reach the station they find compartments engaged for

them, it being seldom necessary nowadays to charter a private train.

Those compartments are labelled in large lettering with the name of the

play for which they have been secured. The party travel third class,

the manager as a rule reserving first-class compartments for himself

and the stars. Generally the others go in twos and twos according to

their rank in the theatre, that is to say, the first and second lady

travel together, the third and fourth, and so on. Often the men play

cards during the whole journey; generally the women knit, read, or

enliven the hours of weary travel by making tea and talk!

At each of the stations where the train pauses people look into the

carriages in a most unblushing manner, taking a good stare at the

theatrical folk, as if they were wild beasts at the Zoo instead of

human beings. Sometimes also they make personal and uncomplimentary

remarks, such as:

“Well, she ain’t pretty a bit,” or, “My! don’t she look different hoff

and hon!”

Each actress has two supplies of luggage, one of which, namely, a

“_theatrical basket_,” contains her stage dresses, and the other the

personal belongings which she will require at her lodgings. As a rule,

ere leaving London she is given two sets of labels to place on her

effects, so that the baggage-man may know where to take her trunks and

save her all further trouble.

Naturally theatrical folk must travel on Sunday. On a “Fit-Up” tour,

when they arrive at the station of the town in which they are to play,

each woman collects her own private property, and those who can afford

the expense drive off in a cab, while the others—by far the more

numerous—deposit it in the “Left Luggage Office.” After securing a

room, the tired traveller returns to the station and employs a porter

to deliver her belongings.

Sometimes a girl experiences great difficulty in finding a suitable

temporary abode, for, although in large towns a list of lodgings can

be procured, in smaller places no such help is available, and she may

have to trudge from street to street to obtain a decent room at a cheap

rate. By the time what is wanted is found, she generally feels so weary

she is only too thankful to share whatever the landlady may chance to

have in the way of food, instead of going out and procuring the same

for herself.

On a “Theatre Tour” the members of a company nearly always engage

their rooms beforehand and order dinner in advance, because they can

go to recognised theatrical lodgings, a list of which may be procured

by applying to the Actors’ Association, an excellent institution

which helps and protects theatrical folk in many ways. When rooms can

be arranged beforehand, life becomes easier; but this is not always

possible, and then poor wandering mummers meet with disagreeable

experiences, such as finding themselves in undesirable lodgings, or

at the tender mercy of a landlady who is too fond of intoxicants. A

liberal use of insect powder is necessary in smaller towns.

A girl friend who decided to go on the stage has given me some

valuable information gathered during six or seven years’ experience of

provincial theatrical life. Hers are the experiences of the novice, and

bear out Mrs. Kendal’s advice in an earlier chapter. She was not quite

dependent on her profession, having small means, but for which she says

she must have starved many a time during her noviciate.

“One comes across various types of landladies,” she explained, “but

they are nearly always good-natured, otherwise they would never put up

with the erratic hours for meals, and the late return of their lodgers.

Some of them have been actresses themselves in the olden days, but,

having married, they desire to ‘lead a respectable life,’ by which

remark they wish one to understand that the would-be lodger is not

considered ‘respectable’ so long as she remains in the theatrical

profession.

“They are sometimes very amusing, at others the reminiscences of their

own experiences prove a little trying; but after all, even such folk

are better than the type of lodging-house-keeper who has come down

in the world, and is always referring to her ‘better days.’ A great

many of these people do not appear ever to have had better days.

Now and then, however, one finds a genuine case and receives every

possible attention, being made happy with flowers—a real luxury when

on tour—nice table linen, fresh towels, all things done in a civilised

manner, and oh dear! what a joy it is to come across such a home.”

“Are the rooms, then, generally very bare?” I asked.

“One never finds any luxuries. As a rule one has to be content with

horsehair-covered chairs and sofas, woollen antimacassars, wax or bead

flowers under glass cases, often with the addition of a stuffed parrot

brought home by some favourite sailor son. But simplicity does not

matter at all so long as the lodgings do not smell stuffy. The bedroom

furniture generally consists of the barest necessaries, and if one’s

couch have springs or a soft mattress it proves indeed a delightful

surprise.

“There is a terrible type of landlady who rushes one for a large bill

just at the last moment. As a rule the account should be brought up on

Saturday night and settled, but this sort of woman generally manages to

put off producing hers until the last moment on Sunday morning, when

one’s luggage is probably on its way to the station. Then she brings

forth a document which takes all the joy out of life, and sends the

unhappy lodger off without a penny in her pocket. Arguing is not of the

slightest use, and if one happens to be a woman, as in my case, she has

to pay what is demanded rather than risk a scene.”

My friend’s experiences were so practical I asked her many questions,

in reply to some of which she continued:

“I have always managed to share expenses with some one I knew, which

arrangement, besides being less lonely, reduced the cost considerably;

but even then there is a terrible sameness about one’s food. An egg

for breakfast is very general, as some ‘ladies’ even object to cooking

a rasher of bacon. Jam and other delicacies are beyond our means.

Everlasting chop or steak with potatoes for dinner. One never sees

a joint; it is not possible unless a slice can be begged from the

landlady, in which case one often has to pay dearly for the luxury.

“We generally have supper after we return from the theatre, from

which we often have to walk home a mile or more after changing. Many

landladies refuse to cook anything hot at night, in which case tinned

tongue or potted meat suffice; but a hot meal, though consisting only

of a little piece of fish or poached eggs, is such a joy when one comes

home tired and worn out, that it is worth a struggle to try to obtain.

“The least a bill ever comes to in a week is fifteen shillings, and

that after studying economy in every way possible. Even though two of

us lived together I never succeeded in reducing my share below that.”

“What is the usual day?”

“One has breakfast as a rule between ten and eleven—earlier, of course,

if a rehearsal has been called for eleven, in which case ten minutes’

grace is given for the difference in local clocks; any one late after

that time gets sharply reprimanded by the management. After rehearsal

on tour a walk till two or three, a little shopping, dinner 4.30, a

rest, a cup of tea at 6.30, after which meal one again proceeds to the

theatre, home about 11.30, supper and bed. Week in, week out it is

pretty much the same.

“For the first four years I only earned a guinea a week, and as it was

necessary for me to find all my own costumes for the different parts

in the companies in which I played, I had to visit second-hand shops

and buy ladies’ cast-off ball dresses and things of that sort, although

cheap materials and my sewing machine managed to supply me with day

garments. It is extraordinary what wonderful effects one can get over

the footlights with a dress which by daylight looks absolutely filthy

and tawdry, provided it be well cut; that is why it is advisable to buy

good second-hand clothes when possible.

“In my own theatre basket I have fourteen complete costumes, and with

these I can go on any ordinary tour. I travelled for some time with a

girl who, though well-born, had out of her miserable guinea a week to

help members of her family at home. She was an excellent needlewoman,

and used to send her sewing-machine with her basket to the theatre,

where she sat nearly all day making clothes or cutting them out for

other members of the company. By these means she earned a few extra

shillings a week, which helped towards the expenses of her kinsfolk.

She was a nice girl, but delicate, and I always felt she ought to have

had all the fresh air possible instead of bending over a sewing-machine

in a stuffy little dressing-room.

“Of course it is necessary for us to take great care of our private

clothes, and in order to save them I generally keep an old skirt for

trudging backwards and forwards through the dust and dirt, and for

rehearsals, since at some of the ill-kept provincial theatres a good

gown would be ruined in a few days; added to which, one often gets

soaked on the way to and from the theatre, for we can rarely afford

cabs, and even if we could, on a wet night the audience take all

available vehicles, so that by the time the performers are ready to

leave, not one is to be procured.”

Perhaps it may be well to say a little more concerning the theatre

basket. It looks like a large washing basket, but being made of

wicker-work is light. It is lined inside with mackintosh, and bears the

name of the company to which it belongs on the outside. It is taken to

the theatre on Sunday when the party arrives in the town, and as a rule

each actress goes first thing on Monday morning for rehearsal and to

unpack. The ordinary provincial company usually comprises about five

men and five women, but in important dramas there are many more, and

sometimes a dozen women and girls will have to dress in one room.

Of course the principal actresses select the best dressing-rooms, and

each chooses according to her rank. Round the wall of the room a table

is fastened, such a table as one might find in a dairy, under which

the dress baskets stand. Those who can afford it, provide their own

looking-glass and toilet-cover to put over their scrap of table, also

sheets to cover the dirty walls, ere hanging up their skirts; but as

every one cannot afford to pay for the washing of such luxuries, many

have to dispense with them.

There is seldom a green-room in the provinces, so as a rule the

actresses sit upon their own baskets during the waits; and as in many

theatres there are no fireplaces in these little dressing-rooms, and

not always artificial heat, there they remain huddled in shawls waiting

their “call.”

“The most interesting form of company,” said my friend, “is the

‘Répertoire,’ for that will probably give three different pieces a

week, which is much more lively than performing in the same play every

night for months.

[Illustration:

_From a painting by Hugh de T. Glazebrook._

MRS. PATRICK CAMPBELL.]

“If any one falls out of the cast through illness or any other reason,

and a new man or woman join the company, a fortnight is required for

rehearsals, and during that fortnight we unfortunate players have to

give our gratuitous services every day for some hours.”

On asking her whether she thought it wise for a girl to choose the

stage as a profession, she shook her head sadly.

“I do not think a woman should ever choose the stage as a profession

if she have any person depending upon her, for it is practically

impossible to live on one’s precarious earnings. It is only the lucky

few who can ever hope to make a regular income, and certainly in the

provinces very few of us do even that. Many managers like to engage

husbands and wives for their company, as this means a joint salary and

a saving in consequence. These married couples do not generally get on

well, and certainly fail to impress one with the bliss of professional

wedded life.”

“What are the chances of success?” I inquired.

“The chances of getting on at all on the stage are small in these days,

when advancement means one must either have influence at headquarters,

or be able to bring grist to the manager’s mill. It is heart-breaking

for those who feel they could succeed if they were but given a

chance, to see less talented but more influential sisters pushed into

positions. One gradually loses all hope of true merit finding its own

reward, while it is no uncommon thing for a girl to pay down £20 to

be allowed to play a certain part. She may be utterly unfitted for

the _rôle_, but £20 is not to be scoffed at, and she is therefore

pitchforked into it to succeed or fail. In most cases she fails, and

cannot get another engagement unless she produces a second £20.

“No, I do not consider the stage a good profession for a girl, simply

because there is no authority over her, and few people take enough

interest in the young creature to even warn her of the peril. In the

theatrical profession, and especially on tour, the sexes meet on an

equal footing. No chivalry need be expected, and is certainly rarely

received, because when one is vouchsafed any little attention or

politeness, such as one would naturally claim in society or take for

granted in daily intercourse, it is merely because the man has some

natural instinct which causes him to be polite in spite of adverse

circumstances.

“The majority of men upon the stage to-day are so-called gentlemen,

but there is something in the life which does not conduce to keep

them up to the standard from which they start. They become careless

in their manners, dress, and conversation, and keep their best side

for the audience. As a rule they are kind-hearted and willing to help

women, but men upon the stage get ‘petty.’ I do not know whether it is

the effect of the paint, the powder, and the clothes, or the fact of

their doing nothing all day, but they certainly deteriorate; one sees

the decadence month by month. They begin by being keen on sport, for

instance, but gradually they find even moving their bicycles about an

expense and leave them behind. They have nowhere to go, are not even

temporary members of clubs, so gradually get into the habit of staying

in bed till twelve or even two o’clock for lack of something to

interest them, and finish the rest of the day in a ‘gin crawl,’ which

simply means sitting in public-houses drinking and smoking.

“Unfortunately this love of drink sometimes increases, and as alcohol

can be readily procured by the dresser, men and women too, feeling

exhausted, often take things which had better be avoided. You see their

meals are not sufficiently substantial—how can they be on the salary

paid? Girls live on small rations of bread, butter, and oceans of tea,

and the men on endless sausage rolls and mugs of beer.”

This reminds me of a little chat I had with E. S. Willard. On the

fiftieth night of that excellent play _The Cardinal_, by Louis N.

Parker, at the St. James’s Theatre, a mutual friend came to ask me to

pay a visit behind the stage to the great Mr. Willard.

We arrived in Mr. Alexander’s sitting-room described elsewhere, at

the end of the third act, and a moment later the rustling silk of the

Cardinal’s robe was heard in the passage.

“I’m afraid this is unkind of me,” I said: “after that great scene you

deserve a ‘whisky and soda’ instead of a woman and talk.”

“Not at all,” said this splendid-looking ecclesiastic, seating himself

gaily. “I never take anything of that sort till my work is done.”

“But you must be fearfully exhausted after such a big scene?”

“No. It is the eighth performance this week, and the second to-day;

but I’m not really tired, and love my work, although I do enjoy my

Sunday’s rest.”

Mr. Willard looks handsomer off the stage than on. His strong face

seems to have a kindlier smile, his manner to be even more courtly,

and I was particularly struck with the fact that he wore little or no

make-up.

“You are an Englishman,” I said, “and yet you have deserted your native

land for America?”

“Not so. I’m English, of course, though I love America,” was the reply.

“Seven years ago I went across the Atlantic and was successful, then

I had a terrible illness which lasted three years. When I was better

I did not dare start afresh in England and risk failure, so I began

again in the States, where I was sure of the dollars. They have been

so kind to me over there that I do not now like to leave them. You see

America is so enormous, the constant influx of emigrants so great, one

can go on playing the same piece for years and years, as Jefferson is

still doing in _Rip van Winkle_. Here new plays are constantly wanted,

and even if an actor is an old favourite he cannot drag a poor play to

success. Management in London has become a risky matter. Expenses are

enormous, and a few failures mean ruin.”

Alas! at that moment the wretched little bell which heralds a new act

rang forth, and I barely had time to reach the box before Mr. Willard

was once more upon the stage, continuing his masterly performance. He

is an actor of strong personality, and can ill be spared from England’s

shores.

But to return to the provinces, and the experiences of the pretty

little actress.

“The familiarity which necessarily exists between the sexes,” continued

she, “both in acting together at night, and rehearsing together by day,

is in itself a danger to some girls who are unfortunate enough to be

thrown into close companionship with unprincipled men, and have not

sufficient worldly wisdom or instinct to guard against their advances.

“The idea of the stage door being besieged by admirers is far from true

in the provinces. With musical comedies of rather a low order there may

be a certain amount of hanging about after the performance, but in the

case of an ordinary company this rarely happens. The real danger in the

provinces does not come from outside.

“Life on tour for a single man is anything but agreeable. He has no one

to look after his clothes, for, needless to say, no landlady will do

that, and therefore both his theatre outfit and his private garments

are always getting torn and worn. As a rule, however, there are capable

women in the company who are willing to sew on buttons, mend, or

darn, and if it were not for their good nature, many men would find

themselves in sorry plight.”

She was an intelligent, clever girl, and I asked her how she got on the

stage.

“After having been trained under a well-known manager for six months

and paying him thirty guineas for his services, I was offered an

engagement in one of his companies then starting for a ‘Fit-Up’

tour through Scotland at a £1 week, payable in two instalments,

namely, 10_s._ on Wednesday and 10_s._ on Saturday. Fortunately,

being a costume play, dresses were provided, but I had to buy tights,

grease-paint, sandals, and various ornaments, give two weeks’

rehearsals in London free, play for three nights and live for three

days in Scotland before I received even the first ten shillings.

“Happily I was the proud possessor of small means, and shared my rooms

and everything with a girl friend who had trained at the same time as

myself, consequently we managed with great care to make both ends meet;

but it was hard work for us even with my little extra money, and what

girls do who have to live entirely on their pay, and put by something

for the time when they are out of an engagement, a time which often

comes, I do not pretend to know.

“A ‘Fit-Up’ tour is admittedly the most expensive kind of work for

actors, because it means that three nights is the longest period one

ever remains in any town, most of the time being booked for ‘one-night

places’ only. On this particular tour of sixteen weeks there were no

less than sixty ‘one-night places,’ and my total salary amounted to £16.

“It may sound ridiculous to travel with a dog, but mine proved of the

greatest use to me on more than one occasion. Our first hunt was always

for rooms; the term sounds grand, for the ‘rooms’ generally consisted

of one chamber with a bed sunk into the wall, as they are to-day at a

great public school like Harrow. To get to this abode we sometimes had

to pass through the family apartments, a most embarrassing proceeding,

as the members had generally retired to rest before our return from the

theatre; but still, ‘beggars cannot be choosers,’ and in some ways we

often felt ourselves in that position.

“Supposing we arrived at a one-night place, we would sally forth and buy

¼ lb. tea,

¼ lb. butter,

1 small loaf,

½ lb. steak or chop for dinner,

2 eggs for breakfast.

“The landlady’s charge as a rule for two lodgers sharing expenses

varied from 2_s._ 6_d._ to 3_s._ for a single night, or 5_s._ for three

nights, so that the one-night business was terribly extravagant.

“Being our first tour we were greatly interested by the novelty of

everything; it was this novelty and excitement which carried us

through. We really needed to be sharp and quick, for in that particular

play we had to change our apparel no less than six times. We were Roman

ladies, slaves, and Christians intermittently during the evening,

being among those massacred in the second act, and resuscitated to be

eaten by lions at the end of the play; therefore, while the audience

were moved to tears picturing us being devoured by roaring beasts, we

were ourselves roaring in the wings in imitation of those bloodthirsty

animals.

“A ‘Fit-Up’ carries all its own scenery, and nearly always goes to

small towns which have no theatre, only a Town Hall or Corn Exchange,

while the dressing-rooms, especially in the latter, are often extremely

funny, being like little stalls in a stable, where we sometimes found

corn on the floor, and could look over at each other like horses in

their stalls.

“The ‘Fit-Up’ takes its own carpenter, who generally plays two or three

parts during the evening. He has to make the stage fit the scenery or

_vice versâ_, and get everything into working order for the evening

performance.

“On one occasion we arrived at a little town in Scotland and started

off on our usual hunt for rooms. We were growing tired and depressed;

time was creeping on, and if we did not obtain a meal and rooms soon,

we knew we should have to go to the theatre hungry, and spend that

night in the wings. Matters were really getting desperate when we met

two other members of the company in similar plight. One of them was

boldly courageous, however, and when we saw a clergyman coming towards

us, suggested she should ask him if he knew of any likely place. She

did so, and he very kindly told her to mention his name at an inn where

he was sure they would, if possible, put her and her friend up, but

he added, ‘There is only one room.’ This, of course, did not help my

friend and myself, so after the two had started off we stood wondering

what was to become of us.

“‘Can you not tell us of any other place?’ we asked. No, he could not,

but at this moment a lady appeared on the scene who asked what we

wanted. We explained the difficulty of our situation, and she pondered

and thought, but intimated there was no lodging she could recommend,

whereupon we proceeded disconsolately on our way, not in the least

knowing what we were to do.

“A moment or two afterwards we heard some one running behind. It was

the clergyman. Taking off his hat and almost breathless, he exclaimed,

‘My wife wishes to speak to you,’ and lo and behold that dear wife

hurried after him to say she felt so sorry for the position in which we

were placed that she would be very glad if my friend and I would give

her the pleasure of our company and stay at her house for the night.

“We went. She sent from the vicarage to the station for our belongings,

and we could not have been more kindly treated if we had been her

dearest friends. She had a fire lighted in our bedroom, and there were

lovely flowers on the table when we returned from the theatre. They

took us for a charming expedition to some old ruins on the following

morning, invited friends to meet us at luncheon, and although they did

not go to the theatre themselves at night, they sat up for us and had a

delightful little supper prepared against our return.

“I shall never forget the great kindness they showed us. I am sure

there are very few people who would be tempted to proffer such courtesy

and hospitality to two wandering actresses; and yet if they only knew

how warmly their goodness was appreciated and how beneficent its

influence proved, they would feel well repaid.

“In the afternoon when it was time to leave, rain was pouring down,

but that fact did not deter the clergyman from accompanying us to the

station, carrying an umbrella in one hand and a bag in the other, while

his little son followed with a great bunch of flowers.

“As if to take us down after such luxurious quarters, we fell upon evil

days at the very next town, where we were told it was difficult to get

accommodation at all, and therefore made up our minds to take the first

we met. It did not look inviting, but the woman said that by the time

we had done our shopping she would have everything clean and straight.

We bought our little necessaries, and as the door was opened by a small

boy handed them in to him, saying we were going for a walk but would

be back in less than an hour for tea. On our return we were admitted,

but saw no signs of tea, so rang the bell. No one came. We waited ten

minutes and rang again. A pause. Suddenly the door was burst open and

in reeled the landlady, who banged down a jug of boiling water on the

table and departed. We gazed at each other in utter consternation,

feeling very much frightened, for we both realised she was drunk.

“We rang again after a time, but as no one attempted to answer our

summons, and it being impossible to make a meal off hot water, I crept

forth to reconnoitre. There was not a soul to be seen, not even the

little boy, but I ventured into the kitchen to try if I could not find

the bread, butter, and tea, so that we might prepare something to eat

for ourselves. While so engaged a sonorous sound made me turn round,

and there upon the floor with her head resting upon a chair in the

corner of the room lay our landlady, dead drunk. It was an appalling

sight. We gathered our things together as quickly as we could and

determined to leave, put a shilling on the table to appease the good

woman’s wrath when she awoke, and were glad to shake the dust of her

home from our feet.

“Not far off was a Temperance Hotel, the sight of which after our

recent experience we hailed with delight, and where we engaged a

bedroom, to which we repaired, when our evening’s work was finished.

“My dog, who always lay at the foot of my bed, woke us in the middle of

the night by his low growls. He seemed much perturbed, so we lay and

listened. The cause of his anxiety soon became clear; _some one was

trying to turn the handle of the door_, while the voices of two men

could be heard distinctly, one of which said:

“‘Only two actresses, go on,’ and then the door handle turned again

and his friend was pushed in. It was all dark, but at that moment my

dog’s growls and barks became so furious and angry as he sprang from

the bed that the man precipitately departed, and we were left in peace,

although too nervous to sleep.

“Of course we complained next morning, but equally of course the

landlady knew nothing about the matter. These were our best and worst

experiences during my first tour.”

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