This is what happened to one town marshal who caught Ogle in the act of

burglarizing a store and failed to appreciate the character of his

prisoner. It was between two and three o'clock in the morning when the

capture was made, and as the lockup was located about a mile from the

scene of the crime, the officer decided to keep the rogue in his room

until morning. Carefully locking the room door and handcuffing John, he

lit his pipe and made himself as comfortable as possible—so comfortable,

in fact, that he was soon fast asleep. When he awoke his bird had flown,

and the officer's watch and purse were missing.

XVII

POST-OFFICE DEPARTMENT

EVERY man and woman in the republic has a personal interest in this

department of the government. You pay two cents for a stamp, throw a

missive into a box, and start the machinery which requires 100,000

persons to run it. If your letter is for the Philippines, you use the

railroad and the ocean steamer, with many relays of men and engines to

perform your bidding. If your letter is for Alaska, you use the

railroad, the steamship, and the reindeer team to deliver it. Not an

hour, day or night, the entire year through, but men are toiling to

hurry your mail to its destination. If your letter is for one of the

large cities, skilful men board the train, and as it approaches its

destination distribute the mail for each district, so that your letter

will not lie for hours in the central office. If your letter is to a

busy farmer who may be in the midst of his harvest and has no time to go

for his mail, one of the government's faithful servants takes that

letter to him. Yet we are much more likely, withal, to growl at Uncle

Sam than to remember the faithful service we receive for so little

money.

The Post-office Department is one which is not yet self-supporting. The

last annual report of the Postmaster-General shows that the receipts

from ordinary postal revenue amounted to $191,478,663.41. Figures are

not at hand for a further revenue to the department from money-order

business, including post-office orders which were uncalled for. The

government expended $16,910,278.99 more than it received. This deficit

is occasioned by the second-class matter, which includes newspapers and

magazines paying less than cost of transportation. It is also due partly

to the glaring abuse of the franking privilege by members of the Senate

and House. If a description of what some of these men commit to Uncle

Sam to carry for them free of charge were published they would hide

their heads in shame. While this abuse continues we are not likely to

get a one-cent rate on letters, a rate which would greatly benefit the

entire country. Poor people are paying the postage for these

Congressmen.

The United States Post-office Department and the post-office for the

City of Washington are in a building on Pennsylvania Avenue, which

extends over an entire square from Twelfth to Thirteenth Streets, N. W.

The Postmaster-General is a member of the President's Cabinet. He

receives $12,000 per annum for giving to his country services which a

railroad or great newspaper would consider cheap at $25,000 per annum.

There are four Assistant Postmaster-Generals who receive each about half

as much as their chief. These are appointed by the President and

confirmed by the Senate.

The Postmaster-General makes postal treaties with foreign governments,

by and with the advice of the President, awards contracts, and directs

the management of the domestic and foreign mails.

The First Assistant Postmaster-General has charge of the salary and

allowance division, free delivery system, post-office supplies,

money-order division, dead-letter office, and the general

correspondence.

The Second Assistant Postmaster-General has charge of the contract

division, division of inspection, railway adjustment (which includes

weighing and deciding on what pay shall be given railroads), the mail

equipment division, and foreign mails.

The Third Assistant Postmaster-General has charge of postage stamps and

postmasters' accounts, registry office, and the special delivery system.

The Fourth Assistant Postmaster-General has the appointment of many

postmasters and of post-office inspectors, and has charge of the bonds

and commissions for postmasters. This last place was formerly filled by

Mr. J. L. Bristow, of Kansas. During the first year of Mr. Roosevelt's

Presidency Mr. Bristow officially decapitated as many as fifty

postmasters a day, and it is claimed it was a slow year in the business.

Of course, for every one who lost his place some other fellow was made

happy. Mr. P. V. De Graw now has the office.

No impure books, pamphlets, or papers are allowed transportation by the

United States mail. Men in this employ have a right to insist that their

work shall not include indecent matter. As far as possible the

government tries to prevent advertisers of dishonest businesses from

using the mails for fraudulent gain. It is to be hoped that the time may

soon come when all financial schemers who now defraud the wage-earning

class by circulars on mining, oil, or industrial stock, or other

doubtful enterprises, shall be obliged to prove to the government

officials that the scheme represented is just what the circular sets

forth. All Building Associations and Insurance Companies should pass

under the same law. Good people would be glad of this inspection, and

bad people make it necessary.

The Postmaster-General recommends that the government have inspectors

appointed who shall see that neither telegraph nor express companies be

permitted to carry matter for lotteries or any known fraudulent

enterprise. The McKinley and Roosevelt administrations will be noted for

the improvement and extension of the rural delivery system.

The dead-letter office is one of great interest, and is found in the

general post-office building. Of unclaimed letters there were last year

nearly six million; of misdirected letters, 454,000; and of letters

without any address, 39,837. Any letter which is unclaimed at a

post-office after a few weeks is sent to the dead-letter office. Here it

is opened, and if it contains the name and address of the writer, the

letter is returned; but letters signed "Your loving Amy," "Your devoted

mother," "Your repentant son," fail to reach the eyes and hearts of

those who wait for them in vain. Last year 526,345 unclaimed letters

written in foreign countries, probably to loved ones in the United

States, were sent to the dead-letter office. Think of the heartaches

which that means! Think of the loves and friendships wrecked thereby!

Letters whose envelopes display the business card of the writer are

returned to the sender by the local postmaster after a certain period.

Papers, magazines, and books with insufficient postage are sent to the

dead-letter office, held for a short time, and then distributed to

hospitals, asylums, and penal institutions.

Wherever "Old Glory" floats, there the servants of Uncle Sam carry his

mail. Of this department every citizen should be proud, for its speed

and efficiency is equaled by no other mail service in the world.

XVIII

DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE

ABOUT fifty years ago, at the request of Hon. H. E. Ellsworth, the sum

of one thousand dollars was set apart in the interest of agriculture;

now there is a Department of Agriculture, and its Secretary is a member

of the President's Cabinet.

The present Secretary of this department is Hon. James Wilson, of Iowa.

He served several terms in Congress, was Regent of the State University

of Iowa, and for six years prior to his present appointment was Director

of the Iowa Experimental Station and professor of agriculture at the

Iowa Agricultural College, Ames, Iowa.

The Department of Agriculture consists of twenty different divisions,

each one of which is worthy of a complete chapter. The department has

many buildings, but the main one stands within the grounds of the

Smithsonian Institution, in a bower of blooming plants and clinging

vines. Every kind of plant from the tropics to the Arctic Circle which

can be made to grow in this climate can be found in this department.

Studies in ornamentation, best methods of grafting, pruning, budding,

hybridizing, and treating diseases of plants, trees, and animals are

thoroughly investigated at its experimental stations.

Vegetable and flower seeds, grass seeds, plants, trees, bulbs, and

grape-vines are distributed in the department through the Senators,

members, and delegates of Congress. By this means the best varieties of

the vegetable kingdom are carried throughout the United States. During

the coming year the country will be more carefully districted, and only

such seeds and plants as have been thoroughly acclimated will be sent to

the several districts.

Members of Congress from cities exchange their quota of vegetable and

crop seeds for flower seeds, thus leaving more of the former for members

with a farming constituency.

The following statement shows the amounts of seeds, bulbs, plants, and

trees, so far as the allotments have been made, for a recent fiscal

year:

Each Senator, member, and delegate will receive—

_Vegetable Seed_ 12,000 packages, 5 papers each.

_Novelties Vegetable Seed_ 500 packages, 5 papers each.

_Flower Seed_ 500 packages, 5 papers each.

_Tobacco Seed_ 110 packages, 5 papers each to

districts growing tobacco.

_Cotton Seed_ 70 packages, 1 peck each, to

districts growing cotton.

_Lawn Grass Seed_ 30 packages.

_Forage Crop Seed_ Allotment not yet made.

_Sorghum Seed_ Allotment not yet made.

_Sugar Beet Seed_ Allotment not yet made.

_Bulbs_ 10 boxes, 35 bulbs each; or 20

boxes, 17 bulbs each.

_Grape-vines_ 8 packages, 5 vines each.

_Strawberry Plants_ 10 packages, 15 plants each.

_Trees_ 20 packages, 5 trees each.

For seed distributed alone the government appropriates $270,000. Think

of the beneficence of that! The rarest and best seeds that money can buy

will be planted in every State and Territory of this country. Experts

are continually sent abroad to find new cereals, fruits trees, animals,

and flowers.

The department has at least one correspondent in every county of the

United States through whom the statistics on acreage, quality of crops,

and success of experiments are reported at stated times.

All questions pertaining to farming are answered by this department. If

a man desires to buy a farm in Kansas or Alaska, a portion of the

country of which he knows little, the department will tell him of the

climate, the crops likely to be remunerative, and the obstacles of soil

or climate to overcome. A chemist will analyze the soil for him, tell

him what it contains, and what it needs to produce certain crops. An

entomologist will tell him the insects prevalent which may destroy his

crops. The scientist will also tell him how to destroy the inserts, what

birds to encourage and what to banish.

At Summerville, S. C., the government has a tea farm with a fully

equipped factory, and the tea produced is claimed by experts to equal

the best imported article. This year one thousand acres of rice land

near Charleston, S. C., will be put in tea. The cost of producing

American tea is about fifteen cents a pound; the yield is four hundred

pounds to the acre, the wholesale selling price forty to fifty cents per

pound, and the retail price seventy-five cents to one dollar per pound.

In the wheat-growing States the government is trying a fine variety of

macaroni wheat, in order to compete successfully with the imported

article, of which $8,000,000 worth enters this country annually.

In the cotton States the government is trying Egyptian cotton, which is

now imported to the value of $8,000,000 annually.

In Arizona and other dry tracts dates and other Egyptian fruits are

being successfully acclimated. In the hot states rubber, coffee,

bananas, and cocoa are being tried.

Our fruit markets are being extended into Europe, and special agents and

consuls are using every influence to enlarge this market. At the Paris

Exposition our pears, apples, peaches, and plums were a never-ending

surprise to people of all lands. Californians made us all proud of them

by their lavish generosity, and the result has been that pears and

apples have been sent in large quantities to Southern Europe, also to

Russia and Siberia.

New cottons are being sent throughout the South, new prunes and plums

along the Pacific Coast. Important experiments are being made in sugar

producing. Pineapples are being acclimated in Florida, plants which

produce bay rum and various perfumes are being introduced in several

states, and olives from Italy are being tried in Porto Rico and the

Philippines.

In many different States soils have been examined. In Lancaster County,

Pennsylvania, it was found certain soils contain ingredients to produce

the finest Cuban tobacco, and other soil regarded as useless was shown

to be capable of producing certain rare plants. Every state should call

for this kind of analytic help, until we make the United States the

garden of the world.

XIX

DEPARTMENT OF CHEMISTRY ON PURE FOODS

DIETETICS

THIS subject of the relative value of foods is one that interests every

individual. The Department of Agriculture is making a brave effort to

secure a law regulating interstate and international commerce, requiring

that all foods sent from one state to another, or to foreign countries,

shall be labeled for just what they are, and shall conform to the

government standard in excellence.

For instance, renovated or "process" butter is now passing its ordeal.

"Process" butter means that a large quantity of butter has been sent to

a factory or elsewhere, and there worked together and colored to secure

uniformity of appearance, and then placed on the market. The government

requires that it shall be properly labeled. It is of less nutritive

value than either oleomargarine or butterine. A government leaflet gives

householders and merchants full directions for discovering the real

value of anything called butter. Every farmer should secure a copy of

the Agricultural Year-book.

I remember once, a number of years ago, at a table in London, discussing

with some merchants from South America the subject of buying their goods

in the United States instead of England.

One man from British Guiana said: "It is impossible to deal with the

United States; they have no food-test laws, and we buy one thing and get

another. Then take machinery and implements. The first three or four

purchases will be all right, after which they put off on us shelf-worn

goods which they could not sell at home."

When the government can put an official stamp on each article exported

it will be good for the permanence of our export trade.

No such general law now exists, and the best our government can do is to

certify that the goods comply with the standard of the country to which

they are to be sent. It is believed that many of the preservatives used

with food products are harmless to the human body, and a scientific test

of this was conducted in December, 1902. The Agricultural Department

called upon the young scientists of the colleges and universities to

assist in settling this question. A picked body of students were

supplied with the purest food to bring them to perfect condition, and

soups, meats, vegetables, jellies, etc., containing preservatives

claimed to be harmless will be given them, and as soon as a touch of

dyspepsia is manifest the test will be dropped. It was doubtful whether

football and baseball managers, not to mention such insignificant

factors as professors and mothers, would consent that their favorites

should be submitted to such experiments. But scientists are earnest

seekers for truth, and enough subjects were readily found to make the

trial.

It is not so much the making of impure foods that is objected to as it

is an effort to provide that goods shall be labeled for what they are—

that is, a can labeled raspberry jam shall not consist of gelatine with

a few raspberry seeds and juice used for coloring, but shall be the real

thing.

In recent testimony before Congress a case of this kind was brought out.

A certain firm made jelly from the refuse of apples—that is, rotten and

wilted apples, peelings and cores, stuff which when made cost the firm

one and a half cents a pound—and this they sold as apple and currant

jelly, selling hundreds of buckets. The government forced the firm to

label the buckets correctly, and the sale became insignificant. Now, the

poor need cheap foods, but it is not fair that they should have to pay

more than a thing is worth; besides, such frauds interfere with the

industry of the farmer's wife who sells pure jelly.

The government now sends agents into every city, who buy from the

shelves of grocers just what they offer for sale. The grocer, of course,

does not recognize the government agent. The stuff is then sent to the

laboratory, and the grocer and manufacturer notified as to results. The

latter is told that his formula will be published, and before that is

done he will be permitted to offer any statement that he may think

advisable.

We are apt to think the "embalmed" meat agitation during the Spanish war

will injure the trade of the country more than the war itself, but that

agitation was right if it saved the health of even one soldier, and,

above all, if it secures society in the future against deleterious

canned meats.

It is well known, tho not approved by the government, that there are

several canneries in the West where horse-flesh only is used. The

government watches them closely and forces them to label the goods for

just what they are. These goods are sent to such foreign countries as do

not object to the use of horse-flesh.

Most States have stringent food laws, but so much food is sent from the

State in which it is produced to another that State laws become

inoperative.

The government finds glucose (not in itself harmful) to be the basis of

many frauds. Colored and flavored it is sold as honey, and it is the

foundation of very many jams. Cocoas and chocolates are made from wheat,

corn, rice, potatoes; pepper, cinnamon, allspice, nutmegs, and mustards

are made from almost every cereal. Pure vinegar is rare. Almost any kind

of wine can be drawn from the same spigot, colored and flavored to suit

the requirements of the wine desired.

Sometimes in foreign lands I have thought that London particularly needs

a commission on pure coffee. I think I shall know the taste of chicory

as long as I live from experiences in that city.

Most foreign countries make stringent food laws chiefly on liquors and

butter. Germany draws close lines on meat, including all forms of

sausage, with some restrictions on butter, wine, coloring on toys, and

coloring matter generally.

Every European country has stringent laws on the composition of beer. I

wonder how long American beer which rots the shoes of the bartender, and

brings paralysis to his right hand, would be tolerated in Germany or

Britain? At the Buffalo Exposition, in the government display, was one

sample of "peach brandy," the formula of which was forty gallons of

proof spirits, one-half pound of an essence, one quart of sugar syrup,

and a sufficient amount of coloring matter. The "bead oil" on the same

shelf, it was claimed, was a solution of soap intended to produce a

"bead" on liquors, and thereby give the appearance of age.

Could anything better prove the need of a government standard than the

above, or the further facts that one man is now in the penitentiary for

fraudulent use of the United States mail in advertising ground soapstone

as a flour adulterant, and that fifteen cheaper oils are now used to

adulterate pure olive oil?

If I were a young college woman I would go in for chemistry, and make

myself a food specialist for grocers, exporters, and importers. I would

make my home in some large institution where the food question as to

what nutriments the body needs, and what will produce best results at

the least cost, could be tested scientifically. I would take the cook

and her helpers into a loving partnership to improve the dietetics of

the establishment, and yet reduce expenses. There is a new business now

ready for earnest college women.

XX

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

THE Department of the Interior was created by act of Congress in 1849.

When the names of its subdivisions are enumerated, it will readily be

seen that no adequate description of it can be given in one or two

chapters.

It comprises the Patent Office, the Pension Office, General Land Office,

Bureau of Indian Affairs, Bureau of Education, Commissioner of

Railroads, and the Office of the Geological Survey. Each office is

managed by a commissioner or director, who has under him a large force

of officials and clerks.

In the chief building of the Department of the Interior, fronting on F

Street, and extending from Seventh to Ninth, and from F to G Streets,

may be found the Patent Office of the United States. No other department

so well reveals the inventive genius of the most inventive people on

earth.

Once at a table in Paris a Frenchman said to me: "The Americans are

inventors because they are lazy."

"Well," I said, "I have heard many surprising charges against my

countrymen, but that excels all. How do you make that out?"

"Well, I am a manufacturer. I set an American boy to keep a door open;

before half an hour he has invented a machine which will open and shut

it, and I find my boy playing marbles."

[Illustration:

Photo by Clinedinst

THE PATENT OFFICE

]

"Sensible boy! Yes, with that view of it, maybe we are; we certainly do

not care to do by hand that which a machine can better perform."

The Patent Office is one of the few departments which is more than

self-supporting. In the year 1836 but one patent was taken out; during

the year ending December 31, 1901, the total number of applications was

46,449. The total receipts for the year were $6,626,856.71; total

expenditures, $1,297,385.64—leaving a balance far over five million

dollars in favor of the government.

There are divisions for different classes of inventions. When a patent

is applied for, examiners make all necessary investigations, and

carefully look into the invention claimed to be new, comparing it, part

by part, with patents already existing before determining whether a

patent can be granted. They have a library with plates and descriptions

of about everything under the sun. From this library inventors can have

books and plates sent them in order to compare their work with

inventions now existing.

The Secretary of the Interior is a member of the President's Cabinet,

and receives $12,000 per year. He has charge of the Capitol (through the

architect), the Insane Asylum, and the College for Mutes—indeed, it

would seem that his work is sufficient for ten Secretaries.

There is an Assistant Secretary of the Interior, who receives $4,000 per

annum, and commissioners of different divisions and bureaus who receive

from $3,000 to $6,000 annually.

Many officers of this department could command higher salaries in the

commercial world, but these positions secure honor and respect not only

for the man himself but also for his descendants, hence these

commissionerships are very desirable. For that reason men give up a

legal practise or a railroad position, bringing salaries eight or ten

times as large.

The present Secretary, Ethan Allen Hitchcock,[4] of Missouri,

great-grandson of Ethan Allen, of Vermont, has a wide experience in

manufacturing, railroad, and mining interests, and has served as

Ambassador to Russia. He was called to his present place in 1898.

Footnote 4:

Ethan Allen Hitchcock, Secretary of the Interior under Presidents

McKinley and Roosevelt, died April 9, 1909, age seventy-four.

The Secretary in his report for 1901 entreats that at least twenty more

persons of fine mechanical ability be appointed as examiners, as his

force is much behind in their work, altho many labor far over allotted

time.

The Bureau of Education, established in 1867, is probably as little

known to the general public as any branch of the government. It is a

clearing-house.

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