A SLIGHT MISTAKE

“I don’t ask you for more than a guinea,” said Mrs. Hilary, with a

parade of forbearance.

“It would be the same,” I replied politely, “if you asked me for a

thousand;” with which I handed her half-a-crown. She held it in her open

hand, regarding it scornfully.

“Yes,” I continued, taking a seat, “I feel that pecuniary gifts--”

“Half-a-crown!”

“Are you a poor substitute for personal service. May not I accompany you

to the ceremony?”

“I dare say you spent as much as this on wine with your lunch!”

“I was in a mad mood today,” I answered apologetically. “What are they

taught at the school?”

“Above all, to be good girls,” said Mrs. Hilary earnestly. “What are you

sneering at, Mr. Carter?”

“Nothing,” said I hastily, and I added with a sigh, “I suppose it’s all

right.”

“I should like,” said Mrs. Hilary meditatively, “if I had not other

duties, to dedicate my life to the service of girls.”

“I should think twice about that, if I were you,” said I, shaking my

head.

“By the way, Mr. Carter, I don’t know if I’ve ever spoken unkindly of

Lady Mickleham. I hope not.”

“Hope,” said I, “is not yet taxed.”

“If I have, I’m very sorry. She’s been most kind in undertaking to give

away the prizes today. There must be some good in her.”

“Oh, don’t be hasty,” I implored.

“I always wanted to think well of her.”

“Ah! Now I never did.”

“And Lord Mickleham is coming, too. He’ll be most useful.”

“That settles it,” I exclaimed. “I may not be an earl, but I have a

perfect right to be useful. I’ll go too.”

“I wonder if you’ll behave properly,” said Mrs. Hilary doubtfully.

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