THE VERY LATEST THING

“It’s the very latest thing,” said Lady Mickleham, standing by the table

in the smoking room, and holding an album in her hand.

“I wish it had been a little later still,” said I, for I felt

embarrassed.

“You promise, on your honor, to be absolutely sincere, you know, and

then you write what you think of me. See what a lot of opinions I’ve got

already,” and she held up the thick album.

“It would be extremely interesting to read them,” I observed.

“Oh! but they’re quite confidential,” said Dolly. “That’s part of the

fun.”

“I don’t appreciate that part,” said I.

“Perhaps you will when you’ve written yours,” suggested Lady Mickleham.

“Meanwhile, mayn’t I see the Dowager’s?”

“Well, I’ll show you a little bit of the Dowager’s. Look here: Our dear

Dorothea is still perhaps just a thought wanting in seriousness, but the

sense of her position is having a sobering effect.’”

“I hope not,” I exclaimed apprehensively. “Whose is this?”

“Archie’s.”

“May I see a bit--?”

“Not a bit,” said Dolly. “Archie’s is--is rather foolish, Mr. Carter.”

“So I suppose,” said I.

“Dear boy!” said Dolly reflectively.

“I hate sentiment,” said I. “Here’s a long one. Who wrote--?”

“Oh, you mustn’t look at that--not at that, above all!”

“Why above all?” I asked with some severity.

Dolly smiled; then she observed in a soothing tone.

“Perhaps it won’t be ‘above all’ when you’ve written yours, Mr. Carter.”

“By the way,” I said carelessly, “I suppose Archie sees all of them?”

“He has never asked to see them,” answered Lady Mickleham.

The reply seemed satisfactory; of course, Archie had only to ask. I took

a clean quill and prepared to write.

“You promise to be sincere, you know,” Dolly reminded me.

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