THE WHIMSICAL AVALANCHE

It may happen, in Switzerland, that mighty masses of snow and ice,

sometimes as big as the capitol at Washington, and as high as Bunker

Hill monument, will roll down the mountain sides without giving any

notice. These crush whole forests, bury villages, tear rocks to pieces,

knock off bits of the mountain sides and kill thousands of people,

cows, goats and horses.

Though large enough to engulf an army, or a battleship, they are very

small, when first born, up in the very high Alps.

Starting as a snow ball, they grow large, very quickly, every moment,

and finally become immense. Then, they roll along over many miles,

carrying destruction in their path, until they tumble over precipices,

or reach low land that is level. That is the reason why they are so

named, for avalanche means “to the valley.”

There are many causes of an avalanche and a little thing may start one

of these terrors. The irregular melting, by the morning sun, of ice, in

light or shade, the fall of an icicle, the tumbling of a stone, or a

sliver of rock, or even the firing of a gun, which shakes the

overhanging, or piled up snow, will begin one of these revolving

globes.

Now in old times, all Swiss folk used to think that an avalanche was

alive, and was having a jolly time, enjoying itself, when sliding and

rolling, leaping and dashing down the mountain slopes, in its mad race,

from the sky to the plain. This was its way of enjoying itself, with a

short life and a merry one. It grew faster than anything else known.

For, while a glacier might take a thousand years to develop, from

snowflakes into miles of solid ice, like a frozen river, it required

only a few minutes for an avalanche to spring from babyhood into full

size, with a power exceeding that of a thousand giants.

Being, at its birth, only an inch or two in diameter, this infant son

of the King of the Frost Giants, the avalanche soon became the child,

which, as it grew up, so terribly fast, took after its daddy. It liked

to flatten out trees, and houses, and smash things. It generally so

frightened men, dogs, cats and the big animals, that dared to come near

the everlasting heights of ice and snow, where the Frost Giants lived,

that, in old times, no one in winter went up to the high peaks.

As a rule, nobody knows, either in summer or winter, just when the

avalanches will fall, or whether they will be made of light, powdery,

dry snow, or of snow that is heavy, wet, and like what the boys call

“soakers.” Yet there are some old men in Switzerland, who can foretell

avalanches, as our wise men try to do with the weather.

Once upon a time, the Frost Giant’s baby, of which we are going to

tell, was born, and great things were expected of it, even when it was

only as big as a snowflake. But, when it grew up, to be a real

avalanche, it behaved very differently from all the others. It

disappointed its daddy and its uncles awfully. The Frost Giants like to

make all the mischief they can, while this one wanted to help men,

instead of hurting them, and made a new record in the history of

colossal snowballs.

It was on a summer’s day, when the Frost Giants all gathered together

on a big mountain top, to celebrate the birthday of their king. On his

part, he was to treat them to a sight of an unusually wonderful baby.

It was to be in the form of a ball of snow, that, when it become a

mighty mass, would wipe out one great forest, two big villages, with

all the people and cattle in it, and then roll into the valley. There

it would destroy hundreds of acres of farms and vineyards, block up the

roads, multiply funerals, and waste so many millions of men’s dollars,

that years would pass away before prosperity and good times would come

again. The Frost King had a map of the route, which the young avalanche

was to travel, and he showed it around freely. This was what the Frost

Giants loved to do, for they hated flowers and butterflies, and cows

and men.

When the white Frost Giants had come together, and all had arrived, in

their coats of hard snow and with long beards of icicles, the Frost

King invited them to gather at the edge of a precipice, under a jagged

peak, that had many times been riven and splintered by lightning. Then

he bade them look down over the landscape, while he pointed out the

track which he expected his hopeful offspring, the newborn avalanche,

was to take, from the time it started, until it had done its work in

levelling forests, villages and vineyards. Then, using the big palm of

his hand as a diagram, and his five fingers as pointers—just as a

fortune teller finds out and assures a girl what kind of a husband she

will have—he told them just what he was sure would happen. On reaching

the valley, the big ball would spread itself over a square mile or two,

while covering up and ruining the grain fields.

After that, it would take the sunshine and warm south wind at least two

or three years to melt the mass, while thousands of people would be in

mourning for their dead children and kinsfolk. Or, reduced to beggary,

they would bewail the loss of all they had in this world. To hear the

old Frost King, as his tongue wagged, and the icicles of his beard

flopped up and down, as the chief chin-chopper of the party, you would

have thought that this baby avalanche, that was to start today was the

greatest and most famous ever known.

“Now watch,” said the Frost King.

It was midday in midsummer, and the heat was great, as he took up a

mass of wet snow, hardly more than a dipper full, but already made soft

by the sun’s rays. He squeezed the mass hard, between the palms of his

hands. To the Frost Giants, it seemed scarcely bigger than a pill.

Then, striking an attitude, like a baseball pitcher, or a man playing

tenpins, and about to roll the ball along down the alley, the Frost

King held up before them the dark gray, sticky ball. As he fondled and

patted it, as his own child, the Frost King called out, “I name thee,

my son, ‘Soaker Smash-All,’ and I expect thee to break all records.

Make the widest swathe of ruin, my son, ever known among men. The sun

is mine enemy, and, through thee, I shall spoil his work and give him

plenty of labor to restore it. Go!”

Saying this, the toss was made and the ball set rolling.

At first, for several seconds, with Soaker Smash-All, it was more like

ploughing, than rolling its way through the drifts, for the slope was

slight. Then, as the incline grew more steep, the tumbling became more

rapid, until about a half mile from the starting point, the baby

avalanche had, by its leaps and bounds grown so fast, as to be already

as big as a barn. It was bouncing swiftly along, when, instead of going

straight ahead, as its daddy, the Frost King, had planned and expected,

it rolled against a rounded rock, that curved up and backwards, like

the dashboard of a sleigh, or the roof of a pagoda.

At once, it swerved to the right and bounded high up in the air, as

though some Frost Giant was playing foot ball, and was trying to hit

the goal.

Then all sorts of funny things began to happen.

The Frost Giants were terribly disappointed at seeing their pet mount

up in the air like a pigskin ball from the foot of a first class

kicker, even before it was half grown. To behave so differently, from

what its daddy had felt sure of, and told the Frost Giants it would do,

seemed like disobedience. For, was not this avalanche the Frost King’s

son? Instead of rolling straight down the valley, gathering force for

its final plunge, at every yard, it was apparently trying to climb up

to the moon.

“That youngster is altogether too smart,” whispered one old giant to

another.

Just a second or two, before this baby avalanche seemed to have lost

both its head and its path, to go aside and play in the deep valley

below, there was a hunter, on one side of the ravine, who had climbed

up the high rocks, to get a shot at a herd of chamois that were feeding

quietly on the other side.

Besides the buck or daddy chamois there were four mothers, each with a

pretty little kid, hardly two months old, beside her. Now it was not

the season for hunting, and it was against the law, which allowed the

mother chamois a quiet interval, and the kids, time to grow up; for a

chamois kid needs to be educated just as a child does.

But this fellow, named Erni, was both cruel and lawless. He had brought

his spy glass with him and, pulling it out, swept the distant faces of

the great cliffs to find his game. Just as this promising family—a

buck, with a harem of four does, and as many kids—hove in sight, his

fancy was tickled. Law or no law, he would shoot. He laid down his

glass, pointed the rifle and took cool aim, hoping to bring down two of

the chamois at a shot. Then he pulled the trigger. With that gun, it

was a case of “a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”

Alas, for human hopes! There is many a slip between muzzle and game. In

his case a miss was as good as a mile, or even a league. In the cruel

hunter’s brain there had been already a flitting vision of venison

pot-pie and chamois steak. He even saw, in his day dream, two fine

pairs of mounted horns adorning his parlor walls.

But the daddy of the chamois family had, a second before, thrown up his

nose and caught a whiff of some human being near. Looking up in alarm,

he saw the huge snow ball in the air above him. Giving the usual sort

of whistle, as chamois sentinels do, the whole family started to run,

as if racing with the wind, to get under the shelter of an overhanging

rock.

Already the bullet had sped, and, despite their speed, one or two

chamois might have fallen, but the movement of an avalanche had so

thickened and condensed the air, that it was like firing a pellet of

lead into molasses, making the ball go slowly. This was what is called

“the wind of the avalanche,” which sometimes kills men and beasts.

Instead of the heart of a chamois, the rifle bullet struck the monster

snowball in the centre, but it hurt the avalanche no more than a flea

bite on the end of an elephant’s tail.

We cannot here tell what Erni, the enraged hunter, said.

Having lost the whole day in climbing and now, tired, hungry and vexed

with disappointment, he trudged back. When he reached home, his wife

kept quiet, his children had to keep away from him, and he did not say

his prayers that night.

On the contrary, in the forest home of the chamois, there was much

rejoicing, for they had heard the ring of the rifle and seen its flash.

In fact, avalanches were very popular in chamois society, for even when

one was seen coming, soon enough, the bucks and does could easily dodge

them.

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