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[Illustration: OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES AT THE AGE OF 82. From a painting

by Sarah W. Whitman]

OUR HUNDRED DAYS IN EUROPE

BY

OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES

To

MY DAUGHTER AMELIA

(MRS. TURNER SARGENT)

MY FAITHFUL AND DEVOTED COMPANION

THIS OUTLINE OF OUR SUMMER EXCURSION

IS AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATED

CONTENTS.

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INTRODUCTORY

A PROSPECTIVE VISIT

OUR HUNDRED DAYS IN EUROPE.

CHAPTER

I. THE VOYAGE.--LIVERPOOL.--CHESTER.--LONDON.--EPSOM

II. EPSOM.--LONDON.--WINDSOR

III. LONDON.--ISLE OF WIGHT.--CAMBRIDGE.--OXFORD.--YORK.--EDINBURGH

IV. STRATFORD-ON-AVON.--GREAT MALVERN.--TEWKESBURY.--BATH.--SALISBURY.

--STONEHENGE

V. STONEHENGE.--SALISBURY.--OLD SARUM.--BEMERTON.--BRIGHTON

VI. LONDON

VII. BOULOGNE.--PARIS.--LONDON.--LIVERPOOL.--THE HOMEWARD PASSAGE

VIII. GENERAL IMPRESSIONS.--MISCELLANEOUS OBSERVATIONS

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

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OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES AT THE AGE OF 82. From a painting by Sarah W.

Whitman

ROBERT BROWNING

MAGDALEN COLLEGE, OXFORD

SALISBURY CATHEDRAL

PLACE DE LA CONCORDE

INTRODUCTORY.

A PROSPECTIVE VISIT.

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After an interval of more than fifty years, I propose taking a second

look at some parts of Europe. It is a Rip Van Winkle experiment which I

am promising myself. The changes wrought by half a century in the

countries I visited amount almost to a transformation. I left the

England of William the Fourth, of the Duke of Wellington, of Sir Robert

Peel; the France of Louis Philippe, of Marshal Soult, of Thiers, of

Guizot. I went from Manchester to Liverpool by the new railroad, the

only one I saw in Europe. I looked upon England from the box of a

stage-coach, upon France from the coupé of a diligence, upon Italy from

the cushion of a carrozza. The broken windows of Apsley House were still

boarded up when I was in London. The asphalt pavement was not laid in

Paris. The Obelisk of Luxor was lying in its great boat in the Seine, as

I remember it. I did not see it erected; it must have been an exciting

scene to witness, the engineer standing underneath, so as to be crushed

by the great stone if it disgraced him by falling in the process. As for

the dynasties which have overlaid each other like Dr. Schliemann's

Trojan cities, there is no need of moralizing over a history which

instead of Finis is constantly ending with What next?

With regard to the changes in the general conditions of society and the

advance in human knowledge, think for one moment what fifty years have

done! I have often imagined myself escorting some wise man of the past

to our Saturday Club, where we often have distinguished strangers as our

guests. Suppose there sat by me, I will not say Sir Isaac Newton, for he

has been too long away from us, but that other great man, whom Professor

Tyndall names as next to him in intellectual stature, as he passes along

the line of master minds of his country, from the days of Newton to our

own,--Dr. Thomas Young, who died in 1829. Would he or I be the listener,

if we were side by side? However humble I might feel in such a presence,

I should be so clad in the grandeur of the new discoveries, inventions,

ideas, I had to impart to him that I should seem to myself like the

ambassador of an Emperor. I should tell him of the ocean steamers, the

railroads that spread themselves like cobwebs over the civilized and

half-civilized portions of the earth, the telegraph and the telephone,

the photograph and the spectroscope. I should hand him a paper with the

morning news from London to read by the electric light, I should startle

him with a friction match, I should amaze him with the incredible truths

about anesthesia, I should astonish him with the later conclusions of

geology, I should dazzle him by the fully developed law of the

correlation of forces, I should delight him with the cell-doctrine, I

should confound him with the revolutionary apocalypse of Darwinism. All

this change in the aspects, position, beliefs, of humanity since the

time of Dr. Young's death, the date of my own graduation from college!

I ought to consider myself highly favored to have lived through such a

half century. But it seems to me that in walking the streets of London

and Paris I shall revert to my student days, and appear to myself like a

relic of a former generation. Those who have been born into the

inheritance of the new civilization feel very differently about it from

those who have lived their way into it. To the young and those

approaching middle age all these innovations in life and thought are as

natural, as much a matter of course, as the air they breathe; they form

a part of the inner framework of their intelligence, about which their

mental life is organized. To men and women of more than threescore and

ten they are external accretions, like the shell of a mollusk, the

jointed plates of an articulate. This must be remembered in reading

anything written by those who knew the century in its teens; it is not

likely to be forgotten, for the fact betrays itself in all the writer's

thoughts and expressions.

The story of my first visit to Europe is briefly this: my object was to

study the medical profession, chiefly in Paris, and I was in Europe

about two years and a half, from April, 1833, to October, 1835. I sailed

in the packet ship Philadelphia from New York for Portsmouth, where we

arrived after a passage of twenty-four days. A week was spent in

visiting Southampton, Salisbury, Stonehenge, Wilton, and the Isle of

Wight. I then crossed the Channel to Havre, from which I went to Paris.

In the spring and summer of 1834 I made my principal visit to England

and Scotland. There were other excursions to the Rhine and to Holland,

to Switzerland and to Italy, but of these I need say nothing here. I

returned in the packet ship Utica, sailing from Havre, and reaching New

York after a passage of forty-two days.

A few notes from my recollections will serve to recall the period of my

first visit to Europe, and form a natural introduction to the

experiences of my second. I take those circumstances which happen to

suggest themselves.

After a short excursion to Strasbourg, down the Rhine, and through

Holland, a small steamer took us from Rotterdam across the Channel, and

we found ourselves in the British capital.

The great sight in London is--London. No man understands himself as an

infinitesimal until he has been a drop in that ocean, a grain of sand on

that sea-margin, a mote in its sunbeam, or the fog or smoke which stands

for it; in plainer phrase, a unit among its millions.

I had two letters to persons in England: one to kind and worthy Mr.

Petty Vaughan, who asked me to dinner; one to pleasant Mr. William

Clift, conservator of the Hunterian Museum, who asked me to tea.

To Westminster Abbey. What a pity it could not borrow from Paris the

towers of Notre Dame! But the glory of its interior made up for this

shortcoming. Among the monuments, one to Rear Admiral Charles Holmes, a

descendant, perhaps, of another namesake, immortalized by Dryden in the

"Annus Mirabilis" as

"the Achates of the general's fight."

He accompanied Wolfe in his expedition which resulted in the capture of

Quebec. My relative, I will take it for granted, as I find him in

Westminster Abbey. Blood is thicker than water,--and warmer than marble,

I said to myself, as I laid my hand on the cold stone image of the once

famous Admiral.

To the Tower, to see the lions,--of all sorts. There I found a "poor

relation," who made my acquaintance without introduction. A large

baboon, or ape,--some creature of that family,--was sitting at the open

door of his cage, when I gave him offence by approaching too near and

inspecting him too narrowly. He made a spring at me, and if the keeper

had not pulled me back would have treated me unhandsomely, like a

quadrumanous rough, as he was. He succeeded in stripping my waistcoat of

its buttons, as one would strip a pea-pod of its peas.

To Vauxhall Gardens. All Americans went there in those days, as they go

to Madame Tussaud's in these times. There were fireworks and an

exhibition of polar scenery. "Mr. Collins, the English PAGANINI,"

treated us to music on his violin. A comic singer gave us a song, of

which I remember the line,

"You'll find it all in the agony bill."

This referred to a bill proposed by Sir Andrew Agnew, a noted Scotch

Sabbatarian agitator.

To the opera to hear Grisi. The king, William the Fourth, was in his

box; also the Princess Victoria, with the Duchess of Kent. The king

tapped with his white-gloved hand on the ledge of the box when he was

pleased with the singing.--To a morning concert and heard the real

Paganini. To one of the lesser theatres and heard a monologue by the

elder Mathews, who died a year or two after this time. To another

theatre, where I saw Listen in Paul Pry. Is it not a relief that I am

abstaining from description of what everybody has heard described?

To Windsor. Machinery to the left of the road. Recognized it instantly,

by recollection of the plate in "Rees's Cyclopedia," as Herschel's great

telescope.--Oxford. Saw only its outside. I knew no one there, and no

one knew me.--Blenheim,--the Titians best remembered of its objects on

exhibition. The great Derby day of the Epsom races. Went to the race

with a coach-load of friends and acquaintances. Plenipotentiary, the

winner, "rode by P. Connelly." So says Herring's picture of him, now

before me. Chestnut, a great "bullock" of a horse, who easily beat the

twenty-two that started. Every New England deacon ought to see one Derby

day to learn what sort of a world this is he lives in. Man is a sporting

as well as a praying animal.

Stratford-on-Avon. Emotions, but no scribbling of name on

walls.--Warwick. The castle. A village festival, "The Opening of the

Meadows," a true exhibition of the semi-barbarism which had come down

from Saxon times.--Yorkshire. "The Hangman's Stone." Story told in my

book called the "Autocrat," etc. York Cathedral.--Northumberland.

Alnwick Castle. The figures on the walls which so frightened my man John

when he ran away from Scotland in his boyhood. Berwick-on-Tweed. A

regatta going on; a very pretty show. Scotland. Most to be remembered,

the incomparable loveliness of Edinburgh.--Sterling. The view of the

Links of Forth from the castle. The whole country full of the romance of

history and poetry. Made one acquaintance in Scotland, Dr. Robert Knox,

who asked my companion and myself to breakfast. I was treated to five

entertainments in Great Britain: the breakfast just mentioned; lunch

with Mrs. Macadam,--the good old lady gave me bread, and not a stone;

dinner with Mr. Vaughan; one with Mr. Stanley, the surgeon; tea with Mr.

Clift,--for all which attentions I was then and am still grateful, for

they were more than I had any claim to expect. Fascinated with

Edinburgh. Strolls by Salisbury Crag; climb to the top of Arthur's Seat;

delight of looking up at the grand old castle, of looking down on

Holyrood Palace, of watching the groups on Calton Hill, wandering in the

quaint old streets and sauntering on the sidewalks of the noble avenues,

even at that time adding beauty to the new city. The weeks I spent in

Edinburgh are among the most memorable of my European experiences. To

the Highlands, to the Lakes, in short excursions; to Glasgow, seen to

disadvantage under gray skies and with slippery pavements. Through

England rapidly to Dover and to Calais, where I found the name of M.

Dessein still belonging to the hotel I sought, and where I read Sterne's

"Preface Written in a Désobligeante," sitting in the vehicle most like

one that I could find in the stable. From Calais back to Paris, where I

began working again.

All my travelling experiences, including a visit to Switzerland and

Italy in the summer and autumn of 1835, were merely interludes of my

student life in Paris. On my return to America, after a few years of

hospital and private practice, I became a Professor in Harvard

University, teaching Anatomy and Physiology, afterwards Anatomy alone,

for the period of thirty-five years, during part of which time I paid

some attention to literature, and became somewhat known as the author of

several works in prose and verse which have been well received. My

prospective visit will not be a professional one, as I resigned my

office in 1882, and am no longer known chiefly as a teacher or a

practitioner.

BOSTON, _April_, 1886.

OUR HUNDRED DAYS IN EUROPE

* * * * *

I.

I begin this record with the columnar, self-reliant capital letter to

signify that there is no disguise in its egoisms. If it were a chapter

of autobiography, this is what the reader would look for as a matter of

course. Let him consider it as being such a chapter, and its egoisms

will require no apology.

I have called the record _our_ hundred days, because I was

accompanied by my daughter, without the aid of whose younger eyes and

livelier memory, and especially of her faithful diary, which no fatigue

or indisposition was allowed to interrupt, the whole experience would

have remained in my memory as a photograph out of focus.

We left Boston on the 29th of April, 1886, and reached New York on the

29th of August, four months of absence in all, of which nearly three

weeks were taken up by the two passages; one week was spent in Paris,

and the rest of the time in England and Scotland.

No one was so much surprised as myself at my undertaking this visit. Mr.

Gladstone, a strong man for his years, is reported as saying that he is

too old to travel, at least to cross the ocean, and he is younger than I

am,--just four months, to a day, younger. It is true that Sir Henry

Holland came to this country, and travelled freely about the world,

after he was eighty years old; but his pitcher went to the well once too

often, and met the usual doom of fragile articles. When my friends asked

me why I did not go to Europe, I reminded them of the fate of Thomas

Parr. He was only twice my age, and was getting on finely towards his

two hundredth year, when the Earl of Arundel carried him up to London,

and, being feasted and made a lion of, he found there a premature and

early grave at the age of only one hundred and fifty-two years. He lies

in Westminster Abbey, it is true, but he would probably have preferred

the upper side of his own hearth-stone to the under side of the slab

which covers him.

I should never have thought of such an expedition if it had not been

suggested by a member of my family that I should accompany my daughter,

who was meditating a trip to Europe. I remembered how many friends had

told me I ought to go; among the rest, Mr. Emerson, who had spoken to me

repeatedly about it. I had not seen Europe for more than half a century,

and I had a certain longing for one more sight of the places I

remembered, and others it would be a delight to look upon. There were a

few living persons whom I wished to meet. I was assured that I should be

kindly received in England. All this was tempting enough, but there was

an obstacle in the way which I feared, and, as it proved, not without

good reason. I doubted whether I could possibly breathe in a narrow

state-room. In certain localities I have found myself liable to attacks

of asthma, and, although I had not had one for years, I felt sure that I

could not escape it if I tried to sleep in a state-room.

I did not escape it, and I am glad to tell my story about it, because it

excuses some of my involuntary social shortcomings, and enables me to

thank collectively all those kind members of the profession who trained

all the artillery of the pharmacopoeia upon my troublesome enemy, from

bicarbonate of soda and Vichy water to arsenic and dynamite. One costly

contrivance, sent me by the Reverend Mr. Haweis, whom I have never duly

thanked for it, looked more like an angelic trump for me to blow in a

better world than what I believe it is, an inhaling tube intended to

prolong my mortal respiration. The best thing in my experience was

recommended to me by an old friend in London. It was Himrod's asthma

cure, one of the many powders, the smoke of which when burning is

inhaled. It is made in Providence, Rhode Island, and I had to go to

London to find it. It never failed to give at least temporary relief,

but nothing enabled me to sleep in my state-room, though I had it all to

myself, the upper berth being removed. After the first night and part of

the second, I never lay down at all while at sea. The captain allowed me

to have a candle and sit up in the saloon, where I worried through the

night as I best might. How could I be in a fit condition to accept the

attention of my friends in Liverpool, after sitting up every night for

more than a week; and how could I be in a mood for the catechizing of

interviewers, without having once lain down during the whole return

passage? I hope the reader will see why I mention these facts. They

explain and excuse many things; they have been alluded to, sometimes

with exaggeration, in the newspapers, and I could not tell my story

fairly without mentioning them. I got along well enough as soon as I

landed, and have had no return of the trouble since I have been back in

my own home. I will not advertise an assortment of asthma remedies for

sale, but I assure my kind friends I have had no use for any one of them

since I have walked the Boston pavements, drank, not the Cochituate, but

the Belmont spring water, and breathed the lusty air of my native

northeasters.

My companion and I required an attendant, and we found one of those

useful androgynous personages known as _courier-maids_, who had

travelled with friends of ours, and who was ready to start with us at a

moment's warning. She was of English birth, lively, short-gaited,

serviceable, more especially in the first of her dual capacities. So far

as my wants were concerned, I found her zealous and active in providing

for my comfort.

It was no sooner announced in the papers that I was going to England

than I began to hear of preparations to welcome me. An invitation to a

club meeting was cabled across the Atlantic. One of my countrywomen who

has a house in London made an engagement for me to meet friends at her

residence. A reverend friend, who thought I had certain projects in my

head, wrote to me about lecturing: where I should appear, what fees I

should obtain, and such business matters. I replied that I was going to

England to spend money, not to make it; to hear speeches, very possibly,

but not to make them; to revisit scenes I had known in my younger days;

to get a little change of my routine, which I certainly did; and to

enjoy a little rest, which I as certainly did not, at least in London.

In a word, I wished a short vacation, and had no thought of doing

anything more important than rubbing a little rust off and enjoying

myself, while at the same time I could make my companion's visit

somewhat pleasanter than it would be if she went without me. The visit

has answered most of its purposes for both of us, and if we have saved a

few recollections which our friends can take any pleasure in reading,

this slight record may be considered a work of supererogation.

The Cephalonia was to sail at half past six in the morning, and at that

early hour a company of well-wishers was gathered on the wharf at East

Boston to bid us good-by. We took with us many tokens of their

thoughtful kindness; flowers and fruits from Boston and Cambridge, and a

basket of champagne from a Concord friend whose company is as

exhilarating as the sparkling wine he sent us. With the other gifts came

a small tin box, about as big as a common round wooden match box. I

supposed it to hold some pretty gimcrack, sent as a pleasant parting

token of remembrance. It proved to be a most valued daily companion,

useful at all times, never more so than when the winds were blowing hard

and the ship was struggling with the waves. There must have been some

magic secret in it, for I am sure that I looked five years younger after

closing that little box than when I opened it. Time will explain its

mysterious power.

All the usual provisions for comfort made by seagoing experts we had

attended to. Impermeable rugs and fleecy shawls, head-gear to defy the

rudest northeasters, sea-chairs of ample dimensions, which we took care

to place in as sheltered situations as we could find,--all these were a

matter of course. Everybody stays on deck as much as possible, and lies

wrapped up and spread out at full length on his or her sea-chair, so

that the deck looks as if it had a row of mummies on exhibition. Nothing

is more comfortable, nothing, I should say, more indispensable, than a

hot-water bag,--or rather, _two_ hot-water bags; for they will

burst sometimes, as I found out, and a passenger who has become intimate

with one of these warm bosom friends feels its loss almost as if it were

human.

Passengers carry all sorts of luxuries on board, in the firm faith that

they shall be able to profit by them all. Friends send them various

indigestibles. To many all these well-meant preparations soon become a

mockery, almost an insult. It is a clear case of _Sic(k) vos non

vobis_. The tougher neighbor is the gainer by these acts of kindness;

the generosity of a sea-sick sufferer in giving away the delicacies

which seemed so desirable on starting is not ranked very high on the

books of the recording angel. With us three things were best: grapes,

oranges, and especially oysters, of which we had provided a half barrel

in the shell. The "butcher" of the ship opened them fresh for us every

day, and they were more acceptable than anything else.

Among our ship's company were a number of family relatives and

acquaintances. We formed a natural group at one of the tables, where we

met in more or less complete numbers. I myself never missed; my

companion, rarely. Others were sometimes absent, and sometimes came to

time when they were in a very doubtful state, looking as if they were

saying to themselves, with Lear,--

"Down, thou climbing sorrow,

Thy element's below."

As for the intellectual condition of the passengers, I should say that

faces were prevailingly vacuous, their owners half hypnotized, as it

seemed, by the monotonous throb and tremor of the great sea-monster on

whose back we were riding. I myself had few thoughts, fancies, emotions.

One thing above all struck me as never before,--the terrible solitude of

the ocean.

"So lonely 'twas that God himself

Scarce seemed there to be."

Whole days passed without our seeing a single sail. The creatures of the

deep which gather around sailing vessels are perhaps frightened off by

the noise and stir of the steamship. At any rate, we saw nothing more

than a few porpoises, so far as I remember.

No man can find himself over the abysses, the floor of which is paved

with wrecks and white with the bones of the shrieking myriads of human

beings whom the waves have swallowed up, without some thought of the

dread possibilities hanging over his fate. There is only one way to get

rid of them: that which an old sea-captain mentioned to me, namely, to

keep one's self under opiates until he wakes up in the harbor where he

is bound. I did not take this as serious advice, but its meaning is that

one who has all his senses about him cannot help being anxious. My old

friend, whose beard had been shaken in many a tempest, knew too well

that there is cause enough for anxiety.

What does the reader suppose was the source of the most ominous thought

which forced itself upon my mind, as I walked the decks of the mighty

vessel? Not the sound of the rushing winds, nor the sight of the

foam-crested billows; not the sense of the awful imprisoned force which

was wrestling in the depths below me. The ship is made to struggle with

the elements, and the giant has been tamed to obedience, and is manacled

in bonds which an earthquake would hardly rend asunder. No! It was the

sight of the _boats_ hanging along at the sides of the deck,--the

boats, always suggesting the fearful possibility that before another day

dawns one may be tossing about in the watery Sahara, shelterless,

fireless, almost foodless, with a fate before him he dares not

contemplate. No doubt we should feel worse without the boats; still they

are dreadful tell-tales. To all who remember Géricault's Wreck of the

Medusa,--and those who have seen it do not forget it,--the picture the

mind draws is one it shudders at. To be sure, the poor wretches in the

painting were on a raft, but to think of fifty people in one of these

open boats! Let us go down into the cabin, where at least we shall not

see them.

The first morning at sea revealed the mystery of the little round tin

box. The process of _shaving_, never a delightful one, is a very

unpleasant and awkward piece of business when the floor on which one

stands, the glass in which he looks, and he himself are all describing

those complex curves which make cycles and epicycles seem like

simplicity itself. The little box contained a reaping machine, which

gathered the capillary harvest of the past twenty-four hours with a

thoroughness, a rapidity, a security, and a facility which were a

surprise, almost a revelation. The idea of a guarded cutting edge is an

old one; I remember the "Plantagenet" razor, so called, with the

comb-like row of blunt teeth, leaving just enough of the edge free to do

its work. But this little affair had a blade only an inch and a half

long by three quarters of an inch wide. It had a long slender handle,

which took apart for packing, and was put together with the greatest

ease. It was, in short, a lawn-mower for the masculine growth of which

the proprietor wishes to rid his countenance. The mowing operation

required no glass, could be performed with almost reckless boldness, as

one cannot cut himself, and in fact had become a pleasant amusement

instead of an irksome task. I have never used any other means of shaving

from that day to this. I was so pleased with it that I exhibited it to

the distinguished tonsors of Burlington Arcade, half afraid they would

assassinate me for bringing in an innovation which bid fair to destroy

their business. They probably took me for an agent of the manufacturers;

and so I was, but not in their pay nor with their knowledge. I

determined to let other persons know what a convenience I had found the

"Star Razor" of Messrs. Kampf, of New York, without fear of reproach for

so doing. I know my danger,--does not Lord Byron say, "I have even been

accused of writing puffs for Warren's blacking"? I was once offered pay

for a poem in praise of a certain stove polish, but I declined. It is

pure good-will to my race which leads me to commend the Star Razor to

all who travel by land or by sea, as well as to all who stay at home.

With the first sight of land many a passenger draws a long sigh of

relief. Yet everybody knows that the worst dangers begin after we have

got near enough to see the shore, for there are several ways of landing,

not all of which are equally desirable. On Saturday, May 8th, we first

caught a glimpse of the Irish coast, and at half past four in the

afternoon we reached the harbor of Queenstown. A tug came off, bringing

newspapers, letters, and so forth, among the rest some thirty letters

and telegrams for me. This did not look much like rest, but this was

only a slight prelude to what was to follow. I was in no condition to go

on shore for sight-seeing, as some of the passengers did.

We made our way through the fog towards Liverpool, and arrived at 1.30,

on Sunday, May 9th. A special tug came to take us off: on it were the

American consul, Mr. Russell, the vice-consul, Mr. Sewall, Dr. Nevins,

and Mr. Rathbone, who came on behalf of our as yet unseen friend, Mr.

Willett, of Brighton, England. Our Liverpool friends were meditating

more hospitalities to us than, in our fatigued condition, we were equal

to supporting. They very kindly, however, acquiesced in our wishes,

which were for as much rest as we could possibly get before any attempt

to busy ourselves with social engagements. So they conveyed us to the

Grand Hotel for a short time, and then saw us safely off to the station

to take the train for Chester, where we arrived in due season, and soon

found ourselves comfortably established at the Grosvenor Arms Hotel. A

large basket of Surrey primroses was brought by Mr. Rathbone to my

companion. I had set before me at the hotel a very handsome floral harp,

which my friend's friend had offered me as a tribute. It made melody in

my ears as sweet as those hyacinths of Shelley's, the music of whose

bells was so

"delicate, soft, and intense,

It was felt like an odor within the sense."

At Chester we had the blissful security of being unknown, and were left

to ourselves. Americans know Chester better than most other old towns in

England, because they so frequently stop there awhile on their way from

Liverpool to London. It has a mouldy old cathedral, an old wall, partly

Roman, strange old houses with overhanging upper floors, which make

sheltered sidewalks and dark basements. When one sees an old house in

New England with the second floor projecting a foot or two beyond the

wall of the ground floor, the country boy will tell him that "them

haouses was built so th't th' folks upstairs could shoot the Injins when

they was tryin' to git threew th' door or int' th' winder." There are

plenty of such houses all over England, where there are no "Injins" to

shoot. But the story adds interest to the somewhat lean traditions of

our rather dreary past, and it is hardly worth while to disturb it. I

always heard it in my boyhood. Perhaps it is true; certainly it was a

very convenient arrangement for discouraging an untimely visit. The oval

lookouts in porches, common in our Essex County, have been said to

answer a similar purpose, that of warning against the intrusion of

undesirable visitors. The walk round the old wall of Chester is

wonderfully interesting and beautiful. At one part it overlooks a wide

level field, over which the annual races are run. I noticed that here as

elsewhere the short grass was starred with daisies. They are not

considered in place in a well-kept lawn. But remembering the cuckoo song

in "Love's Labour's Lost," "When daisies pied ... do paint the meadows

with delight," it was hard to look at them as unwelcome intruders.

The old cathedral seemed to me particularly mouldy, and in fact too

high-flavored with antiquity. I could not help comparing some of the

ancient cathedrals and abbey churches to so many old cheeses. They have

a tough gray rind and a rich interior, which find food and lodging for

numerous tenants who live and die under their shelter or their

shadow,--lowly servitors some of them, portly dignitaries others, humble

holy ministers of religion many, I doubt not,--larvae of angels, who

will get their wings by and by. It is a shame to carry the comparison so

far, but it is natural enough; for Cheshire cheeses are among the first

things we think of as we enter that section of the country, and this

venerable cathedral is the first that greets the eyes of great numbers

of Americans.

We drove out to Eaton Hall, the seat of the Duke of Westminster, the

many-millioned lord of a good part of London. It is a palace,

high-roofed, marble-columned, vast, magnificent, everything but

homelike, and perhaps homelike to persons born and bred in such

edifices. A painter like Paul Veronese finds a palace like this not too

grand for his banqueting scenes. But to those who live, as most of us

do, in houses of moderate dimensions, snug, comfortable, which the

owner's presence fills sufficiently, leaving room for a few visitors, a

vast marble palace is disheartening and uninviting. I never get into a

very large and lofty saloon without feeling as if I were a weak solution

of myself,--my personality almost drowned out in the flood of space

about me. The wigwam is more homelike than the cavern. Our wooden houses

are a better kind of wigwam; the marble palaces are artificial caverns,

vast, resonant, chilling, good to visit, not desirable to live in, for

most of us. One's individuality should betray itself in all that

surrounds him; he should _secrete_ his shell, like a mollusk; if he

can sprinkle a few pearls through it, so much the better. It is best,

perhaps, that one should avoid being a duke and living in a

palace,--that is, if he has his choice in the robing chamber where souls

are fitted with their earthly garments.

One of the most interesting parts of my visit to Eaton Hall was my tour

through the stables. The Duke is a famous breeder and lover of the turf.

Mr. Rathbone and myself soon made the acquaintance of the chief of the

stable department. Readers of Homer do not want to be reminded that

_hippodamoio_, horse-subduer, is the genitive of an epithet applied

as a chief honor to the most illustrious heroes. It is the last word of

the last line of the Iliad, and fitly closes the account of the funeral

pageant of Hector, the tamer of horses. We Americans are a little shy of

confessing that any title or conventional grandeur makes an impression

upon us. If at home we wince before any official with a sense of

blighted inferiority, it is by general confession the clerk at the hotel

office. There is an excuse for this, inasmuch as he holds our destinies

in his hands, and decides whether, in case of accident, we shall have to

jump from the third or sixth story window. Lesser grandeurs do not find

us very impressible. There is, however, something about the man who

deals in horses which takes down the spirit, however proud, of him who

is unskilled in equestrian matters and unused to the horse-lover's

vocabulary. We followed the master of the stables, meekly listening and

once in a while questioning. I had to fall back on my reserves, and

summoned up memories half a century old to gain the respect and win the

confidence of the great horse-subduer. He showed us various fine

animals, some in their stalls, some outside of them. Chief of all was

the renowned Bend Or, a Derby winner, a noble and beautiful bay,

destined in a few weeks to gain new honors on the same turf in the

triumph of his offspring Ormonde, whose acquaintance we shall make

by-and-by.

The next day, Tuesday, May 11th, at 4.25, we took the train for London.

We had a saloon car, which had been thoughtfully secured for us through

unseen, not unsuspected, agencies, which had also beautified the

compartment with flowers.

Here are some of my first impressions of England as seen from the

carriage and from the cars.--How very English! I recall Birket Foster's

Pictures of English Landscape,--a beautiful, poetical series of views,

but hardly more poetical than the reality. How thoroughly England _is

groomed_! Our New England out-of-doors landscape often looks as if it

had just got out of bed, and had not finished its toilet. The glowing

green of everything strikes me: green hedges in place of our

rail-fences, always ugly, and our rude stone-walls, which are not

wanting in a certain look of fitness approaching to comeliness, and are

really picturesque when lichen-coated, but poor features of landscape as

compared to these universal hedges. I am disappointed in the trees, so

far; I have not seen one large tree as yet. Most of those I see are of

very moderate dimensions, feathered all the way up their long slender

trunks, with a lop-sided mop of leaves at the top, like a wig which has

slipped awry. I trust that I am not finding everything _couleur de

rose_; but I certainly do find the cheeks of children and young

persons of such brilliant rosy hue as I do not remember that I have ever

seen before. I am almost ready to think this and that child's face has

been colored from a pink saucer. If the Saxon youth exposed for sale at

Rome, in the days of Pope Gregory the Great, had complexions like these

children, no wonder that the pontiff exclaimed, Not _Angli_, but

_angeli_! All this may sound a little extravagant, but I am giving

my impressions without any intentional exaggeration. How far these first

impressions may be modified by after-experiences there will be time

enough to find out and to tell. It is better to set them down at once

just as they are. A first impression is one never to be repeated; the

second look will see much that was not noticed before, but it will not

reproduce the sharp lines of the _first proof_, which is always

interesting, no matter what the eye or the mind fixes upon. "I see men

as trees walking." That first experience could not be mended. When

Dickens landed in Boston, he was struck with the brightness of all the

objects he saw,--buildings, signs, and so forth. When I landed in

Liverpool, everything looked very dark, very dingy, very massive, in the

streets I drove through. So in London, but in a week it all seemed

natural enough.

We got to the hotel where we had engaged quarters, at eleven o'clock in

the evening of Wednesday, the 12th of May. Everything was ready for

us,--a bright fire blazing and supper waiting. When we came to look at

the accommodations, we found they were not at all adapted to our needs.

It was impossible to stay there another night. So early the next morning

we sent out our courier-maid, a dove from the ark, to find us a place

where we could rest the soles of our feet. London is a nation of

something like four millions of inhabitants, and one does not feel easy

without he has an assured place of shelter. The dove flew all over the

habitable districts of the city,--inquired at as many as twenty houses.

No roosting-place for our little flock of three. At last the good angel

who followed us everywhere, in one shape or another, pointed the

wanderer to a place which corresponded with all our requirements and

wishes. This was at No. 17 Dover Street, Mackellar's Hotel, where we

found ourselves comfortably lodged and well cared for during the whole

time we were in London. It was close to Piccadilly and to Bond Street.

Near us, in the same range, were Brown's Hotel and Batt's Hotel, both

widely known to the temporary residents of London.

We were but partially recovered from the fatigues and trials of the

voyage when our arrival pulled the string of the social shower-bath, and

the invitations began pouring down upon us so fast that we caught our

breath, and felt as if we should be smothered. The first evening saw us

at a great dinner-party at our well-remembered friend Lady Harcourt's.

Twenty guests, celebrities and agreeable persons, with or without

titles. The tables were radiant with silver, glistening with choice

porcelain, blazing with a grand show of tulips. This was our "baptism of

fire" in that long conflict which lasts through the London season. After

dinner came a grand reception, most interesting, but fatiguing to

persons hardly as yet in good condition for social service. We lived

through it, however, and enjoyed meeting so many friends, known and

unknown, who were very cordial and pleasant in their way of receiving

us.

It was plain that we could not pretend to answer all the invitations

which flooded our tables. If we had attempted it, we should have found

no time for anything else. A secretary was evidently a matter of

immediate necessity. Through the kindness of Mrs. Pollock, we found a

young lady who was exactly fitted for the place. She was installed in

the little room intended for her, and began the work of accepting with

pleasure and regretting our inability, of acknowledging the receipt of

books, flowers, and other objects, and being very sorry that we could

not subscribe to this good object and attend that meeting in behalf of a

deserving charity,--in short, writing almost everything for us except

autographs, which I can warrant were always genuine. The poor young lady

was almost tired out sometimes, having to stay at her table, on one

occasion, so late as eleven in the evening, to get through her day's

work. I simplified matters for her by giving her a set of formulae as a

base to start from, and she proved very apt at the task of modifying

each particular letter to suit its purpose.

From this time forward continued a perpetual round of social

engagements. Breakfasts, luncheons, dinners, teas, receptions with

spread tables, two, three, and four deep of an evening, with receiving

company at our own rooms, took up the day, so that we had very little

time for common sight-seeing.

Of these kinds of entertainments, the breakfast, though pleasant enough

when the company is agreeable, as I always found it, is the least

convenient of all times and modes of visiting. You have already

interviewed one breakfast, and are expecting soon to be coquetting with

a tempting luncheon. If one had as many stomachs as a ruminant, he would

not mind three or four serious meals a day, not counting the tea as one

of them. The luncheon is a very convenient affair: it does not require

special dress; it is informal; it is soon over, and may be made light or

heavy, as one chooses. The afternoon tea is almost a necessity in London

life. It is considered useful as "a pick me up," and it serves an

admirable purpose in the social system. It costs the household hardly

any trouble or expense. It brings people together in the easiest

possible way, for ten minutes or an hour, just as their engagements or

fancies may settle it. A cup of tea at the right moment does for the

virtuous reveller all that Falstaff claims for a good sherris-sack, or

at least the first half of its "twofold operation:" "It ascends me into

the brain; dries me there all the foolish and dull and crudy vapors

which environ it; makes it apprehensive, quick, forgetive, full of

nimble, fiery and delectable shapes, which delivered over to the voice,

the tongue, which is the birth, becomes excellent wit."

But it must have the right brain to work upon, and I doubt if there is

any brain to which it is so congenial and from which it brings so much

as that of a first-rate London old lady. I came away from the great city

with the feeling that this most complex product of civilization was

nowhere else developed to such perfection. The octogenarian Londoness

has been in society,--let us say the highest society,--all her days. She

is as tough as an old macaw, or she would not have lasted so long. She

has seen and talked with all the celebrities of three generations, all

the beauties of at least half a dozen decades. Her wits have been kept

bright by constant use, and as she is free of speech it requires some

courage to face her. Yet nobody can be more agreeable, even to young

persons, than one of these precious old dowagers. A great beauty is

almost certainly thinking how she looks while one is talking with her;

an authoress is waiting to have one praise her book; but a grand old

lady, who loves London society, who lives in it, who understands young

people and all sorts of people, with her high-colored recollections of

the past and her grand-maternal interests in the new generation, is the

best of companions, especially over a cup of tea just strong enough to

stir up her talking ganglions.

A breakfast, a lunch, a tea, is a circumstance, an occurrence, in social

life, but a dinner is an event. It is the full-blown flower of that

cultivated growth of which those lesser products are the buds. I will

not try to enumerate, still less to describe, the various entertainments

to which we were invited, and many of which we attended. Among the

professional friends I found or made during this visit to London, none

were more kindly attentive than Dr. Priestley, who, with his charming

wife, the daughter of the late Robert Chambers, took more pains to carry

out our wishes than we could have asked or hoped for. At his house I

first met Sir James Paget and Sir William Gull, long well known to me,

as to the medical profession everywhere, as preëminent in their several

departments. If I were an interviewer or a newspaper reporter, I should

be tempted to give the impression which the men and women of distinction

I met made upon me; but where all were cordial, where all made me feel

as nearly as they could that I belonged where I found myself, whether

the ceiling were a low or a lofty one, I do not care to differentiate my

hosts and my other friends. _Fortemque Gyan fortemque Cloanthum_,--I

left my microscope and my test-papers at home.

Our friends, several of them, had a pleasant way of sending their

carriages to give us a drive in the Park, where, except in certain

permitted regions, the common numbered vehicles are not allowed to

enter. Lady Harcourt sent her carriage for us to go to her sister's,

Mrs. Mildmay's, where we had a pleasant little "tea," and met one of the

most agreeable and remarkable of those London old ladies I have spoken

of. For special occasions we hired an unnumbered carriage, with

professionally equipped driver and footman.

Mrs. Bloomfield Moore sent her carriage for us to take us to a lunch at

her house, where we met Mr. Browning, Sir Henry and Lady Layard, Oscar

Wilde and his handsome wife, and other well-known guests. After lunch,

recitations, songs, etc. House full of pretty things. Among other

curiosities a portfolio of drawings illustrating Keeley's motor, which,

up to this time, has manifested a remarkably powerful _vis

inertice_, but which promises miracles. In the evening a grand

reception at Lady Granville's, beginning (for us, at least) at eleven

o'clock. The house a palace, and A---- thinks there were a thousand

people there. We made the tour of the rooms, saw many great personages,

had to wait for our carriage a long time, but got home at one o'clock.

English people have queer notions about iced-water and ice-cream. "You

will surely die, eating such cold stuff," said a lady to my companion.

"Oh, no," she answered, "but I should certainly die were I to drink your

two cups of strong tea." I approved of this "counter" on the teacup, but

I did not think either of them was in much danger.

The next day Rev. Mr. Haweis sent his carriage, and we drove in the

Park. In the afternoon we went to our Minister's to see the American

ladies who had been presented at the drawing-room. After this, both of

us were glad to pass a day or two in comparative quiet, except that we

had a room full of visitors. So many persons expressed a desire to make

our acquaintance that we thought it would be acceptable to them if we

would give a reception ourselves. We were thinking how we could manage

it with our rooms at the hotel, which were not arranged so that they

could be thrown together. Still, we were planning to make the best of

them, when Dr. and Mrs. Priestley suggested that we should receive our

company at their house. This was a surprise, and a most welcome one, and

A---- and her kind friend busied themselves at once about the

arrangements.

We went to a luncheon at Lansdowne House, Lord Rosebery's residence, not

far from our hotel. My companion tells a little incident which may

please an American six-year-old: "The eldest of the four children,

Sibyl, a pretty, bright child of six, told me that she wrote a letter to

the Queen. I said, 'Did you begin, Dear Queen?' 'No,' she answered, 'I

began, Your Majesty, and signed myself, Your little humble servant,

Sibyl.'" A very cordial and homelike reception at this great house,

where a couple of hours were passed most agreeably.

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