His Excellency, with two stars on his dress-coat, was walking up to her.

Yes, His Excellency was walking straight towards her, for he was staring

directly at her with a sugary smile, while he licked his lips as he

always did when he saw a pretty woman.

"Delighted, delighted . . ." he began. "I shall order your husband to be

clapped in a lock-up for keeping such a treasure hidden from us till

now. I've come to you with a message from my wife," he went on, offering

her his arm. "You must help us. . . . M-m-yes. . . . We ought to give

you the prize for beauty as they do in America . . . . M-m-yes. . . .

The Americans. . . . My wife is expecting you impatiently."

He led her to a stall and presented her to a middle-aged lady, the lower

part of whose face was disproportionately large, so that she looked as

though she were holding a big stone in her mouth.

"You must help us," she said through her nose in a sing-song voice. "All

the pretty women are working for our charity bazaar, and you are the

only one enjoying yourself. Why won't you help us?"

She went away, and Anna took her place by the cups and the silver

samovar. She was soon doing a lively trade. Anna asked no less than a

rouble for a cup of tea, and made the huge officer drink three cups.

Artynov, the rich man with prominent eyes, who suffered from asthma,

came up, too; he was not dressed in the strange costume in which Anna

had seen him in the summer at the station, but wore a dress-coat like

every one else. Keeping his eyes fixed on Anna, he drank a glass of

champagne and paid a hundred roubles for it, then drank some tea and

gave another hundred--all this without saying a word, as he was short of

breath through asthma. . . . Anna invited purchasers and got money out

of them, firmly convinced by now that her smiles and glances could not

fail to afford these people great pleasure. She realized now that she

was created exclusively for this noisy, brilliant, laughing life, with

its music, its dancers, its adorers, and her old terror of a force that

was sweeping down upon her and menacing to crush her seemed to her

ridiculous: she was afraid of no one now, and only regretted that her

mother could not be there to rejoice at her success.

Pyotr Leontyitch, pale by now but still steady on his legs, came up to

the stall and asked for a glass of brandy. Anna turned crimson,

expecting him to say something inappropriate (she was already ashamed of

having such a poor and ordinary father); but he emptied his glass, took

ten roubles out of his roll of notes, flung it down, and walked away

with dignity without uttering a word. A little later she saw him dancing

in the grand chain, and by now he was staggering and kept shouting

something, to the great confusion of his partner; and Anna remembered

how at the ball three years before he had staggered and shouted in the

same way, and it had ended in the police-sergeant's taking him home to

bed, and next day the director had threatened to dismiss him from his

post. How inappropriate that memory was!

When the samovars were put out in the stalls and the exhausted ladies

handed over their takings to the middle-aged lady with the stone in her

mouth, Artynov took Anna on his arm to the hall where supper was served

to all who had assisted at the bazaar. There were some twenty people at

supper, not more, but it was very noisy. His Excellency proposed a

toast:

"In this magnificent dining-room it will be appropriate to drink to the

success of the cheap dining-rooms, which are the object of today's

bazaar."

The brigadier-general proposed the toast: "To the power by which even

the artillery is vanquished," and all the company clinked glasses with

the ladies. It was very, very gay.

When Anna was escorted home it was daylight and the cooks were going to

market. Joyful, intoxicated, full of new sensations, exhausted, she

undressed, dropped into bed, and at once fell asleep. . . .

It was past one in the afternoon when the servant waked her and

announced that M. Artynov had called. She dressed quickly and went down

into the drawing-room. Soon after Artynov, His Excellency called to

thank her for her assistance in the bazaar. With a sugary smile, chewing

his lips, he kissed her hand, and asking her permission to come again,

took his leave, while she remained standing in the middle of the

drawing-room, amazed, enchanted, unable to believe that this change in

her life, this marvellous change, had taken place so quickly; and at

that moment Modest Alexeitch walked in . . . and he, too, stood before

her now with the same ingratiating, sugary, cringingly respectful

expression which she was accustomed to see on his face in the presence

of the great and powerful; and with rapture, with indignation, with

contempt, convinced that no harm would come to her from it, she said,

articulating distinctly each word:

"Be off, you blockhead!"

From this time forward Anna never had one day free, as she was always

taking part in picnics, expeditions, performances. She returned home

every day after midnight, and went to bed on the floor in the drawing-

room, and afterwards used to tell every one, touchingly, how she slept

under flowers. She needed a very great deal of money, but she was no

longer afraid of Modest Alexeitch, and spent his money as though it were

her own; and she did not ask, did not demand it, simply sent him in the

bills. "Give bearer two hundred roubles," or "Pay one hundred roubles at

once."

At Easter Modest Alexeitch received the Anna of the second grade. When

he went to offer his thanks, His Excellency put aside the paper he was

reading and settled himself more comfortably in his chair.

"So now you have three Annas," he said, scrutinizing his white hands and

pink nails--"one on your buttonhole and two on your neck."

Modest Alexeitch put two fingers to his lips as a precaution against

laughing too loud and said:

"Now I have only to look forward to the arrival of a little Vladimir. I

make bold to beg your Excellency to stand godfather."

He was alluding to Vladimir of the fourth grade, and was already

imagining how he would tell everywhere the story of this pun, so happy

in its readiness and audacity, and he wanted to say something equally

happy, but His Excellency was buried again in his newspaper, and merely

gave him a nod.

And Anna went on driving about with three horses, going out hunting with

Artynov, playing in one-act dramas, going out to supper, and was more

and more rarely with her own family; they dined now alone. Pyotr

Leontyitch was drinking more heavily than ever; there was no money, and

the harmonium had been sold long ago for debt. The boys did not let him

go out alone in the street now, but looked after him for fear he might

fall down; and whenever they met Anna driving in Staro-Kievsky Street

with a pair of horses and Artynov on the box instead of a coachman,

Pyotr Leontyitch took off his top-hat, and was about to shout to her,

but Petya and Andrusha took him by the arm, and said imploringly:

"You mustn't, father. Hush, father!"

THE TEACHER OF LITERATURE I

THERE was the thud of horses' hoofs on the wooden floor; they brought

out of the stable the black horse, Count Nulin; then the white, Giant;

then his sister Maika. They were all magnificent, expensive horses. Old

Shelestov saddled Giant and said, addressing his daughter Masha:

"Well, Marie Godefroi, come, get on! Hopla!"

Masha Shelestov was the youngest of the family; she was eighteen, but

her family could not get used to thinking that she was not a little

girl, and so they still called her Manya and Manyusa; and after there

had been a circus in the town which she had eagerly visited, every one

began to call her Marie Godefroi.

"Hop-la!" she cried, mounting Giant. Her sister Varya got on Maika,

Nikitin on Count Nulin, the officers on their horses, and the long

picturesque cavalcade, with the officers in white tunics and the ladies

in their riding habits, moved at a walking pace out of the yard.

Nikitin noticed that when they were mounting the horses and afterwards

riding out into the street, Masha for some reason paid attention to no

one but himself. She looked anxiously at him and at Count Nulin and

said:

"You must hold him all the time on the curb, Sergey Vassilitch. Don't

let him shy. He's pretending."

And either because her Giant was very friendly with Count Nulin, or

perhaps by chance, she rode all the time beside Nikitin, as she had done

the day before, and the day before that. And he looked at her graceful

little figure sitting on the proud white beast, at her delicate profile,

at the chimney-pot hat, which did not suit her at all and made her look

older than her age--looked at her with joy, with tenderness, with

rapture; listened to her, taking in little of what she said, and

thought:

"I promise on my honour, I swear to God, I won't be afraid and I'll

speak to her today."

It was seven o'clock in the evening--the time when the scent of white

acacia and lilac is so strong that the air and the very trees seem heavy

with the fragrance. The band was already playing in the town gardens.

The horses made a resounding thud on the pavement, on all sides there

were sounds of laughter, talk, and the banging of gates. The soldiers

they met saluted the officers, the schoolboys bowed to Nikitin, and all

the people who were hurrying to the gardens to hear the band were

pleased at the sight of the party. And how warm it was! How soft-looking

were the clouds scattered carelessly about the sky, how kindly and

comforting the shadows of the poplars and the acacias, which stretched

across the street and reached as far as the balconies and second stories

of the houses on the other side.

They rode on out of the town and set off at a trot along the highroad.

Here there was no scent of lilac and acacia, no music of the band, but

there was the fragrance of the fields, there was the green of young rye

and wheat, the marmots were squeaking, the rooks were cawing. Wherever

one looked it was green, with only here and there black patches of bare

ground, and far away to the left in the cemetery a white streak of

apple-blossom.

They passed the slaughter-houses, then the brewery, and overtook a

military band hastening to the suburban gardens.

"Polyansky has a very fine horse, I don't deny that," Masha said to

Nikitin, with a glance towards the officer who was riding beside Varya.

"But it has blemishes. That white patch on its left leg ought not to be

there, and, look, it tosses its head. You can't train it not to now; it

will toss its head till the end of its days."

Masha was as passionate a lover of horses as her father. She felt a pang

when she saw other people with fine horses, and was pleased when she saw

defects in them. Nikitin knew nothing about horses; it made absolutely

no difference to him whether he held his horse on the bridle or on the

curb, whether he trotted or galloped; he only felt that his position was

strained and unnatural, and that consequently the officers who knew how

to sit in their saddles must please Masha more than he could. And he was

jealous of the officers.

As they rode by the suburban gardens some one suggested their going in

and getting some seltzer-water. They went in. There were no trees but

oaks in the gardens; they had only just come into leaf, so that through

the young foliage the whole garden could still be seen with its

platform, little tables, and swings, and the crows' nests were visible,

looking like big hats. The party dismounted near a table and asked for

seltzer-water. People they knew, walking about the garden, came up to

them. Among them the army doctor in high boots, and the conductor of the

band, waiting for the musicians. The doctor must have taken Nikitin for

a student, for he asked: "Have you come for the summer holidays?"

"No, I am here permanently," answered Nikitin. "I am a teacher at the

school."

"You don't say so?" said the doctor, with surprise. "So young and

already a teacher?"

"Young, indeed! My goodness, I'm twenty-six!

"You have a beard and moustache, but yet one would never guess you were

more than twenty-two or twenty-three. How young-looking you are!"

"What a beast!" thought Nikitin. "He, too, takes me for a whipper-

snapper!"

He disliked it extremely when people referred to his youth, especially

in the presence of women or the schoolboys. Ever since he had come to

the town as a master in the school he had detested his own youthful

appearance. The schoolboys were not afraid of him, old people called him

"young man," ladies preferred dancing with him to listening to his long

arguments, and he would have given a great deal to be ten years older.

From the garden they went on to the Shelestovs' farm. There they stopped

at the gate and asked the bailiff's wife, Praskovya, to bring some new

milk. Nobody drank the milk; they all looked at one another, laughed,

and galloped back. As they rode back the band was playing in the

suburban garden; the sun was setting behind the cemetery, and half the

sky was crimson from the sunset.

Masha again rode beside Nikitin. He wanted to tell her how passionately

he loved her, but he was afraid he would be overheard by the officers

and Varya, and he was silent. Masha was silent, too, and he felt why she

was silent and why she was riding beside him, and was so happy that the

earth, the sky, the lights of the town, the black outline of the

brewery--all blended for him into something very pleasant and comforting,

and it seemed to him as though Count Nulin were stepping on air and

would climb up into the crimson sky.

They arrived home. The samovar was already boiling on the table, old

Shelestov was sitting with his friends, officials in the Circuit Court,

and as usual he was criticizing something.

"It's loutishness!" he said. "Loutishness and nothing more. Yes!"

Since Nikitin had been in love with Masha, everything at the Shelestovs'

pleased him: the house, the garden, and the evening tea, and the

wickerwork chairs, and the old nurse, and even the word "loutishness,"

which the old man was fond of using. The only thing he did not like was

the number of cats and dogs and the Egyptian pigeons, who moaned

disconsolately in a big cage in the verandah. There were so many house-

dogs and yard-dogs that he had only learnt to recognize two of them in

the course of his acquaintance with the Shelestovs: Mushka and Som.

Mushka was a little mangy dog with a shaggy face, spiteful and spoiled.

She hated Nikitin: when she saw him she put her head on one side, showed

her teeth, and began: "Rrr . . . nga-nga-nga . . . rrr . . . !" Then she

would get under his chair, and when he would try to drive her away she

would go off into piercing yaps, and the family would say: "Don't be

frightened. She doesn't bite. She is a good dog."

Som was a tall black dog with long legs and a tail as hard as a stick.

At dinner and tea he usually moved about under the table, and thumped on

people's boots and on the legs of the table with his tail. He was a

good-natured, stupid dog, but Nikitin could not endure him because he

had the habit of putting his head on people's knees at dinner and

messing their trousers with saliva. Nikitin had more than once tried to

hit him on his head with a knife-handle, to flip him on the nose, had

abused him, had complained of him, but nothing saved his trousers.

After their ride the tea, jam, rusks, and butter seemed very nice. They

all drank their first glass in silence and with great relish; over the

second they began an argument. It was always Varya who started the

arguments at tea; she was good-looking, handsomer than Masha, and was

considered the cleverest and most cultured person in the house, and she

behaved with dignity and severity, as an eldest daughter should who has

taken the place of her dead mother in the house. As the mistress of the

house, she felt herself entitled to wear a dressing-gown in the presence

of her guests, and to call the officers by their surnames; she looked on

Masha as a little girl, and talked to her as though she were a

schoolmistress. She used to speak of herself as an old maid--so she was

certain she would marry.

Every conversation, even about the weather, she invariably turned into

an argument. She had a passion for catching at words, pouncing on

contradictions, quibbling over phrases. You would begin talking to her,

and she would stare at you and suddenly interrupt: "Excuse me, excuse

me, Petrov, the other day you said the very opposite!"

Or she would smile ironically and say: "I notice, though, you begin to

advocate the principles of the secret police. I congratulate you."

If you jested or made a pun, you would hear her voice at once: "That's

stale," "That's pointless." If an officer ventured on a joke, she would

make a contemptuous grimace and say, "An army joke!"

And she rolled the r so impressively that Mushka invariably answered

from under a chair, "Rrr . . . nga-nga-nga . . . !"

On this occasion at tea the argument began with Nikitin's mentioning the

school examinations.

"Excuse me, Sergey Vassilitch," Varya interrupted him. "You say it's

difficult for the boys. And whose fault is that, let me ask you? For

instance, you set the boys in the eighth class an essay on 'Pushkin as a

Psychologist.' To begin with, you shouldn't set such a difficult

subject; and, secondly, Pushkin was not a psychologist. Shtchedrin now,

or Dostoevsky let us say, is a different matter, but Pushkin is a great

poet and nothing more."

"Shtchedrin is one thing, and Pushkin is another," Nikitin answered

sulkily.

"I know you don't think much of Shtchedrin at the high school, but

that's not the point. Tell me, in what sense is Pushkin a psychologist?"

"Why, do you mean to say he was not a psychologist? If you like, I'll

give you examples."

And Nikitin recited several passages from "Onyegin" and then from "Boris

Godunov."

"I see no psychology in that." Varya sighed. "The psychologist is the

man who describes the recesses of the human soul, and that's fine poetry

and nothing more."

"I know the sort of psychology you want," said Nikitin, offended. "You

want some one to saw my finger with a blunt saw while I howl at the top

of my voice--that's what you mean by psychology."

"That's poor! But still you haven't shown me in what sense Pushkin is a

psychologist?"

When Nikitin had to argue against anything that seemed to him narrow,

conventional, or something of that kind, he usually leaped up from his

seat, clutched at his head with both hands, and began with a moan,

running from one end of the room to another. And it was the same now: he

jumped up, clutched his head in his hands, and with a moan walked round

the table, then he sat down a little way off.

The officers took his part. Captain Polyansky began assuring Varya that

Pushkin really was a psychologist, and to prove it quoted two lines from

Lermontov; Lieutenant Gernet said that if Pushkin had not been a

psychologist they would not have erected a monument to him in Moscow.

"That's loutishness!" was heard from the other end of the table. "I said

as much to the governor: 'It's loutishness, your Excellency,' I said."

"I won't argue any more," cried Nikitin. "It's unending. . . . Enough!

Ach, get away, you nasty dog!" he cried to Som, who laid his head and

paw on his knee.

"Rrr . . . nga-nga-nga!" came from under the table.

"Admit that you are wrong!" cried Varya. "Own up!"

But some young ladies came in, and the argument dropped of itself. They

all went into the drawing-room. Varya sat down at the piano and began

playing dances. They danced first a waltz, then a polka, then a

quadrille with a grand chain which Captain Polyansky led through all the

rooms, then a waltz again.

During the dancing the old men sat in the drawing-room, smoking and

looking at the young people. Among them was Shebaldin, the director of

the municipal bank, who was famed for his love of literature and

dramatic art. He had founded the local Musical and Dramatic Society, and

took part in the performances himself, confining himself, for some

reason, to playing comic footmen or to reading in a sing-song voice "The

Woman who was a Sinner." His nickname in the town was "the Mummy," as he

was tall, very lean and scraggy, and always had a solemn air and a

fixed, lustreless eye. He was so devoted to the dramatic art that he

even shaved his moustache and beard, and this made him still more like a

mummy.

After the grand chain, he shuffled up to Nikitin sideways, coughed, and

said:

"I had the pleasure of being present during the argument at tea. I fully

share your opinion. We are of one mind, and it would be a great pleasure

to me to talk to you. Have you read Lessing on the dramatic art of

Hamburg?"

"No, I haven't."

Shebaldin was horrified, and waved his hands as though he had burnt his

fingers, and saying nothing more, staggered back from Nikitin.

Shebaldin's appearance, his question, and his surprise, struck Nikitin

as funny, but he thought none the less:

"It really is awkward. I am a teacher of literature, and to this day

I've not read Lessing. I must read him."

Before supper the whole company, old and young, sat down to play "fate."

They took two packs of cards: one pack was dealt round to the company,

the other was laid on the table face downwards.

"The one who has this card in his hand," old Shelestov began solemnly,

lifting the top card of the second pack, "is fated to go into the

nursery and kiss nurse."

The pleasure of kissing the nurse fell to the lot of Shebaldin. They all

crowded round him, took him to the nursery, and laughing and clapping

their hands, made him kiss the nurse. There was a great uproar and

shouting.

"Not so ardently!" cried Shelestov with tears of laughter. "Not so

ardently!"

It was Nikitin's "fate" to hear the confessions of all. He sat on a

chair in the middle of the drawing-room. A shawl was brought and put

over his head. The first who came to confess to him was Varya.

"I know your sins," Nikitin began, looking in the darkness at her stern

profile. "Tell me, madam, how do you explain your walking with Polyansky

every day? Oh, it's not for nothing she walks with an hussar!"

"That's poor," said Varya, and walked away.

Then under the shawl he saw the shine of big motionless eyes, caught the

lines of a dear profile in the dark, together with a familiar, precious

fragrance which reminded Nikitin of Masha's room.

"Marie Godefroi," he said, and did not know his own voice, it was so

soft and tender, "what are your sins?"

Masha screwed up her eyes and put out the tip of her tongue at him, then

she laughed and went away. And a minute later she was standing in the

middle of the room, clapping her hands and crying:

"Supper, supper, supper!"

And they all streamed into the dining-room. At supper Varya had another

argument, and this time with her father. Polyansky ate stolidly, drank

red wine, and described to Nikitin how once in a winter campaign he had

stood all night up to his knees in a bog; the enemy was so near that

they were not allowed to speak or smoke, the night was cold and dark, a

piercing wind was blowing. Nikitin listened and stole side-glances at

Masha. She was gazing at him immovably, without blinking, as though she

was pondering something or was lost in a reverie. . . . It was pleasure

and agony to him both at once.

"Why does she look at me like that?" was the question that fretted him.

"It's awkward. People may notice it. Oh, how young, how naïve she is!"

The party broke up at midnight. When Nikitin went out at the gate, a

window opened on the first-floor, and Masha showed herself at it.

"Sergey Vassilitch!" she called.

"What is it?"

"I tell you what . . ." said Masha, evidently thinking of something to

say. "I tell you what. . . Polyansky said he would come in a day or two

with his camera and take us all. We must meet here."

"Very well."

Masha vanished, the window was slammed, and some one immediately began

playing the piano in the house.

"Well, it is a house!" thought Nikitin while he crossed the street. "A

house in which there is no moaning except from Egyptian pigeons, and

they only do it because they have no other means of expressing their

joy!"

But the Shelestovs were not the only festive household. Nikitin had not

gone two hundred paces before he heard the strains of a piano from

another house. A little further he met a peasant playing the balalaika

at the gate. In the gardens the band struck up a potpourri of Russian

songs.

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