rose-bush; it is on this account I prize it so much.'
'At each word the astonishment of Rodolphe was redoubled. He
could not comprehend this frightful slavery, this horrible sale
of soul and body for a wretched shelter, a few tattered clothes,
and impure nourishment.
'They arrived at the '_Quai aux Fleurs_.' A carriage was in
waiting. Rodolphe assisted his companion to get in, and after
placing himself at her side, said to the coachman:
'To Saint-Denis; I will tell you directly which road to take.'
'The horses started; the sun was radiant; the sky without a
cloud; but the cold was a little sharp, and the air circulated
briskly through the open windows of the carriage.
* * * * *
'AT this moment they drew near to Saint-Ouen, at the juncture of
the road to Saint-Denis and the Chemin de la Revolte.
'Notwithstanding the monotonous appearance of the country,
Fleur-de-Marie was so delighted at seeing the fields, that
forgetting the thoughts which sad recollections had awakened in
her mind, her charming face brightened up; she leaned out of the
window, and cried:
'Monsieur Rodolphe! what delight!... Fields! and thickets! If
you would only let me alight! The weather is so fine! I would
like so much to run in the meadows!'
'We will take a run, my child. Coachman, stop!'
'How! _you_ also, Monsieur Rodolphe?'
'I also! yes, we will make it a holiday.'
'What happiness! Monsieur Rodolphe!'
'And Rodolphe and Fleur-de-Marie, hand in hand, ran over the
new-mown field until they were out of breath.
'To attempt to describe the little gambols, the joyous shouts,
the fresh delight of Fleur-de-Marie would be impossible.
Poor gazelle! for so long time a prisoner, she breathed the
pure air with intoxication. She came, she went, she ran, she
stopped, always with new transports. At the sight of several
tufts of daisies, and some marigolds, spread by the first
frosts of approaching winter, she could not refrain from fresh
exclamations of delight. She did not leave a single flower,
but gleaned the whole meadow. After having thus ran over the
fields--soon tired, being unaccustomed to so much exercise--the
young girl, pausing to take breath, seated herself on the
trunk of a tree, which lay prostrate near a deep ditch. The
fair and transparent complexion of Fleur-de-Marie, ordinarily
too pale, was now shaded with the most lively color. Her large
blue eyes shone sweetly; her rosy mouth, half open, disclosed
her pearl-like teeth; and her heart throbbing under the little
orange shawl, she kept one hand on her bosom as if to compress
its pulsations, while with the other she extended to Rodolphe
the flowers she had gathered. Nothing could be more charming
than the innocent, joyous expression which shone in that lovely
face.
'As soon as she could speak, she said to Rodolphe, with touching
_naïveté_:
'How kind is the BON DIEU for having given us such a fine day!'
'A tear came to the eyes of Rodolphe, as he heard this poor
abandoned, despised, lost creature, without home, without bread,
offering thus a cry of joy and thanks to the CREATOR, for the
enjoyment of a ray of sunshine and the sight of a meadow!'
How do you like that, reader? 'Ithn't it thweet?' Excuse the levity;
but we are trying to divert away two or three persevering drops of
salt-water. 'You shall see more anon: 'tis a knavish piece of work.'
* * * * *
REV. JOHN NEWLAND MAFFITT: A LETTER FROM THE 'LITERARY EMPORIUM.'--A
friend of tried taste in matters literary, and a good judge of
_style_, both in matter and manner, whether out of the pulpit or in
it, has sent us the following letter, written some months since to a
correspondent in Gotham. The sketch which it gives of the peculiar
eloquence of Rev. JOHN NEWLAND MAFFITT will be found to partake
largely of the qualities of that remarkable declaimer's pulpit
efforts. We have heard Mr. MAFFITT for five minutes perhaps at a
time, when he was _truly_ eloquent; when his action was natural,
his language pure, and his illustrations striking and beautiful.
But a _sustained_ flight seemed beyond his powers. As was forcibly
observed by a country auditor of his on one occasion in our hearing:
'He is like a cow that gives a half-pail of the richest kind o'
milk, and then up's with her foot and kicks it all over!' But we are
keeping the reader from our friend's epistle:
_'Boston, Sunday Night._
'DEAR ----: A quiet day has closed at last, with an excitement
so great as to fatigue even _my_ temperament; and being still
too feverish for sleep, I will write you, as it lulls away, the
history of the matter. Fahrenheit has been rounding the hundred
to-day, and this has added not a little to the proverbial quiet
of an Eastern Sabbath. After the afternoon service, Boston
seemed to be taking a profound sleep. The few feeble news-boys
at the old State-House had disappeared; the idlers at the New
Exchange had done wondering; and Long-Wharf was too blistering
hot for any one to attempt a sail. It wouldn't do to venture
into those cool, shady streets, that lead nowhere, without
an object; to be seen to turn and walk back would be wrong,
in Boston. On reaching my room I sank into an easy-chair,
and thought of the prayer for rain and cooling winds, and
whether the hot south wind was made here or at the south side
of Cuba. A boy's whistle, some half a mile over the hill, at
Bowdoin-Square, was the only evidence of life; and it was not a
little provoking, having nothing else to do, to be _obliged_ to
follow the little rascal, as he wound through the 'Cracovienne,'
with occasional snatches from 'Old Hundred' and 'Dundee,' and
worry at the intricate manner in which he combined those rather
different harmonies. Perhaps the lad was executing a refined
torture upon some sober old citizen, _trying_ to sleep after his
long nap just taken at church, and 'not quite prepared to say,'
with his ear, (very puzzling to him,) that that boy was 'doing
a theatrical;' and of course it wouldn't do to take him up for
whistling psalm-tunes. 'Not at all; certainly not; that was
quite proper and praise-worthy. Let the boy whistle.' I varied
my own performances by occasionally leaning from the coolest
window, to see if any body _was_ any where; and deciding in the
negative, in a perfectly clear and distinct manner, waited for
the next voluntary from the whistling boy. A spruce young man,
whom I had never seen before, and who talked of ASHBURTON as
his bosom crony, had called in the morning, offering a seat at
church, and an invitation to dinner with Mrs. ----, of the sunny
land, on the Hill. Well, was there ever such a fool as I, in
lazily declining those invitations, thinking I could do better!
That was in the morning, with the glory of a whole day before
me; but _now_ with only that boy, and all the papers read to
the last accident! So kind in her, too. She had heard I was in
town, and thought I might be happy to see her. _Wouldn't_ I? I
have half a mind now, to send around and say I will be there to
breakfast!
'I smoked out my regret with a cigar that almost crumpled with
the heat; and at last, the tea-clatter at the Tremont roused
me to the mental effort of declaring a Boston Sunday dull,
decidedly dull. About dark I ventured into the street, and all
Boston was astir again; indeed, quite bustling for the sober
city; and every body so clean, so happy, so almost gay, if it
were not Sunday, and so exactly at the touching-off point, that
I fancied they had all been rolling in the surf on the shady
side of Nahant, during the hot hours that I had been 'listlessly
lounging life away.' Whew! I couldn't bear it! I affected a
little smartness, and mingled with the current, trying to be
pleased with, I couldn't say what; but privately in rather a
hopeless humor, till I heard one man say hurriedly, 'You can't
get in;' and another, 'I'll try;' and off he went like a shot.
Thinking I had got hold of something at last, I followed; and
as he had drab-breeches, kept an eye on him, squeezing along up
street and down street, by lane and by alley, till we came to a
great stream going one way, and directly fetched up square upon
some thousand people, filling the whole street, before a church;
from which, above the hum of the crowd, came now and then the
peal of an organ, and a chorus of voices in hallelujahs. Looking
up upon the sea of heads, I plunged in as others plunged out,
and found myself carried to the inner door of the church. The
aisles were so full that half way up men were too tight together
to get their hats off; and the whole crowd, inside and out, was
dotted with women and girls, their bonnets jammed up tight, so
that they could only look the way they happened to face when
stopping, whether desirable or not. All sorts of speeches and
odd remarks were bandied about in a subdued tone; and several
fat men, dripping, were let out to get dry; whereupon a man in
a Roman nose slipped off his coat in a twinkling, and looked
around with immense satisfaction. The abstraction of the fat men
had left him, for the moment, just room to do it.
'Presently, from the far end of the church, the clear voice of
MAFFITT came down upon the ear like a silver bell, and the mass
was still. He began at once, like a man who knew his calling,
and had mastered it. His voice was clear, full, and intelligible
to the farthest ear it reached. He commenced calmly, but with
nerve and strength which took the whole mass with him at the
onset; and after getting fairly under way, he cast about for
argument and illustration. Here began the man's inspiration. His
thoughts, bathed in sun-light, came rushing one upon another,
gem upon gem and crowd upon crowd; each full and bold as the
stars of heaven; moving on like them, separate, but together;
falling into the ranks from all manner of places; throwing light
upon each other, like the spears of an host, and all speeding
onward and upward to their destination. Pausing with his forces
in mid-heaven, he calls out again and again for tribute, and
they glance in, like sunbeams, from the land and the deep, from
earth, and heaven, and the farthest star; till pleased with his
grouping, he sweeps the picture into a higher light, and shadows
forth the Throne of the ALMIGHTY! This, with all variety of
intonation, from clarion to trumpet; every nerve and muscle in
gesticulation; and no wandering, no pausing, but to the _point_,
like a thunder-bolt! My dear ----, where are you? If any where
within hearing, I beg leave to say 'Good night!' I'm tired, and
presume you are.'
'Yours, ---- ----.'
* * * * *
POEMS BY PERCIVAL.--Mr. PERCIVAL has recently put forth an
exceedingly beautiful volume, of some two hundred and fifty pages,
entitled 'The Dream of a Day, and other Poems.' The book is composed
for the most part of a series of shorter pieces, part of which have
been published in a fugitive form, at different intervals since the
publication of his last volume, in 1827, while part have until now
remained in manuscript. The longer piece, and one of the latest,
which opens and gives the title to the volume, takes its name partly
from its subject and partly from the time in which it was written.
More than one hundred and fifty different forms or modifications
of stanza are introduced in the course of the volume, much of which
is borrowed from the verse of other languages, particularly of
the German. The imitations of different classic measures, as well
as the songs for national airs, are particularly explained in the
introduction to each. We remark numerous gems in this collection
which were written by Mr. PERCIVAL for the KNICKERBOCKER; a fact
which we cannot doubt will secure the patronage of our readers
for the tasteful and most matter-full volume before us. We are
not advised by whom the work is for sale in New-York, but Mr. S.
BABCOCK, New-Haven, is the publisher; and it is but just to add,
that it reflects great credit upon his liberality and good taste.
* * * * *
'THE ATTACHE:' BY SAM SLICK.--The clock-maker has lost none of his
shrewdness, his acute observation, nor his sparkling humor. To be
sure, many of his so-called _Yankeeisms_ are only specimens of
cockney dialect; yet he has more genuine wit than is to be found
in all the 'down-east' letters which have been inflicted upon the
public _ad nauseam_ any time these three years. 'Sumtotalize' these
tiresome epistles, as Mr. SLICK would say, and see what nine in ten
of them amount to. Bad spelling, devoid of the ludicrous ellipses
which characterize the orthographical errors of Mr. YELLOWPLUSH,
constitutes the principal attraction of their _style_; while their
_staple_ is derived from the worn-out jokes of HACKETT'S 'Solomon
Swop' or 'Joe Bunker.' But to 'The Attaché;' to portions of which,
with but slight comment, we propose to introduce the reader. Mr.
SLICK'S originality is the originality of _thought_, less than of
_manner_. He is no copyist; and while he equals LACON in saying
'many things in a few words,' he never sacrifices truth to the
mere external form of sententiousness. In his descriptions he is
never striking at the expense of verisimilitude; nor does he permit
his observation of character to be diverted from its naturalness
by over-cumulative features in his picture, which destroy so many
otherwise clever limnings. Not inappropriate to this illustration,
by the by, is this brief but graphic description of one of a great
number of old family pictures which the 'Attaché' encounters in
the baronial hall of a purse-proud JOHN BULL 'of family,' in one
of the shires of England: 'Here now is an old aunty that a forten
come from. She looks like a bale o' cotton, fust screwed as tight as
possible, and then corded hard. Lord! if they had only a given her a
pinch of snuff when she was full dressed and trussed, and sot her a
sneezin', she'd a blowed up, and the forten would have come twenty
years sooner! Yes, it's a family pictur; indeed, they're all family
picturs. They are all fine animals, but over-fed and under-worked.'
Observe the wisdom of the ensuing sentence, illustrating that sort
of brain-picking which some persons resort to, while themselves are
mum as oysters, upon subjects on which noncommitalism is desirable:
'If I can see both eends of a rope, and only one man has hold of one
eend, and me of the t'other, why I know what I am about; but if I
can only see my own eend, I don't know who I am a pullin' agin.'
One of the most amusing sketches in Mr. SLICK'S volume is an account
of a 'pious creeter,' a deacon, who exchanged an old worn-out and
vicious horse for one which he 'considered worth six of it,' and
which he thought gave him 'the best of the bargain, and no mistake.'
It turns out quite the other way, however, the good deacon's
boasting to the contrary notwithstanding:
'THIS is as smart a little hoss,' says he, 'as ever I see. I
know where I can put him off to a great advantage. I shall make
a good day's work of this. It is about as good a hoss-trade as
I ever made. The French don't know nothin' about hosses; they
are a simple people; their priests keep 'em in ignorance on
purpose, and they don't know nothin'.' 'He cracked and bragged
considerable, and as we progressed we came to Montagon Bridge.
The moment pony sot foot on it, he stopped short, pricked up
the latter eends of his ears, snorted, squealed, and refused to
budge an inch. The elder got mad. He first coaxed and patted,
and soft-sawdered him, and then whipped, and spurred, and
thrashed him like anything. Pony got mad too, for hosses has
tempers as well as elders; so he turned to, and kicked right
straight up on eend, like Old Scratch, and kept on without
stoppin' till he sent the elder right slap over his head
slantendicularly, on the broad of his back into the river, and
he floated down through the bridge and scrambled out o t'other
side.
'Creation! how he looked! He was so mad, he was ready to bile
over; and as it was, he smoked in the sun like a tea-kettle.
His clothes stuck close down to him, as a cat's fur does to her
skin when she's out in the rain; and every step he took his
boots went squish, squash, like an old woman churnin' butter;
and his wet trousers chafed with a noise like a wet flappin'
sail. He was a show; and when he got up to his hoss, and held on
to his mane, and first lifted up one leg, and then the other,
to let the water run out of his boots, I couldn't hold in no
longer, but laid back, and larfed till I thought, on my soul,
I'd fall off into the river too.'
The elder is decidedly taken in. His new steed is as blind as a
bat, and a member of the '_opposition_ party.' After a series of
provoking annoyances, the new owner of the beast finally succeeds
in getting him on board a steam-boat; but on nearing the shore the
perverse animal jumps overboard:
'THE captain havin' his boat histed, and thinkin' the hoss would
swim ashore of himself, kept right strait on; and the hoss
swam this way, and that way, and every way but the right road,
jist as the eddies took him. At last he got into the ripps off
Johnston's Pint, and they wheeled him right round and round like
a whip-top. Poor pony! he got his match at last. He struggled,
and jumpt, and plunged, and fort, like a man, for dear life.
Fust went up his knowin' little head, that had no ears; and he
tried to jump up, and rear out of it, as he used to did out of a
mire-hole ashore; but there was no bottom there; nothin' for his
hind foot to spring from; so down he went agin, ever so deep;
and then he tried t'other eend, and up went his broad rump, that
had no tail; but, there was nothin' for the fore feet to rest
on nother; so he made a summerset, and as he went over he gave
out a great, long, eendwise kick, to the full stretch of his
hind legs. Poor feller! it was the last kick he ever gave in
this world; he sent his heels straight up on eend, like a pair
of kitchen tongs, and the last I see of him was a bright dazzle,
as the sun shined on his iron shoes, afore the water closed over
him forever.'
Take in all the accessories of the above picture, reader, and you
cannot fail to laugh as heartily at the discomfiture of the pious
but 'cunning' elder, as we ourselves did on its first perusal. There
is a fine touch of natural description, and not a little philosophy,
in the following sketch of a dinner at an English gentleman's
country residence:
'FOLKS are up to the notch here when dinner is in question,
that's a fact; fat, gouty, broken-winded, and foundered as they
be. It's rap! rap! rap! for twenty minutes at the door; and in
they come, one arter the other, as fast as the sarvants can
carry up their names. Cuss them sarvants! it takes seven or
eight of 'em to carry a man's name up stairs, they are so awful
lazy, and so shockin' full of porter. Well, you go in along with
your name, walk up to old aunty, and make a scrape, and the same
to old uncle, and then fall back. This is done as solemn as if
a feller's name was called out to take his place in a funeral;
that and the mistakes is the fun of it. * * * Company are all
come, and now they have to be marshalled two and two, lock and
lock, and go into the dinin'-room to feed. When I first came I
was dreadful proud of that title, 'the Attaché;' now I am glad
it's nothin' but 'only an Attaché,' and I'll tell you why. The
great guns and big bugs have to take in each other's ladies,
so these old ones have to herd together. Well, the nobodies go
together too, and sit together; and I've observed that these
nobodies are the pleasantest people at table, and they have the
pleasantest places, because they sit down with each other, and
are jist like yourself, plaguy glad to get some one to talk to.
Somebody can only visit somebody, but nobody can go any where;
and therefore nobody sees and knows twice as much as somebody
does. Somebodies must be axed, if they are as stupid as a pump;
but nobodies needn't, and never are, unless they are spicy sort
o' folks; so you are sure of them, and they have all the fun and
wit of the table at their eend, and no mistake. I wouldn't take
a title if they would give it to me, for if I had one, I should
have a fat old parblind dowager detailed on to me to take in to
dinner; and what the plague is her jewels and laces, and silks
and satins, and wigs to me? As it is, I have a chance to have
a gal to take in that's a jewel herself; one that don't want
no settin' off, and carries her diamonds in her eyes, and so
on. I've told our minister not to introduce me as an Attaché no
more, but as Mr. Nobody, from the state of Nothin', in America.'
Mr. SLICK'S ideas of what is facetiously termed 'music' is quite
coincident with our own. No 'difficult execution' and 'intricate
passages' for him:
'WHAT'S that? It's music. Well, that's artificial too; it's
scientific, they say; it's done by rule. Jist look at that gal
to the piany: first comes a little Garman thunder. Good airth
and seas, what a crash! It seems as if she'd bang the instrument
all to a thousand pieces. I guess she's vexed at some body
and is a-peggn' it into the piany out of spite. Now comes the
singin'; see what faces she makes; how she stretches her mouth
open, like a barn-door, and turns up the white of her eyes, like
a duck in a thunder-storm. She is in a musical ecstasy; she
feels good all over; her soul is a-goin' out along with that
'ere music. Oh, it's divine; and she is an angel, ain't she?
Yes, I guess she is; and when I'm an angel, I will fall in love
with her: but as I'm a man, at least what's left of me, I'd jist
as soon fall in love with one that was a leetle more of a woman,
and a leetle less of an angel. But hello! what onder the sun is
she about! Why, her voice is goin' down her own throat, to gain
strength, and here it comes out ag'in as deep-toned as a man's;
while that dandy feller alongside of her is a-singin' what they
call falsetter. They've actilly changed voices! The gal sings
like a man, and that screamer like a woman! This is science:
this is taste: this is fashion: but hang me if it's natur'. I'm
tired to death of it; but one good thing is, you needn't listen
without you like, for every body is talking as loud as ever.'
We are compelled to close our extracts with the subjoined capital
hit at the naked meeting-houses which 'obtain' in so many quarters
of our goodly land, and the still more naked 'doctrines' that
constitute the weekly attractions which many of them present to
church-goers:
'THE meetin'-houses our side of the water, no matter where, but
away up in the back country, how teetotally different they be
from 'em this side! A great big handsome wooden house, chock
full of winders, painted so white as to put your eyes out, and
so full of light within that inside seems all out-doors, and
no tree nor bush, nor nothin' near it but the road fence, with
a man to preach in it that is so strict and straight-laced he
will do _any thing_ of a week day, and _nothin'_ of a Sunday. *
* * Preacher there don't preach morals, because that's churchy,
and he don't like neither the church nor it's morals; but he
preaches doctrine, which doctrine is, there's no Christians but
themselves. Well, the fences outside of the meetin'-house, for
a quarter of a mile or so, each side of the house, and each
side of the road, ain't to be seen for hosses and wagons, and
gigs hitched there; poor devils of hosses that have ploughed,
or hauled, or harrowed, or logged, or snaked, or somethin' or
nother all the week, and rest on a Sunday by alterin' their
gait, as a man rests on a journey by alterin' of his stirrup a
hole higher or a hole lower.'
This episode is concluded with some remarks upon the 'clerical
twang' which distinguishes some of the divines of our country: 'Good
men always speak through the nose. It's what comes out of the mouth
that defiles a man; but there is no mistake in the nose; it's the
porch of the temple!' We are pleased to learn that another volume
of 'The Attaché' will ere long be given to the public. We await its
publication with impatient interest.
* * * * *
GOSSIP WITH READERS AND CORRESPONDENTS.--'What is the man driving
at' who sends us the following? Does he intend a satire upon the
peculiar style of Mr. WILLIS, who 'skims the superfices' of society
with more ease and grace than any magazine-writer of this era?
Or is our correspondent in love, and desirous of walking under
a cloud while he reveals his passion? Let him answer: 'The top
of the morning to you, my dear EDITOR; and as your sun goes up
the meridian, may your shadow be longer! I can wish you nothing
more improbable; but in wishes not to be granted, I will have
the satisfaction of wishing to the outside of my desire. Coming
home last evening, I called on a pretty woman, for a half-hour's
oblivion of matter-of-fact. A few weeks since she had seen WILLIS
and a very charming damsel at Saratoga Springs, and had noticed
them occasionally at a delightful spot in the neighborhood, which I
shall not indicate; a retreat such as a poet would choose in parting
with his best thoughts, and far holier than the parting of mere
lips would need; for I take it, this good-by, this farewell to the
pets of the heart; this sense of lost identity gone to the public;
the loosing of the dove that may no where find a spot to rest amid
the waters; the spring of the falcon that _will_ away; I say, Mr.
EDITOR, these things are sometimes very solemn and affecting. Well,
upon that spot was found a crumpled paper, scrawled over with the
goose-tracks of genius, and signed 'N. P. WILLIS, Junior.' The
product of WILLIS by his _match_ should be something brilliant,
to be sure; but the Junior is evidently still young in years. His
opening phrase, (more applicable in these times to a bank-note than
any other mistress,) and several other naïve spots, indicate the
come-over-ativeness and allowable tenderness of a first passion. It
is written in a kind of halting verse, that might easily be done
into _blank_, I should say. It is crowned with stars, signifying I
suppose that this world has nothing left worth looking at, and this
beautiful motto, from Keats:
'A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FOREVER.'
BY N. P. WILLIS, JUN.
'DEAREST! I thank thee, bless thee, pray the highest God
to bless thee evermore, thou charm of the world to me! And
now how beautiful the world again! The glorious sunlight,
the waving trees, and faces of familiar friends, before so
common-place--all now how beautiful! for thou hast smiled on
them! A rush of joy is at my heart again, as if my pulse at each
throb ran kisses from thy lips. Ah' could I take thy breath in
one long kiss, and give thee Heaven, which were happier?--thou
with the stars above, or I with mine and thy dear heart forever?
How fast the time goes on! The world that lagged but yesterday,
and seemed about to stop for very dullness, seems an express,
as though the stars were nearing us, and GOD were coming down,
and we were hastening to the embrace of Heaven. How my spirits
mount again! I look into the heavens, face to face, and angels
bending down, are whispering that I may yet be happy. Poor,
poor fool! Happy for another hour, perhaps another day, and
then----Why, then the sun will rise again, and all the world
be glad, but I shall not know it; and every tone that to the
common world is sweetest music, and every look and smile that
are unlike thee; the song not thine; the book not read by thee;
and every beautiful and lovely thing, that hath not caught some
parted grace of thine, shall be to me a half-formed thing,
lacking the tint that's loveliest, the form that's dearest to
my heart; a thing unfinished, as Heaven were interrupted in the
making, or lost the trick, not having thee to copy! But now,
the dashing of my heart is like the seas that clap their hands
in gladness. My GOD, I thank Thee for that 'joy forever!' Those
words have mingled with my spirit, quickening it to lightning;
and if I get a home above, and have a power in Heaven, I'll
build a world whose sky shall light it with those burning words!
Ah, how the time goes on! I miss it not, for I am happy, and
it brings no change. The sun has set, and night has come with
countless stars, as glowing, beautiful, and bright, as each
one were a separate joy of mine; a heaven all full, as is my
brimming heart. Well; you will laugh at all this rhapsody, and
chide me for a foolish boy. I only say, 'My HEART is talking to
you, not my HEAD.' * * * But we must part; and then, if angels,
strayed from home, may note that scene, touched by the love of
one so beautiful, it will be written down in Heaven, that two
souls made to match, have gone apart forever. Farewell! I only
ask of you, that when a warm thought flutters at your heart,
just fancy ('t will be true) that I have come to nestle there,
and give it welcome. And when the night comes, and you rest
alone with your own beauty and the sentinel stars, oh, clasp the
little rascal to your heart, and----think of your dream in the
morning!'
Our impression is--'we may be wrong, but that is our opinion'--that
the young gentleman who penned the foregoing rhapsody is hankering
after some young woman. Ah! well; though his style is not
over-pellucid, there is much truth in his sentences. There is a
communion between the heart of Nature and the hearts of lovers;
and with gentle affections and pure thoughts, her face is always
beautiful. With the same mail which brought us the 'Thing of
Beauty' aforesaid, came the following, copied in the neatest of
all crow-quill chirography, bearing the Saratoga post-mark, and a
French-gray seal, with two loving doves. It struck us, on a first
perusal, that possibly it might proceed from some young lady in love
with some young gentleman! 'It has that look:'
'WHAT IS LOVE?'
'IT is to dwell within
A world of the young heart's creation, bright
And brilliant as 'tis false and fleeting, where
All seems a beauteous fairy-land; to mark
No varied season and no flight of time,
Save in the weary absence of the loved one;
To live but in the atmosphere he breathes.
To gaze upon his eyes as on the light
That beacons us to bliss, the only sun
Of our unreal world; in the sad hours
Of absence to be filled with thousand thoughts
Of tenderness, that to repeat we deem
Will make the hours of meeting more delicious;
Yet when that time is come, to feel they are
Unutterable; then to count the moments,
And watch his coming as the early dawn
Of an untried existence; (is not love
A new existence?) yet when he is come,
To feel that deep, oppressive sense of bliss
Weighing upon the heart, that we could wish
To find our joy less perfect. This is love!'
No sneers, if you please, gentlemen bachelors of the incorrigible
class; no 'pshaws!' ye 'paired but not matched' people, at
encountering here these tender tributes of the heart; for the lover,
where is he not? 'Wherever parents look round upon their children,
there he has been; wherever children are at play together, there
he soon will be; wherever there are roofs under which men dwell,
wherever there is an atmosphere vibrating with human voices,
there is the lover, and there is his lofty worship going on. True
love continues and will continue to send up its homage amidst the
meditations of every eventide, and the busy hum of noon, and 'the
song of the morning stars.' . . . If the unhappy young man who has
recently filled the journals of the metropolis with the details
of his folly and crime could, before yielding to temptation,
have looked in upon the state-prisoners at Sing-Sing, as we did
the other day, surely he would have shrunk back from the vortex
before him. Poor wretches, in their best estate! How narrow their
cells; how ceaseless their toil; what a negation of comfort their
whole condition! It was a sweltering August day, breathless and
oppressive; but there was no rest for the eight hundred unhappy
convicts who plied their never-ending tasks within those walls.
Stealthy glances from half-raised eyes; pale countenances, stamped
with meek submission, or gleaming with powerless hate or impotent
malignity; and 'hard labor' in the fullest sense, were the main
features of the still-life scene, as we passed through the several
work-shops. But what a picture was presented as their occupants came
swarming into the open court-yard at sound of the bell, to proceed
to their cells with their dinner! From the thick atmosphere of the
carpet and rug-shops, leaving the clack of shuttles, the dull thump
of the 'weaver's beam,' and the long, confused perspective of cords,
and pullies, and patterns, and multitudinous 'harness,' they poured
forth; from murky smithys, streamed the imps of VULCAN, grim as the
dark recesses from which they emerged; from doors which open upon
interminable rows of close-set benches burst forth the knights of
the awl and hammer; the rub-a-dub of the cooper's mallet, the creak
of his shaving-knife, were still; the stone-hammer was silent; and
the court-yard was full of that striped crew! God of compassion!
what a sight it was, to see that motley multitude take up, in gangs,
their humiliating march! Huge negroes, weltering in the heat, were
interspersed among 'the lines;' hands crimson with murder rested
upon the shoulders of beings young alike in years and crime; the
victim of bestiality pressed against the heart-broken tool of the
scathless villain; and _all_ were blended in one revolting mass of
trained soldiers of guilt; their thousand legs moving as the leg
of one man: all in silence, save the peculiar sound of the sliding
tread, grating not less upon the ear than the ground. One by one,
they took their wooden pails of dingy and amphibious-looking 'grub,'
and passed on, winding up the stairs of the different stories, and
streaming along the narrow corridors to their solitary cells. It was
too much for the tender heart of poor E., this long procession of
the gangs. As they passed on in slow succession, her lip began to
quiver; and one after another drops of pity rolled down her cheek.
'All these,' said she to the keeper, 'had a mother, who looked
upon their childhood, and blessed their innocence! Ah! how many
infant feet, softer than velvet to the touch, have been pressed
to maternal lips, that now shuffle along these prison-isles!'
There spoke 'the mother;' and with her 'gentle words of pity' we
take our leave of the State's-prison and its unhappy inmates. *
* * THE love of literature is a beneficial and noble propensity
of soul. 'It cannot be doubted,' writes the accomplished MARY
CLAVERS, 'that every accession of intellectual light carries with
it an increase of happiness; happiness which depends not in any
great degree upon the course of public events, and not, beyond a
certain limited extent, upon the smiles of fortune. Those debasing
and embittering prejudices which must ever wait upon ignorance,
melt away in the rays of mental illumination, and every departed
prejudice leaves open a new inlet for happiness. I may be considered
an enthusiast, but it is my deliberate conviction that next to
religion--heart-felt, operative religion--a true love of reading is
the best softener of the asperities of life, the best consoler under
its inevitable ills.' HOOD, writing recently 'from his bed' to the
Secretary of a provincial Athenæum, of which he had been elected a
'patron,' deposes to the comfort and 'blessing that literature can
prove in seasons of sickness and sorrow; how generous mental food
can atone for a meagre diet; 'rich fare on paper, for short commons
on the cloth.' Although ill, and condemned to lenten fare, animal
food being strictly interdicted, yet the 'feast of reason and the
flow of soul' were still his. 'Denied beef, I had _Bul_-wer and
_Cow_-per; forbidden mutton, there was _Lamb_; and in lieu of pork,
_Bacon_ or _Hogg_.' Eschewing wine, he had still his _Butler_; and
in the absence of liquor, all the _choice spirits_, from TOM BROWN
to TOM MOORE. Confined physically to water, he had yet not only
the best of 'home-made' but the champaigne of MOLIERE, the hock of
SCHILLER, and the sherry of CERVANTES:
'DEPRESSED bodily by the fluid that damps every thing, I got
intellectually elevated with MILTON, a little merry with SWIFT,
or rather jolly with RABELAIS, whose Pantagruel, by the way,
is quite equal to the best gruel with rum in it. So far can
literature palliate or compensate for gastronomical privations.
But there are other evils, great and small, in this world,
which try the stomach less than the head, and the temper, and
ill winds that blow with the pertinacity of monsoon. Of these,
Providence has allotted me a full share; but still, paradoxical
as it may sound, my burthen has been greatly lightened by a load
of books. Many, many a dreary, weary hour have I got over; many
a mental or bodily annoyance forgotten, by help of the tragedies
and comedies of our dramatists and novelists! Many a trouble has
been soothed by the still small voice of the moral philosopher;
many a dragon-like care charmed to sleep by the sweet song of
the poet! For all which I cry incessantly, not aloud, but in my
heart. 'Thanks and honor to the glorious masters of the pen, and
the great inventors of the press!'
ISN'T _Law_ a very curious thing, take it altogether? An adept in it
must needs know all the precedents, all the legal discussions and
litigations; must read innumerable volumes, filled with innumerable
subtleties and cohesions, and written in an unintelligible jargon;
must study rules by which a certain class of future events shall
be judged, when those events can only be partially and imperfectly
foreseen; a rule which never varies, while the cases never agree;
a law which is general while the cases are individual; a law where
the penalty is uniform, while the justice or injustice of the case
is continually different. Who 'in view of these things' can wonder
that the worse is often made to appear the better reason? Does not a
lawyer triumph most, and acquire most fame, when he can gain a cause
in the very teeth of the law he professes to support and revere?
Who is the greatest lawyer? Not he who can most enlighten, but he
who can most perplex and confound the understanding and embroil
and mislead the intellect of judge and jury. We have before us a
striking illustration of these remarks, in an unsettled case in the
Court of Errors, on an appeal from a decree of the chancellor. A
wife and mother, well stricken in years, leaves the bed and board
of her husband, in consequence of long-continued ill treatment, and
by 'her next friend' sues for alimony. Her husband, it appears in
evidence, is an 'unclean beast' personally; moreover, he throws his
tea-cup at her at the table; will not permit her to have a fire in
the room in which she is ill, though it is in the depth of winter,
but opens doors and windows to freeze her out; orders all the beds
taken down, that she may not sleep; goes himself about the house at
times _in puris naturalibus_; threatens to throw his wife into the
well; when she is seated on a chair, pushes her out of it, and when
she takes another, pushes her out of that also, and so forth. Now
reader, it would amuse you to look over the 'Points on the part of
the Apellant' in this case. By _his_ 'next friend,' the attorney,
he complains that vice-chancellors are exceeding their credentials
in assuming to be 'Chesterfieldian censors of the lesser morals.'
He admits indeed that the husband was '_uncourteous_, in rudely
throwing his tea-cup instead of handing it respectfully to the
lady-in-waiting,' meaning the wife aforesaid; that he was guilty of
'_impoliteness_, in capriciously commanding a change of chairs;'
that he certainly did use 'an _inconsiderate expression_ concerning
the well;' but that in driving his wife out of her sick room, by
opening all the doors and windows on a cold winter-day, he was
only 'enforcing wholesome exercise as a substitute for prejudicial
inaction!' All these examples, let us add, are of the _lesser_
abuses and grievances which the unhappy woman suffered, year after
year; yet the 'deeds without a name' are softened or defended with
equal plausibility and ingenuity. The counsel for the appellant
objects to the interference of the law-officers with such matters.
'Courts of chancery,' says he, with true Johnsonian grandiloquence,
'cannot, like ecclesiastical tribunals or inquisitions, regulate, by
means of auricular confession and domiciliary visitation, connubial
rights and duties! The chancellor's doctrine would perpetuate wordy
wars and family feuds, and impart to conjugal caterwauling more than
feline vitality!' But hold; we are 'interfering between man and
wife,' an injudicious act, as 'tis said. * * * 'D. G.'s '_Height
of Impudence_' (it is _not_ 'new') reminds us of an incident which
occurred in the hearing of a friend at one of our cheap metropolitan
eating-houses last winter. A tall, raw boned Hibernian called for
a dish of pork-and-beans. 'Let it be 'most all pork, and plenty of
beans,' said he; and a liberal supply was placed smoking before
him. Before he had gorged his fill, he called for more bread; it
was given him, and soon disappeared, with the remainder of his
dish. He then called for another slice, and was piling the butter
in pyramids upon small pieces of the same, when the waiter, who had
been eyeing him closely, and who thought the repast 'rather too
much for a shilling,' addressed him with: 'Mister, that butter cost
two shillings and sixpence a pound.' The huge feeder said nothing,
but proceeded to pile about a quarter of a pound of it on a small
crust of bread, placed it in his mouth, rolled it for a time 'as a
sweet morsel under his tongue,' and then remarked: 'Well, I should
say 'twas _well wor-r-th it_!' His main anxiety appeared to be, to
convince the waiter that his principal had not been 'taken in' by
the vender. * * * WE promised that our readers should renew their
acquaintance with '_Hugh Trevor_;' accordingly we condense a scene
or two from that remarkable work. Going down St. James'-street,
London, one evening, with a person who has treated him with much
civility, our hero is run violently against by an accomplice of his
companion, knocked down, and robbed of all his money. His 'civil'
friend leaves him in the lurch, and he seeks his lodgings, there
being no remedy for his loss. To divert his mind, he repairs to the
theatre, and takes his stand among the crowd which surround the
entrance. He observes that the people about him seem watchful of
each other; and presently the cry of 'Take care of your pockets!'
renews his fears; and putting his hand to his fob, he misses his
watch! Looking eagerly around, he fixes his eyes upon his quondam
friend, who had aided in robbing him:
'THE blood mantled in my face. 'You have stolen my watch,'
said I. He could not immediately escape, and made no reply,
but turned pale, looked at me as if entreating silence and
commiseration, and put a watch into my hand. I felt a momentary
compassion, and he presently made his retreat. His retiring did
but increase the press of the crowd, so that it was impossible
for me so much as to lift up my arm: I therefore continued, as
the safest way, to hold the watch in my hand. Soon afterward
the door opened, and I hurried it into my waistcoat pocket:
for I was obliged to make the best use of all my limbs, that
I might not be thrown down and trodden underfoot. At length,
after very uncommon struggles, I made my way to the money door,
paid, and entered the pit. After taking breath and gazing around
me, I sat down and inquired of my neighbors how soon the play
would begin? I was told in an hour. This new delay occasioned
me to put my hand in my pocket and take out my watch, which as
I supposed had been returned by the thief. But, good Heavens!
what was my surprise when in lieu of my own plain watch, in a
green chagrin-case, the one I was now possessed of was set round
with diamonds! And, instead of ordinary steel and brass, its
appendages were a weighty gold chain and seals! My astonishment
was great beyond expression! I opened it to examine the
work, and found it was capped. I pressed upon the nut and it
immediately struck the hour. It was a repeater!'
It will not greatly puzzle the reader, we may presume, to conjecture
what this adroit movement on the part of the pick-pocket ultimately
led to; nor will he fail to recognize in the following limning a
portrait of more than one character of these times. Mr. GLIBLY is
entertaining Mr. TREVOR with a running commentary upon some of the
prominent personages who enter the theatre:
'THERE,' said he pointing, is a Mr. MIGRATE; a famous clerical
character, and as strange an original as any this metropolis
affords. He is not entitled to make a figure in the world either
by his riches, rank, or understanding; but with an effrontery
peculiar to himself he will knock at any man's door, though
a perfect stranger, ask him questions, give him advice, and
tell him he will call again to give him more on the first
opportunity. By this means he is acquainted with every body,
but knows nobody; is always talking, yet never says any thing;
is perpetually putting some absurd interrogation, but before
it is possible he should understand the answer, puts another.
His desire to be informed torments himself and every man of his
acquaintance, which is almost every man he meets: yet, though he
lives inquiring, he will die consummately ignorant. His brain
is a kind of rag shop, receiving and returning nothing but
rubbish. It is as difficult to affront as to get rid of him: and
though you fairly bid him begone to-day, he will knock at your
door, march into your house, and if possible keep you answering
his unconnected, fifty times answered queries to-morrow. He is
the friend and the enemy of all theories and of all parties:
and tortures you to decide for him which he ought to choose.
As far as he can be said to have opinions, they are crude and
contradictory in the extreme; so that in the same breath he
will defend and oppose the same system. With all this confusion
of intellect, there is no man so wise but he will prescribe to
him how he ought to act. He has been a great traveller, and
continually abuses his own countrymen for not adopting the
manners and policy of other nations. He pretends to be the
universal friend of man, a philanthropist on the largest scale,
yet is so selfish that he would willingly see the world perish,
if he could but secure paradise to himself. This is the only
consistent trait in his character. In the same sentence, he
frequently joins the most fulsome flattery and some insidious
question, that asks the person whom he addresses if he do not
confess himself to be both knave and fool. Delicacy of sentiment
is one of his pretensions, though his tongue is licentious,
his language coarse, and he is occasionally seized with fits
of the most vulgar abuse. He declaims against dissimulation,
yet will smilingly accost the man whom----'Ha! MIGRATE! How do
you do? Give me leave to introduce you to Mr. TREVOR, a friend
of mine, a gentleman and a scholar; just come from Oxford.
Your range of knowledge and universal intimacy with men and
things, may be useful to him; and his erudite acquisitions, and
philosophical research, will be highly gratifying to an inquirer
like you. An intercourse between you must be mutually pleasing
and beneficial, and I am happy to bring you acquainted.' This,
addressed to the man whom he had been satirizing so unsparingly,
was inconceivable! The unabashed facility with which he veered
from calumny to compliment, and that too after he had accused
the man whom he accosted of dissimulation, struck me dumb. I
had perhaps seen something like it before, but nothing half so
perfect in its kind. It doubly increased my stock of knowledge;
it afforded a new instance of what the world is, and a new
incitement to ask how it became so?'
A single passage more, which will have especial interest for the
correspondent to whom we are indebted for the capital sketch of
'_Love-Making in Boarding-Houses_,' must close our excerpts. A
maiden of an uncertain age is making a 'dead set' at our hero:
'SHE was sure I must find myself a great favorite; I was a
favorite with every body; and, for her part, she did not wonder
at it. 'Not but it is a great pity,' added she, aside, 'that you
are such a rake, Mr. TREVOR.' This repeated charge very justly
alarmed my morality, and I very seriously began a refutation.
But in vain. 'I might say what I would; she could see very
plainly I was a prodigious rake, and nothing could convince her
to the contrary. Though she had heard that your greatest rakes
make the best husbands. Perhaps it might be true, but she did
not think she could be persuaded to make the venture. She did
not know what might happen, to be sure; though she really did
not think she could. She could not conceive how it was, but
some how or another she always found something agreeable about
rakes. It was a great pity they should be rakes, but she verily
believed the women loved them, and encouraged them in their
seducing arts. For her part, she would keep her fingers out of
the fire as long as she could: but, if it were her destiny to
love a rake, what could she do? Nobody could help being in love,
and it would be very hard indeed to call what one cannot help, a
crime.'
WE must commend the cogent arguments in favor of national theft,
contained in the article on '_International Copy-right_' in
preceding pages, to the attention of the reader. It strikes us
as one of the most tenable positions yet taken by the opponents
of an exceedingly 'impolitic' literary measure. By the by; a new
'_American Copy-right Club_' has been recently established, with
WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT and GULIAN C. VERPLANCK, Esquires, for its
president and vice-president; and for its secretaries and executive
committee, several of the most prominent advocates of the proposed
law to be found in our midst; including, we are glad to perceive,
Mr. PUFFER HOPKINS MATHEWS, who has labored more abundantly than
they all in the good cause, but with little success hitherto, we
regret to be obliged to add. His metropolitan lecture last winter
could scarcely have realized his own expectations; though it was not
difficult to meet those of the public. A friend of ours who repaired
early to the Tabernacle, with a ticket bearing a number above twelve
hundred, found not three-score auditors in that capacious edifice.
It is equally certain, that the following 'unkindest cut of all' at
Mr. MATHEWS'S international copy-right _essays_, which reaches us
in the last number of the '_Dublin University Magazine_,' embodies
the opinion generally entertained of those efforts on this side the
Atlantic: 'While on the subject of America, we would wish to add
a line of a certain CORNELIUS MATHEWS, who writes pamphlets and
delivers lectures in New-York, on the subject of an international
copy-right law. Such is the complex involution of his style; such
the headlong impetuosity with which tropes, figures, and metaphors
run down, jostle, and overturn each other, that we have puzzled
ourselves in vain to detect his meaning or the gist of his argument.
Giants, elephants, '_tiger-mothers_,' and curricles; angels,
frigates, baronial castles, and fish-ponds, 'dance through his
writings in all the mazes of metaphorical confusion;' and however
desirous we may feel that a law of copy-right might protect British
authors from American piracy, yet as one of the craft we boldly
say: '_Non defensoribus istis! non tali auxilio!_' Let the question
be put forward manfully and intelligibly; let it not be a piece of
Indian jugglery, performed by CORNELIUS MATHEWS, but the plain and
simple acknowledgement that literary property is property, and as
such has its rights, sacred and inviolable.' We have quoted this
passage for the purpose of showing that our own opinion of Mr.
MATHEWS'S rambling thoughts and disjointed style finds abundant
confirmation wherever his 'writings' are forced into temporary
notice. * * * 'SERVED you right!' Carelessness like your's deserved
just such a result. You'll not be guilty of a similar act of folly
very soon, ''tan't likely:'
I AM down in the mouth, I am out at the pockets!
Ah, me! I've no pockets at all;
And all I have left, is a braid and a locket;
That's all!
It was rather solemn; quite touching, alas!
As she got on a stool to be higher,
I acted, no doubt, the entire jack-ass--
Yes, entire!
Arms and lips came together, and staid, as I reckon,
With as much as you please of a linger,
Till a finger was seen at the window to beckon,
A finger!
We'd forgotten the shutters!--the world was forgot,
Till we saw that sign, from her father,
Which was rather a poser, just then, was it not?
'Twas, rather!
He knew I was ruined--all gone to smash!
And he was a man of that stamp,
Would call you a scamp if you hadn't the cash--
Ay, a scamp!
His bonds and investments--not in such brains
As a poet makes up into verses;
His remarks--upon never so beautiful strains,
Were curses!
I called the next day, but the stool was removed,
And the delicate foot, with a twirl,
Walked off somewhere with the girl that I loved--
The girl!
Hang her! hang him! hang the whole planet!
The stars!--they do hang--well, hang every body,
And hang me, if I ain't a noddy --d ----n it!
A noddy!
'THE blank-verse _halts_ for it' in the lines entitled '_Mournful
Memories_.' Beside, the tendency of the sentiment is not, we think,
a useful one. Were all the dangers or ills of life to present
themselves to the imagination in a body, drawn up in battle array,
the prospect would indeed be dreadful; but coming individually,
they are far less formidable, and successively as they occur
are conquered. Foreboded, their aspect is terrific; but seen in
retrospect, they frequently excite present satisfaction and future
fortitude. 'It is with human life as with the phases of nature,
whose regular course is calm and orderly; tempests and troubles
being but lapses from the accustomed sobriety with which Providence
works out the destined end of all things.' * * * MUCH is said of
the 'freedom' or 'licentiousness' of our public press; but we are
far behind the press of London in this regard. Look for example
at the comments in some of the London journals upon the recent
marriage of the Hereditary Duke of Mecklenburg, a 'royal pensioner,'
with the Princess AUGUSTA of Cambridge. The produce of his dukedom
is described by the '_Charivari_' as consisting of 'nothing in
particular; its revenue purely nominal.' The wedding is turned
into the broadest ridicule. The Duke had an audience of himself in
the morning in the glass of his dressing-case; his 'master of the
wardrobe, who was also comptroller of the leather portmanteau and
groom of the hat-box,' being the only person in attendance. 'He wore
the _white seam_ of the German order of princes, and was looking
remarkably well--as all the annuitants of England contrive generally
to look.' The ceremony was performed in the usual style of royalty.
And when the prelate who performed the office came to the words
'With all my worldly goods I thee endow,' the Duke of Cambridge,
who always thinks out loud, kept up a running accompaniment: 'Well,
that's capital! worldly goods, indeed! I should like to see some
of 'em!' and other pleasant observations; all which were taken to
be a gush of fervent ejaculations from the father of the bride,
invoking the happiness of the newly-married couple. The happy pair
set out for Kew, to which place the Duke's Lord of the Luggage had
already conveyed his carpet-bag! The _trousseau_ of the Princess
had been laid out at Cambridge House for the inspection of the
bride's friends; 'but the illustrious bridegroom, with more modesty,
laid out _his_ trousseau on the bed in his private apartment,
previous to packing.' Various articles are enumerated; among the
rest, 'a splendid uniform for state occasions, consisting of the
superb coat of an officer of the Blues, with Grenadier trowsers
and a Lifeguards-man's helmet;' 'twelve false collars; nine pairs
of cotton socks; two stocks, with long ends,' etc., etc. Such an
invasion of aristocratic privacy may be termed 'licentiousness of
the press' with as much truth, we conceive, as any of the gossipry
of the American newspapers. * * * IN looking lately over the
'_Souvenirs Historiques_' of NAPOLEON and MARIA LOUISA, by the Baron
MENEVAL, his 'ancient secretary,' we were forcibly impressed with a
passage which depicts the love of the Great Captain for his infant
son. The child was brought every morning to his apartment:
'YES: that cabinet, which saw the origin of so many mighty
plans, so many vast and generous schemes of administration,
was also witness to the effusions of a father's tenderness.
How often have I seen the emperor keeping his son by him as if
he were impatient to teach him the art of governing! Whether,
seated by the chimney on his favorite sofa, he was engaged in
reading an important document, or whether he went to his bureau
to sign a despatch, every word of which required to be weighed,
his son, seated on his knees, or pressed to his breast, was
never a moment away from him. Sometimes, throwing aside the
thoughts which occupied his mind, he would lie down on floor
beside his beloved boy, playing with him like another child,
attentive to every thing that could please or amuse him. The
emperor had a sort of apparatus for trying military manoeuvres:
it consisted of plates of wood fashioned to represent
battalions, regiments, and divisions. When he wanted to try
some new combinations of troops, or some new evolution, he used
to arrange these pieces on the carpet. While he was seriously
occupied with the disposition of these pieces, working out some
skilful manoeuvre which might ensure the success of a battle,
the child, lying at his side, would often overthrow his troops,
and put into confusion his order of battle, perhaps at the most
critical moment. But the emperor would recommence arranging his
men with the utmost good humor.'
How different the scene with these mimic troops, from that presented
by his human legions! No long columns of smoke streamed up from
_their_ line of march, indicating burning villages and fields
trampled in the dust; no explosions of artillery; no thundering of
cavalry; no steel clanging with steel in the desperate conflict of
life for life; no smoke, nor darkness, nor infernal din; no groans
of the dying; no piercing shouts, revealing the last fierce efforts
of human nature, wrought up to the infuriated recklessness of
revenge and despair. None of these! Not greater was the difference
between that infant and his sire! Yet it _is_ a pleasant feature
in the character of NAPOLEON, his love of children. 'He entered,'
says Miss BALCOMBE, who knew him so intimately at St. Helena, 'into
all the feelings of young people, and when with them was a mere
child, and a most amusing one. I think his love of children, and
the delight he felt in their society; and that too at the most
calamitous period of his life, when a cold and unattachable nature
would have been abandoned to the indulgence of selfish misery; in
itself speaks volumes for his goodness of heart.' * * * AH! yes;
we understand your insinuation, dear Sir, and 'possibly _may_ wish
that we had let you alone.' And yet, here is your letter before
us, _requesting_ 'an opinion of the merits of your piece, in the
entertaining gossip of the Editor's Table!' How does _that_ read?
Our correspondent, if his ability were equal to his inclination,
would doubtless make us feel the truth of this scrap of advice
from one who was a judge of human nature: 'Let no man despise the
opinion of _blockheads_. In every society they form the majority,
and are generally the most powerful and influential. Laugh not at
their laborious disquisitions on the weather, and their wonderful
discoveries of things which every one knows. If you offend a
fool, you turn the whole muddy port of his composition into
rancid vinegar, and not all the efforts you can make will abate
its sourness.' One word here to correspondents generally. We have
no pleasure in rejecting a communication, privately or publicly.
Often have we sat, with a 'dubious' paper in hand, hesitating
for an hour whether to 'print or burn;' thinking of the fervent
wishes of the writer, and the labor that he had bestowed upon his
production. Every part, every period, had perhaps been considered
and re-considered, with unremitting anxiety. He had revised,
corrected, expunged, again produced and again erased, with endless
iteration. Points and commas themselves perhaps had been settled
with repeated and jealous solicitude. All this may be, and yet one's
article be indifferent, or unsuited to our pages. Give us credit for
candor, gentlemen, as well as for plain-speaking * * * HERE are two
clever epigrams; the first from a contributor to whom the reader
has heretofore been indebted for several caustic _tersities_ in its
kind; the second from a friend who does not 'confess the cape' of
authorship:
'WHY is a belle, attired for public gaze,
Like to a ship? She 'goes about' in stays.'
We can enlighten the ignorance of our Port-Chester friend. Ladies in
this meridian eschew 'stays,' as he calls them. They are _passée_,
out of date, 'things that were.' 'Hence we view the gr-e-ät
necessity there is' of being _au fait_ to the latest fashion. The
ensuing purports to have been written on a '_Yankee Belle_.' 'Guess
_not_,' though; 'tisn't the way of Yankee belles:
'SHE'S dressed so neatly for the ball,
In truth, she's scarcely dressed at all;
A fact to Yankees quite distressing,
It leaves so little room for guessing!'
'Oh! go 'long, you p'ison critter, you! What d'you mean?' * * *
WE should have published the lines entitled '_What is our Life?_'
but for some _forty lines_, the thoughts of which are 'conveyed'
entire from CARLYLE. Looking down upon the wilderness of London,
the thoughtful TEUFELSDRÖCKH exclaims: 'There in that old city
was a live ember of culinary fire put down, say only two thousand
years ago; and there, burning more or less triumphantly, with such
fuel as the region yielded, it has burnt, and still burns, and
thou thyself seest the very smoke thereof. _Ah! and the far more
mysterious live ember of Vital Fire was then also put down there,
and still miraculously burns and spreads._' * * * THE DRAMA is once
more in the ascendant. The PARK THEATRE, our 'Old Drury,' is a
personification of 'The Deformed Transformed.' Externally, it has
assumed the aspect of a fine granite temple, in the Doric style of
architecture, with a noble statue of SHAKSPEARE lording it over
the pile; while internally, from pit to ceiling; boxes, walls,
proscenium, stage; _every thing_, in short, is new and beautiful.
Mr. BARRY deserves the highest praise for the good taste, the
liberality, and the untiring industry which he has brought to bear
upon our favorite place of theatrical resort. The house opened with
WALLACK; WALLACK, that 'love of a man,' who can never grow old,
and who has lost no whit of his power to delight his auditors. He
opened in his inimitable 'Rolla' and 'Dashall,' to a house crowded
from proscenium to dome with the élite of the metropolis; and he
has since gone through his round of characters, including that
most touching of modern plays, '_The Rent-Day_,' with undiminished
popularity. _Apropos_ of this latter play: a good story is told
of its first production in London. The celebrated FARREN declined
a part in it; remarking, that if the piece ran beyond a single
night, he would eat an old hat for every time it was played. The
play rose to immediate and almost unprecedented popularity. On
arriving at the theatre one evening, Mr. FARREN was informed by
the call-boy that Mr. WALLACK had left something on a side-table
for him, covered with a large white sheet. 'Hum!' grunted FARREN,
'what is it?' The boy lifted the covering; and behold, ranged in
the most exact order, were thirty-six of the dirtiest, shabbiest,
'shocking bad hats' in London! FARREN started, and turned angrily
to the lad. 'Please, Sir,' said the boy, 'Mr. WALLACK says as how
you said, when you refused the part of _Crumbs_ in 'The Rent-Day,'
that if the piece ran beyond a single night, you would eat an old
hat; so as it has now been played thirty-seven times, he thinks it
right to give you something to eat, afore the meal becomes too large
for your digestion!' FARREN said it 'was all right--and left.' *
* * WELL pleased are we to remark the opening of Messrs. COUDERT
AND PORTER's English and Classical Lyceum, at Number ninety-five
Eighth-street, near Tompkins's-Square. The principals have no
superiors; their assistants are of their careful selection, and have
their approval. On _these_ points, therefore, 'enough said.' The
situation is delightful, and the terms consistent with the times.
Let these gentlemen be _patronized_. Ah! that is not the term; but
we have no good synonyme for it. We have always detested the word;
and especially since we encountered Dr. JOHNSON's comment upon it,
in a letter to Lord CHESTERFIELD, soon after finishing his immortal
Dictionary: 'I entertain, Sir, a very strong prejudice against
relying on patrons. Seven years, my Lord, have now passed since I
waited in your outward rooms, or was repulsed from your door; during
which time I have been pushing on my work, through difficulties of
which it is useless to complain, and have brought it at last to
the verge of publication, without one act of assistance, one word
of encouragement, or one smile of favor. Such treatment I did not
expect, for I never had a patron before.' * * * OUR friend who
writes us from Florence (his excellent article is filed for our
next) is quite right in his ideas of '_Letters of Introduction_.'
There is much and exaggerated abuse of this courtesy, emanating
from this country. His own case, we can assure him, is by no means
a solitary one. We like the frank reply given by a distinguished
American to a young, conceited whipster, who sought, through the
claims of his father's friendship, to obtain letters to persons of
distinction abroad: 'I want,' said he, 'to get letters to SCOTT, to
MOORE, to SOUTHEY, and to JEFFREY. Father would like to have me see
them.' 'So should _I_,' replied the expected donor, 'but I don't
wish _them_ to see _you_. If _that_ objection could be removed,
perhaps your wish might be gratified.' It 'was stated at the time'
that our young gentleman 'left the presence.' * * * WE are struck
with this remark of Count ROSTOPTCHIN, in his sententious memoirs,
in preceding pages: 'I had an involuntary veneration for the sun,
and his setting always made me sad.' How often, with kindred
emotion, have we stood and gazed at sunset-clouds, with one who now
sleeps in his early grave! Saying little, but thinking much, and
feeling more; and as the day-god sank below the horizon, reflecting
upon the period when all the living world that saw him then, should
roll in unconscious dust around him. Oh! the mystery of nature!--the
mystery of life!... '_The Puritans_ vs. _The Quakers_' is _at_
hand and _on_ hand, and _will be_ for some time, we cal'late.
Couldn't 'approve' the sentiments of our Plymouth correspondent,
'any way 'at he can fix it.' We segregate a joke, however, which
is worth pickling. 'Why are the Quakers always well-to-do in the
world?' asks a Friend of one of the 'world's people.' 'They are
chargeable to no man, and yet are always thrifty.' ''Zactly!' was
the rejoinder; 'and I'll tell you _why_. The Quakers _are_ rich,
that's sartain; and the way of it at first was this: When our
SAVIOUR was took up onto the top of an exceeding high mounting,
the OLD GENTLEMAN offered him all the riches of the world, if
he'd fall down and worship him. 'Twouldn't do: the SAVIOUR said
'No;' but a Quaker who was standing by, took the OLD KNICK up:
'Friend BEELZEBUB,' says he, 'I'll take thy offer!' He did so;
and there's been no scursity of money among your folks sence that
time!' * * * 'HONORS are easy' with sundry of our correspondents.
We perceive that, among others, the '_Mail-Robber_' was elected a
member of the Phi Beta Kappa Society of Cambridge University, at
the late 'commencement' of that institution. 'Served him right;'
he _deserved_ it. We have 'known things of him' that would have
brought this visitation upon him before, had we chosen to mention
them. 'Justice, though slow, always overtakes,' etc. The proverb is
something musty. * * * WE must be permitted to doubt whether
'_bally-ragging_,' as poor POWER used to term scolding, is the
'eftest way' for our New-Haven friend, to whose favor we recently
alluded. 'Many men of many minds.' A spoonful of molasses will catch
more flies than a quart of vinegar; and 'an inch of laugh is worth
an ell of moan, in any state of the market.' 'The vices of the
times, the vices of society, the vices of literature, require rigid
scrutiny and fearless censors.' Very likely; therefore 'Pay away
at them!' say we; but excuse us from monopolizing our pages with
gloom, groutiness, and grumbling. * * * WE have omitted to notice
the superb annual engraving for the subscribers of the '_Apollo
Association_,' recently put forth by that popular institution. The
subject is VANDERLYN's celebrated picture of 'CAIUS MARIUS on the
ruins of Carthage.' The engraving is in line, by S. A. SCHOFF, a
native artist, and forms one of the finest specimens of art in
its kind ever produced in this country. * * * Mr. PRENTICE, the
well-known Louisville Journalist, is 'down upon' a 'gentleman of
some smartness who rejoices in the euphonious name of POE,' (a
correspondent of ours spells it 'Poh!') for terming CARLYLE, in
one of his thousand-and-one MAC-GRAWLER critiques, 'an ass.' The
Kentucky poet and politician thus rejoins: 'We have no more doubt
that Mr. EDGAR A. POE is a very good judge of an ass, than we have
that he is a very poor judge of such a man as THOMAS CARLYLE. He has
no sympathies with the great and wonderful operations of CARLYLE's
mind, and is therefore unable to appreciate him. A blind man can
describe a rainbow as accurately as Mr. POE can CARLYLE's mind.
What Mr. POE lacks in Carlyleism he makes up in jackassism.
It is very likely that Mr. CARLYLE's disciples are as poor judges
of an ass as Mr. POE is of CARLYLE. Let them not abuse each other,
or strive to overcome obstacles which are utterly irremovable.
That Mr. POE has all the native tendencies necessary to qualify
him to be a judge of asses, he has given repeated evidences to the
public.' 'Nervous, but inelegant!' as Mr. ASPEN remarks in 'The
Nervous Man.' * * * CAN any native citizen of '_The Empire State_'
peruse the forceful paper under this title, in preceding pages,
without a feeling of natural and just pride? For ourselves, born,
bred, and educated upon the soil of New-York, we cannot read it
without a thrill of gratification, that our 'lines have been cast
in pleasant places,' and that we have so 'goodly an heritage.' * *
* WE do not know when we have been more 'horrified' than on reading
the following in a London journal: 'Two natives of the cannibal
islands of Marquesas have been carried to France. The story runs,
that on the voyage one of their fellow-passengers asked them which
they liked best, the French or the English? 'The English!' answered
the man, smacking his lips; 'they are the _fattest_.' 'And a great
deal more _tender_,' chimed in the woman, with a grin that exhibited
two rows of pointed teeth as sharp as a crocodile's!' * * * '_The
Exile's Song_,' with the note which accompanied it, came too late
for insertion in the present number. It will appear in our next. *
* * THE story of '_The Tobacco-Quid_' is as old as the seven hills.
What a silly thing it is, to give new names and a new _locale_ to
an 'ancient MILLER,' and at the same time vouch for its entire
authenticity and originality! 'O git eöut!' * * * READER, did you
ever see a small puppy bark at an elephant in a menagerie, whereat
the dignified beast didn't even deign to flap his leather-apron
ears? Did you ever see a stump-tailed ape sporting a Roman toga? And
have you seen the 'Annihilation of DANIEL WEBSTER' by CRAZY NEAL, in
a recent newspaper piece of his? Mr. NEAL thinks the great orator
and statesman a _humbug_! He is a judge of the article. * * * IF the
'_Stanzas to Mary_' are a 'little after the style of WORDSWORTH,' we
can only say that the WORDSWORTH school is not a grammar-school:
----'Upon my brow
Glooms gathers fast and thick,'
is not unlike 'Cats eats mice,' or 'Shads is come!' * * * SEVERAL
communications, among them 'Chronicles of the Past,' Number Two;
'Evening Hymn;' 'The Deity,' etc., will receive attention in our
next.
* * * * *
THOMSON'S ABRIDGEMENT OF DAY'S ALGEBRA FOR THE USE OF
SCHOOLS.--DAY's Algebra has sustained a high reputation during
a period of fourteen years; a fact sufficiently evinced by the
sale of more than forty large editions. In appropriateness of
arrangement, perspicuity of expression, and adaptation to the
purposes of instruction, whether public or private, it stands, we
believe, unrivalled. The highest praise which can be bestowed on a
school-book is, that 'it is its own teacher.' By commencing with
points so simple that any child of ordinary ability can comprehend
them, and advancing step by step, removing every obstacle when it
first presents itself, and conducting the student gradually into the
more intricate parts of the science, the author makes him master
of the subject while he is yet scarcely aware of its difficulties.
The exactness of definition and clearness of illustration which
characterize Mr. THOMSON's 'Abridgement' together with the exclusion
of the answers to the problems, (a course indispensable to an
independent scholar,) are especially commendable. The method also
of completing the square by multiplying the equation by four times
the coëfficient of the higher power of the unknown quantity, and
adding to both members the square of the coëfficient of the lower
power, avoids the introduction of fractional terms, and strikes
us as an improvement. The most weighty objection to DAY's Algebra
has been its paucity of examples. This defect is remedied in the
'Abridgement,' the number of examples being nearly twice as great as
in the original work.
LITERARY RECORD.
'PRAYERS FOR THE USE OF FAMILIES.'--Here is a volume of some three
hundred pages, containing upward of seventy prayers, designed to
meet all conditions of mankind, and all the wants of humanity. The
author, Rev. WILLIAM JAY, of England, has aimed to be very plain
and simple in his diction, since prayer admits of no brilliance,
and rejects studied ornament. He has not substituted finery for
elegance, nor the affectation of art for the eloquence of feeling;
but has wisely avoided a strained, inflated style, unintelligible to
the ignorant, lamented by the pious, and contemned by the wise. This
is as it should be. It is remarkable that in the Bible no prayer
is recorded, in which the figure employed is not as familiar as
the literal expression. An appendix is added, containing a number
of select and original prayers for particular occasions; short
addresses, applicable to certain events and circumstances, and which
the reader may insert in their proper place in the main prayer, or
use at the end of it. A work like this, from a competent pen, may
supply with many families an important desideratum. The volume is
published by Mr. M. W. DODD, Brick Church Chapel, opposite the Park.
'THE WYANDOTTE, OR THE HUTTED KNOLL,' is the title of Mr. COOPER's
last work, recently published by Messrs. LEA AND BLANCHARD,
Philadelphia, in two well-executed volumes in the pamphlet-form.
It embodies legends of the sufferings of isolated families during
the troubled scenes of colonial warfare, which are distinctive in
many of their leading facts, if not rigidly true in the details.
We gather from the prefatory remarks of the author, that in these
volumes he has 'aimed at sketching several distinct varieties
of the human race, as true to the governing impulses of their
educations, habits, modes of thinking, and natures.' How this aim
has been accomplished, we are quite unable to say. We trust however
that the friend who transported the work from our table into the
country, will at least repay us for the gratification of which he
has deprived us, by returning it when he is through with it, that we
may be ourselves enlightened, and enabled to enlighten our readers,
concerning the character of the work.
THOMPSON'S HISTORY OF LONG-ISLAND.--A second edition--revised and
greatly enlarged, and included in two handsome volumes--has just
appeared, of Mr. B. F. THOMPSON's history of Long-Island, from its
discovery and settlement to the present time. The work embodies
many interesting and important matters, connected with the first
settlement of our country and its colonial and revolutionary
history; and includes notices of numerous individuals and families,
and a particular account of different churches and ministers.
In short, the indefatigable author has availed himself of every
source of authentic and valuable information which could add to
the interest or usefulness of his work; which we should not omit
to mention embraces two large and well-executed maps, and is
illustrated by numerous lithographic engravings of edifices and
other objects of interest on the island; and including the author's
'counterfeit presentment.' Messrs. GOULD, BANKS AND COMPANY are the
publishers.
'THE KAREN APOSTLE.'--Messrs. GOULD, KENDALL, AND LINCOLN, Boston,
have issued in a handsome little volume, 'The Karen Apostle, or
Memoir of KO-THAH-BYU, the first Karen convert; with Notices
concerning his Nation. By Rev. FRANCIS MASON, Missionary to the
Karens.' The first American edition is revised by Prof. H. J.
RIPLEY, of Newton (Mass.) Theological Seminary. The work is 'sent
forth in the hope that the interest which has been felt in behalf
of the Karens may be deepened, and that the cause of missions to
the heathen in general may be promoted by the striking proof of the
power of the gospel exhibited in its pages.' The work is illustrated
by maps, in part from manuscript, and by one or two well-executed
engravings on wood. The specimens of Karen literature appended to
the volume do not afford a very exalted idea of the writings of
that sect; nevertheless, they possess a certain interest in the
connection which they sustain in the volume.
NEW MUSIC.--We have before us, from the extensive and popular
establishment of Messrs. JAMES L. HEWITT AND COMPANY, Broadway,
'Woodside Waltz,' by Miss MARION S. MCGREGOR; 'Grand Austerlitz
March and Quickstep, arranged as a Duet, for the Piano-forte,' by
GEORGE W. HEWITT; 'The Alpine Horn, a Tyrollean,' by JOHN H. HEWITT;
and 'Robin Buff, a Ballad,' the music by Mr. HENRY RUSSELL.
'WHEN THOU WERT TRUE.'--This is a very charming Song; the words
by F. W. THOMAS, Esq., the music by JOHN H. HEWITT, inscribed
to Mrs. ROBERT TYLER, and just published by JAMES L. HEWITT AND
COMPANY, Broadway. If the noble-looking portrait upon the title-page
represents Mrs. TYLER, she is justly entitled to the praises with
which the journals have teemed, touching the grace and beauty of her
person. The following are the words:
I.
When thou wert true, when thou wert true,
My heart did thy impression take,
As do the depths where skies are blue,
Of some wood-girt and quiet lake,
The image of the moon that gives
The calmness in whose light she lives.
II.
But when doubts came, my troubled breast
Was like that lake when winds do blow;
Her image there, though still impressed,
Beams brokenly in ebb and flow:
Until the storm obscures her sight,
And reigns the ebon-visaged Night.
III.
Again that changing moon shall shine,
When storms are o'er within the lake.
Which, like that wayward heart of thine,
Can any other image take:
Mine, graven like memorial-stone,
Is now a memory alone.
'ALHALLA, OR THE LORD OF TALADEGA: A TALE OF THE CREEK WAR.'--Thus
is entitled a narrative poem by HENRY ROWE COLCRAFT, better known as
HENRY R. SCHOOLCRAFT, Esq., an old correspondent of this Magazine.
The story turns upon the contests of the Muscogees, their exertions,
their discomfitures, and their final fall. It opens at a distant
northern point, within a short period after the close of the Creek
war, and occupies two days and nights in its action. Its style
is a union of the dramatic with the narrative and descriptive; a
conjunction well adapted to the character of the story and the
nature of its personages. There are appended to the main poem a few
selected miscellanies, among which we recognize three or four clever
effusions, originally given to the public in these pages. Messrs.
WILEY AND PUTNAM are the publishers.
'THE NEW PURCHASE.'--Our task for these departments of the
KNICKERBOCKER was completed, when we received from Messrs. APPLETON
AND COMPANY, a native novel, in two volumes, entitled 'The New
Purchase; or Seven and a half Years in the Far West.' By ROBERT
CARLTON, Esq. We have not found leisure to read one of its pages;
but if we may judge of its merits from the encomiums of two or three
of our contemporaries of the daily press, it should prove a work of
the most sterling attraction. To say that 'MARY CLAVERS' must 'look
to her laurels,' there being an equally gifted laborer in a kindred
field, strikes us as very high praise. We hope, but doubt, to find
_that_ precaution in any degree necessary.
'USURY: THE EVIL AND THE REMEDY.'--The pages of this department of
the KNICKERBOCKER were mainly in the hands of the printers, when
we received the newspaper folio entitled as above. We are left but
space therefore barely to state, that this essay on usury differs
entirely from the usual mode of treating that subject, in that it
does not rely on the _penalties_ for the repression of the evil, but
proposes to root out its existence by a practical, beneficent mode
of removing the temptations to, and occasions for, usury. It is for
sale at BURGESS AND STRINGER'S, corner of Ann-street and Broadway.'
NEW WORKS FROM THE AMERICAN PRESS.--We have before us several
excellent publications, which came too late for _notice_ in the
present number. Among them, we may mention three entertaining
volumes from the press of Messrs. LEA AND BLANCHARD, Philadelphia,
'_The Court of England_,' from 1688 to GEORGE the THIRD; '_Nature
and Revelation_,' or the Second Advent; the beautiful '_Illustrated
Prayer-Book_' serials of Mr. HEWET; and PEABODY'S _Dartmouth College
Address_. These publications, with others which we lack space even
to mention, will be adverted to in our November number.
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Transcriber's note:
Minor typographical and punctuation errors have been corrected
without note. Irregularities and inconsistencies in the text have
been retained as printed.
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