AN ANTICIPATION.

["If the husband's hours are reduced to six that gives the wife a

chance. The home and the children are as much his as hers. With

his enlarged leisure he will now be able to take a fair share in

home duties."

_Mrs. WILL CROOKS_.]

Jock Mackay was a lusty soul;

He earned his livelihood winning coal;

Black with grime, all huddled and bent,

A third of his life in the pit he spent;

A third he slept and a third he slacked

Training the whippet his fancy backed,

Or talking strikes with a fervent zest

In the bar of the neighbouring "Miners' Rest."

Jean Mackay was his wife; her day

Started or ever the dawn was grey;

She lit the fire, she shook the mats,

She frizzled the bacon and dressed the brats,

She darned and mended, she made the beds,

She combed the tugs in the tousled heads,

She knitted the socks, she washed and baked

Till every bone in her body ached;

She toiled and moiled in a non-stop fight

From six in the morning till ten at night.

But there dawned a day when Jock Mackay

Came home from the mine with a dancing eye

And a laugh in his heart, and he cried out, "Jean,

'Tis the grandest day that the warl' has seen!

The lads are a' cheerin' and rinnin' fey,

For the Government's gien us the sax-hour day."

Jean stopped scrubbing. "Is't true?" said she;

"I wish ye luck. But bide a wee.

Noo that the battle is owre an' done,

What will ye dae wi' the hours ye've won?"

"What will I dae wi' them? What I like.

I'll tak' a bit turn wi' my wee bit tyke,

Or call for a crack wi' the lads at the "Rest,"

And mebbe I micht tak' a drap, if pressed."

"That's a' vera weel, but bide a bit.

Ye work sax hours a day in your pit,

But I'd hae ye to bear in mind," said Jean,

"While ye work sax I work saxteen."

Jock scratched his head. "Ay, lass, that's sae.

Aweel, an' what would ye hae me dae?"

"Fair does," she answered; "it's only fair

That ye should be takin' your ain just share,

An' help me in keepin' the hame for a spell

In the extry hours that ye've got to yoursel',

Sae, while I'm scrubbin' the floor," she said,

"Ye micht be pittin' the bairns tae bed."

Jock laughed. "I doot there's somethin' in it;

I'll stairt on my duties this verra minute."

A week went by: Jock learnt to scrub,

He gave the bairns their Saturday tub,

He made the beds, he blacked the grates,

He washed up saucers and cups and plates,

He cleaned and polished, he boiled and baked

Till every bone in his body ached.

Around the neighbourhood rumour flew;

Soon every wife in the village knew

That Jock, when his spell in the pit was done,

Was cook, nurse, parlourmaid rolled into one;

And every wife she vowed that her man

Should be trained on the same super-excellent plan.

* * * * *

Behold these lusty miners all

Fettered fast in domestic thrall,

Scrubbing, rubbing, baking bread,

Busy with scissors and needle and thread,

Spreading the brats their bread and jam,

Trundling them out in the morning pram,

Washing their pinafores clean and white

And tucking them up in their cots at night.

* * * * *

Ask me not--for I cannot tell,

I can only guess--how the end befell:

A wifely word, an angry scowl,

A bit of a grumble, a bit of a growl,

A scolding here, a squabbling there,

And here the sound of an ugly swear,

A cry of despair from the sore opprest,

A secret call to the "Miners' Rest,"

A sudden revolt from the brooms and mats,

And a roar from a thousand throats--"Down brats!"

* * * * *

"What--striking again?" you cry, aghast.

Nay, friend, cheer up, for the worst is past;

A glint of blue may be seen through the grey--

_They are asking again for an eight-hour day_.

* * * * *

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, March 26, 1919 · 第 53 / 60 题