THE BARBER-SURGEON OF SABUGAL

So, leaving my two comrades to follow up and detect the true object of

Marmont's campaign, I headed south for Badajos. The roads were heavy,

the mountain torrents in flood, the only procurable horses and mules

such as by age or debility had escaped the strictest requisitioning.

Nevertheless, on the 4th of April I was able to present myself at

Lord Wellington's headquarters before Badajos, and that same evening

started northwards again with his particular instructions. I

understood (not, of course, by direct word of mouth) that disquieting

messages had poured in ahead of me from the allied commanders

scattered in the north, who reported Ciudad Rodrigo in imminent peril;

that my news brought great relief of mind; but that in any case our

army now stood committed to reduce Badajos before Soult came to its

relief. Our iron guns had worked fast and well, and already three

breaches on the eastern side of the town were nearly practicable.

Badajos once secured, Wellington would press northward again to teach

Marmont manners; but for the moment our weak troops opposing him must

even do the best they could to gain time and protect the magazines and

stores.

At six o'clock then in the evening of the 4th, on a fresh mount, I

turned my back on the doomed fortress, and crossing the Guadiana by

the horse ferry above Elvas, struck into the Alemtejo.

On the 6th I reached Castello Branco and found the position of the

Allies sufficiently serious. Victor Alten's German cavalry were in the

town--600 of them--having fallen back before Marmont without striking

a blow, and leaving the whole country four good marches from Rodrigo

exposed to the French marauders. They reported that Rodrigo itself had

fallen (which I knew to be false, and, as it turned out, Marmont had

left but one division to blockade the place); they spoke openly of a

further retreat upon Vilha Velha. But I regarded them not. They had

done mischief enough already by scampering southward and allowing

Marmont to push in between them and the weak militias on whom it now

depended to save Almeida with its battering train, Celorico and Pinhel

with their magazines, and even Ciudad Rodrigo itself; and while I

listened I tasted to myself the sarcastic compliments they were likely

to receive from Lord Wellington when he heard their tale.

Clearly there was no good to be done in Castello Branco, and the next

morning I pushed on. I had no intention of rejoining Captain McNeill;

for, as he had observed on parting--quoting some old Greek for his

authority--"three of us are not enough for an army, and for any other

purpose we are too many," and although pleased enough to have a

kinsman's company he had allowed me to see that he preferred to work

alone with José, who understood his methods, whereas mine (in spite

of his compliments) were unfamiliar and puzzling. I knew him to be

watching Marmont, and even speculated on the chances of our meeting,

but my own purpose was to strike the Coa, note the French force there

and its disposition, and so make with all serviceable news for the

north, where Generals Trant and Wilson with their Portuguese militia

were endeavouring to cover the magazines.

Travelling on mule-back now as a Portuguese drover out of work, I

dodged a couple of marauding parties below Penamacor, found Marmont in

force in Sabugal at the bend of the Coa, on the 9th reached Guarda, a

town on the top of a steep mountain, and there found General Trant in

position with about 6,000 raw militiamen. To him I presented myself

with my report--little of which was new to him except my reason for

believing Ciudad Rodrigo safe for the present; and this he heard with

real pleasure, chiefly because it confirmed his own belief and gave it

a good reason which it had hitherto lacked.

And here I must say a word on General Trant. He was a gallant soldier

and a clever one, but inclined (and here lay his weakness) to be on

occasion too clever by half. In fact, he had a leaning towards my own

line of business, and naturally it was just here that I found him out.

I am not denying that during the past fortnight his cleverness had

served him well. He had with a handful of untrained troops to do his

best for a group of small towns and magazines, each valuable and each

in itself impossible of defence. His one advantage was that he knew

his weakness and the enemy did not, and he had used this knowledge

with almost ludicrous success.

For an instance; immediately on discovering the true line of Marmont's

advance he had hurried to take up a position on the lower Coa, but had

been met on his march by an urgent message from Governor Le Mesurier

that Almeida was in danger and could not resist a resolute assault.

Without hesitation Trant turned and pushed hastily with one brigade to

the Cabeça Negro mountain behind the bridge of Almeida, and reached it

just as the French drew near, driving 200 Spaniards before them across

the plain. Trant, seeing that the enemy had no cavalry at hand, with

the utmost effrontery and quite as if he had an army behind him, threw

out a cloud of skirmishers beyond the bridge, dressed up a dozen

guides in scarlet coats to resemble British troopers, galloped with

these to the glacis of Almeida, spoke the governor, drew off a score

of invalid troopers from the hospital in the town, and at dusk made

his way back up the mountain, which in three hours he had covered with

sham bivouac fires.

These were scarcely lit when the governor, taking his cue, made a

determined sortie and drove back the French light troops, who in the

darkness had no sort of notion of the numbers attacking them. So

completely hoaxed, indeed, was their commander that he, who had come

with two divisions to take Almeida, and held it in the hollow of his

hand, decamped early next morning and marched away to report, the

fortress so strongly protected as to be unassailable.

Well this, as I say, showed talent. Artistically conceived as a _ruse

de guerre_, in effect it saved Almeida. But a success of the kind too

often tempts a man to try again and overshoot his mark. Now Marmont,

with all his defects of vanity, was no fool. He had a strong army

moderately well concentrated; he had, indeed, used it to little

purpose, but he was not likely, with his knowledge of the total force

available by the Allies in the north, to be seriously daunted or for

long by a game of mere impudence. In my opinion Trant, after brazening

him away from Almeida, should have thanked Heaven and walked humbly

for a while. To me even his occupation of Guarda smelt of dangerous

bravado, for Guarda is an eminently treacherous position, strong in

itself, and admirable for a force sufficient to hold the ridges behind

it, but capable of being turned on either hand, affording bad retreat,

and, therefore, to a small force as perilous as it is attractive. But

I was to find that Trant's enterprise reached farther yet.

To my description of Marmont's forces he listened (it seemed to me)

impatiently, asking few questions and checking off each statement with

"Yes, yes," or "Quite so." All the while his fingers were drumming on

the camp table, and I had no sooner come to an end than he began to

question me about the French marshal's headquarters in Sabugal. The

town itself and its position he knew as well as I did, perhaps better.

I had not entered it on my way, but kept to the left bank of the Coa.

I knew Marmont to be quartered there, but in what house or what part

of the town I was ignorant. "And what the deuce can it matter?" I

wondered.

"But could you not return and discover?" the general asked at length.

"Oh, as for that," I answered, "it's just as you choose to order."

"It's risky of course," said he.

"It's risky to be sure," I agreed; "but if the risk comes in the day's

work I take it I shall have been in tighter corners."

"Excuse me," he said with a sort of deprecatory smile, "but I was not

thinking of you; at least not altogether." And I saw by his face that

he held something in reserve and was in two minds about confiding it.

"I beg that you won't think of me," I said simply, for I have always

made it a rule to let a general speak for himself and ask no questions

which his words may not fairly cover. Outside of my own business (the

limits of which are well defined) I seek no responsibility, least of

all should I seek it in serving one whom I suspect of over-cleverness.

"Look here," he said at length, "the Duke of Ragusa is a fine figure

of a man."

"Notoriously," said I. "All Europe knows it, and he certainly knows it

himself."

"I have heard that his troops take him at his own valuation."

"Well," I answered, "he sits his horse gallantly; he has courage. At

present he is only beginning to make his mistakes; and soldiers, like

women, have a great idea of what a warrior ought to look like."

"In fact," said General Trant, "the loss of him would make an almighty

difference."

Now he had asked me to be seated and had poured me out a glass of wine

from his decanter. But at these words I leapt up suddenly, jolting the

table so that the glass danced and spilled half its contents.

"What the dickens is wrong?" asked the general, snatching a map out of

the way of the liquor. "Good Lord, man! You don't suppose I was asking

you to assassinate Marmont!"

"I beg your pardon," said I, recovering myself. "Of course not; but it

sounded--"

"Oh, did it?" He mopped the map with his pocket handkerchief and

looked at me as who should say "Guess again."

I cast about wildly. "This man cannot be wanting to kidnap him!"

thought I to myself.

"You tell me his divisions are scattered after supplies. I hear that

the bulk of his troops are in camp above Penamacor; that at the

outside he has in Sabugal under his hand but 5,000. Now Silveira

should be here in a couple of days; that will make us roughly 12,000."

"Ah!" said I, "a surprise?" He nodded. "Night?" He nodded again. "And

your cavalry?" I pursued.

"I could, perhaps, force General Bacellar to spare his squadron of

dragoons from Celorico. Come, what do you think of it?"

"I do as you order," said I, "and that I suppose is to return to

Sabugal and report the lie of the land. But since, general, you ask my

opinion, and speaking without local knowledge, I should say--"

"Yes?"

"Excuse me, but I will send you my opinion in four days' time." And I

rose to depart.

"Very good, but keep your seat. Drink another glass of wine."

"Sabugal is twenty miles off, and when I arrive I have yet to discover

how to get into it," I protested.

"That is just what am going to tell you."

"Ah," said I, "so you have already been making arrangements?"

He nodded while he poured out the wine. "You come opportunely, for I

was about to rely on a far less _rusé_ hand. The plan, which is my

own, I submit to your judgment, but I think you will allow some merit

in it."

Well, I was not well-disposed to approve of any plan of his. In truth

he had managed to offend me seriously. Had an English gentleman

committed my recent error of supposing him to hint at assassination,

General Trant (who can doubt it?) would have flamed out in wrath; but

me he had set right with a curt carelessness which said as plain as

words that the dishonouring suspicion no doubt came natural enough to

a Spaniard. He had entertained me with a familiarity which I had not

asked for, and which became insulting the moment he allowed me to

see that it came from cold condescension. I have known a dozen

combinations spoilt by English commanders who in this way have

combined extreme offensiveness with conscious affability; and I

have watched their allies--Spaniards and Portuguese of the first

nobility--raging inwardly, while ludicrously impotent to discover a

peg on which to hang their resentment.

I listened coldly, therefore, leaving the general's wine untasted and

ignoring his complimentary deference to my judgment. Yet the neatness

and originality of his scheme surprised me. He certainly had talent.

He had found (it seemed) an old vine-dresser at Bellomonte, whose

brother kept a small shop in Sabugal, where he shaved chins, sold

drugs, drew teeth, and on occasion practised a little bone-setting.

This barber-surgeon or apothecary had shut up his shop on the approach

of the French and escaped out of the town to his brother's roof. As a

matter of fact he would have been safer in Sabugal, for the excesses

of the French army were all committed by the marauding parties

scattered up and down the country-side and out of the reach of

discipline, whereas Marmont (to his credit) sternly discouraged

looting, paid the inhabitants fairly for what he took, and altogether

treated them with uncommon humanity.

It was likely enough, therefore, that the barber-surgeon's shop stood

as he had left it. And General Trant proposed no less than that

I should boldly enter the town, take down the shutters, and open

business, either personating the old man or (if I could persuade him

to return) going with him as his assistant. In either case the danger

of detection was more apparent than real, for so violently did the

Portuguese hate their invaders that scarcely an instance of treachery

occurred during the whole of this campaign. The chance of the

neighbours betraying me was small enough, at any rate, to justify the

risk, and I told the General promptly that I would take it.

Accordingly I left Guarda that night, and reaching Bellomonte a little

after daybreak, found the vine-dresser and presented Trant's letter.

He was on the point of starting for Sabugal, whither he had perforce

to carry a dozen skins of wine, and with some little trouble I

persuaded the old barber-surgeon to accompany us, bearing a petition

to Marmont to be allowed peaceable possession of his shop. We arrived

and were allowed to enter the town, where I assisted the vine-dresser

in handling the heavy wine skins, while his brother posted off to

headquarters and returned after an hour with the marshal's protection.

Armed with this, he led me off to the shop, found it undamaged, helped

me to take down the shutters, showed me his cupboards, tools, and

stock in trade, and answered my rudimentary questions in the art of

compounding drugs--in a twitter all the while to be gone. Nor did I

seek to delay him (for if my plans miscarried, Sabugal would assuredly

be no place for him). Late in the afternoon he left me and went off

in search of his brother, and I fell to stropping my razors with what

cheerfulness I could assume.

Before nightfall my neighbours on either hand had looked in and given

me good evening. They asked few questions when I told them I was

taking over old Diego's business for the time, and kept their

speculations to themselves. I lay down to sleep that night with a

lighter heart.

The adventure itself tickled my humour, though I had no opinion at

all of the design--Trant's design--which lay at the end of it. This,

however, did not damp my zeal in using eyes and ears; and on the third

afternoon, when the old vine-dresser rode over with more wine skins,

and dropped in to inquire about business and take home a pint of

rhubarb for the stomach-ache, I had the satisfaction of making up for

him, under the eyes of two soldiers waiting to be shaved, a packet

containing a compendious account of Marmont's dispositions with a

description of his headquarters. My report concluded with these

words:--

"_With regard to the enterprise on which I have had the honour to be

consulted I offer my opinion with humility. It is, however, a fixed

one. You will lose two divisions; and even a third, should you bring

it._"

On the whole I had weathered through these three days with eminent

success. The shaving I managed with something like credit (for a

Portuguese). My pharmaceutics had been (it was vain to deny) in the

highest degree empirical, but if my patients had not been cured they

even more certainly had not died--or at least their bodies had not

been found. What gravelled me was the phlebotomy. Somehow the chance

of being called upon to let blood had not occurred to me, and on the

second morning when a varicose sergeant of the line dropped into

my operating chair and demanded to have a vein opened, I bitterly

regretted that I had asked my employer neither where to insert the

lancet nor how to stop the bleeding. I eyed the brawn in the chair, so

full of animal life and rude health--no, strike at random I could not!

I took his arm and asked insinuatingly, "Now, where do you usually

have it done?" "Sometimes here, sometimes there," he answered. Joy! I

remembered a bottle of leeches on the shelf. I felt the man's pulse

and lifted his eyelids with trembling fingers. "In your state," said

I, "it would be a crime to bleed you. What you want is leeches." "You

think so?" he asked--"how many?" "Oh, half-a-dozen--to begin with."

In my sweating hurry I forgot (if I had ever known) that the bottle

contained but three. "No," said I, "we'll start with a couple and work

up by degrees." He took them on his palm and turned them over with a

stubby forefinger. "Funny little beasts!" said he and marched out of

the shop into the sunshine. To this day when recounting his Peninsular

exploits he omits his narrowest escape.

I can hardly describe the effect of this ridiculous adventure upon my

nerves. My heart sank whenever a plethoric customer entered the shop,

and I caught fright or snatched relief even from the weight of a

footfall or the size of a shadow in my doorway. A dozen times in

intervals of leisure I reached down the bottle from its shelf and

studied my one remaining leech. A horrible suspicion possessed me that

the little brute was dead. He remained at any rate completely torpid,

though I coaxed him almost in agony to show some sign of life.

Obviously the bottle contained nothing to nourish him; to offer him my

own blood would be to disable him for another patient. On the fourth

afternoon I went so far as to try him on the back of my hand. I waited

five minutes; he gave no sign. Then, startled by a footstep outside, I

popped him hurriedly back in his bottle.

A scraggy, hawk-nosed trooper of hussars entered and flung himself

into my chair demanding a shave. In my confusion I had lathered his

chin and set to work before giving his face any particular attention.

He had started a grumble at being overworked (he was just off duty and

smelt potently of the stable), but sat silent as men usually do at the

first scrape of the razor. On looking down I saw in a flash that this

was not the reason. He was one of the troopers whose odd jobs I had

done at the Posada del Rio in Huerta, an ill-conditioned Norman called

Michu--Pierre Michu. Since our meeting, with the help of a little

walnut juice, I had given myself a fine Portuguese complexion with

other small touches sufficient to deceive a cleverer man. But by

ill-luck (or to give it a true name, by careless folly) I had knotted

under my collar that morning a yellow-patterned handkerchief which I

had worn every day at the Posada del Rio, and as his eyes travelled

from this to my face I saw that the man recognised me.

There was no time for hesitating. If I kept silence, no doubt he would

do the same; but if I let him go, it would be to make straight for

headquarters with his tale. I scraped away for a second or two in dead

silence, and then holding my razor point I said, sharp and low, "I am

going to kill you."

He turned white as a sheet, opened his mouth, and I could feel him

gathering his muscles together to heave himself out of the chair; no

easy matter. I laid the flat of the razor against his flesh, and he

sank back helpless. My hand was over his mouth. "Yes, I shall have

plenty of time before they find you." A sound in his throat was the

only answer, something between a grunt and a sob. "To be sure" I went

on, "I bear you no grudge. But there is no other way, unless--"

"No, no," he gasped. "I promise. The grave shall not be more secret."

"Ah," said I, "but how am I to believe that?"

"Parole d'honneur."

"I must have even a little more than that." I made him swear by the

faith of a soldier and half-a-dozen other oaths which occurred to me

as likely to bind him if, lacking honour and religion, he might still

have room in his lean body for a little superstition. He took every

oath eagerly, and with a pensive frown I resumed my shaving. At the

first scrape he winced and tried to push me back.

"Indeed no," said I; "business is business," and I finished the job

methodically, relentlessly. It still consoles me to think upon what he

must have suffered.

When at length I let him up he forced an uneasy laugh. "Well, comrade,

you had the better of me I must say. Eh! but you're a clever one--and

at Huerta, eh?" He held out his hand. "No rancour though--a fair trick

of war, and I am not the man to bear a grudge for it. After all war's

war, as they say. Some use one weapon, some another. You know," he

went on confidentially, "it isn't as if you had learnt anything out

of me. In that case--well, of course, it would have made all the

difference."

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