CHAPTER VI.

THE CONFESSION.

But we have forgotten, meanwhile, that prostrate individual. Having

examined the wounds in his side, legs, head, and throat, the old hermit

(a skilful leech) knelt down by the side of the vanquished one and said,

“Sir Knight, it is my painful duty to state to you that you are in an

exceedingly dangerous condition, and will not probably survive.”

“Say you so, Sir Priest? then 'tis time I make my confession. Hearken

you, Priest, and you, Sir Knight, whoever you be.”

Sir Ludwig (who, much affected by the scene, had been tying his horse up

to a tree), lifted his visor and said, “Gottfried of Godesberg! I am the

friend of thy kinsman, Margrave Karl, whose happiness thou hast ruined;

I am the friend of his chaste and virtuous lady, whose fair fame thou

hast belied; I am the godfather of young Count Otto, whose heritage thou

wouldst have appropriated. Therefore I met thee in deadly fight, and

overcame thee, and have wellnigh finished thee. Speak on.”

“I have done all this,” said the dying man, “and here, in my last hour,

repent me. The Lady Theodora is a spotless lady; the youthful Otto

the true son of his father--Sir Hildebrandt is not his father, but his

UNCLE.”

“Gracious Buffo!” “Celestial Bugo!” here said the hermit and the Knight

of Hombourg simultaneously, clasping their hands.

“Yes, his uncle; but with the BAR-SINISTER in his scutcheon. Hence

he could never be acknowledged by the family; hence, too, the Lady

Theodora's spotless purity (though the young people had been brought up

together) could never be brought to own the relationship.”

“May I repeat your confession?” asked the hermit.

“With the greatest pleasure in life: carry my confession to the

Margrave, and pray him give me pardon. Were there--a notary-public

present,” slowly gasped the knight, the film of dissolution glazing

over his eyes, “I would ask--you--two--gentlemen to witness it. I would

gladly--sign the deposition--that is, if I could wr-wr-wr-wr-ite!” A

faint shuddering smile--a quiver, a gasp, a gurgle--the blood gushed

from his mouth in black volumes . . . .

“He will never sin more,” said the hermit, solemnly.

“May heaven assoilzie him!” said Sir Ludwig. “Hermit, he was a gallant

knight. He died with harness on his back and with truth on his lips:

Ludwig of Hombourg would ask no other death. . . . .”

An hour afterwards the principal servants at the Castle of Godesberg

were rather surprised to see the noble Lord Louis trot into the

court-yard of the castle, with a companion on the crupper of his saddle.

'Twas the venerable hermit of Rolandseck, who, for the sake of greater

celerity, had adopted this undignified conveyance, and whose appearance

and little dumpy legs might well create hilarity among the “pampered

menials” who are always found lounging about the houses of the great.

He skipped off the saddle with considerable lightness however; and Sir

Ludwig, taking the reverend man by the arm and frowning the jeering

servitors into awe, bade one of them lead him to the presence of his

Highness the Margrave.

“What has chanced?” said the inquisitive servitor. “The riderless

horse of Sir Gottfried was seen to gallop by the outer wall anon. The

Margrave's Grace has never quitted your lordship's chamber, and sits as

one distraught.”

“Hold thy prate, knave, and lead us on!” And so saying, the Knight and

his Reverence moved into the well-known apartment, where, according to

the servitor's description, the wretched Margrave sat like a stone.

Ludwig took one of the kind broken-hearted man's hands, the hermit

seized the other, and began (but on account of his great age, with a

prolixity which we shall not endeavor to imitate) to narrate the events

which we have already described. Let the dear reader fancy, while his

Reverence speaks, the glazed eyes of the Margrave gradually lighting up

with attention; the flush of joy which mantles in his countenance--the

start--the throb--the almost delirious outburst of hysteric exultation

with which, when the whole truth was made known, he clasped the two

messengers of glad tidings to his breast, with an energy that almost

choked the aged recluse! “Ride, ride this instant to the Margravine--say

I have wronged her, that it is all right, that she may come back--that

I forgive her--that I apologize if you will”--and a secretary forthwith

despatched a note to that effect, which was carried off by a fleet

messenger.

“Now write to the Superior of the monastery at Cologne, and bid him send

me back my boy, my darling, my Otto--my Otto of roses!” said the fond

father, making the first play upon words he had ever attempted in his

life. But what will not paternal love effect? The secretary (smiling

at the joke) wrote another letter, and another fleet messenger was

despatched on another horse.

“And now,” said Sir Ludwig, playfully, “let us to lunch. Holy hermit,

are you for a snack?”

The hermit could not say nay on an occasion so festive, and the three

gentles seated themselves to a plenteous repast; for which the remains

of the feast of yesterday offered, it need not be said, ample means.

“They will be home by dinner-time,” said the exulting father. “Ludwig!

reverend hermit! we will carry on till then.” And the cup passed gayly

round, and the laugh and jest circulated, while the three happy friends

sat confidentially awaiting the return of the Margravine and her son.

But alas! said we not rightly at the commencement of a former chapter,

that betwixt the lip and the raised wine-cup there is often many a

spill? that our hopes are high, and often, too often, vain? About three

hours after the departure of the first messenger, he returned, and with

an exceedingly long face knelt down and presented to the Margrave a

billet to the following effect:--

“CONVENT OF NONNENWERTH, Friday Afternoon.

“SIR--I have submitted too long to your ill-usage, and am disposed

to bear it no more. I will no longer be made the butt of your ribald

satire, and the object of your coarse abuse. Last week you threatened me

with your cane! On Tuesday last you threw a wine-decanter at me, which

hit the butler, it is true, but the intention was evident. This morning,

in the presence of all the servants, you called me by the most vile,

abominable name, which heaven forbid I should repeat! You dismissed me

from your house under a false accusation. You sent me to this odious

convent to be immured for life. Be it so! I will not come back, because,

forsooth; you relent. Anything is better than a residence with a wicked,

coarse, violent, intoxicated, brutal monster like yourself. I remain

here for ever and blush to be obliged to sign myself

“THEODORA VON GODESBERG.

“P.S.--I hope you do not intend to keep all my best gowns, jewels, and

wearing-apparel; and make no doubt you dismissed me from your house in

order to make way for some vile hussy, whose eyes I would like to tear

out. T. V. G.”

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