CHAPTER XXXVII.

THE GOOD CONDUCT PRIZE.

It was three years after. Sometimes three years makes a considerable

change in grown-ups. More often it leaves them pretty much where they

were. But with boys and girls the world begins all over again every

two years at most. So the terms went and came, and at each vacation,

instead of returning home, Hugh John went to London. For it so

happened that the year he had left for school the house of Windy

Standard was burned down almost to the ground, and Mr. Picton Smith

took advantage of the fact to build an entirely new mansion on a

somewhat higher site.

The first house might have been saved had the Bounding Brothers been

in the neighbourhood, or indeed any active and efficient helpers. But

the nearest engine was under the care of the Edam fire brigade, who

upon hearing of the conflagration, with great enthusiasm ran their

engine a quarter of a mile out of the town by hand. Then their ardour

suddenly giving out, they sat down and had an amicable smoke on the

roadside till the horse was brought to drag the apparatus the rest of

the distance.

But alas! the animal was too fat to be got between the shafts, so it

had to be sent back and a leaner horse forwarded. Meantime the house

of Windy Standard was blazing merrily, and when the Edam fire company

finally arrived, the ashes were still quite hot.

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So in this way it came about that it was three long years before Hugh

John again saw the hoary battlements of the ancient strength on the

castle island which he and his army had attacked so boldly. There were

great changes in the town itself. The railway had come to Edam, and

now steamed and snorted under the very walls of the Abbey. Chimneys

had multiplied, and the smoke columns were taller and denser. The

rubicund Provost had gone the way of all the earth, even of all

provosts! And the leading bailie, one Donnan, a butcher and army

contractor, sat with something less of dignity but equal efficiency in

his magisterial chair.

Hugh John from the station platform saw something of this with a sick

heart, but he was sure that out in the pure air and infinite quiet of

Windy Standard he would find all things the same. But a new and finer

house shone white upon the hill. Gardens flourished on unexpected

places with that appearance of having been recently planted,

frequently pulled up by the roots, looked at and put back, which

distinguishes all new gardens. Here and there white-painted vineries

and conservatories winked ostentatiously in the sun.

What a time Hugh John had been planning they would have! For months he

had thought of nothing but this. Toady Lion and he would do all over

again those famous deeds of daring he had done at the castle. Again

they would attack the island. Other secret passages would be

discovered. All would be as it had been--only nicer. And Cissy

Carter--more than everything else he had looked forward to meeting

Cissy. Prissy had seen her often, and even during the last week she

had written to Hugh John (Prissy always did like to write letters)

that Cissy Carter was just splendid--so much older and _so_ improved.

Cissy was now nearly seventeen, being (as before) a year and three

months older than Hugh John.

Now the distinguished military hero had not been much troubled with

sentiment during his school terms. Soldiers at the front never are. He

was fully occupied in doing his lessons fairly. He got on well with

"the fellows." He was anxious to keep up his end in the games. But,

for all that, during these years he had sacredly kept the half of the

crooked sixpence in his box, hidden in the end of a tie which he never

wore. Now, however, he had looked it out, and by dint of hammering

his imagination, he had managed to squeeze out an amount of feeling

which quite astonished himself.

He would be noble, generous, forbearing. He remembered how faithfully

Cissy had loved him, and how unresponsive he had been in the past. He

resolved that all would be very different now.

It was.

Then again he had brought back a record of some distinction from St.

Salvator's. He had won the school golf championship. He possessed also

a fine bat with an inscription on silver, telling how in the match

with St. Aiden's, a rival college of much pretension, he had made 100

not out, and taken eight wickets for sixty-nine.

Besides this presentation cricket bat Hugh John had brought home only

one other prize. This was a fitted dressing-bag of beautiful design,

with a whole armoury of wonderful silver-plated things inside. It was

known as the Good Conduct Prize, and was awarded every year, not by

the masters, but by the free votes of all the boys. Prissy was

enormously proud of this tribute paid to her brother by his

companions. The donor was an old gentleman whose favourite hobby was

the promotion of the finer manners of the ancient days, and the terms

of the remit on which the award must be made were, that it should be

given to the boy who, in the opinion of his fellow-students, was most

distinguished for consistent good manners and polite breeding, shown

both by his conduct to his superiors in school, and in association

with his equals in the playing fields.

At first Hugh John had taken no interest whatever in this award,

perhaps from a feeling that his own claims were somewhat slender--or

thinking that the prize would merely be some "old book or other." But

it happened that, in order to stimulate the school during the last lax

and sluggish days of the summer term, the head-master took out the

fittings of the dressing-bag, and set the stand containing them on his

desk in view of all.

There was a set of razors among them.

Instantly Hugh John's heart yearned with a mighty desire to obtain

that prize. How splendid it would be if he could appear at home before

Toady Lion and Cissy Carter with a moustache!

That night he considered the matter from all points of view--and felt

his muscles. In the morning he was down bright and early. He prowled

about the purlieus of the playground. At the back of the gymnasium he

met Ashwell Major.

"I say, Ashwell Major," he said, "about that Good Conduct Prize--who

are you going to vote for?"

"Well," replied Ashwell Major, "I haven't thought much--I suppose

Sammy Carter."

"Oh, humbug!" cried our hero; "see here, Sammy will get tons of prizes

anyway. What does he want with that one too?"

"Well," said the other, "let's give it to little Brown. Butter

wouldn't melt in his mouth. He's such a cake."

Hugh John felt that the time for moral suasion had come.

"Smell that!" he said, suddenly extending the clenched fist with which

a week before he had made "bran mash" of the bully of the school.

[Illustration: "SMELL THAT!"]

Reluctantly Ashwell Major's nostrils inhaled the bouquet of Hugh

John's knuckles. Ashwell Major seemed to have a dainty and

discriminating taste in perfumes, for he did not appear to relish this

one.

Then Ashwell Major said that now he was going to vote solidly for

Hugh John Smith. He had come to the conclusion that his manners were

quite exceptional.

And so as the day went on, did the candidate for the fitted

dressing-bag argue with the other boarders, waylaying them one by one

as they came out into the playground. The day-boys followed, and each

enjoyed the privilege of a smell at the fist of power.

* * * * *

"I rejoice to announce that the Good Conduct Prize has been awarded by

the unanimous vote of all the scholars of Saint Salvator's to Hugh

John Picton Smith of the fifth form. I am the more pleased with this

result, that I have never before known such complete and remarkable

unanimity of choice in the long and distinguished history of this

institution."

These were the memorable words of the headmaster on the great day of

the prize-giving. Whereupon our hero, going up to receive his

well-earned distinction, blushed modestly and becomingly; and was

gazed upon with wrapt wonder by the matrons and maids assembled, as

beyond controversy the model boy of the school. And such a burst of

cheering followed him to his seat as had never been heard within the

walls of St. Salvator's. For quite casually Hugh John had mentioned

that he would be on the look-out for any fellow that was a sneak and

didn't cheer like blazes.

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MORAL.--_There is no moral to this chapter._

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