CHAPTER XXXV.

PRISSY'S COMPROMISE.

After the turmoil and excitement of the notably adventurous days which

ended with the capture of the castle, the succeeding weeks dragged

strangely. The holidays were dwindling as quickly as the last grains

of sand in an hourglass, and there was an uneasy feeling in the air

that the end of old and the beginning of new things were alike at

hand.

Mr. Picton Smith returned from London the day after the great battle.

That afternoon he was closeted for a long time with Mr. Burnham, but

not even the venturesome Sir Toady Lion on his hands and knees, could

overhear what the two gentlemen had to say to each other. At all

events Mr. Smith did not this time attempt to force any confession

from the active combatants. His failure on a former occasion had been

complete enough, and he had no desire once more to confess himself

worsted by Hugh John's determination to abjure all that savoured even

remotely of the "dasht-mean."

But it is certain that the Smoutchy ringleaders were not further

punished, and Mr. Smith took no steps to enforce the interdict which

he had obtained against trespassers on the castle island.

For it was about this time that Prissy, having taken a great deal of

trouble to understand all the bearings of the case, at last, with a

brave heart, went and knocked at her father's study door.

"Come in," said the deep grave voice instantly, sending a thrill

through the closed door, which made her tremble and rather wish that

she had not come.

"Saint Catherine of Siena would not have been afraid," she murmured to

herself, and forthwith opened the door.

"Well, little girl, what is it? What can I do for you?" said her

father, smiling upon her; for he had heard of her ambassadorial picnic

to the Smoutchies, and perhaps his daughter's trustful gentleness had

made him a little ashamed of his own severity.

Prissy stood nerving herself to speak the words which were in her

heart. She had seen Peace and kindly Concord bless her mission from

afar; and now, like Paul before King Agrippa, she would not be

unfaithful to the heavenly vision.

"Father," she said at last, "you don't really want to keep people out

of the castle altogether, do you?"

"Certainly not, if they behave themselves," said her father, "but the

mischief is that they don't."

"But suppose, father, that there was some one always there to see that

they did behave, would you mind?"

"Of course not," replied her father, "but you know, Prissy, I can't

afford to keep a man down on the island to see that sixpenny trippers

don't pull down my castle stone by stone, or break their own necks by

falling into the dungeon."

Prissy thought a little while, and then tried a new tack.

"Father"--she went a little nearer to him and stroked the cuff of his

coat-sleeve--"does the land beyond the bridge belong to you?"

Mr. Picton Smith moved away his hand. Her mother used to do just that,

and somehow the memory hurt. Nevertheless, all unconsciously, the

touch of the child's hand softened him.

"No, Prissy," he said wonderingly, "but what do you know about such

things?"

"Nothing at all," she answered, "but I am trying to learn. I want

everybody to love you, and think you as nice as I know you to be.

Don't you think you could let some one you knew very well live in the

little lodge by the white bridge, and keep out the horrid people, or

see that they behaved themselves?"

"The town would never agree to that," said her father, not seeing

where he was being led.

"Don't you think the town's people would if you gave them the

sixpences all for themselves?"

Her father pushed back his chair in great astonishment and looked at

Prissy.

"Little girl," he said very gravely, "who has been putting all this

into your head? Has anybody told you to come to me about this?"

Prissy shook her head quickly, then she looked down as if embarrassed.

"Well, what is it? Go on!" said her father, but the words were more

softly spoken than you would think only to see them printed.

"Nobody told me about anything--I just thought about it all myself,

father," she answered, taking courage from a certain look in Mr.

Smith's eyes; "once I heard you say that the money was what the

town's-people cared about. And--and--well, I knew that Jane Housemaid

wanted to get married to Tom Cannon, and you see they can't, because

Tom has not enough wages to take a house."

Prissy was speaking very fast now, rattling out the words so as to be

finished before her father could interpose with any grown-up questions

or objections.

"And you know I remembered last night when I was lying awake that

Catherine would have done this----"

"What Catherine?" said her father, who did not always follow his

daughter's reasoning.

"Saint Catherine of Siena, of course," said Prissy, for whom there was

no other of the name; "so I came to you, and I want you to let Tom

and Jane have the cottage, and Jane can take up the sixpences in a

little brass plate like the one Mr. Burnham gets from the

churchwardens on Sunday. And, oh! but I would just love to help her.

May I sometimes, father?"

"Well," said her father, laughing, "there is perhaps something in what

you say; but I don't think the Provost and Magistrates would ever

agree. Now run away and play, and I will see what can be done."

* * * * *

But all the same Prissy did not go and play, and it was not Mr. Picton

Smith who saw what could be done. On the afternoon of the same day the

Provost of the good town of Edam entered the Council Chamber wiping

his face and panting vigorously. He was a stout man of much good

humour when not crossed in temper, the leading chemist and druggist in

the town, and as the proprietor of more houses and less education than

any man in Edam, of very great influence among the councillors.

"Well, billies," he cried jovially, "what do you think? There's a lass

has keep'd me from the meetin' of this council for a full half-hour."

"A lass!" answered the senior bailie, still more hilariously, "that's

surely less than proper. I will be compelled to inform Mrs. Lamont of

the fact."

"Oh, it was a lassie of twelve or thirteen," answered the Provost. "So

none of your insinuations, Bailie Tawse, and I'll thank you. She had a

most astonishing tale to tell. It appears she is Picton Smith's

lassie from Windy Standard; and she says to me, says she, 'Provost, do

you want to have the tourist folk that come to Edam admitted to the

castle?' says she. 'Of course,' says I, 'that is what the law-plea is

about. That dust is no settled yet.' 'Then,' says she, brisk as if she

was hiring me at Yedam fair, 'suppose my father was willing to let ye

charge a sixpence for admission, would you pay a capable man his wages

summer and winter to look after it--a man that my father would approve

of?' 'Aye,' says I, 'the council would be blythe and proud to do

that'--me thinking of my sister's son Peter that was injured by a

lamp-post falling against him last New Year's night as he was coming

hame frae the Blue Bell. 'Then,' says she, 'I think it can be managed.

My father will put Tom Cannon in the lodge at the white bridge. You

will pay him ten shillings in the week for his wife looking after the

gate and taking the parties over the castle.' 'His wife,' says I; 'Tom

is no married that ever I heard.' 'No,' says she, 'but he will be very

quick if he gets the lodge.' Then I thocht that somebody had put her

up to all this, and I questioned her tightly. But no--certes, she is a

clever lass. I verily believe if I had said the word she would hae

comed along here to the council meeting and faced the pack o' ye. But

I said to her that she might gang her ways hame, and that I would put

the matter before the council mysel'!"

[Illustration: "'THEN,' SAID PRISSY, 'I THINK IT CAN BE MANAGED.'"]

The Provost, who had been walking up and down all the time and wiping

his brow, finally plumped solidly into his chair. There was a mighty

discussion--in which, as usual, many epithets were bandied about; but

finally it was unanimously agreed that, if the offer were put on a

firm and legal basis and the interdict withdrawn, the "Smith's Lassie"

compromise, as it was called for brevity, might be none such a bad

solution of the difficulty for all parties.

Thus by the wise thought and brave heart of a girl was the great

controversy ended. And now the tourist and holiday-maker, each after

his kind, passes his sixpence into the slot of a clicking gate,

instead of depositing it in the brazen offertory salver, which had

been the desire of Prissy's heart.

"For," said one of the councillors generously, when the plate was

proposed, "how do we know that Mrs. Cannon might not keep every second

sixpence for herself--or maybe send it up to Mr. Smith? We all know

that she was long a servant in his house. No, no, honesty is

honesty--but it's better when well looked after. Let us have a patent

'clicker.' I have used one attached to my till for years, and found it

of great utility in the bacon-and-ham trade."

But the change made no difference to Hugh John and no difference to

Toady Lion; for they came and went to the castle by the

stepping-stones, and Cissy Carter took that way too, leaping as nimbly

as any of them from stone to stone.

On the Sunday after this was finally arranged, Mr. Burnham gave out

his text:--

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called the children of

God."

And this is the way he ended his sermon: "There is one here to-day

whom I might without offence or flattery call a true child of God. I

will not say who that is; but this I will say, that I, for one, would

rather be such a peacemaker, and have a right to be called by that

other name, than be general of the greatest army in the world."

"I think he must mean the Provost--or else my father," said Prissy to

herself, looking reverently up to where, in the front row of the upper

seats, the local chief magistrate sat, mopping his head with a red

spotted handkerchief, and sunning himself in the somewhat sultry beams

of his own greatness.

As for Hugh John, he declared that for a man who could row in a

college boat, and who worshipped an old blue coat hung up in a glass

case, Mr. Burnham said more drivelling things than any man alive or

dead.

And Toady Lion said nothing. He was only wondering all through the

service whether he could catch a fly without his father seeing

him.--He found that he could not. After this failure he remembered

that he had a brandy ball only half sucked in his left trousers'

pocket. He got it out with some difficulty. It had stuck fast to the

seams, and finally came away somewhat mixed up with twine, sealing

wax, and a little bit of pitch wrapped in leather. But as soon as he

got down to it the brandy ball proved itself thoroughly satisfactory,

and the various flavours developed in the process of sucking kept

Toady Lion awake till the blessed "Amen" released the black-coated

throng.

Toady Lion's gratitude was almost an entire thanksgiving service of

itself.

As he came out through the crowded porch, he put his hand into his

father's, and with a portentous yawn piped out in his shrillest voice,

"Oh, I is so tired."

The smile which ran round the late worshippers showed that Toady Lion

had voiced the sentiments of many of Mr. Burnham's congregation.

At this moment Mr. Burnham himself came out of the vestry just in time

to hear the boy's frank expression of opinion.

"Never mind, Toady Lion," he said genially, "the truth is, I was a

little tired myself to-day. I promise not to keep you quite so long

next Sunday morning. You must remind me if I transgress. Nobody will,

if you don't, Toady Lion."

"Doan know what 'twansguess' is--but shall call out loud if you goes

on too long--telling out sermons and textises and fings."

As they walked along the High Street of Edam, Prissy glanced

reverently at the Provost.

"Oh, I wish I could have been a peacemaker too, like him," she sighed,

"and then Mr. Burnham might have preached about me. Perhaps I will

when I grow up."

For next to Saint Catherine of Siena, the Provost was her ideal of a

peacemaker.

As they walked homeward, Mr. Burnham came and touched Prissy on the

shoulder.

"Money cannot buy love," he said, somewhat sententiously, "but you, my

dear, win it by loving actions."

He turned to Toady Lion, who was trotting along somewhat sulkily,

holding his sister's hand, and grumbling because he was not allowed to

chase butterflies on Sunday.

"Arthur George," said Mr. Burnham, "if anybody was to give you a piece

of money and say, 'Will you love me for half-a-crown,' you couldn't do

it, could you?"

"Could just, though!" contradicted Toady Lion flatly, kicking at the

stones on the highway.

"Oh no," his instructor suavely explained, "if it were a bad person

who asked you to love him, you wouldn't love him for half-a-crown,

surely!"

Toady Lion turned the matter over.

"Well," he said, speaking slowly as if he were thinking hard between

the words, "it might have to be five sillin's if he was _very_ bad!"

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