A NUT FOR THE EAST INDIA DIRECTORS.

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When the East India Directors recalled Lord Ellenborough, and replaced

him by Sir Henry Harding, the impression upon the public mind was,

as was natural it should be, that the course of policy adopted by the

former, was such as met not their approval, and should not be persisted

in by his successor.

To supersede one man by another, that he might perform the very same

acts in the same way, would be something too ludicrous and absurd. When

John Bull chassées the Tories, and takes to the Whigs, it is because

he has had enough of Peel, and wants to try a stage with Lord John, who

handles the ribbons differently, and drives another sort of a team; a

piebald set of screws they are, to be sure, but they can go the pace

when they are at it; and, as the road generally lies downhill, they get

along right merrily. But John would never think of a change, if the pace

were to be always the same..No; he 'd just put up with the set he

had, and take his chance. Not so your India Directors. They are quite

satisfied with everything; all is right, orderly, and proper; but still

they would rather that another man were at the head of affairs, to

do exactly what had been done before. “What are you doing,

Peter?”--“Nothing, sir.” “And you, Jem, what are you about?”--“Helping

Peter, sir.” That is precisely the case, and Sir Henry is gone out to

help Lord Ellenborough.

Such a line of proceeding is doubtless singular enough, and many

sensible people there are, who cannot comprehend the object and

intention of the wise Directors; while, by the press, severe imputations

have been thrown upon their consistency and intelligence, and some have

gone so far as to call their conduct unparalleled.

This, however, is unjust. The Old Almanack, as Lord Brougham would call

it, has registered a not inapplicable precedent; and, in the anxious

hope of being remembered by the “Old Lady,” I hasten to mention it:--

When Louis XIV. grew tired of Madame la Vallière, and desired to

replace her by another in his favour, he committed the difficult task

of explanation on the subject, to his faithful friend and confessor,

Bossuet. The worthy Bishop undertook his delicate mission with

diffidence; but he executed it with tact. The gentle La Vallière wept

bitterly; she knew nothing of the misfortune that menaced her. She

believed that her star still stood in the ascendant, and fancied (like

Lord Ellenborough) that her blandishments were never more acknowledged.

“Whence, then, this change?” cried she, in the agony of her grief. “How

have I offended him?”

“You mistake me, my daughter,” said Mons. de Méaux. “His Majesty is

most tenderly attached to you; but religious scruples--qualms of

conscience--have come upon him. 'C'est par la peur du diable,' that he

consents to this separation.”

Poor Louise dried her tears; the case was bad enough, but there was one

consolation--it was religion, and not a rival, had cost her a lover; and

so she began her preparations for departure with a heart somewhat less

heavy. On the day, however, of her leave-taking, a carriage, splashed

and travel-stained, arrived at the “petite porte” of the Palace; and as

instantaneously ran the rumour through the household that his Majesty's

new mistress had arrived: and true it was, Madame de Maintenon had taken

her place beside the fauteuil of the King.

“So, Mons. de Bossuet,” said La Vallière, as he handed her to her

carriage--“so, then, his Majesty has exiled me, 'par la peur du

diable.'”

The Bishop bowed in tacit submission and acquiescence.

“In that case,” resumed she, “c'est par complaisance au diable, that he

accepts Madame de Maintenon.”

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