A NUT FOR FOREIGN TRAVEL.

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Of all the popular delusions that we labour under in England, I scarcely

know of one more widely circulated, and less founded in fact, than

the advantages of foreign travel. Far be it from me to undervalue the

benefits men of education receive by intercourse with strangers, and

the opportunities of correcting by personal observation the impressions

already received by study. No one sets a higher price on this than I

do; no one estimates more fully the advantages of tempering one's

nationality by the candid comparison of our own institutions with those

of other countries; no one values more highly the unbiassed frame of

mind produced by extending the field of our observation, and, instead

of limiting our experience by the details of a book, reading from the

wide-spread page of human nature itself. So conscious, indeed, am I

of the importance of this, that I look upon his education as but very

partial indeed who has not travelled. It is not, therefore, against the

benefits of seeing the world I would inveigh--it is rather against the

general application of the practice to the whole class of our countrymen

and countrywomen who swarm on the continent. Unsuited by their

tastes--unprepared by previous information-deeming a passport and a

letter of credit all-sufficient for their purpose--they set out upon

their travels. From their ignorance of a foreign language, their journey

is one of difficulty and embarrassment at every step. They understand

little of what they see, nothing of what they hear. The discomforts of

foreign life have no palliation, by their being enabled to reason

on, and draw inferences from them. All the sources of information

are hermetically sealed against them, and their tour has nothing to

compensate for its fatigue, and expense, save the absurd detail of

adventure to which their ignorance has exposed them.

It is not my intention to rail in this place against the injury done to

the moral feeling of our nation, by intimate association with the habits

of the Continent. Reserving this for a more fitting time, I shall merely

remark at present, that, so far as the habits of virtue are concerned,

more mischief is done among the middle class of our countrymen, than

those of a more exalted sphere.

Scarcely does the month of May commence, when the whole tide of British

population sets in upon the coast of France and Flanders. To watch the

crowded steamers as they arrive in Antwerp, or Boulogne, you would

say that some great and devastating plague had broken out in London, and

driven the affrighted inhabitants from their homes. Not so, however:

they have come abroad for pleasure. With a credit on Coutts, and the

inestimable John Murray for a guide, they have devoted six weeks to

France, Belgium, and the Rhine, in which ample time they are not only

to learn two languages, but visit three nations, exploring into cookery,

customs, scenery, literature, and the arts, with the same certainty

of success that they would pay a visit to Astley's. Scarcely are they

launched upon their travels when they unite into parties for personal

protection and assistance. The “_morgue Britannique_” so much spoken

of by foreigners, they appear to have left behind them; and sudden

friendships, and intimacies, spring up between persons whose only

feeling in common is that of their own absurd position. Away they

go sight-seeking in clusters. They visit cathedrals, monuments, and

galleries; they record in their journals the vulgar tirades of a hired

_commissionaire_; they eat food they detest, and they lie down to sleep

discontented and unhappy. The courteous civility of foreigners, the

theme of so much eulogy in England, they now find out to be little more

than selfishness, libertinism, and impertinence. They see the country

from the window of a diligence, and society from a place at the _table

d'hôte_, and truly both one and the other are but the vulgar high

roads of life. Their ignorance of the language alone protects them from

feeling insulted at the impertinences directed at themselves and their

country; and the untutored simplicity of their nature saves them the

mortification of knowing that the ostentatious politeness of some

moustached acquaintance is an exhibition got up by him for the

entertainment of his friends.

Poor John Bull, you have made great sacrifices for this tour. You

have cut the city, and the counting-house, that your wife may become

enamoured of dress, and your daughter of a dancing-master--that your son

may learn to play roulette and smoke cigars, and that you yourself may

ramble some thousand miles over paved roads, without an object to amuse,

without an incident to attract you. While this is a gloomy picture

enough, there is another side to the medal still worse. John Bull goes

home generally sick of what he has seen, and much more ignorant of the

Continent than when he set out. His tour, however, has laid in its

stock of foreign affectation, that renders his home uncomfortable; his

daughters pine after the flattering familiarities of their whiskered

acquaintances at Ems, or Wiesbaden; and his sons lose all zest for the

slow pursuit of competence, by reflecting on the more decisive changes

of fortune, that await on _rouge et noir_. Yet even this is not the

worst. What I deplore most of all, is the false and erroneous notions

continental nations procure of our country, and its habits, from such

specimens as these. The Englishman who, seen at home, at the head of

his counting-house, or in the management of his farm, presents a fine

example of those national traits we are so justly proud of--honest,

frank, straightforward in all his dealings, kind and charitable in his

affections; yet see him abroad, the sphere of his occupations exists

no longer--there is no exercise for the manly habits of his nature:

his honesty but exposes him to be duped; his frankness degenerates into

credulity; the unsuspecting openness of his character makes him the butt

of every artful knave he meets with; and he is laughed at from Rotterdam

to Rome for qualities which, exercised in their fitting sphere, have

made England the greatest country of the universe. Hence we have the

tone of disparagement now so universally maintained about England, and

Englishmen, from one end of the Continent to the other. It is not that

our country does not send forth a number of men well qualified to induce

different impressions of their nation; but unfortunately, such persons

move only in that rank of foreign society where these prejudices do not

exist; and it is among a different class, and unhappily a more numerous

one also, that these undervaluing opinions find currency and belief.

There is nothing more offensive than the continual appeal made by

Frenchmen, Germans, and others, to English habits, as seen among this

class of our countrymen. It is in vain that you explain to them that

these people are neither among the more educated nor the better ranks of

our country. They cannot comprehend your distinction. The habits of

the Continent have produced a kind of table-land of good-breeding, upon

which all men are equals. Thus, if you rarely meet a foreigner ignorant

of the every-day _convenances_ of the world, you still more rarely meet

with one unexceptionably well-bred. The _table d'hôte_, like the mess in

our army, has the effect of introducing a certain amount of decorum that

is felt through every relation of life; and, although the count abroad

is immeasurably beneath the gentleman at home, here, I must confess,

that the foreign cobbler is a more civilized person than his type in

England. This is easily understood: foreign breeding is not the outward

exhibition of an inward principle--it is not the manifestation of a

sense of mingled kindness, good taste, and self-respect--it is merely

the rigid observance of a certain code of behaviour that has no

reference whatever to any thing felt within; it is the mere popery of

politeness, with its saint-worship, its penances, and its privations. An

Englishman makes way for you to accommodate your passage; a foreigner--a

Frenchman I should say--does so for an opportunity to flourish his hat

or to exhibit an attitude. The same spirit pervades every act of both;

duty in one case, display in the other, are the ruling principles of

life; and, where persons are so diametrically different, there is little

likelihood of much mutual understanding or mutual esteem. To come back,

however, the great evil of this universal passion for travelling lies in

the opportunity afforded to foreigners, of sneering at our country, and

ridiculing our habits. It is in vain that our institutions are models

of imitation for the world--in vain that our national character stands

pre-eminent for good-faith and fidelity--in vain the boast that the sun

never sets upon a territory that girths the very globe itself, so long

as we send annually our tens of thousands out upon the Continent, with

no other failing than mere unfitness for foreign travel, to bring down

upon us the sneer, and the ridicule, of every ignorant and unlettered

Frenchman, or Belgian, they meet with.

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