"Del's house is really awfully like her in many ways," Lynn Thayer

reflected as she rang the bell. "It is so expensive and in such good

taste and so comfortable and so cold--is Mrs. Hadwell in, Ella? Yes, I

know she is, but see here! can you smuggle Bob somewhere where he won't

be in the way of the girls? You know Mrs. Hadwell doesn't like dogs."

She divested herself of some of her wraps and crossed the hall. The

perfume of roses pervaded the air and the soft strain of violins was

faintly heard beneath the hubbub of voices as she made her way toward

the large old-fashioned drawing-room whence the sounds of festivity

proceeded. This room, hung with crimson velvet and panelled in dark oak,

was almost sumptuous in its comfort. Beautifully carved Turkish lamps

hung from the ceiling: a splendid wood fire burned on the hearth: great

vases of dark red roses and carnations were disposed wherever

opportunity offered: and, at the further end of the room, one caught a

delicious glimpse of cool green ferns and various-coloured blooms. The

room was filled with daintily dressed girls and young women: and behind

a superlatively dainty tea table sat the hostess who hastily pushed

aside a cream jug and rushed in the direction of her latest guest.

"Help yourselves, girls," she exclaimed. "I want to speak to Lynn. Why

are you so late, child? and where have you been, lately? I haven't seen

you for an age."

"Which, being interpreted, means four days," said Lynn, laughing and

returning her hostess' kiss. "How lovely the rooms look, Del! and what

a sweet frock that is! I do like you in mauve."

"I think it _is_ rather successful," said Mrs. Hadwell, contentedly: and

both women laughed. In their girlhood days they had entered into a

compact which had ever since been observed faithfully; namely, to tell

no useless lies to one another. "Only don't let us forget to tell them

to other people, Lynn," Mrs. Hadwell had remarked, solemnly. "Don't let

it get us into bad habits." It had never got her into bad habits: she

had lied her way successfully into public esteem, riches and an old

man's heart; and, even on reaching the giddy pinnacle of social success

where rudeness is frequently condoned, she had faithfully followed the

policy of telling the truth only to her one intimate friend, Lynn

Thayer.

"Edie, do pour Lynn some tea," she cried, now, turning to a pretty

brown-eyed girl who hovered near, watching her adoringly. "And put piles

and piles of cream in it and five lumps or so of sugar--that's the way

she likes it, the incomprehensible creature! ... Another of those

sickening debutantes," she observed in a confidential undertone, turning

to Lynn and gently propelling her in the direction of a couch, "simply

worships me, you know! follows me around like a dog and--that's right,

dear! how sweet of you to save me the trouble! now get her an Italian

cream and a nice cake, will you? like an angel!--I don't know what I

shall do if it keeps up: you know I can't bear bread and butter misses

and she actually asked me for a lock of my hair the other day. I felt

like telling her that I paid eighty dollars for my switch in New York

and that my own hair was too precious to--oh, _thank_ you, dear! Lynn,

this is the sweetest girl; she saves me all sorts of trouble and her

name is Miss Roland; Edie, this is my friend, Miss Thayer, of whom you

have often heard me speak--oh, dear! there are all the girls coming up

to speak to you, Lynn, and anyway I ought to go and pour out some more

tea. When you have done the polite, do come and keep me company at the

tea-table."

"Little Mrs. Hadwell," as her friends usually called her, fled, casting

a bewitching smile at the group of girls who were clustering about Lynn.

Estelle Hadwell's teeth were her strong point, a fact which she never,

for an instant, lost sight of. She had no complexion worth terming

such, her features were irregular and her figure decidedly angular. Yet

she contrived to be considered a beauty, as any woman can who has time

and money to devote to her appearance.

Lynn watched her curiously as she settled herself at the tea-table with

a coquettish little flirt of her silken skirts, and marvelled anew at

the unconscious dramatic instinct which enabled this tiny creature to

play the role of a beauty with such unfailing success. As "Little Mrs.

Hadwell" sat pouring the tea with one pretty arm gracefully raised, she

was a vision for an artist. Her mauve gown fell about her petite form in

folds that were almost statuesque in their grace: her beautiful

hair--which looked just as beautiful as though it had not grown on an

Irish housemaid's head--was arranged with such taste as to make her

small head a thing of beauty: her really pretty neck and arms were set

off by a fichu and falling cuffs of rich yellow lace. A cluster of

violets was carelessly tucked in the front of her fichu: and a long

chain of amethysts outlined her slender waist--which had hardly been so

slender, had it not been for the skill and strength of her French maid.

Altogether, as she sat there, Lynn recognized for the fiftieth time--and

with precisely the same sense of wonder--that, in spite of Estelle's

entire lack of beauty, she was the daintiest and most fascinating thing,

imaginable.

Among the girls who surrounded Lynn were several whose beauty was

sufficiently apparent to make them noticeable, anywhere. Edith Roland,

the adoring debutante, had big, brown eyes, a pretty colour and a figure

whose slenderness and grace owed nothing to artificial aid; yet, beside

her diminutive hostess she sank into insignificance. Erma Reed was a

beautiful girl, tall, splendidly proportioned with the features of a

Greek statue and the air of a grand dame; but, after the first

admiration which her almost flawless pulchritude provoked, one's eyes

wandered instinctively to the sinuous figure and piquante, appealing

face of Mrs. Hadwell. "Magnetism--that is the only word for it, I

suppose," thought Lynn. "Yet she didn't always have it as she has it

now. Can that sort of thing be cultivated, I wonder?"

"Lynn, we never see you, now," declared Joan Cadding, one of her

friends. "What's the reason?"

"Old age, laziness and lots to do. At twenty-eight one can't be always

gadding. Besides, a teacher must keep early hours."

"Oh, aged one, it is not so many years since a certain teacher was out

every night in the week until one or two o'clock and absolutely refused

even to lie down for half an hour when she left school at three. Mrs.

Thayer used to say to mother, 'Really, Lynn must have the constitution

of a horse; she comes home from school, skates for an hour, rushes into

calling costume and drops into a dozen things before dinner: then, as

soon as that is over, prepares for a dance or a tobogganing party.'"

"As you say, I was a few years younger, Joan."

"But why have you given everything up so? You can't complain of being

shelved. Why, at the only dance where I've met you this winter your card

was filled to overflowing before you had been in the room five minutes.

You certainly can't worry about lack of attention."

"No, I have no beauty to fade and no youthful fascinations to take wing,

so the people who liked me ten years ago are just as apt to like me,

now."

"Then why do you slip out of things so? Even Del says she never sees

you."

"Del means that I don't live here as I used to. I see her three or four

times a week: any one but Del would be sick of me. But, seriously,

girls, this idea of combining public school teacher and society girl

isn't the best in the world. As far as I know, I am the only woman who

has ever done it successfully for years and I'm getting tired of it.

And that reminds me! Do you want to hear a good story? I went to a

man-tea at Mrs. Dean-Everill's the other day--you see I'm not altogether

a hermit yet--and I met a Mrs. Howden there--a very common woman with

money. No one else wanted to talk to her and she seemed a good-natured

soul and anxious to be affable, so I sacrificed myself as usual. She

simply beamed on me--till, in the course of conversation, it transpired

that I taught from nine to three five days out of the seven. Then she

froze: suddenly and completely did she freeze: and took the earliest

opportunity of sidling away from my contaminating presence. A little

later on I was talking to some of the other people when Dick Ashe, who

has just returned from Europe, you know, rushed up to me and said in his

usual boisterous way, 'Oh, Miss Thayer, you should see the lovely pin

that your cousin, Lord Haviland, has entrusted to me for you.' I caught

sight of the woman's face; she looked like a devotee who had unwittingly

slapped a seraph. I felt so sorry for her that I hastened to murmur,

'Oh, Harry's only my third cousin, you know!' but even that didn't seem

to wipe the tortured look from her fat face. Think what it must be to a

social climber to have snubbed an earl's third cousin."

In the burst of laughter and talk which followed this, only Mrs. Hadwell

noticed that Lynn had made a definite effort to turn the course of

conversation from discussion of herself.

"Well," said Agatha Ladilaw in her flute-like voice, "I don't see what

is amusing you all so. It couldn't have been very pleasant for Mrs.

What's-her-name to think that she had been rude to an earl's third

cousin: and, on the other hand, if Lynn were an ordinary teacher you

couldn't expect her to be treated in the same way."

"Why not?" asked some one. Lynn merely laughed and looked at the first

speaker with covert yet kindly mirth.

"I don't see why you laugh," said Agatha, with soft stubbornness.

"Why, you see, Agatha," said Lynn, looking at her thoughtfully, "this

Mrs. Howden liked me till she found I was a teacher. Then she couldn't

endure my society till it transpired that I was related to an earl.

Then she loved me once more."

"And why shouldn't she?" asked Agatha, lifting her lovely lashes.

"Earls are not so common."

"Not so common as snobs, no. Still having an earl for a cousin is no

reason why people should like one."

"But you see, Lynn, it is a reason. You say, yourself, that she liked

you as soon as she found it out."

Lynn abandoned argument.

"She liked me in the first place, too," she said, laughing.

"Oh, but then she didn't know you were a teacher," Agatha explained,

very sensibly.

"She liked me until I was found out, in other words."

"Exactly," said Agatha, pleased to find that her logic had penetrated.

"It often happens so. Look at that young Italian with the lovely eyes

who wrote the magnificent poetry that you weren't allowed to read! and

had to smuggle into the dormitory at night after the lights were out!

Now everybody raved about him until they found that he took opium and

drank."

"And then they promptly dropped him: just as this Mrs. Howden did Lynn,

when she found that she taught. It's an exactly parallel case," agreed

Mrs. Hadwell, looking straight at Lynn with a perfectly innocent face

and inwardly wondering how her friend could preserve such a stony

impenetrability of countenance.

"Certainly it is," said Agatha, triumphantly, "except that of course

it's wicked to drink and it's quite respectable to teach. But it comes

to the same thing in the end."

"So many things do," said Lynn with a little laugh. "Still, Agatha,

it's not necessarily wickedness that makes people drink. Some people

drink in the same way that they breathe--because to stop would be to die

or to go mad."

"What unpleasant people," said Agatha, virtuously. "I'm glad I'm not

like that. Still, even if I were I'm sure that I could stop it--I can't

understand people being so weak. And, speaking of that

Ricossia--whatever became of him? He was so wicked and he did look so

nice in evening clothes. I used to be awfully gone on him and so were

all the girls in the Sixth. It wasn't because he was wicked, you know,"

she added hastily.

"No, indeed; the wickedness of Beelzebub would have availed him nothing

if he hadn't also been decorative in evening clothes. Agatha, don't you

want this little chocolate cake with the nut in the top?"

Agatha did: and she also wanted some information on the subject of

Ricossia.

"Why are you so determined not to talk about him? He was your protege

from the start. You took him up--you and Mr. Amherst--I don't believe

he would ever have been so popular and run after if you hadn't started

it."

"Yes, what has become of that boy?" queried Mrs. Hadwell with sudden

interest. "Of course he has gone to the dogs, we all know that: but what

particular dogs and where?"

"I am not his keeper," answered Lynn, lightly. "Do you know that it's

about time I left, Del?"

"Oh, no!" cried Mrs. Hadwell, starting up. "You mustn't. Why, you

don't even know why I asked you to come here, this afternoon: you simply

must stay long enough to hear that."

"Well, I'll stay five minutes"--

"Very well, five minutes!" returned Mrs. Hadwell, who knew quite well

how long a period of time five minutes can cover. "Now, girls, attend!

You knew that Henry's brother Carl settled in the States and that he has

a grown-up family. Well, the third child is twins--I mean the third

children are twins--well, never mind! what's the use of explaining when

you all know what I mean, anyway. The point is that I've invited them

one and all to visit me, every year: but they've consistently refused

because the brother is indignant at Henry's marrying a young wife, just

when they had quite come to count on getting his money. These twins,

however, seem to have a mind between them--they're only nineteen, too, I

believe--very young to have a mind, even if it is only half a one--and

they have written with gusto, accepting my invitation and telling me

that they're dying to see something of the Canadian sports. Now, as you

know, I've no taste for sports and I thought some of you might help me

out. They are only going to be here for a week or so, as they both go

to college, and I want to give them what our American friends call 'a

real good time.' I have thought of several of the ordinary things--a

tea for the girls and a bridge the night after they arrive: and a little

later on, I am going to give a fancy dress ball--yes, consider

yourselves all invited--but I thought it would be nice if I got a few of

you girls together and organized some parties for tobogganing and

ice-boating and so on."

"Don't forget the Conquerors-Wales hockey match."

"No, detestable thing! they'll want to see that, I suppose. I can't

stand hockey. Lynn, you're not going?"

"I must. It's getting very late."

"Oh, nonsense!" cried Mrs. Hadwell, piteously: and at that moment, the

clang of the doorbell, followed by the advent of a fresh visitor, seemed

to give the lie to Miss Thayer's assertion.

"Mrs. Langham-Greene! Lynn, forgive me. I swear I didn't ask her,"

murmured the hostess: then glided forward eagerly.

"So glad to see you. What good genius prompted you to drop in this

particular afternoon? _All_ the girls have done the same. (And if that

doesn't pacify her," reflected the ingenuous hostess, "nothing will.")

The newcomer laughed, a pretty, soft, disagreeable laugh, and glanced

about her.

"So I see," she rejoined, smoothly. "We old married women will have to

entertain one another. These young girls," her glance wandered from

Lynn Thayer to two or three others and she smiled thoughtfully, "these

young girls have their own topics of conversation."

"Now that," said Mrs. Hadwell to herself with unwilling admiration, "is

neat, distinctly neat. Insult to me, insult to my best friend and

insult to half a dozen of my guests and all in one short breath. Lynn,

you're not going?" she added, aloud.

"I am indeed. Bob will be wondering what's become of me."

"_Bob_! You didn't bring him here?"

"I did, Del. You know I'm away all day and Aunt Lucy never takes him

out. Poor little fellow! it's pathetic, the way he greets me when I get

home."

"Miss Thayer is such an attractive person, isn't she?" murmured Mrs.

Langham-Greene with a peculiar gleam in her lazy cat-like eyes. "She

has such a fascination--for dogs and cats."

"You, Mrs. Langham-Greene," returned Lynn with equal sweetness, "can

have _no_ idea how nice it is to be able to fascinate something."

With that, she left. Mrs. Hadwell was delighted with the Parthian shot

and indignant at Mrs. Langham-Greene's impudence in classing herself

with her hostess under the title of "old married women." She therefore

launched forth into a eulogy of her absent friend which, judging from

appearances, went far to spoil the elegant widow's enjoyment of her cup

of tea.

"Lynn is such a favourite with men, too," she concluded.

"Really," rejoined the green-eyed siren, carelessly. "But girls who

teach do age so rapidly, don't you think so, Mrs. Hadwell? and they are

apt to become soured and to mistake rudeness for repartee."

"A mistake that is frequently made," said Mrs. Hadwell, inwardly

furious. "But, when one has such a clever tongue as Lynn, don't you

think one is apt to take advantage of duller people than one's self?"

Agatha broke in.

"Isn't it funny, Mrs. Hadwell, how Lynn never will talk about Mr.

Ricossia? She used to like him so much. And I am sure she must know

what has become of him."

"Dreadful creature!" purred Mrs. Langham-Greene, arching her delicate

eyebrows. "Your friend wasn't really infatuated with him, was she, Mrs.

Hadwell? People do talk so."

"Don't they?" assented Mrs. Hadwell, looking grieved. "I daresay even

you and I don't escape. Poor Lynn presumed on her twenty-eight years

and her plain face to take a sisterly interest in an eccentric genius,

little more than a child in years; and people immediately assume that

she must be in love with him. So absurd! As if a girl who--oh, they

are all going! what a shame! How I wish you had dropped in a little

sooner, Mrs. Langham-Greene. We've had a delightful chat but such a

short one!"

*CHAPTER X*

*"A FIN-DE-SIECLE PAIR"*

"I have seen Hayes argue with a tough horse--I have seen a tonga

driver coerce a stubborn pony--I have seen a riotous setter

broken to gun by a hard keeper--but the breaking-in of Pluffles

... was beyond all these."--_Kipling_.

"But, Henry, you should be glad to see your brother's children."

"I don't see why. A pair of young ragamuffins who'll pull the house

about my ears."

"My dear Henry! They're nineteen."

"Worse and worse! The boy will be certain to fall in love with you."

"Do you think so?" asked Mrs. Hadwell, eagerly.

"I think it won't be your fault if he doesn't," responded her husband

with acerbity.

"Well, at all events the girl won't fall in love with you," said Mrs.

Hadwell with a twinkle in her eye.

Her spouse grunted something unintelligible.

"Not if she sees you with that expression on your face," went on Mrs.

Hadwell, rather sadly. "It always seems so strange to me that a man of

your experience and charm--a finished man of the world, in other

words--should give way to these useless moods."

Mr. Hadwell's brow slightly cleared in spite of his efforts to hide the

fact.

"If I had seen when I first met you," went on Mrs. Hadwell in chastened

accents, "that, beneath the mask of courtly politeness and delicate

flattery, you concealed the nature of a gloomy tyrant."

"Da--I mean, confound it all!" said Mr. Hadwell, much affected, "what on

earth do you want, Estelle?"

"Why, I'm afraid I don't quite understand you," said Mrs. Hadwell,

raising her pretty eyebrows in pained surprise.

"My dear little girl, you know I am not a tyrant," said Mr. Hadwell,

miserable at the thought of being so misunderstood, yet, at the same

time, secretly delighted at the reference to his "courtly politeness."

His delight was natural when one considers the fact that, at no time of

his life, had his manners surpassed those of an average groom.

"No--perhaps not," said Mrs. Hadwell, softly. "Yet, Henry, there are

times when--when--"

"When what, darling?" inquired Mr. Hadwell, abjectly.

"When," said Mrs. Hadwell with sorrowful dignity, "when, Henry, I am

actually afraid to ask you for the little extra money which will provide

for the entertainment of your brother's children."

"Must they be so much entertained?" asked Mr. Hadwell, humbly yet

uneasily. He was a kind old man, but the prospect of parting with a

dollar never failed to cause him acute agony.

"They need not be entertained," responded Mrs. Hadwell with feeling.

"Those unfortunate children may come here and stay with us three weeks

and return to Ohio to tell their father and mother that the woman who

has deprived them of their uncle's fortune, grudges them a ball or a"--

She wept: and Mr. Hadwell writhed in agony. There were only two things

in life that he really loved: his big income and his small wife. Of the

two, he really preferred his wife: and after a few moments' silent

struggle, he succumbed to her tears and her fascinations and drew out

his cheque book.

"How much?" he inquired, hardily.

Little Mrs. Hadwell dried her eyes.

"How much?" she inquired, innocently. "How mu--oh, Henry! were you

thinking of giving me some money?"

Mr. Hadwell regarded her with perplexity.

"Isn't that what you wanted?" he inquired looking puzzled.

Mrs. Hadwell buried her eighty-dollar head in her pretty hands.

"I wanted you to show some interest in these children--your own

brother's children!" she wept. "And you--offer--me--money!"

Mr. Hadwell groaned, feeling that he was a tactless brute yet not quite

seeing why. Suddenly a bright thought struck him: he tore out a blank

cheque, signed it and tossed it playfully to his wife.

"There, there!" he observed, soothingly. "Don't cry any more, Estelle.

Of course these children must be entertained--of course I am pleased

about their coming. But, you see, we business men have so much to worry

us."

Mr. Hadwell's business consisted in driving to his office every morning,

receiving the obsequious greetings of his manager--and drawing his

handsome income. Mrs. Hadwell knew this as well--better than he

did--therefore----

"Of course," she cooed, drying her eyes and regarding her spouse with

mingled awe and wonder. "Of course, dear. You must forgive me if I

seem a little unreasonable, sometimes; but it did hurt me so when you

seemed to think that all I wanted from you was money"----

"Of course--of course!" said her husband, hastily. "Now I must be off.

What are you going to do, to-day?"

"Well, let me see! Lynn is coming to dinner and we are going for a

drive first."

"Ah!" said Mr. Hadwell, looking pleased. He heartily approved of Lynn

and took great pleasure in the thought that this exceptionally "nice"

young woman was his wife's best friend; feeling that Estelle's evident

devotion to Lynn overbalanced her quite as evident love of flattery and

attention. Mr. Hadwell never forgot that Lynn insisted on teaching in

the public schools rather than allow her uncle to support her, wholly: a

piece of unselfishness that went straight to his heart. Needless to

say, he did not know that Estelle had talked him over with Lynn from

every point of view, both before and after his marriage to the former.

Estelle Harding had been the granddaughter of a wealthy man who had died

when she was sixteen, leaving her penniless. For the next five years she

had lived with different relatives, positively refusing to follow the

example of her friend, Lynn Thayer, who was preparing at the High and

Normal schools, to earn her living as a teacher. Being tremendously

popular both with girls and boys, she was deluged with invitations and

love affairs; but at twenty-one, she met Mr. Hadwell, a wealthy and

retiring bachelor of sixty-three, and, from that time on, she paid

assiduous and tactful court to him. The net result of this campaign was

that, in six months from the time she had first met him, Mr. Hadwell was

a married man. It speaks well for our small heroine's tactics that her

husband, to his dying day, believed that he had fallen madly in love

with her when he saw her first and that nothing but his overpowering

fascinations had induced the shy damsel to become his wife. "You were

the first man who had ever cared for me," Estelle would say to him,

sometimes. "The others--oh, they were just boys! I couldn't look up to

them, dear: they were on a level with myself." This was a particularly

tactful lie on Mrs. Hadwell's part: she knew well that among her

admirers had been young men whose intellect and strength of character

had far surpassed her husband's. But tactful lying was Mrs. Hadwell's

forte.

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