OR, THE CULPRIT À LA MODE.

During the trial of George Smith for obtaining the sum of five hundred

pounds by means of a forged cheque, it was proved that the prisoner

spent a portion of the money in the purchase of a ninepenny admission

to a local cinema. The learned judge, speaking with considerable

warmth, observed that he hoped the Press would make a careful note of

that fact. It entirely confirmed a belief he himself had long held,

namely, that the existence of such places afforded a temptation to

wrongdoing that was nothing short of a public menace. He only wished

that he had power to sentence the proprietor. (Applause.)

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During the hearing of a petition for breach of promise of marriage,

evidence was given that the behaviour of defendant had changed since he

witnessed the performance of a certain film entitled, "Mr. Quiverful

keeps House."

Mr. Dodge, K.C. (for the plaintiff) put in a scenario of the film,

showing that it represented the troubles of a paterfamilias forced to

look after a crowd of children, pacify indignant servants, and the

like. It was unquestionable that such an exhibition might produce a

very serious effect upon a timid and impressionable bachelor.

_His Lordship._ It is perfectly monstrous that such things should be

tolerated.

Counsel, continuing, said he believed that there was also introduced a

mother-in-law. At this point the jury stopped the case, and awarded the

plaintiff three thousand pounds damages.

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Arrested on a charge of severely wounding a neighbour with a shotgun,

a prisoner at Birmingham pleaded that he had been led astray by a

visit paid to a picture-house, where films of cowboy life were being

exhibited. It was true that his parents were both doing time, and

he had two uncles in an asylum, but he attributed his own downfall

entirely to the pernicious influence of the cinema.

_The Judge._ I am glad you appreciate that fact.

Counsel for the defence here stated that the victim was now ascertained

to have been a writer of picture-plays.

_The Judge._ Why didn't you say so before? That entirely alters the

complexion of the case. I am not sure that the prisoner has not

rendered a public service.

By direction of his Lordship the charge was subsequently amended to one

of using firearms without a licence, and, a nominal fine having been

imposed, the accused left the dock amid general congratulations.

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