THE GOVERNMENT OFFICE

Is in the Strand--or in Westminster--and the contrast between its silence

and stillness and the bustle of the streets is something wonderful. You

feel as you enter as if you were in a charmed land. With Tennyson's

lotus-eaters you exclaim, "There is no joy but calm. Why should we only

toil, the roof and crown of things?" Charles Lamb's description of the

South Sea House might have been penned for a Government Office. The

place seems to belong not to the living present. The windows, double

glazed, keep out the roar of the outside world. The chairs and tables,

of massive mahogany, seem as if of the time of the ancients. The Turkey

carpet has a smack of the primitive political Eden, ere man sinned, and

Lord John Russell introduced his Reform Bill. This may be a railroad

age, but it is not in a Government Office that that truth is recognised.

The young men are generally reading the papers, or eating lunch; the

seniors are doing the same, but in a more dignified manner. In an office

where there are several, to find a couple at real hard work from ten till

four is, I fear, a rarity.

According to Mr. Knight, when Henry VIII. had stripped Wolsey of

Whitehall, and other possessions, he constructed there, for the amusement

of his leisure, a tennis-court, a bowling-green, and a cock-pit. The

tennis-court and the bowling-green have left no traces. The cockpit went

through a variety of transmutations, till it settled down into a

treasury. In the reign of Anne, the lord high treasurer Godolphin sat

three or four times a week at the cock-pit, "to determine and settle

matters relating to the public treasure and revenues." This was the old

building fronting the banqueting house, which Mr. Barry has recently

metamorphosed into a magnificent wing of his uniform edifice. The old

office of Godolphin, however, is but a small part of the modern treasury.

The offices of the more important functionaries are in the large building

behind, which fronts the esplanade in St. James's Park. Several offices

were destroyed in 1733, in order to erect the present building facing the

parade, the expense of which was estimated at 9,000 pounds. The facade

consists of a double basement of the Doric order, and a projection in the

centre, on which are four Ionic pillars supporting an entablature and

pediment.

Where the treasury of the kings of England had its abiding place--or,

more properly, where its _eidolon_ or Platonic idea lodged, before it

took up its abode in the cock-pit--were hard to say. The exchequer,

which in the reign of Edward I. was literally the king's strong box, was,

in his time, lodged in the cloisters of Westminster Abbey. Sir Francis

Palgrave says, that the earliest place of deposit for the royal treasures

which can be traced is "that very ancient apartment, described as the

'Treasure in the cloisters of the Abbey in Westminster, next the

Chapter-house,' and in which the pix is still contained. This building

is a vaulted chamber, supported by a single pillar; and it must remain

with the architectural antiquary to decide why a structure in the early

Romanesque style, ranging with the massy semicircular arch in the south

transept, acknowledged to be a portion of the structure raised by the

Confessor, may not also have been erected in the reign of the last

legitimate Anglo-Saxon king. In this treasury the regalia and crown

jewels were deposited, as well as the records. The ancient double oak

doors, strongly grated and barred with iron, and locked with three keys,

yet remain."

The theory of the British treasury was much the same during the nomad

period of its existence that it has continued to be in its settled and

citizen-like life. There was from the beginning a treasurer, whose

office it was to devise schemes for raising money, to manage the royal

property to the best advantage, and to strike out the most economical and

efficient modes of expenditure. He had even then the control of all the

officers employed in collecting the customs and royal revenues, the

disposal of offices in the customs throughout the kingdom, the nomination

of escheators in the counties, and the leasing of crown lands. Then, as

a check upon the malversion of this officer, there was the exchequer, the

great conservator of the revenues of the nation. "The exchequer," said

Mr. Ellis, clerk of the pells, when examined before the finance

commissioners, "is at least coeval with the Norman Conquest, and has been

from its earliest institution looked to as a check upon the lord high

treasurer, and a protection for the king, as well as for the subject, in

the custody, payment, and issue of the public money."

This is still the broad outline of the treasury--of the finance

department of the State of Great Britain. The enormous magnitude of the

empire has caused the subordinate departments of customs, the mint, &c.,

to expand until they have attained an organisation, an individual

importance, a history of their own. The different modes of transacting

money-business, rendered necessary by its greater amount and more

complicated nature, have altered the routine both of the treasury and the

exchequer; the changed relations of king and parliament have subjected

the treasury and exchequer to new control and superintendence. Still

their mutual relations, and the part they play in the economy of the

empire, remain essentially the same as in older times.

The lords commissioners of the treasury (for the office of lord high

treasurer has for many years been put in commission) have their office at

Whitehall, in the building whose history we have briefly traced. The

exchequer, or more properly "the receipt of exchequer," has its office at

Whitehall Yard. But we must not descend to particulars. The only place

in the wide world where change comes not--where the main object seems to

be how not to do it--where antiquated routine has its stronghold--is a

government office.

Those of our readers who have read--and who has not?--Captain Marryatt's

graphic descriptions of seafaring life, entitled "The King's Own," will

remember the scene in which Captain Capperbar ingeniously manages to

supply, from the ship's stores, all his own and her ladyship's domestic

wants. The ship's carpenters are engaged in framing chests of drawers,

and building dining-tables. Fully aware of the mischievous effects of

idleness, the captain's lady finds employment for the ship's painters in

her attics. The armourers, instead of preparing the murderous weapons of

war, are peacefully occupied in making rakes and hoes for the especial

benefit of the junior members of the same devoted family. Does the fair

spouse of the gallant captain need even a pole for the clothes-line, a

boat-mast is immediately dedicated to that important service. Thus, the

captain turns his devotion for his country to some account; and if his

patriotism be a virtue, it is one that brings with it its own reward.

Granting, which we readily do, that the above scene is an exaggeration,

still we believe it to be nearer the mark than the opposite

representations, which would lead us to believe that all persons in the

employ of Government are overworked and underpaid. Their places are

sinecures; bread for life. Every merchant or employer of labour has the

power of instant dismissal; but in Government offices this great check on

idleness and stupidity is ignored. Officials are happy fellows. The

ills of life do not affect them. Mills may stop, panics may take place,

commerce may decline, ships may rot in deserted harbours; docks and

warehouses, once teeming with busy life, may be silent as the grave--but

their income knows no change, save when death causes a general promotion

in their ranks. The agricultural mind may be weighed down with grief--it

may find its idols but clay. There, where it must live, or bear no life,

it may find all hollow, delusive, and false. The seasons may be

unpropitious. The common ills farmers are heir to, such as potato

disease, the fly at the turnips, the rot in the sheep, may be theirs in

no common degree; nevertheless, the Clapham omnibus duly deposits at the

Treasury in Downing-street Mr. Smith, who, with the exception of two

hours for lunch, and another hour or so for miscellaneous conversation,

and the perusal of the _Times_, will, from ten till four, magnanimously

devote himself to his country's good. At the hour of four, Mr. Smith is

again on the omnibus, about to seek, in the bosom of his family, that

relaxation which, did his country deny him, it would be ungrateful

indeed. Mr. Smith is a family man; and, regardless of London

temptations, he hastens to his mutton at five. On the contrary, the

junior clerk, Mr. Adolphus Blaser, is a young man about town; and just as

Mr. Smith retires to his night's rest, our young _roue_, having recovered

from the effects of a good dinner, is ready to commence the diversions,

or, as they may be more fitly termed, the follies of a night. At a good

old age Mr. Smith is gathered to his fathers, and a tombstone in Norwood

Cemetery calls upon the public to admire those virtues, the loss of which

has left such a blank in the Clapham annals of domestic life. One of Mr.

Smith's companions, a much-maligned individual, has just written to the

_Times_, indignantly asking if it be nothing to attend every day at

Somerset-house, in wet weather or fine? But, upon the whole, we think

few men were more fortunate than our deceased friend. Like many of his

schoolfellows, he did not make and lose a fortune; his hair did not

become prematurely grey. There were storms, but they never reached him.

He never missed his church: he had always a friend, and a bottle to give

him; for your true Church and King man is generally reared on fine old

port. His sons were placed in his office; and his daughters

(good-looking, as most of the daughters of well-to-do, jolly old

gentlemen, generally are) settle comfortably in life. And so endeth the

chapter.

If this imaginary sketch be not true, it is not far from the truth. A

Government situation is known to be a pleasant berth, and is jumped at as

a man would jump at a freehold estate or a lump of Californian gold. A

man who has any influence with the powers that be, or a younger son,

instead of trying a trade or profession, will often seek a Government

situation, trusting, with the income arising from it, he may live in town

almost in idleness--at any rate in comparative luxury and ease. By the

side of a Rothschild he may be poor, but really he is not so badly off,

after all. The life of a Government _employe_ is considered gentlemanly,

easy, and not under-paid. Hence the doors of those who have places to

dispose of are furiously besieged by an eager and avaricious mob. The

higher offices are equally greedily seized, and equally as preposterously

over-paid. During one of the recent examinations before the committee of

the House of Commons, a quondam ambassador had the coolness to inform the

committee that the reason why the American ambassadors managed to perform

their duties for less money than the English ones was, that they lived so

much more economically; as if economy were a crime, and a thing to be

shunned by any of the numerous representatives of John Bull: and one

celebrated ambassador does not see how diplomacy can be carried on at all

unless the money of the nation be lavished on banquets, such as even

Soyer might envy and admire.

This is the climax of absurdity; and the time has come for such absurdity

to be treated with merited contempt. The axe must be laid at the root of

the tree. A reduction of salaries commensurate with the increased

cheapness of living, and with the difficulties the tax-payers have in

meeting the tax-gatherers' demands, must be made at once. It is childish

to suppose that such a man as Mr. Bancroft was less respected at Paris

than the Marquis of Normanby, or that Lord Cowley would less powerfully

represent England were his salary of 10,000 pounds cut down to 2,000

pounds. A thoughtful man can see, in the glitter and glare of gilded

saloons, filled with flunkies and worshippers of the golden calf, nothing

very creditable, or worthy of admiration. At the same time it must be

remembered that, if the nation has efficient service, it is not grudging

as regards expense.

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