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FROM THE PREFACE.

One who has sojourned in every part of a country and for sixty years

has mingled with all classes of its inhabitants; who has watched the

decay and disappearance of old, and the uprise of new usages; who has

been ever on the outlook for illustrations of native humour, and who

has been in the habit all along of freely recounting his experiences to

his friends, may perhaps be forgiven if he ventures to put forth some

record of what he has seen and heard, as a slight contribution to the

history of social changes.

Literature is rich in Scottish reminiscences of this kind, so rich

indeed that a writer who adds another volume to the long list runs

great risk of repeating what has already been told. I have done my

best to avoid this danger by turning over the pages of as many books

of this class as I have been able to lay hands upon. In the course of

this reading I have discovered that not a few of the ‘stories’ which

I picked up long ago have found their way into print. These I have

generally excluded from the present volume, save in cases where my

version seemed to me better than that which had been published. But

with all my care I cannot hope to have wholly escaped from pitfalls of

this nature.

No one can have read much in this subject without discovering the

perennial vitality of some anecdotes. With slight and generally local

modification, they are told by generation after generation, and always

as if they related to events that had recently occurred and to persons

that were still familiarly known. Yet the essential basis of their

humour may occasionally be traced back a long way. As an example of

this longevity I may cite the incident of snoring in church, related at

p. 86 of the following chapters, where an anecdote which has been told

to me as an event that had recently happened among people now living

was in full vigour a hundred years ago, and long before that time had

formed the foundation of a clever epigram in the reign of Charles II.

Another illustration of this persistence and transformation may be

found in the anecdote of the wolf’s den (p. 292). The same recurring

circumstances may sometimes conceivably evoke, at long intervals,

a similar sally of humour; but probably in most cases the original

story survives, undergoing a process of gradual evolution and local

adaptation as it passes down from one generation to another.

CONTENTS.

Pages

CHAPTER I.

Social changes in Scotland consequent on the Union of the

Crowns. Impetus given to these changes after Culloden in

the eighteenth century, and after the introduction of

steam as a motive power in the nineteenth. Posting from

Scotland to London. Stage coach travelling to England.

Canal travelling between Edinburgh and Glasgow. Loch

Katrine in 1843. Influence of Walter Scott. Steamboats

to London. Railroads in Scotland. Effects of steamboat

development in the West Highlands, 1–37

CHAPTER II.

Traces of Paganism in Scotland. Relics of the Celtic

Church; ‘Deserts.’ Survival of Roman Catholicism in

West Highlands and Islands. Influence of the Protestant

clergy. Highland ministers. Lowland ministers. Diets of

catechising. Street preachers, 38–76

CHAPTER III.

The sermon in Scottish Kirks. Intruding animals in country

churches. The ‘collection.’ Church psalmody. Precentors

and organs. Small congregations in the Highlands. Parish

visitation. Survival of the influence of clerical

teaching. Religious mania, 77–106

CHAPTER IV.

Superstition in Scotland. Holy wells. Belief in the Devil.

Growth of the rigid observance of the Sabbath. Efforts

of kirk-sessions and presbyteries to enforce Jewish

strictness in regard to the Sabbath. Illustrations of the

effects of these efforts, 107–141

CHAPTER V.

Litigiousness of the Scots. Sir Daniel Macnee and

jury-trial. Scottish judges, Patrick Robertson, Cullen,

Neaves, Rutherford Clark. 142–155

CHAPTER VI.

Medical Men. Sandy Wood. Knox. Nairn and Sir William Gull.

A broken leg in Canna. Changes in the professoriate

and students in the Scottish Universities. A St.

Andrews Professor. A Glasgow Professor. Some Edinburgh

Professors--Pillans, Blackie, Christison, Maclagan,

Playfair, Chalmers, Tait. Scottish Schoolmasters. 156–184

CHAPTER VII.

Old and new type of landed proprietors in Scotland.

Highland Chiefs--Second Marquess of Breadalbane; late

Duke of Argyll. Ayrshire Lairds--T. F. Kennedy of Dunure;

‘Sliddery Braes’; Smith of Auchengree. Fingask and

Charles Martin. New lairds of wealth, 185–204

CHAPTER VIII.

Lowland farmers; Darlings of Priestlaw. Sheep-farmers. Hall

Pringle of Hatton. Farm-servants. Ayrshire milk-maids.

The consequences of salting. Poachers. ‘Cauld sowens

out o’ a pewter plate.’ Farm life in the Highlands. A

Skye eviction. Clearances in Raasay. Summer Shielings

of former times. Fat Boy of Soay. A West Highlander’s

first visit to Glasgow. Crofters in Skye. Highland ideas

of women’s work. Highland repugnance to handicrafts, 205–238

CHAPTER IX.

Highland ferries and coaches. The charms of Iona. How to

see Staffa. The Outer Hebrides. Stones of Callernish.

St. Kilda. Sound of Harris. The Cave-massacre in Eigg.

Skeleton from a clan fight still unburied in Jura.

The hermit of Jura. Peculiar charms of the Western

Isles. Influence of the clergy on the cheerfulness of

the Highlanders. Disappearance of Highland customs.

Dispersing of clans from their original districts.

Dying out of Gaelic; advantages of knowing some Gaelic;

difficulties of the language, 239–273

CHAPTER X.

The Orkney Islands. The Shetland Islands. Faroe Islands

contrasted with Western Isles. ‘Burning the water.’ A

fisher of men. Salmon according to London taste. Trout

and fishing-poles. A wolf’s den, 274–293

CHAPTER XI.

Scottish shepherds and their dogs. A snow-storm among

the Southern Uplands. Scottish inns of an old type.

Reminiscences of some Highland inns. Revival of roadside

inns by cyclists. Scottish drink. Drinking customs now

obsolete, 294–320

CHAPTER XII.

Scottish humour in relation to death and the grave.

Resurrectionists. Tombstone inscriptions. ‘Naturals’ in

Scotland. Confused thoughts of second childhood. Belief

in witchcraft. Miners and their superstitions. Colliers

and Salters in Scotland were slaves until the end of the

eighteenth century. Metal-mining in Scotland, 321–346

CHAPTER XIII.

Town-life in old times. Dirtiness of the streets. Clubs.

Hutton and Black in Edinburgh. A feast of snails. Royal

Society Club. Bailies ‘gang lowse.’ Rothesay fifty years

ago. James Smith of Jordanhill. Fisher-folk of the Forth.

Decay of the Scots language. Receipt for pronouncing

English, 347–369

CHAPTER XIV.

The Scottish School of Geology. Neptunist and Vulcanist

Controversy. J. D. Forbes. Charles Maclaren. Hugh Miller.

Robert Chambers. W. Haidinger. H. von Dechen. Ami Boué.

The life of a field-geologist. Experiences of a geologist

in the West Highlands. A crofter home in Skye. The Spar

Cave and Coruisk. Night in Loch Scavaig, 370–409

CHAPTER XV.

Influence of Topography on the people of Scotland.

Distribution and ancient antagonism of Celt and Saxon.

Caithness and its grin. Legends and place-names. Popular

explanation of boulders. Cliff-portraits. Fairy-stones

and supposed human footprints. Imitative forms of flint.

Scottish climate and its influence on the people.

Indifference of the Highlander to rain. ‘Dry rain.’ Wind

in Scotland. Salutations on the weather. Shakespeare on

the climate of Morayland. Influence of environment on the

Highlander, 410–439

Index, 440–447

CHAPTER I.

Social changes in Scotland consequent on the Union of the Crowns.

Impetus given to these changes after Culloden in the eighteenth

century, and after the introduction of steam as a motive power

in the nineteenth. Posting from Scotland to London. Stage coach

travelling to England. Canal travelling between Edinburgh and

Glasgow. Loch Katrine in 1843. Influence of Walter Scott.

Steamboats to London. Railroads in Scotland. Effects of steamboat

development in the West Highlands.

When on the 5th of April, 1603, James VI. left Edinburgh with a

great cavalcade of attendants, to ascend the throne of England, a

series of social changes was set in motion in Scotland which has

been uninterruptedly advancing ever since. Its progress has not been

uniform, seeing that it has fluctuated with the access or diminution

of national animosities on the two sides of the Tweed, until, as these

sources of irritation died away, the two nations were welded into one

by the arts of peace. Looking back across the three centuries, we can

recognise two epochs when the progress of change received a marked

impetus.

[Sidenote: NATIONAL ANIMOSITIES]

The first of these dates from the failure of the Jacobite cause in

1746. At Culloden, not only were the hopes of the Stuarts finally

extinguished, but a new period was ushered in for the development of

Scotland. The abolition of the heritable jurisdictions, the extension

of the same organised legal system over every part of the kingdom,

the suppression of cattle-raids and other offences by the Highlanders

against their lowland neighbours, the building of good roads, and the

improvement of the old tracks, whereby easy communication was provided

across the country, and especially through the Highlands between the

northern and southern districts--these and other connected reforms

led to the gradual breaking down of the barrier of animosity that

had long kept Highlander and Lowlander apart, and by thus producing

a freer intercourse of the two races, greatly strengthened the

community as a whole, whether for peace or for war. On the other hand,

the landing of Prince Charles Edward, the uprise of the clans, the

victory of Prestonpans, and the invasion of England could not fail to

revive and intensify the ancient enmity of the English against their

northern neighbours. This animosity blazed out anew under the Bute

administration, when fresh fuel was added to it from the literary side

by Wilkes and Churchill. Nevertheless the leaven of union was quietly

at work all the time. Not only did Scot commingle more freely with

Scot, but increasing facilities of communication allowed the southward

tide of migration to flow more freely across the Border. English

travellers also found their way in growing numbers into that land

north of the Tweed which for centuries had been at once scorned and

feared, but which could now be everywhere safely visited. What had been

satirised as

The wretched lot

Of the poor, mean, despised, insulted Scot,

came to be the subject of banter, more or less good humoured. The

Englishman, while retaining a due sense of his own superiority, learnt

to acknowledge that his northern neighbour did really possess some good

qualities which made him not unworthy of a place in the commonwealth,

while the Scot, on his side, discovered that his ‘auld enemies’ of

England were far from being all mere ‘pock-puddings.’ As the result

of this greater intimacy of association, the smaller nation was

necessarily drawn more and more to assimilate itself to the speech and

ways of its larger, wealthier, and more advanced partner.

But the decline in Scottish national peculiarities during the hundred

years that followed Culloden was slow compared with that of the second

epoch, which dates from the first half of last century, when steam as

a motive power came into use, rapidly transforming our manufacturing

industries, and revolutionising the means of locomotion, alike on land

and sea. Scott in his youth saw the relics of the older time while they

were still fairly fresh and numerous, and he has left an imperishable

memorial of them in his vivid descriptions. Cockburn beheld the last

of these relics disappear, and as he lived well on into the second

of the two periods, he could mark and has graphically chronicled the

accelerated rate of change.

[Sidenote: SOCIAL TRANSFORMATIONS]

Those of us who, like myself, can look back across a vista of more than

three score years, and will compare what they see and hear around them

now with what they saw and heard in their childhood, will not only

realise that the social revolution has been marching along, but will

be constrained to admit that its advance has been growing perceptibly

more rapid. They must feel that the old order has indeed changed, and

though they may wish that the modern could establish itself with less

effacement of the antique, and may be disposed with Byron to cry,

Out upon Time! who for ever will leave

But enough of the past for the future to grieve,

they have, at least, the consolation of reflecting that the changes

have been, on the whole, for the better. Happily much of the

transformation is, after all, external. The fundamental groundwork

of national character and temperament continues to be but little

affected. The surface features and climate of the country, with all

their profound, if unperceived, influences on the people, remain with

no appreciable change. Even the inevitable wave of evolution does not

everywhere roll on with the same speed, but leaves outlying corners and

remote parishes unsubmerged, where we may still light upon survivals of

an older day, in men and women whose ways and language seem to carry

us back a century or more, and in customs that link us with an even

remoter past.

[Sidenote: MODES OF TRAVEL]

It would be far beyond my purpose to enter into any discussion of the

connection between the causes that have given rise to these social

changes and the effects that have flowed from them. The far-reaching

results of the introduction of steam-machinery in aggregating

communities around a few centres, in depopulating the country

districts, and in altering the habits and physique of the artizans,

open up a wide subject on which I do not propose to touch. My life has

been largely passed in the rural and mountainous parts of the country,

where increased facilities for locomotion have certainly been the

most obvious direct source of change to the inhabitants, though other

causes have undoubtedly contributed less directly to bring about the

general result. It has been my good fortune to become acquainted with

every district of Scotland. There is not a county, hardly a parish,

which I have not wandered over again and again. In many of them I have

spent months at a time, finding quarters in county towns, in quiet

villages, in wayside inns, in country houses, in remote manses, in

shepherds’ shielings, and in crofters’ huts. Thrown thus among all

classes of society, I have been brought in contact with each varying

phase of life of the people. During the last twenty years, though no

longer permanently resident in Scotland, I have been led by my official

duties to revisit the country every year, even to its remotest bounds.

I have also been enabled, through the kindness of a yachting friend,

to cruise all through the Inner and Outer Hebrides. These favourable

opportunities have allowed me to mark the gradual decline of national

peculiarities perhaps more distinctly than would have been possible to

one continuously resident. As a slight contribution to the history of

the social evolution in Scotland, I propose in the following chapters

to gather together such reminiscences as may serve to indicate the

nature and extent of the changes of which I have been a witness, and to

record a few illustrations of the manners and customs, the habits and

humour of the people with whom I have mingled.

My memory goes back to a time before railways had been established

in Scotland, when Edinburgh and Glasgow were connected only by a

coach-road and a canal, and when stage-coaches still ran from the two

cities into England. I may therefore begin these reminiscences with

some reference to modes of travel.

Probably few readers are aware how recently roads practicable for

wheeled carriages have become general over the whole country. In the

seventeenth century various attempts were made to run stage-coaches

between Edinburgh and Leith, between Edinburgh and Haddington,

and between Edinburgh and Glasgow. But these efforts to open up

communication, even with the chief towns, appear to have met with such

scant support as to be soon abandoned. The usual mode of conveyance,

for ladies as well as gentlemen, was on horseback. A traveller writing

in 1688 states that there were then no stage-coaches, for the roads

would hardly allow of them, and that although some of the magnates

of the land made use of a coach and six horses, they did so ‘with so

much caution that, besides their other attendance, they have a lusty

running footman on each side of the coach, to manage and keep it up

in rough places.’ It was probably not until after the suppression of

the Jacobite rising in 1715 that road-making and road-repair were

begun in earnest. For strategic purposes, military roads were driven

through the Highlands, and this important work, which continued until

far on in the century, not only opened up the Highlands to wheeled

traffic, but reacted on the general lines of communication throughout

the country.[1] By the time that railways came into operation the main

roads had been well engineered and constructed, and were fitted for all

kinds of vehicles.

[Sidenote: LOCOMOTION TO ENGLAND]

Before the beginning of the railroad period, the inhabitants of

Scotland had three means of locomotion into England. Those who were

wealthy took their own carriages and horses, or hired post-horses from

stage to stage. For the ordinary traveller, there were stage-coaches on

land and steamboats on the sea.

With a comfortable carriage, and the personal effects of the occupants

strapped on behind it, posting to London was one of the pleasant

incidents of the year to those who had leisure and money at command.

Repeated season after season, the journey brought the travellers into

close acquaintance with every district through which the public road

passed. They had a far greater familiarity with the details of these

districts than can now be formed in railway journeys. They knew every

village, church, and country-house to be seen along the route, and

could mark the changes made in them from year to year. At the inns,

where they halted for the night, they were welcomed as old friends,

and made to feel themselves at home. This pleasant mode of travelling,

so graphically described in _Humphry Clinker_, continued in use among

some county families long after the stage-coaches had reached the

culmination of their speed and comfort. My old friend, T. F. Kennedy of

Dunure, used to describe to me the delights of these yearly journeys

in his youth. Posting into England did not die out until after the

completion of the continuous railway routes, when the failure of

travellers on the road led to the giving up of post-horses at the inns.

[Sidenote: STAGE-COACHES TO LONDON]

One of my early recollections is to have seen the London coaches

start from Princes Street, Edinburgh. Though railways were beginning

to extend rapidly over England, no line had yet entered Scotland, so

that the first part of the journey to London was made by stage-coach.

There was at that time no line of railway, with steam locomotives,

leading out of Edinburgh. Stage-coaches appear to have been tried

between London and Edinburgh as far back as 1658, for an advertisement

published in May of that year announces that they would ‘go from the

George Inn without Aldersgate to Edinburgh _in Scotland_, once in

three weeks for £4 10s., with good coaches and fresh horses on the

roads.’ In May, 1734, a coach was advertised to perform the journey

between Edinburgh and London ‘in nine days, or three days sooner than

any other coach that travels the road.’ An improvement in the service,

made twenty years later, was thus described in an advertisement which

appeared in the _Edinburgh Evening Courant_ for July 1st, 1754:

‘The Edinburgh Stage-Coach, for the better accommodation of

Passengers, will be altered to a new genteel two-end Glass Machine,

hung on Steel Springs, exceeding light and easy, to go in ten days in

summer and twelve in winter; to set out the first Tuesday in March,

and continue it from Hosea Eastgate’s, the _Coach and Horses_ in Dean

Street, Soho, London, and from John Somerville’s in the Canongate,

Edinburgh, every other Tuesday, and meet at Burrow-bridge on Saturday

night, and set out from thence on Monday morning, and get to London

and Edinburgh on Friday. In the winter to set out from London and

Edinburgh every other Monday morning and to go to Burrow-bridge on

Saturday night; and to set out thence on Monday morning and get to

London and Edinburgh on Saturday night. Passengers to pay as usual.

Performed, if God permits, by your dutiful servant,

‘HOSEA EASTGATE.

‘Care is taken of small parcels according to their value.’

Before the end of the century the frequency, comfort, and speed of the

coaches had been considerably increased. Palmer, of the Bath Theatre,

led the way in this reform, and in the year 1788 organised a service

from London to Glasgow, which accomplished the distance of rather more

than 400 miles in sixty-five hours. Ten years later, Lord Chancellor

Campbell travelled by the same system of coaches between Edinburgh

and London, and he states that in 1798 he ‘performed the journey

in three nights and two days, Mr. Palmer’s mail-coaches being then

established; but this swift travelling was considered dangerous as well

as wonderful,--and I was gravely advised to stop a day at York, “as

several passengers who had gone through without stopping had died of

apoplexy from the rapidity of the motion.” The whole distance may now

(1847) be accomplished with ease and safety in fourteen hours.’[2]

[Sidenote: EDINBURGH AND GLASGOW COACHES]

Passengers between Edinburgh and Glasgow before the days of railways

had a choice of two routes, either by road or by canal. As far back as

the summer of 1678, an Edinburgh merchant set up a stage-coach between

the two cities to carry six passengers, but it appears to have had

no success. In 1743, another Edinburgh merchant offered to start a

stage-coach on the same route with six horses, to hold six passengers,

to go twice a week in summer and once in winter. But his proposal

does not appear to have met with adequate support. At last, in 1749,

a kind of covered spring-cart, known as the ‘Edinburgh and Glasgow

Caravan,’ was put upon the road and performed the journey of forty-four

miles in two days. Nine years later, in 1758, the ‘Fly,’ so called on

account of its remarkable speed, actually accomplished the distance

in twelve hours. The establishment of Palmer’s improved stage-coaches

led to a further advance in the communications between Edinburgh and

Glasgow, but it was not until 1799 that the time taken in the journey

was reduced to six hours. In my boyhood, before the stage-coaches

were driven off by the railway, various improvements on the roads, the

carriages, and the arrangements connected with the horses, had brought

down the time to no more than four hours and a half.[3]

Much more leisurely was the transit on the Union Canal. The boats were

comfortably fitted up and were drawn by a cavalcade of horses, urged

forward by postboys. It was a novel and delightful sensation, which

I can still recall, to see fields, trees, cottages, and hamlets flit

past, as if they formed a vast moving panorama, while one seemed to

be sitting absolutely still. For mere luxury of transportation, such

canal-travel stands quite unrivalled. Among its drawbacks, however, are

the long detentions at the locks. But as everything was new to me in

my first expedition to the west, I remember enjoying these locks with

the keenest pleasure, sometimes remaining in the boat, and feeling it

slowly floated up or let down, sometimes walking along the margin and

watching the rush of the water through the gradually opening sluices.

[Sidenote: LOCH KATRINE IN 1843]

Both the stage-coaches and the passenger boats on the canal were

disused after the opening of the Edinburgh and Glasgow Railway in

the spring of 1842. A few weeks subsequent to the running of the

first trains, the _Glasgow Courier_ announced that ‘the whole of the

stage-coaches from Glasgow and Edinburgh are now off the road, with the

exception of the six o’clock morning coach, which is kept running in

consequence of its carrying the mail bags.’

Steamboats had not yet been introduced upon the large freshwater lakes

of Scotland, except upon Loch Lomond, when I visited the Trossachs

region for the first time in 1843. I was rowed the whole length of Loch

Katrine in a boat by four stout Highlanders, who sang Gaelic songs, to

the cadence of which they kept time with their oars. It was my first

entry into the Highlands, and could not have been more impressive.

The sun was almost setting as the boat pushed off from Stronachlachar

and all the glories of the western sky were cast upon the surrounding

girdle of mountains, the reflections of which fell unbroken on the

mirror-like surface of the water. As we advanced and the sunset tints

died away, the full autumn moon rose above the crest of Ben Venue, and

touched off the higher crags with light, while the shadows gathered

in deepening black along the lower slopes and the margin of the water.

Before we reached the lower end of the lake the silvery sheen filled

all the pass of the Trossachs above the sombre forest. The forms of

the hills, the changing lights in the sky, and the weird tunes of the

boatmen combined to leave on my memory a picture as vivid now as when

it was impressed sixty years ago.

No more remarkable contrast between the present tourist traffic in

this lake region and that of the early part of last century could

be supplied than that which is revealed by an incident recorded as

having occurred about the year 1814, four years after the publication

of Scott’s _Lady of the Lake_. An old Highlander, who was met on

the top of Ben Lomond, said he had been a guide from the north side

of the mountain for upwards of forty years; ‘but that d----d Walter

Scott, that everybody makes such a work about!’ exclaimed he with

vehemence--‘I wish I had him to ferry over Loch Lomond: I should be

after sinking the boat, if I drowned myself into the bargain; for ever

since he wrote his _Lady of the Lake_, as they call it, everybody goes

to see that filthy hole Loch Katrine, then comes round by Luss, and I

have had only two gentlemen to guide all this blessed season, which

is now at an end. I shall never see the top of Ben Lomond again!--The

devil confound his ladies and his lakes, say I!’[4]

[Sidenote: SCOTT AND THE HIGHLANDS]

If this indignant mountaineer could revisit his early haunts, his

grandchildren would have a very different story to tell him of the

poet’s influence. For one visitor to his beloved mountain in his

day there must now be at least a hundred, almost all of whom have

had their first longing to see that region kindled by the poems and

tales of Scott. No man ever did so much to make his country known

and attractive as the Author of _Waverley_ has done for Scotland.

His fictitious characters have become historical personages in the

eyes of the thousands of pilgrims who every year visit the scenes he

has described. In threading the pass of the Trossachs, they try to

see where Fitz James must have lost his ‘gallant grey.’ In passing

Ellen’s Isle, they scrutinise it, if haply any relics of her home have

survived. At Coilantogle Ford they want to know the exact spot where

the duel was fought between the King and Roderick Dhu. At Aberfoyle

they look out for the Clachan, or some building that must stand on its

site, and their hearts are comforted by finding suspended to a tree on

the village green the veritable coulter with which Bailie Nicol Jarvie

burnt the big Highlander’s plaid. So delighted indeed have the tourists

been with this relic of the past that they have surreptitiously carried

it off more than once, and have thus compelled the village smith each

time to manufacture a new antique.

Before steam navigation was introduced, packet ships sailed between

Leith and London carrying both passengers and goods. But as the time

taken on the journey depended on winds and waves, these vessels

supplied a somewhat uncertain and even risky mode of transit. Thus in

November, 1743, an Edinburgh newspaper announced that the Edinburgh

and Glasgow packet from London, ‘after having great stress of weather

for twenty days, has lately arrived safe at Holy Island and is soon

expected in Leith harbour.’

[Sidenote: STEAMBOATS TO LONDON]

The first steamboats that plied between Leith and London were much

smaller in size and more primitive in their appointments than their

successors of to-day. Mineral oil had not come into use, and animal and

vegetable oils were dear. Hence the saloons and cabins were lighted

with candles, and, as wicks that require no snuffing were not then in

vogue, it may be imagined that the illumination could not be brilliant,

and that candle grease was apt to descend in frequent drops upon

whatever happened to lie below. The Rev. Dr. Lindsay Alexander used to

tell that when he once accompanied a brother clergyman in the steamboat

to London, they were unable to obtain berths in any of the state-rooms,

and had to content themselves each with a sofa in the saloon. In the

middle of the night he was awakened by a groaning which seemed to come

from the sofa of his elderly friend. Starting up, he enquired if the

doctor was in pain. The answer came in a shaky voice: ‘I’m afraid--I’ve

had--a stroke--of paralysis.’ In an instant the younger man was out of

bed, calling for a light, as the candles had all burnt themselves into

their sockets. When the light came, the reverend gentleman was seen to

have been lying immediately below the drip of a guttering candle, and

the drops of tallow, falling on his cheek, had congealed there into

a cake that had gradually spread up to his eye. As he could not move

the muscles of his face, the poor man’s imagination had transferred

the powerlessness to the rest of his side. With the help of the

steward, however, the hardened grease was scraped off, and the doctor,

recovering the use of his facial muscles, was able once more to drop

off to sleep.

[Sidenote: RAILWAY RIVALRY]

Railroads have been unquestionably the most powerful agents of social

change in Scotland. From the opening of the first line down to the

present time, I have watched the yearly multiplication of lines,

until the existing network of them has been constructed. Had it been

possible, at the beginning, to anticipate this rapid development, and

to foresee the actual requirements of the various districts through

which branch-lines have been formed, probably the railway-map would

have been rather different from what it now is. Some local lines would

never have been built, or would have followed different routes from

those actually chosen. The competition of the rival companies has led

to a wasteful expenditure of their capital, and to the construction

of lines which either do not pay their expenses, or yield only a

meagre return for the outlay disbursed upon them. A notable instance

of the effects of this rivalry was seen in the competition of two

great companies for the construction of a line between Carnwath on

the Caledonian system and Leadburn on the North British. The country

through which the route was to be taken was sparsely peopled, being

partly pastoral, partly agricultural, but without any considerable

village. When the contest was in progress, a farmer from the district

was asked to state what he knew of traffic between Carnwath and

Dolphinton, a small hamlet in Lanarkshire. His answer was, ‘Od, there’s

an auld wife that comes across the hills ance in a fortnicht wi’ a

basket o’ ribbons, but that’s a’ the traffic I ken o’.’ The minister

of Dolphinton, being eager to have a railway through his parish, set

himself to ascertain the number of cattle that passed along the road

daily in front of his manse. He was said to have counted the same

cow many times in the same day. The result of the competition was a

compromise. Each railway company obtained powers to construct a new

line which was to run to Dolphinton and there terminate. And these

two lines to this hamlet of a few cottages, and not as many as 300

people, were actually constructed and have been in operation for many

years. Each of them has its terminal station at Dolphinton, with

station-master and porters. But there were not, and so far as I know,

there are not now, any rails connecting the two lines across the road.

This diminutive village thus enjoys the proud preeminence of being

perhaps the smallest place in the three kingdoms which has two distinct

terminal stations on each side of its road, worked by two independent

and rival companies.

Not long after the opening of the North British line to Dolphinton,

I spent a day at the southern end of the Pentland Hills, and in the

evening, making my way to the village, found the train with its engine

attached. The station was as solitary as a churchyard. After I had

taken my seat in one of the carriages, the guard appeared from some

doorway in the station, and I heard the engine-driver shout out to him,

‘Weel, Jock, hae ye got your passenger in?’

[Sidenote: EARLY DAYS OF RAILWAYS]

The opening of a railway through some of these lonely upland regions

was a momentous event in their history. Up till then many districts

which possessed roads were not traversed by any public coach nor by

many private carriages, while in other parishes, where roads either

did not exist or were extremely bad and unfit for wheeled traffic, the

sight of a swiftly-moving train was one that drew the people from far

and near. Some time, however, had to elapse before the country-folk

could accustom themselves to the rapidity and (comparative) punctuality

of railroad travelling. When the old horse-tramways ran, it was a

common occurrence for a train to be stopped in order to pick up a

passenger, or to let one down by the roadside, and it is said that this

easy-going practice used to be repeated now and then in the early days

of branch-railways. An old lady from Culter parish, who came down to

the railway not long after it was opened, arrived at the station just

as the train had started. When told that she was too late, for the

train had already gone beyond the station, she exclaimed, ‘Dod, I maun

rin then,’ and proceeded at her highest speed along the platform, while

the station-master shouted after her to stop. She was indignant that he

would not whistle for the train to halt or come back for her.

Railway construction in the Highlands came later than it did in the

Lowlands, and entered among another race of people with different

habits from those of their southern fellow-countrymen. The natural

disposition of an ordinary Highlander would not often lead him to

choose the hard life of a navvy, and volunteer to aid in the heavy work

of railway construction. The following anecdote illustrates a racial

characteristic which probably could not have been met with in the

Lowlands. During the formation of one of the lines of railway through

the Highlands a man came to the contractor and asked for a job at the

works, when the following conversation took place:

‘Well, Donald, you’ve come for work, have you? and what can you do?’

‘’Deed, I can do onything.’

‘Well, there’s some spade and barrow work going on; you can begin on

that.’

‘Ach, but I wadna just like to be workin’ wi’ a spade and a

wheelbarrow.’

‘O, would you not? Then yonder’s some rock that needs to be broken

away. Can you wield a pick?’

‘I wass never usin’ a pick, whatefer.’

‘Well, my man, I don’t know anything I can give you to do.’

[Sidenote: LIGHT LABOUR]

So Donald went away crestfallen. But being of an observing turn of

mind, he walked along the rails, noting the work of each gang of

labourers, until he came to a signal-box, wherein he saw a man seated,

who came out now and then, waved a flag, and then resumed his seat.

This appeared to Donald to be an occupation entirely after his own

heart. He made enquiry of the man, ascertained his hours and his

rate of pay, and returned to the contractor, who, when he saw him,

good-naturedly asked:

‘What, back again, Donald? Have you found out what you can do?’

‘’Deed, I have, sir. I would just like to get auchteen shullins a week,

and to do that’--holding out his arm and gently waving the stick he had

in his hand.

A desire to select the lightest part of the work, however, is not

peculiar to the Celtic nature, but comes out, strongly enough,

sometimes, in the Lowlands, as was illustrated by the proposal of a

quarryman to share the labour with a comrade. ‘If ye ram, Jamie,’ said

he, ‘I’ll pech’; that is, if his friend would work the heavy iron

sledge-hammer, he himself would give the puff or pant with which the

workmen accompany each stroke they make.

The unpunctuality of the railways, the dirtiness of the carriages on

branch lines, and the frequent incivility of the officials are only too

familiar to all who have to travel much upon the system of at least one

of the Scottish companies. A worthy countryman who had come from the

north-east side of the kingdom by train to Cowlairs, was told that the

next stoppage would be Glasgow. He at once began to get all his little

packages ready, and remarked to a fellow-passenger, ‘I’m sailin’ for

China this week, but I’m thinkin’ I’m by the warst o’ the journey noo.’

It must be confessed, however, that the railway officials often have

their forbearance sorely tested, especially in the large mining

districts, where the roughness and violence of the mob of passengers

can sometimes hardly be held in check, and where the temptation to

retaliate after the same fashion may be difficult to resist. Having

also to be on the watch for dishonesty, they are apt to develop a

suspiciousness which sometimes, though perhaps needlessly, exasperates

the honest traveller. Occasionally their sagacity is scarcely a match

for the knavery of a dishonest Scot. Thus, a man, when the ticket

collector came round, was fumbling in all his pockets for his ticket,

until the official, losing patience, said he would come back for it.

When he returned, noticing that the man had the ticket between his

lips, he indignantly snatched it away. Whereupon a fellow-passenger

remarked, ‘You must be singularly absent-minded not to remember that

you had put your ticket in your mouth.’ ‘No sae absent-minded as ye wad

think,’ was the answer; ‘I was jist rubbin’ oot the auld date wi’ my

tongue.’

[Sidenote: STEAMBOATS ON WEST COAST]

Perhaps the most striking evidence of the effect of increased

facilities for locomotion and traffic upon the habits of the population

is presented by the western coast of the country, or the region usually

spoken of as the West Highlands and Islands. Few parts of Britain are

now more familiar to the summer tourist than the steamboat tracks

through that region. Every year thousands of holiday-makers are carried

rapidly and comfortably in swift and capacious vessels through that

archipelago of mountainous land and blue sea. They have, as it were,

a vast panorama unrolled before them, which changes in aspect and

interest at every mile of their progress. For the most part, however,

they obtain and carry away with them merely a kind of general and

superficial impression of the scenery, though the memory of it may

remain indelibly fixed among their most delightful experiences of

travel. They can have little or no conception of the interior of those

islands or of the glens and straths of the mainland, still less of

the inhabitants and their ways and customs. Nor, as they are borne

pleasantly along past headland and cliff, can they adequately realise

what the conditions of travel were before the days of commodious

passenger-steamers.

[Sidenote: DAVID HUTCHESON’S SERVICES]

When Johnson and Boswell landed in Skye in the year 1773, there was

not a road in the whole island practicable for a wheeled carriage.

Locomotion, when not afoot, was either on horseback or by boat. The

inland bridle-tracks lay among loose boulders, over rough, bare

rock, or across stretches of soft and sometimes treacherous bog. The

boats were often leaky, the oars and rowlocks unsound, the boatmen

unskilful; while the weather, even in summer, is often boisterous

enough to make the navigation of the sea-lochs and sounds difficult or

impossible for small craft. And such continued to be the conditions in

which the social life of the West Highlands was carried on long after

Johnson’s time. During the first thirty or more years of last century

the voyage from the Clyde to Skye was made in sailing packets, and

generally took from ten to fifteen days. It was not until steamboats

began to ply along the coast that the scattered islands were brought

into closer touch with each other and with the Lowlands. To the memory

of David Hutcheson, who organised the steamboat service among the

Western Highlands and Islands, Scotland owes a debt of gratitude.

The development of this service has been the gradual evolution of

some seventy years. Half a century ago it was far from having reached

its present state of advancement. There were then no steamers up the

West Coast to Skye and the Outer Hebrides, save those which carried

cargo and came round the Mull of Cantyre. During the herring season,

and about the times of the cattle-markets, the irregularities and

discomfort of these vessels can hardly be exaggerated. When the decks

were already loaded perhaps with odoriferous barrels of herring,

and when it seemed impossible that they could hold anything more,

the vessel might have to make a long detour to the head of some

mountain-girdled sea-loch to fetch away a flock of sheep, or a herd of

Highland cattle. At most of the places of call there were no piers.

Passengers had accordingly to disembark in small boats, sometimes at

a considerable distance from high-water mark, to which, perhaps in

the middle of the night, they scrambled across sea-weed and slippery

shingle.

As a steamboat called at each place in summer only once, in later

years twice, in a week, and in winter only once in a fortnight, the

day of its arrival was eagerly looked forward to by the population, in

expectation of the supplies of all kinds, as well as the letters and

newspapers, which it brought from the south. You never could be sure at

what hour of the day or night it might make its appearance, and if you

expected friends to arrive by it, or if you proposed yourself to take

a passage in it, you needed to be on the watch, perhaps for many weary

hours. In fine weather, this detention was endurable enough; but in the

frequent storms of wind and rain, much patience and some strength of

constitution were needed to withstand the effects of the exposure. The

desirability of having waiting-rooms or places of shelter of any kind

is even yet not fully realised by the Celtic mind.

[Sidenote: ‘SOMETIMES SOONER, WHILES EARLIER’]

The native islander, however, seemed never to feel, or at least would

never acknowledge these various inconveniences. It was so great a boon

to have the steamers at all, and he had now got so used to them that

he could not imagine a state of things different from that to which he

had grown accustomed. Nor would he willingly allow any imperfections

in David Hutcheson’s arrangements, on which he depended for all his

connection with the outer world. I remember a crofter in the island of

Eigg, who, when asked when the steamer would arrive, replied at once,

‘Weel, she’ll be comin’ sometimes sooner, and whiles earlier, and

sometimes before that again.’ The idea of lateness was a reproach which

he would not acknowledge.

William Black, the novelist, used to tell of an English clergyman

who, having breakfasted and paid his bill at Tobermory, was anxious

for the arrival of the steamboat that was to take him north. He made

his way to the pier, and walked up and down there for a time, but

could see no sign of the vessel. At last, accosting a Highlander, who,

leaning against a wall, was smoking a cutty-pipe, he asked him when the

Skye steamer would call. Out came the pipe, followed by the laconic

answer, ‘That’s her smoke,’ and the speaker pointed in the direction

of the Sound of Mull. The traveller for a time could observe nothing

to indicate the expected vessel, but at last noticed a streak of dark

smoke rising against the Morven Hills on the far side of the island

that guards the front of the little bay of Tobermory. When at last the

steamer itself rounded the point and came fully into sight, it seemed

to the clergyman a much smaller vessel than he had supposed it would

be, and he remarked to the Highlander, ‘That the Skye steamer! that

boat will surely never get to Skye.’ The pipe was whisked out again to

make way for the indignant reply, ‘She’ll be in Skye this afternoon,

if nothin’ happens to Skye.’ The order of nature might conceivably go

wrong, but Hutcheson’s arrangements could be absolutely depended upon.

[Sidenote: WEST-COAST STEAMBOATS]

The captains of these steamers were personages of some consequence on

the west coast. Usually skilful pilots and agreeable men, they came to

be on familiar terms with the lairds and farmers all along their route,

whom they were always glad to oblige and from whom they received in

return many tangible proofs of recognition and good-will. At the end

of a visit which I had been paying to friends on the south coast of

Mull, the captain, to whom my kind host had previously written, brought

his vessel a little out of his way in order to pick me up. The shore

being full of rocks and reefs, my boat had to pull some distance out to

the steamer, so that the tourist passengers had time to gratify their

curiosity by crowding to one side to see the cause of this unusual

stoppage. When the boat came alongside its cargo was transhipped in the

following order: first a letter for the captain, next a live sheep,

then a portmanteau, and lastly myself. There were many inquisitive

glances at the scantiness of my flock, but the sheep had been sent as

a present from my host to the captain, in recognition of some little

services which he had lately been rendering to the family.

I have known a number of these captains, and have often been struck

with their quiet dignity and good nature in circumstances that must

have tried their temper and patience. They had much responsibility, and

must often have had anxious moments in foggy or stormy weather. Now

and then a vessel met with an accident, or was even shipwrecked, but

the rarity of such always possible mishaps afforded good proof of the

skilful seamanship with which the Hutcheson fleet was handled. There

was always a heavy traffic in goods. Scores of cases, boxes, barrels,

and parcels of all conceivable shapes and sizes had to be taken on

board and distributed at the various places of call. Live stock had

to be adequately accommodated, and the varying times and direction of

the tides had to be allowed for. Then there was the tourist-traffic,

which, though small in those days compared with what it has now grown

to, required constant care and watchfulness. Not improbably the human

part of his cargo gave a captain more trouble than the rest. The

average tourist is apt to be selfish and unreasonable, ready to find

fault if everything does not go precisely as he wished and expected.

He is usually inquisitive, too, and doubtless asks the same questions

that are put to the captain and seamen of the ship season after season.

He has formed certain anticipations in his own mind of what he is to

see, and when these are not quite realised he wants to know why. A

common hallucination among travellers south of the Tweed clothes every

Highlander in a kilt, and surprise is often expressed that the ‘garb

of old Gaul’ is so seldom seen. The answer of one of David Hutcheson’s

officers should suffice for all who give vent to this surprise: ‘Oh

no, nobody wears the kilt here but fools and Englishmen.’

[Sidenote: TOURISTS ON WEST COAST]

Various anecdotes are in circulation about the passengers and crew of

these western steamboats. One of these narratives, of which different

versions have been told, relates how on a dull, drizzling, and misty

evening, when every attention had to be given to the rather intricate

navigation, a lady began to ask questions of the man at the wheel. He

answered her as briefly as possible for a time; but, as she still plied

him with queries, he at last lost his temper and abruptly desired her

to go to the nether regions. She retired in high dudgeon and sought out

the captain, insisting that the man should be discharged, and that she

would report the matter to Mr. Hutcheson. The captain tried to soothe

her, expressing his own regret at the language that had been used to

her, and assuring her that he would make the man apologise to her for

his conduct. She thereupon went down to the saloon and poured out her

indignation to some of her fellow-passengers. In the midst of her talk,

a man in dripping oilskins and cap in hand appeared at the door, and,

after some hesitation and looking round the company, advanced to the

irate lady and said, ‘Are you the leddy I tellt to gang to hell? Weel,

the captain says ye needna gang yet.’ Such was the apology.

I well remember, when as a lad of eighteen I first visited Skye, that

the steamer carrying the usual miscellaneous cargo in the hold and

on deck, after rounding the Mull had made so many calls, and had so

much luggage and merchandise to discharge at each halt, that it was

past midnight of the second day before we came into Broadford Bay. The

disembarkation was by small-boat, and as we made our way shorewards,

the faces of the oarsmen were at every stroke lit up with the pale,

ghostly light of a phosphorescent sea. The night was dark, but with

the aid of a dim lantern one could mount the rough beach, where I was

met by a son of the Rev. John Mackinnon of Kilbride, with whom I had

come to spend a few weeks. We had a drive of some five miles inland,

enlivened with Gaelic songs which my young friend and his cousin

screamed at the pitch of their voices. At a certain part of the road

they became suddenly silent, or only spoke to each other in whispers.

We were then passing the old graveyard at Kilchrist; but when we

had got to what was judged a safe distance beyond it and its ghosts,

the hilarity began anew, and lasted until we came to our destination

between two and three o’clock in the morning.

[Sidenote: THE TELEGRAPH IN HIGHLANDS]

The introduction of the electric telegraph naturally aroused

much curiosity in the rural population as to how the wires could

carry messages. A West Highlander who had been to Glasgow and was

consequently supposed to have got to the bottom of the mystery, was

asked to explain it. ‘Weel,’ said he, ‘it’s no easy to explain what you

will no be understandin’. But I’ll tell ye what it’s like. If you could

stretch my collie dog frae Oban to Tobermory, an’ if you wass to clap

its head in Oban, an’ it waggit its tail in Tobermory, or if I wass to

tread on its tail in Oban an’ it squaked in Tobermory--that’s what the

telegraph is like.’

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