THEATRICAL PROBABILITIES.

New pieces by HENRY AUTHOR JONES, author of _Judah, The Deacon,

&c.:--The Archbishop; The Salvationist, or Boothiful for Ever! The

Rural Dean_ (a pastoral play); _The Chorister_, a stirring drama,

showing how a Chorister struggled with his conscience. Of course the

Rev. Mr. WILLARD will have the principal part in each piece. Then

there will be special nights for the Ministers of all denominations.

There will be a _Matinée_ of _Precedence_, to which Cardinal MANNING

and all his clergy will be invited. After the play is over, the Right

Reverend Dr. WILLARD will preach a sermon to the Cardinal, on his

duties generally.

As long as only the orthodox witness these performances all will go

well. But what a first night that will be when the Right Reverend Dr.

WILLARD and the Reverend HENRY AUTHOR JONES find that some play has

been produced in the presence of an audience composed entirely of

Dissenters! _Absit omen!_ This may never happen if only serious

persons in orders, or rather with orders, are admitted.

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---> NOTICE.--Rejected Communications or Contributions, whether MS.,

Printed Matter, Drawings, or Pictures of any description, will in no

case be returned, not even when accompanied by a Stamped and Addressed

Envelope, Cover, or Wrapper. To this rule there will be no exception.

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